Ah, the three cliché witches, of course #monsterdon

You all are doing #ClashOfTheTitans for #Monsterdon tonight?

I'm not watching with you, but I don't have to. We watched this one so many times when I was a kid, I could almost tell you the dialog!

Even with the ridiculous claymation, I think it was more watchable than the remake.

Have fun!!

This kraken convo is how you get Squid Games #monsterdon

@socketwench he's not that bad looking. A little moisturizer would go a long way. #Monsterdon

Is that exposition guard again?

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Curly is back
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Three women? #monsterdon

The 3 old hags?

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The Stygian Witches. They live far away, in the Stygian Abyss.

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What philosophy? What words?

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Enjoy your honeymoon. Ta! #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

ah hell, he forgot his other sleeve again so quickly. #monsterdon

It looks like whatever the devil wolfman was on has gotten into the city water supply....#monsterdon

Did they just sidle-crab-walk out during the emergency?

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I guess Thetius didn't like that one... #monsterdon

Maybe I should keep it all in one thread huh

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Cassiopeia is Rev. Mother Gaius Hellen Mohiam from Lynch's version of Dune #Monsterdon

Statuequake!

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The gods really need therapy to heal from generational trauma.
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okay, so it's more Kraken on layaway. #monsterdon

She's like the ancient Greek version of a Christian tradwife who talks about Jesus as her boyfriend and wouldn't know a beatitude if it bit her on the ass

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And if the gods are horndogs, the goddesses are very jealous. #Monsterdon

Andromeda's gotta be ready for the Kraken by being a virgin. What is he, Republican? I bet when he sees her he'll get rock hard. #Monsterdon

Gods are such dicks.

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Buzzkill Athena #monsterdon

Does this dumb bitch really not know that she can't say her daughter is prettier than a goddess???

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So Tubi split to an ad in the middle of the fight between Perseus & Calibos but then when it came back it was just to Andromeda's mom (SIAN FUCKING PHILLIPS) ranting and then Perseus shows up. Like how did Perseus get here?! #monsterdon

yeah, she pretty much asked for that. #monsterdon

Oh man Ancient Greeks *loved* interrupting a wedding with some drama #monsterdon #clashofthetitans

wait, they are marrying siblings now?
grosse
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Nineteen eighty one relationships. Couldn’t she just be ace? #monsterdon

Damn, way to insult the gods

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"Persi-OOs'???

Are . . . Cassiopeia and Ammon banging offscreen? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh fuck, Cassiopeia, why the fuck would you say that?

Should've of said that #monsterdon

Uh oh, hubris detected! #Monsterdon

Okay, I admit I can’t hear Livia/Cassiopeia saying “my son” without it sounding threatening. #monsterdon

don't tempt the gods 🙄
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"I demand justice!" Dude's talkng to a statue, tripping all the balls. #monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai I think they could have been, yeah

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Cassiopeia, you absolute fool. #Monsterdon

Oh Shit, Thetis lost her....

Nah. I've already made that joke, like, 4 times. #Monsterdon

The actress playing Andromeda, Judi Bowker, looks ten years younger than her actual age then #monsterdon

Whoops!

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She had to think about 'My son' for a moment methinks

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The film takes a hard pivot to comedy when the silken cord is revealed to be soaked in superglue.

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@starkraving666 we didn't do Beowulf #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Asleep?!! What the fuck were you doing in my room??

That painful moment when faced with a question when answered renders one undone. #monsterdon

So they have never met before today and he expects her to say she loves him? Weird.

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finally someone on the TL mentions Beowulf which is what we had to do in high school english. is this what people were assigned instead of beowulf?? #monsterdon

What animal is Thetis gripping on the left? #Monsterdon

Queen's makeup game is on point. I could use some tips, Queenie. #Monsterdon

"You've only known me for a day, yet you say you've loved me for much longer." Yeah, like, two days.

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That's Deep P', Deep
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I was very young --this 18 year old

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Thetis wasn't even one of the Olympians, why does she get a whole temple?

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SPEAK UP!

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The Kraken? It's always the Kraken with you people!

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I mean... a little shaving and a whole lot of eyebrow work, and Calibos ain't that bad looking. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

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I like the way Caribos says "Kracken"

#Monsterdon *pretty people's club talking about how much they pity the ugly guy*

"He was handsome and fascinating, I was very young."

"And Now?"

"You're handsome and fascinating, I'm still very young." #Monsterdon

"Justice . . . or revenge?" Thetis, your kid got his fucking hand chopped off. Is this really the time to go full teachable-moment on him? #Monsterdon

These gods are so petty

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That projecting the face onto the statue effect is so Haunted Mansion. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Calibos reminds me of Balem Abrasax from Jupiter Ascending. "I CREATE LIFE!"

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"I was young and stupid" #monsterdon

Honestly, Calibos, your wound seems to be healing remarkably well for a mid-swamp amputation. Consider yourself lucky. #monsterdon

Strange way to propose to a lady throwing a severed hand to a girl.
#monsterdon.

THE KRAKEN

oh yeah this is supposed to have monsters and shit right

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God-Tier denial there, sorry! #monsterdon

the second one, definitely #monsterdon

Kind of want to be Team Calibos but everybody in this movie is a dick. #monsterdon

"....and don't call me Shirley." #monsterdon

bad news, I will miss Clash of the Titans for #Monsterdon

good news, I bought this chill mode steam bundle https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/38914/Doot_Tiny_Games/

@apLundell If you're lucky

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Joppa donuts ain't nothin but holes

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It might not be fancy but that romper you're wearing is FABULOUS Perseus! #Monsterdon

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ooo Perseus got a fancy torso-covering toga for the wedding!

Hooray a wedding. Well that was a short movie but that's how myths go. Seems complicated but ends quickly.
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#Monsterdon LOVE the giant maggie smith face projection on the statue :D

"Thetis, goddess of the sea... show me... the way to Lord Crawley's study"

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"In wounding me he has insulted you!"

Rofl, dude, come ON.

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She’s alright.

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well, that was way too easy.

On the other hand having (Sian Philips's) Livia as your mother-in-law? Not sure that's a win.

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me: "Is this the skeleton fighting? I remember skeleton fighting"
partner: "Not yet. There is one and it totally rules." #monsterdon

Thetis going Grim Grinning Ghosts mode

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Did Chris Sarandon model prince humperdinck on Harry hamlin's Perseus? 😳 #monsterdon

I loved this track off the Encarta Mind Maze soundtrack. #Monsterdon

@yatsu and they lived happily ever after! roll credits! #monsterdon

Is he lying about sparing his life to renounce the curse or did the movie just not think that was a scene worth showing #monsterdon

all right dude got a shirt upgrade finally

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'THAT's EASY!" - Sir Robin

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well, Perseus got new clothing out of it. #monsterdon

Perseus is, uh, not very bright with his sneaky invisibility bonus. #monsterdon

90 Day Fiance (Who Maimed My Previous Fiance)

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I had to screen cap these two dudes to see if they were the same guy. I don't think so.
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