It's nice Perseus has his own Obi Wan here. I think more heroes should be guided by elder gay playwrights. #Monsterdon

Ignore my previous. We are still gathering kit.

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and then, like the vulture, the entire movie took a flying leap into a new scene. #monsterdon

Quest given: acquire flying transportation

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Follow That Bird!

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I understand. I don't want to fly Boeing, either.
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less creeping, more stop-motion giant vultures #monsterdon #scheduledMonsterdon

People don't know this, but Strabo mentions that Joppa was particularly famous for its sequined bed curtains. #Monsterdon

Perseus, raised on a deserted island, watching somebody’s soul carried off by a giant vulture: “wow, city people are stranger than i thought”

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the cluelessness of Harry Hamlin would later be replicated by Sam Worthington #Monsterdon

NO TOUCHING! You're being creeptasic enough Perseus old boy. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Ancient Wonkavator! #monsterdon

Why are we whispering?
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*Tim Robinson voice* If you see a giant vulture land with a golden cage on your balcony, uhhhh you go in the cage! Yes you do." #monsterdon

We have Greek Sleeping Beauty

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The entire city waking up because a giant buzzard is shrieking at the top of the palace

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#monsterdon These are the soul cages.. Sting

Perseus you gotta learn when and where it is appropriate to use your invisibility helmet 😬 #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Off we go! Into the wild blue yonder! Watch out for the Biscoff cookies…

Another great night shot that's day for #monsterdon

...a whole new world.... #monsterdon

@aburka Have you seen The Giant Claw though? #monsterdon

Maybe she's into puppy play?

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Soooooooooooullll cage! #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Helpful guard with exposition dump! The plot now makes more sense to me! #monsterdon

@jadebees Phoenician; it's now part of Tel Aviv

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How is it that in a supposedly chaotic city market, this movies moves like cold molasses?

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WatchVibe™️

Perseus expression concerns⬆️
Sword handling danger ⬆️
Worry about guards being distant ⬇️

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If you're wondering why I haven't called Perseus by his actor's name, that's because I keep almost calling him Hannibal Hamlin. #Monsterdon

@apLundell It's Greek mytholody. Like 50% of people are sons of various gods.

Most of them Zeus.

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Mesopotamia? Greece? #Monsterdon

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I guess it's prolly hard to train a real vulture to do those things

these are the worst bird sfx I've ever seen and I've seen Birdemic #monsterdon

Thankfully, Perseus immediately encounters Captain Plotius of the Royal Exposition Guard.

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@paco This is the face! Yeah this boy gets into trouble real quick. #Monsterdon

vulture gets what vulture wants apparently.

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Dude stop creeping!

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just a lil' light dreamwalking #monsterdon

Big vulture is my favorite stop animation so far.
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out of body experience #monsterdon

#monsterdon i hope they're not claiming that's a harpy b/c it's missing something...two things...

yeah i wouldn't sleep well if a giant vulture was chilling outside my room every night either

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i love stop motion vulture

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I don't know... getting saddled with the responsibility of ruling a city makes Andromeda a little high maintenance for my tastes.
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The early days of Spirit Airlines. #Monsterdon

This may've been his last movie but he was still on top of his game. that's some great movement.

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I think the vulture wants something

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Hey, dumbass, you're supposed to be invisible while creeping on the girl. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Back in those days Amazon used vultures instead of drones for delivery #monsterdon

For the love of Zeus, Perseus, give the princess a little privacy. She's got something else to deal with. #Monsterdon

A giant vulture from Uber Eats?
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Aww, what a friendly little vulture!

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@jadebees theoretically Phoenician #monsterdon

Oh hey, it's the Giant Claw! I'm so glad he got work after the first movie. #Monsterdon

UPS delivery!

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It's rude and creepy to sneak into a lady's bed chamber uninvited, my guy. #monsterdon

So, he uses the elm to peep on young sleeping ladies?
Well, Zeus approves for sure!
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DON'T DO IT. #monsterdon

@ramsey yup that's how it works

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OK dude, using your invisibility helmet to break into somebody's bedroom? Not cool at all.

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Is this a Greek City? I see Egyptian and Sumerian monster statues.

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SHE BOOBS BOOBILY IN THE BED #monsterdon

Cassiopeia being played by the incomparable Siân Phillips, who famously played Livia in the old I, Claudius miniseries. I hope we get more of her. #monsterdon

I bet that smells mouth-wateringly guilt-inducing. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Note to other guards: This guy didn't mention his knees or arrows or anything like that. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Is that the vulture from Year Without A Santa Claus?

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@cocaine_owlbear Should be handy sometime #monsterdon

tonight's menu: Gyros!

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@brooke He used to be an adventurer you know. Before he took an arrow to the knee. #Monsterdon

Is this unusually helpful praetorian copaganda? #Monsterdon

@moira

SO AGGRAVATING

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I used to be an adventurer, like you, until I took a marshfly bite to the everywhere. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

#Monsterdon it's a good thing the sacred Hoplite of Hindsitia was here. He goes by the name of Captain Exposition.

mmmm smoked long-pig

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we've seen the burning corpse like 3 times now, it's a little late for a musical sting, guys. #monsterdon

Andromeda should be Ethiopian

just sayin'

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#monsterdon Anyone want BBQ? Who's got the sauce packets?

@arrjay AGAH #monsterdon

I had no idea guards were that informative and helpful.
Nice town...barring the human being burnt on a pyre.
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Chekov's fly-swatter

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Oh good, Exposition Guy! He's my favorite character in this. #Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie not as hot as her suitors when they can't solve the riddle, am I right #monsterdon

Did I just see an old man in a leopard bathing suit lifting a woman with his teeth?
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Dental care in Ancient Greece must have been great. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Shoppa til you droppa in Joppa..

How hot IS she?

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A sooty suitor

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@forestine I'm just glad it's not trying to be something by George Lucas #monsterdon

Find and fulfill your destiny!? I thought he was supposed to say “Luke, I’m you father”
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Holy shit, Tim Pigott-Smith isn't playing a complete asshole? This movie *is* about mythology. #Monsterdon

"Stranger than any of you, f'sure."

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also monkeys??? and sheeps???

No, Argos was doomed because of the rise of online shopping #Monsterdon

also this sounds like the long intro to "One Night in Bangkok" #monsterdon

Joppa be joppin'

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Wait go back to the guy who can spit up Fruit Roll-Ups

You want that guy on your adventure

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we got city! we got stores! we got entertainment! #monsterdon

i had thought this movie was made a lot earlier and closer to Harryhausen's Jason and the Argonauts, but i think it's because by 1981 a lot of this stuff looks very dated. it's made in the exact same way as 20 years earlier. #Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie you mean his helmet. dumbass left the rest of the gear with the poet #monsterdon