#Monsterdon "far to the east, across the sea. in joppa, in the kingdon of phoenicia" ok that's not really _far_ per se

#Monsterdon ugh. Every time I see her on screen I wanna make a joke related to her role in the movies based on the books written by She Who Must Not Be Named.

Does he speak Phoenician though?

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[takes off one arm the futures, hits the figure's head with it] Stop HITTING yourself, stop HITTING yourself

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Peacocks?!

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@Terencio @strangefour That's the one rule of godhood

You can do anything else, but no restoring your clay figurines

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Banish him to the wilderness, where he shall become super ripped

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ah the young idyllic life. Won't last #monsterdon

oh, this is Perseus' Tough Love, huh? #monsterdon

I pictured the life of gods on Olympus as fewer meetings and more drinking more nectar than this interpretation #monsterdon

Is that shitty day-for-night? DRINK

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And for Joppa, only girshlings eating their watervine. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans #CavesOfQud

#monsterdon Dreams and Omens, because just going down there and having a chat would make their poor widdle skulls go all smushy…

I will speak to them in dreams and omens because fuck if I'm gonna write them an email

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Thetis, have you considered that maybe your son might actually be a dick?

I mean, Zeus is in no position to throw stones here, but JUST SAYIN', this is Greek mythology after all so chances are _real_ high your son is just an asshole.

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@diazona @Cherizilla last name prolly, like Bob Pegasus

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@wohali he wasn't even allowed chaps, even the assless kind! #Monsterdon

"then no man will"
I am no man!
#WrongMovie #monsterdon

So I didn't know that Star Trek TNG and Greek mythology were directly connected.

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@wrog Did it? Well other way 'round then

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Other Gods: "You need a better 3D printer, Zeus. What kind of filament are you using?"

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Dame Maggie Smith is the best.

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this is a prequel to Beauty and the Beast? #monsterdon

Zeus, you can't just assemble them and put them on the shelf. You need to learn to paint them #monsterdon

In Greek myth, Thetis is the mother of Achilles. #Monsterdon

Crap. I didn't check doestheflyinghorsiedie.com

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@moira
didn't this predate (the Christopher Reeve) Superman?

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@Cherizilla Pegasus was a horse though? Dunno if it was used as a human name

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maggie smith doing her best, but reading a greek myth textbook is just boring by nature. #monsterdon

zeus is a major jerk

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#monsterdon How do YOU like your Kaiju?

@brooke "I'm sending your son to live in the swamp AS Shrek" :P #Monsterdon

Zeus is a dick. #monsterdon

this whole scene really paid a lot of attention to the Krypton scenes of Superman, didn't it

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Killing all of Zeus' ponies definitely sounds like a career limiting move. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Wicked animation

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If you can read, thank a Phoenician! #Monsterdon

@aburka @yatsu And they're not even out of the first reel #monsterdon

@trixter Zeus only knows two kinds of crimes: look-the-other-way, and unforgivable. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Gonna set up our poor Calibos to take a wedge. Sorry bub…

#monsterdon The king is a jerk so all the people have to die? That’s pretty harsh 😞

You think he's ever wacked it to one of those figures? #monsterdon

(After that shot of Danaë, I just can't blame Zeus as much as I ought….)

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'Why always you three?"

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Oh hey casual tiddy of the 70s.
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Calibiiiii, Calibaaaaa, CalaboooooOOOOOOOS

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I see Perseus has the same stylist as Space Prince David Hasselhoff

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so, is the realm of the gods moving at the same time...speed as the people? #monsterdon

Ok, there would NOT be that much casual nudity in a PG (or even PG-13) adventure movie today!

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I do NOT remember any gratuitous nudity in this, maybe I've only ever seen it edited for TV? #monsterdon

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Trick Rider and Beautiful Horsey this movie earns an A+

are....are all of Zeus's dolls naked? 🥴

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Just so you all know, I managed to sync the movie at *exactly* the time we all got to see boobs. #Monsterdon

Well I hope Zeus is happy. Now he ain't got no Argos, or a damn statue!

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Mmmmmm the hairy chest that launched a thousand ships. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

i'm late, just in time for some trick horseback riding. miyaku stream is very helpful for hopping in
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Is there some dialogue missing from Zeus? #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe A luxury we are not always afforded in #Monsterdon.

@fabio Yeah. I don’t remember seeing that when I was a kid, either. I probably saw it aired on network TV in the US.

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@yatsu ran out of costume budget #monsterdon

Thetis all worried about her son. She needs to be careful and not lose her head. #Monsterdon

HELLO #monsterdon

So what do you call a montage where the little boy grows up to be hunky Harry Hamlin? ;)

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Our growing up and horse riding montage. #Monsterdon

This movie was rated PG? Okay, that was a different era #monsterdon

Flooded cities, marine monsters, breastfeeding, this movie's got everything

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It’s just mom, son, and extremely patient horse on this deserted island. #monsterdon

that loincloth has GOT to stink after all these years. #monsterdon

grow-up montage! #monsterdon #scheduledMonsterdon

Zeus: "Sorry; I had low blood sugar and was a bit cranky. So... Argos..."

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Brazilian TV had censored the boobs & ass back then! #monsterdon

Sessions presents!!!

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Hm, not a kraken, but an awesome Harryhausen beast. #Monsterdon

no clothes on seriphos? #monsterdon

Zeus is like "ok I know where that is, we can hook up there" #monsterdon

the Island of Sephiroth seems to be missing a lot of modern amenities.... #monsterdon

Instant archeological ruins. Yes! I'm here for future historical sites!

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The Land that Pants Forgot....

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#Monsterdon oh i forgot they grow up on the nudist island ??

oooh tittties, and ASS!

that was unexpected!

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and TITS. with context, but still? #monsterdon

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R rating established

@trixter It’s true. Watching the bluray may be the most illuminatingly disappointing way to experience this. #monsterdon

is it really an 80s movie without some booby?

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@Ayyyydrew Nope. Completely unnecessary.

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So I guess gods grow up fast?
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Meanwhile, back on the soundstage...

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@3janeTA Olympus: now under new management! Talk to our new friendlier customer service reps!

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@jonny precision lightning drone strike

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Our ship has come in #monsterdon

so if he could just kill the guy using voodoo did zeus really have to have the whole town fucked? 🥴

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#Monsterdon correction: two _attempted_ murders

You've gotta love the level of composition and practical effects in this movie. Beats CGI for sure!

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that toga was *this close* to too short phew

#Monsterdon naked island!

#Monsterdon i like how the clay figurine turns to dust when the king dies

proper sympathetic magic :D

@jonny Or apparently just crush a clay figure...

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We have shorts under the toga!

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The worst thing is all that damage to the structures isn't covered by insurance, as a bona fide Act of God #monsterdon