Wow they've got everything at this market! Including new world species we shouldn't know about yet!

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You know what I love is doing juggling with fire in a crowded area. That's not a health and safety nightmare. #Monsterdon

Why is Hera always cool but within the story we're meant to think she's NOT cool? Hera-shark eats Zeus-cuttlefish is rad. #monsterdon

I want to edit in a Mariachi band.

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#monsterdon Perseus is hard to see even without an invisibility helmet..

Ammon, why are you caressing the edge of the fancy big knife? #monsterdon

particularly outstanding nipples on those mantitties

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Hey fun with composite shots.
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Perseus is off to the city to trade his helmet for some magic beans. #monsterdon

@SnoopJ who said I wouldn't like these effects!?

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@paco @goinfawr he's got that Tucker Carlson stare #monsterdon

That sure is handy. #monsterdon

Perseus looks so confused all the time. Like the world is beyond his understanding.

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Show me this riddle! #monsterdon #clashofthetitans

"Oh dear. Well, I did have some potatoes to peel..."

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Don't run to the door and yell for him or anything, Burgess.

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I wouldn't be gripping a blade that could cut through marble like that. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

I know we're supposed to identify with Perseus, but his perpetual "who farted?" expression makes this difficult. 😂

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@goinfawr And as I type this, he says:
"I'm invisible, can't you see that?"
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He found a helmet of invisibility and immediately went to civilization to find women to spy on. Yep, he's Zeus's son alright!! #Monsterdon

And he already screwed it up.

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*Perseus dons the invisibility helmet* oh no now the ringwraiths can see him

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lol invisible Perseus #monsterdon

helm of invisibility? #monsterdon

He was assumed into L.A. Law Heaven #Monsterdon

did not do a lot to not make that helmet look like a crappy plastic burger king toy! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon you saw it here first, folks. It wasn't Mark Walberg who perfected the goofy-confused guy expression. It was Harry Hamlin.

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Zeus likes explaining his weaponry to ppl I guess

I don't know the meaning of destiny...

Along with many, many other words

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#monsterdon Shield-phone! And yes, shields guard your life,,

"take the money and run boy"
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"A divine gift should never be questioned, just accepted!"

And that's why cities get destroyed all the time in ancient Greece.

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don't annoy your shield, Perseus #monsterdon

@bunnyhero Like when you go into a room in Doom and it's full of first aid kits and you know you're in for it

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I mean, it’s a shield. I hope it guards your life for more than a single day. Guarding your life is kinda its only reason to exist. #monsterdon

"wll guard your life"

gosh, who would ever expect a shield to do **that**?

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guard well this shield because one day it will guard your life

yeah that's what shields do generally I mean

kinda the entire point

important shielding tip, thanks zeus

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okay, the shield as a messaging device is actually pretty good! #monsterdon

i assume the old cat guy lives there, because why else is he in the movie #monsterdon

A Talking Shield?!?!

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a shield and a videoconference unit! neat
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Welp--late again for both #HashtagGames and #Monsterdon . And there's no way to catch up with Monsterdon, unless I saw the movie before. Oh right! I did! 😁

I don't think I knew at the time who Maggie Smith actually was, but it's a joy to see Burgess Meredith and Lawrence Olivier in their glory days again. So yeah--watching it anyway. ❤

Pick up the shield. Pick it up. You saw him. He had a shield.

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"Guard well this shield, for one day it will guard your life."

That's literally what a shield is for my dude

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Stories involving sentient military equipment have a great track record, I'm just gonna say

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"No, it is here! Try me first! Taste me, taste me!

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all movies are actually about real estate, and this movie is no exception. can't believe the real estate agent didn't mention to this old cat guy that this is the one coliseum that the gods have a scale model of up on heaven and they use it for all their acting out purposes #monsterdon

Zeus. Your mic is muted. Go into settings. I can't hear you. Can you hear me? Can you type?
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Yep, try the helmet. Headbutt some more marble. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Oh Jesus, is this about to become Beauty and the Beast??

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Harry Hamlin got cast on the strength of that chin I'm pretty sure

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Yeah, what can the helmet and shield cut through?

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Burgess Meredith will forever be this guy to me. sorry i didn't have a well-timed joke about it. feel free if nobody has done it already
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is there a sassy robot sidekick in this one too?

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Ammon's toga box is full of cats. That is not how you store togas properly. #monsterdon

@strangefour
OMG I think they are!

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SPEAK UP!

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“It’s neither brass nor iron. It’s like no metal, I’ve ever seen.”

It’s probably steel. They would have been able to manufacture it around this time.

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the gods dropping powerups everywhere #monsterdon #scheduledMonsterdon

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Is it ... molybdenum?

oh my god does the shield speak? i may have to leave. #monsterdon

It's a Ginsu™️ sword by Gods! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Is it a vorpal sword?

And there! There's an anti-kraken device! What luck!

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For the non-classicists watching, IIRC Andromeda is usually the daughter of the king of Aethiopia . . . and I think you can now guess why the action got moved to Joppa. #Monsterdon

bonking a rock is a very normal thing to try with a sword you just found #monsterdon

"...if the sword can do that, what about the helmet?"
"Oh, I bet it will produce the most amazing stew!"

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My word that toga is short. 😬

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Ammon trying the sword out by immediately smashing it into solid marble is certainly a choice.

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#monsterdon Well shit, I scratched it. Ah well, gotta throw some pussy around, stupid weak marble. It's what you get for dealing with Thracians…

Perseus isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer himself, is he?

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Oh, Perseus is trading up from a sword that looks like plastic to a sword that actually does look like it's made of metal (or at least covered in it)

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maybe a travelling weapons salesman? #monsterdon

I too test blades by trying to hack through expensive marble furnishings.

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OH, yeah, Perseus gets the Original Sting. It's just a tiny thing, isn't it. Perfect for attracting some Daddy jealousy on his behalf.

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The gods have granted Perseus the greatest weapon of all. Steel in the age of bronze.
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It's a shame the gods didn't have a blacksmith to make weapons and armor.

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SWORD AND MAGIC HELMET. #monsterdon

Burgess Meredith is so much better at acting than the pretty boy. #Monsterdon

helm looks a bit crap

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This sword is at least +1 #monsterdon #dnd

zomg it is a lootbox #monsterdon

@nazokiyoubinbou yeah you only handle it with the hands being cut off some other guy

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Gifts from the gods might have a bit more fanfare to them. Oh, there it is. A bit late. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

This makes me want to re-watch Kaos with Jeff Goldblum.

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I'm pretty sure that this is the youngest Burgess Meredith I've ever seen on screen

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Was that sword a literal glowing phallic symbol?

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I want to quote all the Burgess Meredith outtakes from Grumpy Old Men as lines in this movie… but I’m too tired.

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That sword looks cursed as shit. #monsterdon

Oh, well, guess that plan worked better than I would have guessed

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shit it's too bright
fuck my eyes
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Amazingly convenient having statues of all the gods right there. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Oh hey, we are getting a Kingdom Hearts opening; First one he picks will be his specialty, then he will have to reject one. -- @rockario

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#Monsterdon so a cuttlefish bones goddess= Cthulhu?

so many rhinestones

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Dudes and magic items keep just appearing in this theater–it might be haunted after all… #monsterdon

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Loving the kittehs and also that Athena's standing there with an actual owl.

Kitteh's voice acting is *excellent*. Owl's hanging out with Athena == very authentic!

now THAT'S a sword #monsterdon

I did not realize that was a sword at first, placed as it was up against the statue

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