@r343l I think it has to, yeah
Like, the vulture takes it back, and they just didn't show that part
@r343l I think it has to, yeah
Like, the vulture takes it back, and they just didn't show that part
Dumbass needs to get the hang of invisibility before trying to sandwalk again, methinks. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans
Calibos made a stealth check and/or Perseus failed a search check.
Doh! Ratted out by the dang footprints!
That helmet really doesn't fit well.
#Monsterdon
They said this was a primo timeshare #monsterdon
Galligator!
alligator alcatraz #monsterdon
"...heeeeere horsey horsey horsey"
calibos calls his retainers or whatever they are his calibros
Maybe that croc is named Pegasus too
@brooke I'm betting Calibos is *not* the vegan. #Monsterdon
Calibus, you really should give up the royalty by marriage path. It's time for a new vocation; I bet you'd make a killing in the brewery scene.
aaand mission impossible theme GO!
See, the thing about being invisible is you still have to not be like super obvious making loud footprints right in the middle of the dirt. I mean... duh?
I do like the makeup on Calibos #monsterdon
@Louisa ... thanks for that :angery: #monsterdon
@Louisa as an adult I'm disturbed by them now
she's so upset because calibos is illiterate and that's actually just nonsense symbols. he insists that he can read, but really him reading is just looking at text and insisting that it says whatever he wants it to say, and this has put a real strain on their relationship #monsterdon
#Monsterdon βοΈβ‘π±πΏπ‘οΈπ±
oh no I am currently experiencing deja vu of watching this movie with @jivens in our house when we first moved in here in like 1999
Real Greek lettering! That's a treat. Now please stop touching the young woman like that π #Monsterdon
How can the vulture steal her soul every night?? Does her soul return in the morning and I missed it?? #monsterdon
I didn't remember calebos having random henchmen either #monsterdon
πΆ the music of the ni-i-i-ght πΆ
Oh so the cavemen are there to come up with riddles. Well good work if you can find it.
#Monsterdon #ClashoftheTitans
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WatchVibeβ’οΈ
Pegasus appearance confusionβ¬οΈ
Soul Vulture confusion β¬οΈ
Swamp thing love β¬οΈ
putting aside the low key racist coding here, this is some SMOOTH-ass stop motion (Calibos's tail)
@ranjit @gnomon Maybe they're just coconuts #monsterdon
Calibos looks like Willem Dafoe, quite handsome really. #monsterdon
"KrichOOs Kalbos?" What? #Monsterdon
today's secret word is...
"Remember, the reply must be in the form of a question!" #monsterdon
#monsterdon Beauty and the Beast, except what if Belle wasn't into Beast?
#monsterdon Calibos was just not in the right era. He would have been amazing as a headliner at Sidetracks in Chicago, or maybe even the Boston Eagle Barβ¦
Calibros looks a lot like Mark Leonard, who played Sarek in Star Trek #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Muppet vulture!
I feel like we're watching Schroedinger's Andromeda here
She's both kidnapped and sleeping at home until somebody opens the box, or something
Did this scene spawn a thousand fanfics in the 1980s, too? #Monsterdon
From one court to another #monsterdon
you'd be amazed what you could do with a little moisturizer, king
Bonfires CAN be tiresome if the conversation drags.
#Monsterdon
Calibos has dodgy henchmen. #monsterdon
Calibos, buddy, I get you're working with some serious restrictions, but you do need to fasten the necklace you're giving a woman. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon the queen of filth! the queen of putrescence!
Hear me out...
#Monsterdon #ClashoftheTitans
Ahh... she's visiting swamp bae? #monsterdon
Every time I see this woman she's walking etherially and there's a claymation vulture. In fact, if I had a nickel yada yada it's weird that it's happened twice. #Monsterdon
calibos is in charge of the Lost Boys? #monsterdon
I so love the design of Calibos. I wanted to be him for Halloween. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans
I think I prefer the way the original myth doesn't bother to explain how Perseus got his helmet, shield, sword, and horse.
so much stop animation, and all so fun
Oh, a real beauty and the beast situation.
Now hear me out... #Monsterdon
Bucking as he flies. Iβd be trying to knock him off too! #Monsterdon
@ramsey pretty sure thatβs what they said. I think I was typing at the time. #Monsterdon
Andromeda, donβt go any farther! Itβs a trap!
"...don't forget to leave five stars for your Vulture Uber"
@arisummerland @RamenCatholic fuck yesasus
#Monsterdon
This is all fun and adventurous and whatnot, but I do feel the need to point out that Perseusβs first real use of his invisibility helmet was to sneak into a strange womanβs bedroom to watch her sleep. He might not be a great guy. #monsterdon
oh no, it's the bog of eternal stench
I cannot get enough of that stop motion vulture!
#Monsterdon βοΈβ‘π±πΏπ‘οΈπ±
It'd be funny if Pegasus would bonk into Vultie
Sure, an alligator. #monsterdon
@nazokiyoubinbou i think he's kind of attractive now. definitely all i could see was the perm and chin back then #Monsterdon
Something I can rate the movie very highly on is Perseus' posture. Spine like an I-Beam. #monsterdon
meanwhile, on Dagobah... #monsterdon
What gets me is that this came out AFTER Star Wars. Like, we had an example of PERFECT special effects and they want "yeah, half frame rate is fine, no one will notice"
I keep waiting for someone to light the beacons of gondor #monsterdon
I feel we should have gotten our Andromeda riddle by now #monsterdon
Turns out she is a Shrek
Ewwwww....Dagobah.
My school teacher remembered the boobs and covered them up with a blue book (remember those?)
@smp pegasus is neigh for night #monsterdon
@bstacey π
Kiddo is unimpressed with the stop motion. Sigh. Children have taste [edited to remove 'no' by child]. #monsterdon
@jonny well *someone* in this #Monsterdon has to do the thinking and so far Perseus doesn't seem to be up to that task on his own
POUT UP THOSE LIPS, HAMLIN. THIS MOVIE NEEDS MORE FANSERVICE! POUT!
Why does the vulture steal her soul every night? Does she grow a new one in the morning?
yee-haw π€
#monsterdon
#Monsterdon Alright, pegasus, we can't let the vulture know we're following them. So fly casual.
SO a part of her soul is stolen every night? Does it come back in the morning? I don't understand what this vulture is accomplishing.
#Monsterdon #ClashoftheTitans
Once again the practical effects team creates a masterpiece, then the green screen team puts a little turd cherry on top.
Grabbing a snack while I wait for this horse flying scene to end.
#Monsterdon
Vulture and Pegasus are the same size #monsterdon #clashofthetitans
so what's the premise here? Stop-Motion Vluture is stealing Andromeda one piece at a time?
Because I don't understand what's going on with Andromeda and the vulture, I'm kind of wishing that exposition guard would return
Pegasus just be like, "Welp, this is my life now. No mares ever again and now... this guy." #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans
You got water in my invisibility helmet!
You got invisibility helmet in my water!
PEGASUS PURSUIT. #monsterdon
@jonny Hey, if you lived in a derelict amphitheatre, you'd take the opportunity to get out once in a while too
You think Andromeda is getting frequent flyer miles? #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon βοΈβ‘π±πΏπ‘οΈπ±
They do like it when you look at them and say, breathlessly "The most beautiful stallion in the world"
Every night, Andromeda has the most heinous farts and wild dreams! #monsterdon
just like the gods of Olympus to go in on the idea of riding a stallion :blobfoxangrylaugh:
do you think the water in the helmet turns invisible?
why is the old man still in the movie i thought he just lived at the coliseum #monsterdon
@Newpa_Hasai @trixter Icarus and the wax wings?
Great, now the water is invisible.