pretty sure Zeus is going to be mad if you choke his magic horse to death

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#monsterdon That's one freaked out horse.

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They better credit Pegasus.

y'know if you think about it, if you're trying to get a horse to help you, sneaking up on it while invisible is probably not the best tactic

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@Taweret But "Creepy Behavior" is on the #Monsterdon bingo card...

If I was Pegasus I'd take him up 30 meters or so, and...
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wreck 'im, Peggy. #monsterdon

hm. non-invisible rope. That may be worth filing a bug report for the helmet

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yeah yeah we all played BOTW

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i want to be the guy who is strapped to side of the horse facing away from the camera who flaps the wings when they do the live action pegasus shots #monsterdon

It's a mailhorse. Can't you see it's little balls?

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pegasus is cute :smolpatcat: #monsterdon #scheduledMonsterdon

#Monsterdon Wait, didn't the bird just steal her?

consent is not a big thing with Perseus #monsterdon

Technically Pegasus came from the slaying of Medusa, and Bellerophon rode it not Perseus.

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Not every night do you see a sleeping soul get tricked into a cage by a reanimated taxidermy vulture.

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I can't with this helmet that is nowhere close to fitting on an adult head

awesome stuff

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Minotaur, Pegasus, Kraken, Zeus, Perseus, Andromeda, Aphrodite. These folks took like 8th grade ancient history textbook, tossed it in to a Large Language Model, and filmed the result.
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I thought this was an MGM picture, not Tri-Star #monsterdon

Just like Zeus not to invest in proper stablehands to care for Pegasus. Dickhead. #Monsterdon

@Zerofactorial @Taweret Did the Greeks even have that word? I've read this mythology.

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I appreciate that they are avoiding showing the whole horse as much as possible so it can wear the wings less

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Has Perceus never encountered a javelin or a sling? Ah, the solution is a pegasus! How silly of me 😅 #Monsterdon

"hey! it's the Tristar creature!" #monsterdon

#monsterdon Pegasus is a boy horse. Hurr hurr hurr. Just like Perseus... hurr hurr hurr….

pegasus flapping his wings but also moving his feet in the air reminds me of puppies that "swim" when you hold them over water

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He didn’t actually touch her creeping in her bedroom while her soul was elsewhere so he’s not as bad as his dad. The bar is so low. #monsterdon

@nazokiyoubinbou @Taweret yup me too

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Even Harryhausen couldn't make day for night work. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

@arrjay MAGIC HELMET!? #Monsterdon

TRI-STAR Pictures!

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Poor pegasus

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@Taweret He never learned the Greek word for consent #monsterdon

Look! The tristar logo! #monsterdon

Pegasus probably has to spend a ton of time watching this puddle to see when the moon falls on it

Sounds boring

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Speedrun Greek Myths any% #monsterdon

honse
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#Monsterdon I tell you, it's a good thing that so many people around Perseus know the plot, become sure doesn't.

Perseus is God-like in his level of bewilderment at least #Monsterdon

I assume now that he's back he'll get the sword that was kind of uber important, right?

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More Harryhausen flying in! #Monsterdon

The vulture of consent is here to teach Perseus a valuable lesson.

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Another creature that flies through the air, probably. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Fuck yes, Pegasus!

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Perseus and Pegasus! They're made for each other

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I have no idea why this would be shown to middle/high school students #monsterdon

He can't resist the Andromeda strain #monsterdon

Ignore my previous. We are still gathering kit.

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Quest given: acquire flying transportation

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and then, like the vulture, the entire movie took a flying leap into a new scene. #monsterdon

Follow That Bird!

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I understand. I don't want to fly Boeing, either.
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People don't know this, but Strabo mentions that Joppa was particularly famous for its sequined bed curtains. #Monsterdon

Perseus, raised on a deserted island, watching somebody’s soul carried off by a giant vulture: “wow, city people are stranger than i thought”

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the cluelessness of Harry Hamlin would later be replicated by Sam Worthington #Monsterdon

NO TOUCHING! You're being creeptasic enough Perseus old boy. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Ancient Wonkavator! #monsterdon

Why are we whispering?
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We have Greek Sleeping Beauty

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The entire city waking up because a giant buzzard is shrieking at the top of the palace

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#monsterdon These are the soul cages.. Sting

#monsterdon Off we go! Into the wild blue yonder! Watch out for the Biscoff cookies…

Another great night shot that's day for #monsterdon

...a whole new world.... #monsterdon

@aburka Have you seen The Giant Claw though? #monsterdon

Maybe she's into puppy play?

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Soooooooooooullll cage! #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

@jadebees Phoenician; it's now part of Tel Aviv

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How is it that in a supposedly chaotic city market, this movies moves like cold molasses?

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If you're wondering why I haven't called Perseus by his actor's name, that's because I keep almost calling him Hannibal Hamlin. #Monsterdon

@apLundell It's Greek mytholody. Like 50% of people are sons of various gods.

Most of them Zeus.

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I guess it's prolly hard to train a real vulture to do those things

Mesopotamia? Greece? #Monsterdon

these are the worst bird sfx I've ever seen and I've seen Birdemic #monsterdon

Thankfully, Perseus immediately encounters Captain Plotius of the Royal Exposition Guard.

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@paco This is the face! Yeah this boy gets into trouble real quick. #Monsterdon

vulture gets what vulture wants apparently.

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Dude stop creeping!

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just a lil' light dreamwalking #monsterdon

Big vulture is my favorite stop animation so far.
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out of body experience #monsterdon

#monsterdon i hope they're not claiming that's a harpy b/c it's missing something...two things...

yeah i wouldn't sleep well if a giant vulture was chilling outside my room every night either

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i love stop motion vulture

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I don't know... getting saddled with the responsibility of ruling a city makes Andromeda a little high maintenance for my tastes.
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The early days of Spirit Airlines. #Monsterdon

This may've been his last movie but he was still on top of his game. that's some great movement.

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Hey, dumbass, you're supposed to be invisible while creeping on the girl. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

I think the vulture wants something

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Back in those days Amazon used vultures instead of drones for delivery #monsterdon

For the love of Zeus, Perseus, give the princess a little privacy. She's got something else to deal with. #Monsterdon

A giant vulture from Uber Eats?
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Aww, what a friendly little vulture!

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@jadebees theoretically Phoenician #monsterdon

UPS delivery!

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It's rude and creepy to sneak into a lady's bed chamber uninvited, my guy. #monsterdon

So, he uses the elm to peep on young sleeping ladies?
Well, Zeus approves for sure!
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DON'T DO IT. #monsterdon

@ramsey yup that's how it works

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