I want to find someone who loves me like Ray Harryhausen loved a tail swish.

#monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

#monsterdon YES! EITHER! I’M NOT PICKY!

Honestly, Calibos, your wound seems to be healing remarkably well for a mid-swamp amputation. Consider yourself lucky. #monsterdon

Strange way to propose to a lady throwing a severed hand to a girl.
#monsterdon.

God-Tier denial there, sorry! #monsterdon

THE KRAKEN

oh yeah this is supposed to have monsters and shit right

#monsterdon

the second one, definitely #monsterdon

Kind of want to be Team Calibos but everybody in this movie is a dick. #monsterdon

"....and don't call me Shirley." #monsterdon

bad news, I will miss Clash of the Titans for #Monsterdon

good news, I bought this chill mode steam bundle https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/38914/Doot_Tiny_Games/

"He was handsome and fascinating, I was very young." #Monsterdon

@apLundell If you're lucky

#Monsterdon 💥 #ClashOfTheTitans1981

The best thing about this wedding is Perseus demonstrating he can cover both nipples at the same time

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Joppa donuts ain't nothin but holes

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

It might not be fancy but that romper you're wearing is FABULOUS Perseus! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon ⚔️⚡🔱🗿🛡️😱

ooo Perseus got a fancy torso-covering toga for the wedding!

Hooray a wedding. Well that was a short movie but that's how myths go. Seems complicated but ends quickly.
#Monsterdon #ClashoftheTitans

#Monsterdon LOVE the giant maggie smith face projection on the statue :D

"Thetis, goddess of the sea... show me... the way to Lord Crawley's study"

#monsterdon

"In wounding me he has insulted you!"

Rofl, dude, come ON.

#Monsterdon

She’s alright.

#Monsterdon

well, that was way too easy.

On the other hand having (Sian Philips's) Livia as your mother-in-law? Not sure that's a win.

#Monsterdon

me: "Is this the skeleton fighting? I remember skeleton fighting"
partner: "Not yet. There is one and it totally rules." #monsterdon

Thetis going Grim Grinning Ghosts mode

#Monsterdon

He covers up following his betrovement, for now it is not solely his nipple. It is their nipple. #monsterdon

Did Chris Sarandon model prince humperdinck on Harry hamlin's Perseus? 😳 #monsterdon

I loved this track off the Encarta Mind Maze soundtrack. #Monsterdon

@yatsu and they lived happily ever after! roll credits! #monsterdon

Is he lying about sparing his life to renounce the curse or did the movie just not think that was a scene worth showing #monsterdon

all right dude got a shirt upgrade finally

#monsterdon

This toga << that cape outfit. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

'THAT's EASY!" - Sir Robin

#Monsterdon

well, Perseus got new clothing out of it. #monsterdon

Perseus is, uh, not very bright with his sneaky invisibility bonus. #monsterdon

90 Day Fiance (Who Maimed My Previous Fiance)

#monsterdon

I had to screen cap these two dudes to see if they were the same guy. I don't think so.
#monsterdon

Yeah, no, there's like what? An hour and a half left?

#Monsterdon

Perseus changed into a potato sack for some reason #Monsterdon

@Taweret He's a wannabe Beowulf #monsterdon

GREAT

Is the movie over yet?

#monsterdon

Spared his life but kept his _hand_?! Dude! Please!

#monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Huzzah!! #Monsterdon

"And here we fired a dancer to gesture towards the lights...." #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon that… doesn't feel like a fair riddle.

I know this scene is very dramatic and all, but I'm just kinda marking time between shots of Cassiopeia here

#Monsterdon

Nope, wrong answer!
Oh well.

THE END
#Monsterdon

"Is that the answer?"

"Yes!"

"Burn him anyway!"

#monsterdon

okay, well, that's one way to make an impression

#monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Well, that's one way to offer a hand in marriage.

#monsterdon #clashofthetitans

I know you. I danced with you once upon a dream...

#Monsterdon

oh shit uh, the doctor was the kid's mom????

#monsterdon

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? #monsterdon

Calling BS, no way that poster contained this long-ass riddle #monsterdon

What has it got in its pocketses ...

Ope, wait, that toga ain't got pockets.

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans1981

#Monsterdon A bit overboard on the chest hair.

#monsterdon Three if by air, four if by Uber.

It would... "be-hoove" you not to leave so many footprints, Pers.

#Monsterdon

“Mark and remember!” #Monsterdon

Shit!

#Monsterdon

no one

but MAYBE ONE MAN

Perseus, son of one of the World's Best Philanderers...

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Great scene upcoming...

The answer is... jelly cream and vanilla pudding, injected.

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

wait, wasn't Argos destroyed?

#Monsterdon

@SnoopJ gotta be the latter, like there must have been another guy in the scene for the human actor to push against in those holds and whatnot. i wanna go back to those frames and see if you can see the painting in around the frame where the claymation and human actor couldn't be overlaid #monsterdon

Who wants to get married under the eyes of a goddess?
#Monsterdon #ClashoftheTitans

Argos take me away?

#monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

@Copperplate I hear this in my head as https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9t-slLl30E

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon he has to solve a riddle? He should have brought Frank Gorshin instead…

Oh! I know this one!

A donut!

#Monsterdon

So... We just skip straight past the rest of the fight and suddenly he's just here. Also he had time to pick up the hermit dude.

#Monsterdon

Swag. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

My handsome face is quite courageous

#monsterdon

it's Nipple Guy!

#monsterdon

NO MAN OF COURAGE IN THE WHOLE WORLD BY WHICH I MEAN THIS ISLAND AND THE FOUR OTHERS I KNOW ABOUT?

#monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

…if that is what Tyrian purple looked like I will fling myself into the Mediterranean

#Monsterdon

What about a man who willl marry her from the neighbouring country of Hooked-On-Phonecia?

#monsterdon

Creeping on Andromeda again? Geeeeez #Monsterdon

People generally just call her Mama Cass #monsterdon

Shaved Ewoks.

#monsterdon

Let's all agree that if Perseus wasn't Zeus kid he would have ZERO chance at winning any of this. Typical case of nepotism. #monsterdon #clashofthetitans

Beaten up by a puppet! How humiliating!

#monsterdon

lmao those horns
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon ⚔️⚡🔱🗿🛡️😱

oh no this movie presages alligator alcatraz why didn't we do what was necessary then to stop this crazy timeline?

I'm experiencing a little bit of residual Neverending Story 1980s cinematic swamp trauma here #monsterdon

@cocaine_owlbear no CGI when this was made

#monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

I though he had forgotten the sword, but he met Old Theatre Dude™ again before this #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Lost boys or Ompa Loompas?

No! Artax! I mean... helmet! #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

#Monsterdon Gary Hamlin is no mach for CGI!

That wiggling tail is 100% Ray Harryhausen's style #monsterdon

I mean, the SFX are very 80s, but they're very *good* very 80s

#monsterdon

The vulture creature effects artists obviously were in charge and so got all the screen time they wanted. #monsterdon

i mean, i don't mind some good stop motion, but like why is calibos stop motion? if they're gonna make the dude wear the face makeup anyway, surely they can just have him do the fights like that too? #monsterdon

Cameo from Aristophanes' frogs

#monsterdon

I haven't heard those bullfrog noises in like 20 years, that takes me back! Wait do they have bullfrogs in Greece? #Monsterdon

A giant snail took up residence in the helmet, and was never seen again.

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

DM taking away some of the monty haul gifts already?

#monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Who forgets where he parked his flying horse? #Monsterdon

Hey that's not pegasus either #monsterdon

Perseus is wearing heeled shoes? Loafer sandals, maybe? #monsterdon