it was clean springfield, now it's _dusty_ spri

#monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Now That's What I Call Compositing

(yes I'm reusing this joke. I'll reuse it until the compositing isn't shit)

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Oh shit, I forgot! Wait for me Harry Hamlin and Bubo!

How old was Roland Emmerich when this film released? I think I'm piecing something together. #Monsterdon

usually you don't get this disaster until the climax of a movie #monsterdon

BRB -- Bathroom break suddenly needed!

#Monsterdon

Punishing 100,000 people for the actions of one man.

Yep, ok. That's the Zeus we all know.

#Monsterdon

toilets: flushed
speakers: fucking clipped

#monsterdon

wouldn't releasing the Kraken be Poseidon's call?

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon ⚔️⚡🔱🗿🛡️😱

That donkey was also very believable as an ancient donkey

You think the flood is bad, just wait for the atomic breath

#Monsterdon

Makes you wonder why Zeus went to all the trouble of voodoo-smiting that one guy first

#Monsterdon

I crush you, I wetten your cities... #monsterdon

At this point I wonder if my parents had second thoughts about bringing their 10 year old to this. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

They all deserve it

NOW

The monster please!

#monsterdon

lots of cleavage shown in this scene #monsterdon

when your actual stairs look like pixel art, a case study in lighting

#monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

This is a really lengthy and roundabout roto-rooter add.

#monsterdon #clashoftitans

@jmelesky This seems like a movie that's going to be done no favors by a high-res remaster.

#monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Is that the Kraken and if so where are the tentacles? #Monsterdon

I was today years old when I found out source of the #nethack kraken

#monsterdon

Is this a Japanese version of the Greek myths?

#Monsterdon

@aburka Haven't there been a couple where the monster shows up in like 20 seconds? It's not common though, this is definitely better than average

#Monsterdon

It's actually enjoyable watching everyone move at 2.0 speed.
Oooooooo Monster!
#Monsterdon

@aburka We've had films which had (a) monster before the opening credits #monsterdon

oh damn it's Shape of Water's Great Grandpa

#monsterdon

A+ wanton destruction

#Monsterdon

C'mon, Pantheon, You're lagging behind.

Let's get Kraken. #Monsterdon

You know, we really do need to do more sympathetic magic with clay figurines and city state leaders...

#monsterdon #clashoftitans

Alas poor Argos! Your ruler was shit. Beware.

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

gnarly waves, dude! surf's up! #monsterdon

a kRAKEN good time #monsterdon

Let's get Kraken!
#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

#Monsterdon Look! Burgess Meredith!

Wait, that's not a kraken. The kraken is supposed to be-- oh, bah, nevermind. Whatever.

#Monsterdon

"hey argos what's crackin ha ha ha just a joke i like to make"

#monsterdon

CLAYMATION! ATTACKS! #monsterdon

Kraken's been workin' on those abs. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

yesss the kraken is the Creature from the Black Lagoon, let's throw all the things in! (complimentary)

#monsterdon

Oh crap. Late for #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

#monsterdon

and poseidon drowns.. THE END

Oh, wow, that distance shot of Poseidon walking to the underground door has extreme “1970s Doctor Who production value” energy. #monsterdon

9 minutes to monster. A #monsterdon record?

KRAKEN SMASH

#Monsterdon

OW MY BACK #monsterdon

I love the sea monster! #BingoSquare

#monsterdon
#ClashOfTheTitans

mixed mythologies ftw!

Btw please mute me if needed, I’m watching Clash of the Titans on #Monsterdon

Zeus thinks he's Ray Harryhausen. He's not wrong #monsterdon

#Monsterdon get crackin'

*SQUISH* #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Oh wait, wasn't Danae the Zeus appears as a shower of gold to impregnate her one? No wonder he wants Perseus to live, that's a pretty cool trick, gotta have the baby for proof!

#Monsterdon

OW MY STYROFOAM

#monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

MONSTER! Yesss!

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans1981

Such … compositing. So wow. #monsterdon

I love Zeus's throne. It's so shiny and 70s.
I can't tell if everything is more fuzzy because of this being an old movie, or if the upload is grainy, or if there is too much vaseline on the camera.
#Monsterdon #ClashoftheTitans

Voodoo Zeus. #monsterdon

Zeus is a Warhammer guy apparently #monsterdon

Voodoo in ancient Greece!

#Monsterdon

I just don't know what a whole suite of hockey players are gonna do against a whole city tho'

#monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

No Zeus, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again

#monsterdon

Aphrodite obviously cast as a blonde.

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Zeus are you playing with your dolls again? #monsterdon

Kraken deez nutz
#monsterdon

"...this looks like one crackin' storm brewing!"

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Damn, the music in this is so great.

#Monsterdon

I'm gonna go play with my dolls and my model train now. -- Zeus

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Perseus is not "the" son of Zeus, he is "a" son of Zeus. One of many, many, many, *many* sons of Zeus.

#Monsterdon

#TeamKraken

#Monsterdon

Struggling to think of good movies that show Greek mythology; are there many even?

#monsterdon

Kind of a jerkass thing to wipe out all the people there - they didn't elect their king or anything #Monsterdon

R-r-r-reLEASE!!! The KRAKEN!

#Monsterdon

that's a lot of divine descendants and heroes #monsterdon. Collect them all

@kshernandez fuck yeah we are.

KRAKEN KRAKEN KRAKEN
#Monsterdon

Is this an underwater scene? #monsterdon

Great loungewear! 10/10
#Monsterdon

Is this Krypton or Olympus? Sure feels like superman.

#monsterdon

Yes, I thought it was "release," too. 🤔

#Monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

💥 CLASH OF THE TRIVIA 💥

Despite the title, no Greek mythology Titans appear in this film.

The Kraken, who everyone in the audience always wants released, is from Scandinavian mythology.

#ClashOfTheTitans1981

#Monsterdon ⚔️⚡🔱🗿🛡️😱

I would like Zeus' animal statuary to you think he'd smite me?

Release the Kraken already
#monsterdon

@brooke To be fair, at least one of them thinks murder is bad

The others seemed more ambivalent

#Monsterdon

Transformed himself into a shower of gold hits a bit different now (very Beavis)

#monsterdon

"Visited her and *loved her*, if you know what I mean." *waggles eyebrows*

#monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Zeus, god-tier philanderer. #monsterdon

Angry Zeus is way less compelling than wantonly horny Zeus, although it's hard to fathom which might have harmed more mortals. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon this movie only needs to be known for the line “Let loose the Kraken“ and it would be enough.

wait. those are levantine lion people statues. what are they doing on Olympus? #monsterdon

and made an action figure of her. #monsterdon

Zeus loves playing with his model. he has a train set too

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon wait zeus visited the girl as a

golden

shower

ah THERE's the glittering shower of gold. 😏

#monsterdon

Was that "let loose the kraken?" Do we already have a wrong mythos siting?

#Monsterdon

HOLD ON! You mean we're really gonna release the Kraken today!? #monsterdon

This olympic meeting could have been an email #monsterdon

There is Dame Maggie!

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I hope there's an Attack On Titan. #monsterdon

It's nice that Zeus introduces all of the gods and goddesses to each other

#Monsterdon

Meanwhile in Cloud City
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LET LOOSE THE KRAKEN!!! 🦑

#Monsterdon