nhgeek
nhgeek
Looks like he peaked in high school #monsterdon
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
Link, you're supposed to go around breaking pots after you collect the armor, duh #monsterdon
π³οΈβπ Bri ππ΄π±β¨
cargot_robbie@urbanists.social
@jonny The gods are limited to bestowing present-day and near-future technology upon mortals, for the plot. #Monsterdon
Adrew
Ayyyydrew@gensokyo.social
shinies :o
Softwarewolf
faoluin@chitter.xyz
Hera was as much a troublemaker in the mythologies as Zeus ever was. Piss her off and death was the least of your concern.
aburka π«£
aburka@hachyderm.io
lots of loot sitting in the open. this must be a tutorial level #monsterdon
Randy_underscore_S
randy_s@mefi.social
#monsterdon Caelum Thetis is watching you oh never mind.
on preview: If that old Actor with the cats starts quoting T.S. Eliot ISTFG...
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allanb
So far 4/10 in the entertainment dept.
So many dynamos
Zerofactorial@noc.social
@arisummerland Mount Olympus public access TV #monsterdon
MooMoo the Cat
flowerpot@mas.to
Sweet scarf that goes with the mini dress, I mean tunic.
#Monsterdon
MylesRyden
MylesRyden@vivaldi.net
Socketwench
socketwench@masto.hackers.town
All these high priority orders on OlympusDash are going to max out Zeus's credit card.
Hera's gonna be pissed.
GoinFawr
goinfawr@mstdn.social
OldRustBucket
OldRustBucket@techhub.social
Zeus was one big horndog. #Monsterdon
Neia masks
neia@fedi.ikeran.org
"He tried to seduce me as a cuttlefish!"
"Did he succeed?"
[suspicious pause] "Certainly not."
#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans1981
raptop (π― π· πππ)
Newpa_Hasai
The goddesses complaining about how much Zeus gets around is great.
Guda Blues
gblues@bolha.us
This Owl is not happy
#monsterdon
Wynter, the Snep
Wynter@blahaj.zone
Of course you turned yourself into a shark. Who wouldn't be a shark if they could? #SharkLove #Monsterdon
jonny (good kind)
jonny@neuromatch.social
give him like a motorcycle and a fucking lightning gun you are gods #monsterdon
gwildor
jivens@beige.party
#monsterdon I love a good putting clothes on scene..
Mme Zabet
mmezabet@craftgoblin.club
Kitties!
Nazo
nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social
Blue
blue@bigshoulders.city
Zeus describing a mortal as "half-naked" as though that's going to narrow it down
Lorgo Numputz
lorgonumputz@beige.party
Olympus looks pretty boring, honestly.
Paul "Princejvstin" Weimer
Princejvstin@wandering.shop
well . Zeus is pissed off. #monsterdon
Rob Ricci
ricci@discuss.systems
@diazona I am so confused as to which cat sounds are coming from the movie and which ones are coming from my cat
Ari of Monster Island
arisummerland@mas.to
Crushing on both Harry and Maggie so far.
Neville Park
nev@status.nevillepark.ca
Wait, Joppa is literally just Tel Aviv-Yafo
TheREALPaulJohnson
RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net
"You set him down half naked in a strange cursed city?" Was that wrong? I gotta plead ignorance on this one. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans
jadebees
jadebees@sunny.garden
Kitty!
Yes, *that* dawn person
thatdawnperson@toot.cat
Ammon is a multidisciplinary artist with cats. May be the only decent guy in the story: the gods sure arenβt. #monsterdon
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
You accuse ME? You accuse ME like the FOOTBALL?!
So many dynamos
Zerofactorial@noc.social
That's a shorter sword than we've seen in many a #monsterdon installment, not that there's anything bad about that
Shae M Puckett
smp@toot.cat
Never mind the plot. Kitties #monsterdon
Trixter of the Moon Council
trixter@retro.pizza
@socketwench On par with Logan's Run
Kevin C π¬
kcarr2015@mstdn.social
See, they showed us Danae's boobs and bum so we'd know why Zeus likes her so much.
Victor Oxyrhynchus
Victorsigmoid@hachyderm.io
Set down half naked in a desparing city. Relatable.
Rachael L
r343l@freeradical.zone
"The moon affects the brain." Who knew! #monsterdon
TheREALPaulJohnson
RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net
That'll do. Just don't cover up the chest too much. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans
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allanb
A sack cape with a medallion
Adrew
Ayyyydrew@gensokyo.social
wait his mom's dead already? rip
Blue
blue@bigshoulders.city
I like the cut of this guy's jib, he has an ear for gossip and a bunch of cats
Ari of Monster Island
arisummerland@mas.to
A cape and a diaper. Quite the look.
Judgment Dave
davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social
When Ammon gets thru with Perseus heβll be eating lightning and crapping thunder.
gwildor
jivens@beige.party
#monsterdon Your punishment? You shall do dinner theater for all eternity!
aburka π«£
aburka@hachyderm.io
btw can I borrow this sword? #monsterdon
Ben Zanin
gnomon
Perseus, looking around a busted-up amphitheatre in Joppa: "Why is everything in such disrepair"?
Theatre has been dying for three thousand years!
*Statler and Waldorf weigh in from a box high up in the amphitheatre* Vaudeville is dead!!
So many dynamos
Zerofactorial@noc.social
@wohali The cinematographer ought to be focusing on that part of the scene, not on these guys #monsterdon
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
kitty
β¦ π Gus Posey
Gustodon@mas.to
Tonight is a great night to watch the Superb Owl.
11SprongingProngs11
ProngSprong_nCloven
real poet cats everywhere
Ben Ramsey
ramsey@don.monster
@wohali Heβs a Jim Morrison wannabe.
Joey BoughtACola
JoeyBoughtACola@mstdn.social
Poet, playwright and
I eat thunder and crap lightning!
Tom Magnanimous
funkula@goblin.camp
So this guy is essentially the classical antecedent of a scooby doo villain #monsterdon
π³οΈβπ Bri ππ΄π±β¨
cargot_robbie@urbanists.social
Searching for Clash of the Titans imdb and seeing that I only need to type 2 digits of the year to get the correct IMDb result π #Monsterdon
Blake C. Stacey
bstacey@icosahedron.website
kitty
11SprongingProngs11
ProngSprong_nCloven
oh boi the poet and narrator is on the scene!
Touch of meta!
Also exposition top up!
Good review for snack getters and soozers.
You know, I might start the movie here next time I just want to see wild clay scenes?
n8chz π©
n8chz@queer.party
nice poncho #monsterdon
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
How 'bout it, kid? A life in the theatre? Sounds good, right?
Cactuar Joe
CactuarJoe@retro.pizza
"You see, after I was born, my mother and I-"
"I know all about it! Shut up with the exposition!" #Monsterdon
Noah S. McKinnon
nsmckinnon@laserdisc.party
Ammon about to start talking about this young fighter he trained in the ancient city of Philadelphia. #Monsterdon
Adrew
Ayyyydrew@gensokyo.social
crazy cat gramps :D
#monsterdon
OldRustBucket
OldRustBucket@techhub.social
Yes, *that* dawn person
thatdawnperson@toot.cat
Perseus donβt know much about geography. Or current events. #monsterdon
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
I have studied your laws here in Jappa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa...
Bluedepth
#monsterdon Hey, but that's our day there, call no man happy who isn't dead! Wait... ;)
The Fediverse Cat
catzilla@toot.cat
Kitten spotting! #monsterdon #clashofthetitans
Socketwench
socketwench@masto.hackers.town
THIS MOVIE HAS A CAT. BEST MOVIE EVER!
Softwarewolf
faoluin@chitter.xyz
Surprise kitty!
ano yatsu
yatsu@retro.pizza
this is the most relatable town i've seen yet. #monsterdon
Backup Cherizilla
Cherizilla
BRB gonna put on a mask and fuck with the tourists.
jonny (good kind)
jonny@neuromatch.social
it seems like they only have like this one building modeled up in heaven so i would hurry up and get out of there because they all seem to have a problem with whatever you do in there. don't make yourself a target my guys #monsterdon
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
@davesdogmaggie goddammit you beat me to
The Great City of Jappa, Ruled by Jappa the Hut!
Roger Crewβ
ββπΈββββ
wrog@mastodon.murkworks.net
"apologize for all of the theatrical effects"
that's rather a lot to apologize for in this film
So many dynamos
Zerofactorial@noc.social
@ricci A dude's gotta have his toys #monsterdon
Socketwench
socketwench@masto.hackers.town
Perseus is going to be so embarrassed when he realizes he left the campfire on. His roast is going to be all dried out.
Neia masks
neia@fedi.ikeran.org
@davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social Also the Stargate, aka the Joppa'ai
#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans1981
Ari of Monster Island
arisummerland@mas.to
This kingdom is under a curse and the city is in despair, that tracks.
Wynter, the Snep
Wynter@blahaj.zone
Get up, Perseus, you son of a bitch, 'cause Ammon loves you!
#Monsterdon
Laurel Stvan
LingLass@vmst.io
Uh-oh, the clash has begun! #Monsterdon
Rob Ricci
ricci@discuss.systems
Log πͺ΅
log@mastodon.sdf.org
That mask has one heckuva amplification system in it.#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans
11SprongingProngs11
ProngSprong_nCloven
Brooke Vibber :neocat_cofe:
brooke@bikeshed.vibber.net
#Monsterdon day for night!
Mark Shane Hayden
msh@coales.co
strangefour with the Pleiades
strangefour@retro.pizza
Dude goes to sleep and wakes up thousands of miles away because the gods are assholes.
Also he is wearing his ugliest underwear.
#Monsterdon #ClashoftheTitans
raptop (π― π· πππ)
Newpa_Hasai
Standard Issue Cat!
pngwen
pngwen@mastodon.sdf.org
Burgess Meredith, one of my all time favorite actors! Yes!
Penname Humanbeing
Copperplate
I just woke up, give me a second before all the questions, damn... #monsterdon
Foolish Owlbear :trans_heart:
cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizza
#Monsterdon gah! It's Golobulous!
(G.I. Joe deep cut, comin' atcha!)
sean
sean@skj.social
"...I am a poet and a playwright, and sometimes I pretend I'm a caterpillar asking 'Who are you?'"
jonny (good kind)
jonny@neuromatch.social
forgetting to smooth my clay models with slip and just leaving huge fingerprint indentation scars all over their whole body #monsterdon
Ari of Monster Island
arisummerland@mas.to
Holy crap. Burgess Meredith?!?!
jmelesky
jmelesky@tinylad.social
βWaking up mostly naked on stage in an empty theaterβ has to be somebodyβs terrible recurring nightmare. #monsterdon
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
AND WHO DO YOU LOVE?!
Roger Crewβ
ββπΈββββ
wrog@mastodon.murkworks.net
@moira #Monsterdon
whoops, nope. 1978. Nevermind
ano yatsu
yatsu@retro.pizza
today's lesson: don't fuck with Maggie Smith. #monsterdon
rebeld π¨π¦ has moved
rebeld@mstdn.ca
Wait, what did Andromeda do? Why is she being punished?
Jason π³οΈβπ:mastodon:
70sgayspaceangel@mas.to
You'd think she'd get in trouble messing with Perseus like that. The level of autonomy of the lower level Greek deities seems arbitrary. #Monsterdon
Louisa
Louisa@mastodon.xyz
Did I get drunk in Phoenicia and fall asleep in the amphitheater again?