Looks like he peaked in high school #monsterdon
Link, you're supposed to go around breaking pots after you collect the armor, duh #monsterdon
@jonny The gods are limited to bestowing present-day and near-future technology upon mortals, for the plot. #Monsterdon
shinies :o
Hera was as much a troublemaker in the mythologies as Zeus ever was. Piss her off and death was the least of your concern.
lots of loot sitting in the open. this must be a tutorial level #monsterdon
#monsterdon Caelum Thetis is watching you oh never mind.
on preview: If that old Actor with the cats starts quoting T.S. Eliot ISTFG...
So far 4/10 in the entertainment dept.
@arisummerland Mount Olympus public access TV #monsterdon
Sweet scarf that goes with the mini dress, I mean tunic.
#Monsterdon
All these high priority orders on OlympusDash are going to max out Zeus's credit card.
Hera's gonna be pissed.
Zeus was one big horndog. #Monsterdon
"He tried to seduce me as a cuttlefish!"
"Did he succeed?"
[suspicious pause] "Certainly not."
#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans1981
The goddesses complaining about how much Zeus gets around is great.
This Owl is not happy
#monsterdon
Of course you turned yourself into a shark. Who wouldn't be a shark if they could? #SharkLove #Monsterdon
give him like a motorcycle and a fucking lightning gun you are gods #monsterdon
#monsterdon I love a good putting clothes on scene..
Kitties!
Zeus describing a mortal as "half-naked" as though that's going to narrow it down
Olympus looks pretty boring, honestly.
well . Zeus is pissed off. #monsterdon
@diazona I am so confused as to which cat sounds are coming from the movie and which ones are coming from my cat
Crushing on both Harry and Maggie so far.
Wait, Joppa is literally just Tel Aviv-Yafo
"You set him down half naked in a strange cursed city?" Was that wrong? I gotta plead ignorance on this one. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans
Kitty!
Ammon is a multidisciplinary artist with cats. May be the only decent guy in the story: the gods sure arenβt. #monsterdon
You accuse ME? You accuse ME like the FOOTBALL?!
That's a shorter sword than we've seen in many a #monsterdon installment, not that there's anything bad about that
Never mind the plot. Kitties #monsterdon
@socketwench On par with Logan's Run
See, they showed us Danae's boobs and bum so we'd know why Zeus likes her so much.
Set down half naked in a desparing city. Relatable.
"The moon affects the brain." Who knew! #monsterdon
That'll do. Just don't cover up the chest too much. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans
A sack cape with a medallion
wait his mom's dead already? rip
I like the cut of this guy's jib, he has an ear for gossip and a bunch of cats
A cape and a diaper. Quite the look.
When Ammon gets thru with Perseus heβll be eating lightning and crapping thunder.
#monsterdon Your punishment? You shall do dinner theater for all eternity!
btw can I borrow this sword? #monsterdon
Perseus, looking around a busted-up amphitheatre in Joppa: "Why is everything in such disrepair"?
Theatre has been dying for three thousand years!
*Statler and Waldorf weigh in from a box high up in the amphitheatre* Vaudeville is dead!!
@wohali The cinematographer ought to be focusing on that part of the scene, not on these guys #monsterdon
kitty
Tonight is a great night to watch the Superb Owl.
real poet cats everywhere
@wohali Heβs a Jim Morrison wannabe.
Poet, playwright and
I eat thunder and crap lightning!
So this guy is essentially the classical antecedent of a scooby doo villain #monsterdon
Searching for Clash of the Titans imdb and seeing that I only need to type 2 digits of the year to get the correct IMDb result π #Monsterdon
kitty
oh boi the poet and narrator is on the scene!
Touch of meta!
Also exposition top up!
Good review for snack getters and soozers.
You know, I might start the movie here next time I just want to see wild clay scenes?
nice poncho #monsterdon
How 'bout it, kid? A life in the theatre? Sounds good, right?
"You see, after I was born, my mother and I-"
"I know all about it! Shut up with the exposition!" #Monsterdon
Ammon about to start talking about this young fighter he trained in the ancient city of Philadelphia. #Monsterdon
crazy cat gramps :D
#monsterdon
Perseus donβt know much about geography. Or current events. #monsterdon
I have studied your laws here in Jappa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa...
#monsterdon Hey, but that's our day there, call no man happy who isn't dead! Wait... ;)
Kitten spotting! #monsterdon #clashofthetitans
THIS MOVIE HAS A CAT. BEST MOVIE EVER!
Surprise kitty!
this is the most relatable town i've seen yet. #monsterdon
BRB gonna put on a mask and fuck with the tourists.
it seems like they only have like this one building modeled up in heaven so i would hurry up and get out of there because they all seem to have a problem with whatever you do in there. don't make yourself a target my guys #monsterdon
@davesdogmaggie goddammit you beat me to
The Great City of Jappa, Ruled by Jappa the Hut!
"apologize for all of the theatrical effects"
that's rather a lot to apologize for in this film
@ricci A dude's gotta have his toys #monsterdon
Perseus is going to be so embarrassed when he realizes he left the campfire on. His roast is going to be all dried out.
@davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social Also the Stargate, aka the Joppa'ai
#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans1981
This kingdom is under a curse and the city is in despair, that tracks.
Get up, Perseus, you son of a bitch, 'cause Ammon loves you!
#Monsterdon
Uh-oh, the clash has begun! #Monsterdon
That mask has one heckuva amplification system in it.#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans
#Monsterdon day for night!
Dude goes to sleep and wakes up thousands of miles away because the gods are assholes.
Also he is wearing his ugliest underwear.
#Monsterdon #ClashoftheTitans
Standard Issue Cat!
Burgess Meredith, one of my all time favorite actors! Yes!
I just woke up, give me a second before all the questions, damn... #monsterdon
#Monsterdon gah! It's Golobulous!
(G.I. Joe deep cut, comin' atcha!)
"...I am a poet and a playwright, and sometimes I pretend I'm a caterpillar asking 'Who are you?'"
forgetting to smooth my clay models with slip and just leaving huge fingerprint indentation scars all over their whole body #monsterdon
Holy crap. Burgess Meredith?!?!
βWaking up mostly naked on stage in an empty theaterβ has to be somebodyβs terrible recurring nightmare. #monsterdon
AND WHO DO YOU LOVE?!
@moira #Monsterdon
whoops, nope. 1978. Nevermind
today's lesson: don't fuck with Maggie Smith. #monsterdon
Wait, what did Andromeda do? Why is she being punished?
You'd think she'd get in trouble messing with Perseus like that. The level of autonomy of the lower level Greek deities seems arbitrary. #Monsterdon
Did I get drunk in Phoenicia and fall asleep in the amphitheater again?