OK dude, using your invisibility helmet to break into somebody's bedroom? Not cool at all.

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Is this a Greek City? I see Egyptian and Sumerian monster statues.

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SHE BOOBS BOOBILY IN THE BED #monsterdon

Cassiopeia being played by the incomparable Siân Phillips, who famously played Livia in the old I, Claudius miniseries. I hope we get more of her. #monsterdon

I bet that smells mouth-wateringly guilt-inducing. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Note to other guards: This guy didn't mention his knees or arrows or anything like that. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Is that the vulture from Year Without A Santa Claus?

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@cocaine_owlbear Should be handy sometime #monsterdon

tonight's menu: Gyros!

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@brooke He used to be an adventurer you know. Before he took an arrow to the knee. #Monsterdon

Is this unusually helpful praetorian copaganda? #Monsterdon

@moira

SO AGGRAVATING

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I used to be an adventurer, like you, until I took a marshfly bite to the everywhere. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

#Monsterdon it's a good thing the sacred Hoplite of Hindsitia was here. He goes by the name of Captain Exposition.

mmmm smoked long-pig

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we've seen the burning corpse like 3 times now, it's a little late for a musical sting, guys. #monsterdon

Andromeda should be Ethiopian

just sayin'

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#monsterdon Anyone want BBQ? Who's got the sauce packets?

@arrjay AGAH #monsterdon

I had no idea guards were that informative and helpful.
Nice town...barring the human being burnt on a pyre.
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Oh good, Exposition Guy! He's my favorite character in this. #Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie not as hot as her suitors when they can't solve the riddle, am I right #monsterdon

Did I just see an old man in a leopard bathing suit lifting a woman with his teeth?
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Dental care in Ancient Greece must have been great. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Shoppa til you droppa in Joppa..

How hot IS she?

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A sooty suitor

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@forestine I'm just glad it's not trying to be something by George Lucas #monsterdon

Find and fulfill your destiny!? I thought he was supposed to say “Luke, I’m you father”
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Holy shit, Tim Pigott-Smith isn't playing a complete asshole? This movie *is* about mythology. #Monsterdon

"Stranger than any of you, f'sure."

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also monkeys??? and sheeps???

No, Argos was doomed because of the rise of online shopping #Monsterdon

also this sounds like the long intro to "One Night in Bangkok" #monsterdon

Joppa be joppin'

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Wait go back to the guy who can spit up Fruit Roll-Ups

You want that guy on your adventure

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we got city! we got stores! we got entertainment! #monsterdon

i had thought this movie was made a lot earlier and closer to Harryhausen's Jason and the Argonauts, but i think it's because by 1981 a lot of this stuff looks very dated. it's made in the exact same way as 20 years earlier. #Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie you mean his helmet. dumbass left the rest of the gear with the poet #monsterdon

Wow they've got everything at this market! Including new world species we shouldn't know about yet!

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You know what I love is doing juggling with fire in a crowded area. That's not a health and safety nightmare. #Monsterdon

Why is Hera always cool but within the story we're meant to think she's NOT cool? Hera-shark eats Zeus-cuttlefish is rad. #monsterdon

I want to edit in a Mariachi band.

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#monsterdon Perseus is hard to see even without an invisibility helmet..

Ammon, why are you caressing the edge of the fancy big knife? #monsterdon

particularly outstanding nipples on those mantitties

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Hey fun with composite shots.
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Perseus is off to the city to trade his helmet for some magic beans. #monsterdon

@SnoopJ who said I wouldn't like these effects!?

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@paco @goinfawr he's got that Tucker Carlson stare #monsterdon

That sure is handy. #monsterdon

Show me this riddle! #monsterdon #clashofthetitans

Perseus looks so confused all the time. Like the world is beyond his understanding.

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"Oh dear. Well, I did have some potatoes to peel..."

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Don't run to the door and yell for him or anything, Burgess.

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@goinfawr And as I type this, he says:
"I'm invisible, can't you see that?"
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He found a helmet of invisibility and immediately went to civilization to find women to spy on. Yep, he's Zeus's son alright!! #Monsterdon

And he already screwed it up.

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lol invisible Perseus #monsterdon

helm of invisibility? #monsterdon

He was assumed into L.A. Law Heaven #Monsterdon

did not do a lot to not make that helmet look like a crappy plastic burger king toy! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon you saw it here first, folks. It wasn't Mark Walberg who perfected the goofy-confused guy expression. It was Harry Hamlin.

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Zeus likes explaining his weaponry to ppl I guess

I don't know the meaning of destiny...

Along with many, many other words

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#monsterdon Shield-phone! And yes, shields guard your life,,

"take the money and run boy"
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don't annoy your shield, Perseus #monsterdon

@bunnyhero Like when you go into a room in Doom and it's full of first aid kits and you know you're in for it

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I mean, it’s a shield. I hope it guards your life for more than a single day. Guarding your life is kinda its only reason to exist. #monsterdon

"wll guard your life"

gosh, who would ever expect a shield to do **that**?

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guard well this shield because one day it will guard your life

yeah that's what shields do generally I mean

kinda the entire point

important shielding tip, thanks zeus

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okay, the shield as a messaging device is actually pretty good! #monsterdon

i assume the old cat guy lives there, because why else is he in the movie #monsterdon

a shield and a videoconference unit! neat
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A Talking Shield?!?!

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Welp--late again for both #HashtagGames and #Monsterdon . And there's no way to catch up with Monsterdon, unless I saw the movie before. Oh right! I did! 😁

I don't think I knew at the time who Maggie Smith actually was, but it's a joy to see Burgess Meredith and Lawrence Olivier in their glory days again. So yeah--watching it anyway. ❤

Pick up the shield. Pick it up. You saw him. He had a shield.

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"Guard well this shield, for one day it will guard your life."

That's literally what a shield is for my dude

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"No, it is here! Try me first! Taste me, taste me!

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all movies are actually about real estate, and this movie is no exception. can't believe the real estate agent didn't mention to this old cat guy that this is the one coliseum that the gods have a scale model of up on heaven and they use it for all their acting out purposes #monsterdon

Zeus. Your mic is muted. Go into settings. I can't hear you. Can you hear me? Can you type?
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Yep, try the helmet. Headbutt some more marble. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Oh Jesus, is this about to become Beauty and the Beast??

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Harry Hamlin got cast on the strength of that chin I'm pretty sure

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Yeah, what can the helmet and shield cut through?

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Burgess Meredith will forever be this guy to me. sorry i didn't have a well-timed joke about it. feel free if nobody has done it already
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is there a sassy robot sidekick in this one too?

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@strangefour
OMG I think they are!

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SPEAK UP!

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“It’s neither brass nor iron. It’s like no metal, I’ve ever seen.”

It’s probably steel. They would have been able to manufacture it around this time.

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the gods dropping powerups everywhere #monsterdon #scheduledMonsterdon

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Is it ... molybdenum?

oh my god does the shield speak? i may have to leave. #monsterdon

It's a Ginsu™️ sword by Gods! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Is it a vorpal sword?

And there! There's an anti-kraken device! What luck!

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For the non-classicists watching, IIRC Andromeda is usually the daughter of the king of Aethiopia . . . and I think you can now guess why the action got moved to Joppa. #Monsterdon

bonking a rock is a very normal thing to try with a sword you just found #monsterdon