"...if the sword can do that, what about the helmet?"
"Oh, I bet it will produce the most amazing stew!"

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My word that toga is short. 😬

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Ammon trying the sword out by immediately smashing it into solid marble is certainly a choice.

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#monsterdon Well shit, I scratched it. Ah well, gotta throw some pussy around, stupid weak marble. It's what you get for dealing with Thracians…

Perseus isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer himself, is he?

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Oh, Perseus is trading up from a sword that looks like plastic to a sword that actually does look like it's made of metal (or at least covered in it)

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maybe a travelling weapons salesman? #monsterdon

I too test blades by trying to hack through expensive marble furnishings.

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OH, yeah, Perseus gets the Original Sting. It's just a tiny thing, isn't it. Perfect for attracting some Daddy jealousy on his behalf.

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The gods have granted Perseus the greatest weapon of all. Steel in the age of bronze.
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It's a shame the gods didn't have a blacksmith to make weapons and armor.

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Burgess Meredith is so much better at acting than the pretty boy. #Monsterdon

This sword is at least +1 #monsterdon #dnd

zomg it is a lootbox #monsterdon

@nazokiyoubinbou yeah you only handle it with the hands being cut off some other guy

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Gifts from the gods might have a bit more fanfare to them. Oh, there it is. A bit late. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

This makes me want to re-watch Kaos with Jeff Goldblum.

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I'm pretty sure that this is the youngest Burgess Meredith I've ever seen on screen

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Was that sword a literal glowing phallic symbol?

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I want to quote all the Burgess Meredith outtakes from Grumpy Old Men as lines in this movie… but I’m too tired.

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That sword looks cursed as shit. #monsterdon

Oh, well, guess that plan worked better than I would have guessed

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shit it's too bright
fuck my eyes
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Amazingly convenient having statues of all the gods right there. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Oh hey, we are getting a Kingdom Hearts opening; First one he picks will be his specialty, then he will have to reject one. -- @rockario

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#Monsterdon so a cuttlefish bones goddess= Cthulhu?

so many rhinestones

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Dudes and magic items keep just appearing in this theater–it might be haunted after all… #monsterdon

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Loving the kittehs and also that Athena's standing there with an actual owl.

Kitteh's voice acting is *excellent*. Owl's hanging out with Athena == very authentic!

now THAT'S a sword #monsterdon

I did not realize that was a sword at first, placed as it was up against the statue

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Looks like he peaked in high school #monsterdon

Link, you're supposed to go around breaking pots after you collect the armor, duh #monsterdon

@jonny The gods are limited to bestowing present-day and near-future technology upon mortals, for the plot. #Monsterdon

shinies :o

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lots of loot sitting in the open. this must be a tutorial level #monsterdon

Hera was as much a troublemaker in the mythologies as Zeus ever was. Piss her off and death was the least of your concern.

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#monsterdon Caelum Thetis is watching you oh never mind.

on preview: If that old Actor with the cats starts quoting T.S. Eliot ISTFG...

So far 4/10 in the entertainment dept.

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@arisummerland Mount Olympus public access TV #monsterdon

Sweet scarf that goes with the mini dress, I mean tunic.
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She fell for a cuttlefish?

I think I see her problem right there...

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All these high priority orders on OlympusDash are going to max out Zeus's credit card.

Hera's gonna be pissed.

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Cuttlefish mating with a shark?

Is this really armageddon?!

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Zeus was one big horndog. #Monsterdon

"He tried to seduce me as a cuttlefish!"
"Did he succeed?"
[suspicious pause] "Certainly not."

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This Owl is not happy
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Of course you turned yourself into a shark. Who wouldn't be a shark if they could? #SharkLove #Monsterdon

give him like a motorcycle and a fucking lightning gun you are gods #monsterdon

#monsterdon I love a good putting clothes on scene..

Kitties!

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He must have proper equipment. A helmet, a sword, a shield

But still no clothes? Darn it.

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Zeus describing a mortal as "half-naked" as though that's going to narrow it down

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Olympus looks pretty boring, honestly.

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well . Zeus is pissed off. #monsterdon

@diazona I am so confused as to which cat sounds are coming from the movie and which ones are coming from my cat

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Crushing on both Harry and Maggie so far.

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Wait, Joppa is literally just Tel Aviv-Yafo

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"You set him down half naked in a strange cursed city?" Was that wrong? I gotta plead ignorance on this one. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Kitty!

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Ammon is a multidisciplinary artist with cats. May be the only decent guy in the story: the gods sure aren’t. #monsterdon

You accuse ME? You accuse ME like the FOOTBALL?!

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That's a shorter sword than we've seen in many a #monsterdon installment, not that there's anything bad about that

Never mind the plot. Kitties #monsterdon

@socketwench On par with Logan's Run

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See, they showed us Danae's boobs and bum so we'd know why Zeus likes her so much.

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Set down half naked in a desparing city. Relatable.

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"The moon affects the brain." Who knew! #monsterdon

A sack cape with a medallion

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wait his mom's dead already? rip

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I like the cut of this guy's jib, he has an ear for gossip and a bunch of cats

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A cape and a diaper. Quite the look.

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#monsterdon Your punishment? You shall do dinner theater for all eternity!

When Ammon gets thru with Perseus he’ll be eating lightning and crapping thunder.

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btw can I borrow this sword? #monsterdon

@wohali The cinematographer ought to be focusing on that part of the scene, not on these guys #monsterdon

kitty

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Tonight is a great night to watch the Superb Owl.

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real poet cats everywhere

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Poet, playwright and
I eat thunder and crap lightning!

So this guy is essentially the classical antecedent of a scooby doo villain #monsterdon

Searching for Clash of the Titans imdb and seeing that I only need to type 2 digits of the year to get the correct IMDb result 💀 #Monsterdon

kitty

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oh boi the poet and narrator is on the scene!
Touch of meta!
Also exposition top up!

Good review for snack getters and soozers.

You know, I might start the movie here next time I just want to see wild clay scenes?

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nice poncho #monsterdon

How 'bout it, kid? A life in the theatre? Sounds good, right?

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Ammon about to start talking about this young fighter he trained in the ancient city of Philadelphia. #Monsterdon

crazy cat gramps :D
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Perseus don’t know much about geography. Or current events. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Hey, but that's our day there, call no man happy who isn't dead! Wait... ;)

I have studied your laws here in Jappa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa...

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Kitten spotting! #monsterdon #clashofthetitans

THIS MOVIE HAS A CAT. BEST MOVIE EVER!

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this is the most relatable town i've seen yet. #monsterdon

Surprise kitty!

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it seems like they only have like this one building modeled up in heaven so i would hurry up and get out of there because they all seem to have a problem with whatever you do in there. don't make yourself a target my guys #monsterdon

"apologize for all of the theatrical effects"

that's rather a lot to apologize for in this film

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@davesdogmaggie goddammit you beat me to

The Great City of Jappa, Ruled by Jappa the Hut!

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