Perseu should have parked pegasus on a less dangerous spot.
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time for the fun half #monsterdon

Getting tired of stressed-out screaming horse sounds

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Can someone explain what is the topic on #monsterdon? #Djinn

Take me with you. So I can get into a dangerous situation for dramatic effect! #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

#Monsterdon did anyone check Does The Horse Die dot com?

such a weird coincidence that the ancients had such classic 70s style hair #monsterdon

@trixter That's some life goal #monsterdon

So Andromeda is not going to get chained to a rock?

#Monsterdon

@log right?!

Wait, is #Monsterdon encouraging an incel to looksmax?

But! No fucking! #monsterdon

If exposition soldier did that thing where you draw eyes on your chin and film it upside down so it looks like a face, I think it would be the best one of those I've ever seen. #monsterdon

@jammerb not her, apparently

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They used the same statue projection trick in the Flooded Mine ride at Silver Dollar City for the singing prisoners. It even looks good in person!

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"We have only thirty days." And only thirty minutes left in this movie. Do I have time to make a chelada

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If she has to be a virgin to be sacrificed... what should Perseus do?

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#ClashOfTheTitans

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Aha! Proof that 'man' was never generic for 'human'!

The Kraken has no known weaknesses. Burgess Meredith read his tech specs.
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"I said there's no way known to man, but maybe there's a way known to a woman."

He's talking about trying to find the TV remote.
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"For I AM NO MAN."

oh wait wrong movie.

Well to be fair saying your daughter is prettier than YOUR ACTUAL GODDESS was pretty damn boastful. You should be grateful she gave you 30 days to get your shit together

#Monsterdon

Look, Greek Mike Brady, I didn't ask for your opi

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Okay. I guess Perseus won that fight with Calibos but they didn't show it? Or is the Tubi version just cut? Then right to a post-wedding shot I guess?? #monsterdon

Ah, the three cliché witches, of course #monsterdon

You all are doing #ClashOfTheTitans for #Monsterdon tonight?

I'm not watching with you, but I don't have to. We watched this one so many times when I was a kid, I could almost tell you the dialog!

Even with the ridiculous claymation, I think it was more watchable than the remake.

Have fun!!

This kraken convo is how you get Squid Games #monsterdon

@socketwench he's not that bad looking. A little moisturizer would go a long way. #Monsterdon

Is that exposition guard again?

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Curly is back
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Three women? #monsterdon

The 3 old hags?

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The Stygian Witches. They live far away, in the Stygian Abyss.

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qwhite typical of a certain type of karen to insult a goddess in her own damn temple.

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What philosophy? What words?

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Enjoy your honeymoon. Ta! #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

"Here comes the kraken"

"I have put the kraen on pause for 30 days"

TACO: Thetis Always Chickens Out

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ah hell, he forgot his other sleeve again so quickly. #monsterdon

Did they just sidle-crab-walk out during the emergency?

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It looks like whatever the devil wolfman was on has gotten into the city water supply....#monsterdon

I guess Thetius didn't like that one... #monsterdon

Maybe I should keep it all in one thread huh

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Cassiopeia is Rev. Mother Gaius Hellen Mohiam from Lynch's version of Dune #Monsterdon

Statuequake!

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The gods really need therapy to heal from generational trauma.
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okay, so it's more Kraken on layaway. #monsterdon

She's like the ancient Greek version of a Christian tradwife who talks about Jesus as her boyfriend and wouldn't know a beatitude if it bit her on the ass

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And if the gods are horndogs, the goddesses are very jealous. #Monsterdon

Andromeda's gotta be ready for the Kraken by being a virgin. What is he, Republican? I bet when he sees her he'll get rock hard. #Monsterdon

gee, thanks Mom. (you'd think the Greeks would have figured this hubris shit out by now...)

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Gods are such dicks.

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Buzzkill Athena #monsterdon

Apparently it's May 21st when this prophecy is given.

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Does this dumb bitch really not know that she can't say her daughter is prettier than a goddess???

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So Tubi split to an ad in the middle of the fight between Perseus & Calibos but then when it came back it was just to Andromeda's mom (SIAN FUCKING PHILLIPS) ranting and then Perseus shows up. Like how did Perseus get here?! #monsterdon

yeah, she pretty much asked for that. #monsterdon

Oh man Ancient Greeks *loved* interrupting a wedding with some drama #monsterdon #clashofthetitans

wait, they are marrying siblings now?
grosse
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Nineteen eighty one relationships. Couldn’t she just be ace? #monsterdon

Damn, way to insult the gods

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"Persi-OOs'???

Are . . . Cassiopeia and Ammon banging offscreen? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh fuck, Cassiopeia, why the fuck would you say that?

Should've of said that #monsterdon

Uh oh, hubris detected! #Monsterdon

Mawwiage is what bwings us togevvuh today #monsterdon

Okay, I admit I can’t hear Livia/Cassiopeia saying “my son” without it sounding threatening. #monsterdon

don't tempt the gods 🙄
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"I demand justice!" Dude's talkng to a statue, tripping all the balls. #monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai I think they could have been, yeah

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Cassiopeia, you absolute fool. #Monsterdon

Oh Shit, Thetis lost her....

Nah. I've already made that joke, like, 4 times. #Monsterdon

The actress playing Andromeda, Judi Bowker, looks ten years younger than her actual age then #monsterdon

Whoops!

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She had to think about 'My son' for a moment methinks

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The film takes a hard pivot to comedy when the silken cord is revealed to be soaked in superglue.

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@starkraving666 we didn't do Beowulf #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Asleep?!! What the fuck were you doing in my room??

That painful moment when faced with a question when answered renders one undone. #monsterdon

So they have never met before today and he expects her to say she loves him? Weird.

#monsterdon #clashofthetitans

finally someone on the TL mentions Beowulf which is what we had to do in high school english. is this what people were assigned instead of beowulf?? #monsterdon

What animal is Thetis gripping on the left? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh, Andromeda, honey, that's a red flag right there!

Queen's makeup game is on point. I could use some tips, Queenie. #Monsterdon

"You've only known me for a day, yet you say you've loved me for much longer." Yeah, like, two days.

#Monsterdon

That's Deep P', Deep
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I was very young --this 18 year old

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Thetis wasn't even one of the Olympians, why does she get a whole temple?

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SPEAK UP!

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I mean... a little shaving and a whole lot of eyebrow work, and Calibos ain't that bad looking. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

The Kraken? It's always the Kraken with you people!

#monsterdon

@srol

Don't mention nipples!! Someone will post that Yeti meme again!!

#Monsterdon 💥 #ClashOfTheTitans1981

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I like the way Caribos says "Kracken"

#Monsterdon *pretty people's club talking about how much they pity the ugly guy*

"He was handsome and fascinating, I was very young."

"And Now?"

"You're handsome and fascinating, I'm still very young." #Monsterdon

"Justice . . . or revenge?" Thetis, your kid got his fucking hand chopped off. Is this really the time to go full teachable-moment on him? #Monsterdon

These gods are so petty

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That projecting the face onto the statue effect is so Haunted Mansion. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Calibos reminds me of Balem Abrasax from Jupiter Ascending. "I CREATE LIFE!"

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"I was young and stupid" #monsterdon