Yeah, no, there's like what? An hour and a half left?

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Perseus changed into a potato sack for some reason #Monsterdon

@Taweret He's a wannabe Beowulf #monsterdon

GREAT

Is the movie over yet?

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Spared his life but kept his _hand_?! Dude! Please!

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Huzzah!! #Monsterdon

"And here we fired a dancer to gesture towards the lights...." #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon that… doesn't feel like a fair riddle.

I know this scene is very dramatic and all, but I'm just kinda marking time between shots of Cassiopeia here

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Nope, wrong answer!
Oh well.

THE END
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"Is that the answer?"

"Yes!"

"Burn him anyway!"

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okay, well, that's one way to make an impression

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Well, that's one way to offer a hand in marriage.

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I know you. I danced with you once upon a dream...

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oh shit uh, the doctor was the kid's mom????

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What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? #monsterdon

Calling BS, no way that poster contained this long-ass riddle #monsterdon

What has it got in its pocketses ...

Ope, wait, that toga ain't got pockets.

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#Monsterdon A bit overboard on the chest hair.

#monsterdon Three if by air, four if by Uber.

It would... "be-hoove" you not to leave so many footprints, Pers.

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“Mark and remember!” #Monsterdon

Shit!

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no one

but MAYBE ONE MAN

Perseus, son of one of the World's Best Philanderers...

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#monsterdon Great scene upcoming...

The answer is... jelly cream and vanilla pudding, injected.

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wait, wasn't Argos destroyed?

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@SnoopJ gotta be the latter, like there must have been another guy in the scene for the human actor to push against in those holds and whatnot. i wanna go back to those frames and see if you can see the painting in around the frame where the claymation and human actor couldn't be overlaid #monsterdon

Who wants to get married under the eyes of a goddess?
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Argos take me away?

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@Copperplate I hear this in my head as https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9t-slLl30E

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#Monsterdon he has to solve a riddle? He should have brought Frank Gorshin instead…

Oh! I know this one!

A donut!

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So... We just skip straight past the rest of the fight and suddenly he's just here. Also he had time to pick up the hermit dude.

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Swag. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

My handsome face is quite courageous

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it's Nipple Guy!

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NO MAN OF COURAGE IN THE WHOLE WORLD BY WHICH I MEAN THIS ISLAND AND THE FOUR OTHERS I KNOW ABOUT?

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…if that is what Tyrian purple looked like I will fling myself into the Mediterranean

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What about a man who willl marry her from the neighbouring country of Hooked-On-Phonecia?

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Creeping on Andromeda again? Geeeeez #Monsterdon

People generally just call her Mama Cass #monsterdon

Shaved Ewoks.

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Let's all agree that if Perseus wasn't Zeus kid he would have ZERO chance at winning any of this. Typical case of nepotism. #monsterdon #clashofthetitans

Beaten up by a puppet! How humiliating!

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lmao those horns
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oh no this movie presages alligator alcatraz why didn't we do what was necessary then to stop this crazy timeline?

I'm experiencing a little bit of residual Neverending Story 1980s cinematic swamp trauma here #monsterdon

@cocaine_owlbear no CGI when this was made

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I though he had forgotten the sword, but he met Old Theatre Dude™ again before this #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Lost boys or Ompa Loompas?

No! Artax! I mean... helmet! #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

#Monsterdon Gary Hamlin is no mach for CGI!

That wiggling tail is 100% Ray Harryhausen's style #monsterdon

The vulture creature effects artists obviously were in charge and so got all the screen time they wanted. #monsterdon

i mean, i don't mind some good stop motion, but like why is calibos stop motion? if they're gonna make the dude wear the face makeup anyway, surely they can just have him do the fights like that too? #monsterdon

Cameo from Aristophanes' frogs

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A giant snail took up residence in the helmet, and was never seen again.

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DM taking away some of the monty haul gifts already?

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Who forgets where he parked his flying horse? #Monsterdon

Perseus is wearing heeled shoes? Loafer sandals, maybe? #monsterdon

@r343l I think it has to, yeah

Like, the vulture takes it back, and they just didn't show that part

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Dumbass needs to get the hang of invisibility before trying to sandwalk again, methinks. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Doh! Ratted out by the dang footprints!

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That helmet really doesn't fit well.
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They said this was a primo timeshare #monsterdon

alligator alcatraz #monsterdon

"...heeeeere horsey horsey horsey"

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calibos calls his retainers or whatever they are his calibros

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Maybe that croc is named Pegasus too

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@brooke I'm betting Calibos is *not* the vegan. #Monsterdon

Calibus, you really should give up the royalty by marriage path. It's time for a new vocation; I bet you'd make a killing in the brewery scene.

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aaand mission impossible theme GO!

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See, the thing about being invisible is you still have to not be like super obvious making loud footprints right in the middle of the dirt. I mean... duh?

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I do like the makeup on Calibos #monsterdon

@Louisa ... thanks for that :angery: #monsterdon

@Louisa as an adult I'm disturbed by them now

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she's so upset because calibos is illiterate and that's actually just nonsense symbols. he insists that he can read, but really him reading is just looking at text and insisting that it says whatever he wants it to say, and this has put a real strain on their relationship #monsterdon

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oh no I am currently experiencing deja vu of watching this movie with @jivens in our house when we first moved in here in like 1999

Real Greek lettering! That's a treat. Now please stop touching the young woman like that 😑 #Monsterdon

How can the vulture steal her soul every night?? Does her soul return in the morning and I missed it?? #monsterdon

I didn't remember calebos having random henchmen either #monsterdon

🎶 the music of the ni-i-i-ght 🎶

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Oh so the cavemen are there to come up with riddles. Well good work if you can find it.
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WatchVibe™️

Pegasus appearance confusion⬆️
Soul Vulture confusion ⬆️
Swamp thing love ⬇️

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putting aside the low key racist coding here, this is some SMOOTH-ass stop motion (Calibos's tail)

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@ranjit @gnomon Maybe they're just coconuts #monsterdon

Calibos looks like Willem Dafoe, quite handsome really. #monsterdon

"KrichOOs Kalbos?" What? #Monsterdon

today's secret word is...

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#monsterdon Calibos was just not in the right era. He would have been amazing as a headliner at Sidetracks in Chicago, or maybe even the Boston Eagle Bar…

Calibros looks a lot like Mark Leonard, who played Sarek in Star Trek #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Muppet vulture!

I feel like we're watching Schroedinger's Andromeda here

She's both kidnapped and sleeping at home until somebody opens the box, or something

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Did this scene spawn a thousand fanfics in the 1980s, too? #Monsterdon

From one court to another #monsterdon

Bonfires CAN be tiresome if the conversation drags.
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Calibos has dodgy henchmen. #monsterdon

Calibos, buddy, I get you're working with some serious restrictions, but you do need to fasten the necklace you're giving a woman. #Monsterdon

Hear me out...
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