Bubo speaks droid #monsterdon

This movie was way better when I was 10 years old.

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did someone see C3PO and decide they wanted the Ancient Greek version!?
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shield and magic Dee-Too

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@smp don't worry, subtitles say it's Bubo. totally different!

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Owls: Cat software in bird hardware. #Monsterdon

You can tell this was inspired by Star Wars, can't you?

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He can take my helmet, but he will never take ... my OWL!

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Ah, the old "I am no man" trope. No Greek myth is complete without one!

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I was so mad about Bubo's existence as a kid, I think the popularity of R2D2 is to blame

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@apLundell No one thought to bring a bow. Bows would give them range. But how could they rip off clothes and fight monsters with bows?

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I wanna OwlBot too! #Monsterdon

I assume this means that the comic relief has arrived, just in time for half the movie

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@ricci@discuss.systems Bubo. It means Owl.

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That owl stop-motion animation is...not good #monsterdon

:unsure_fry: is that the tree from Sleepy Hollow #monsterdon

I wouldn't give my bird up either... #monsterdon

Awkward owl name, tho. Buboe is what the swellings of yersina pestis are called. #monsterdon

Is the owl a robot? The owl totally looks like a robot

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Hephaestus charges extra for rush jobs. He is the Scotty of Mount Olympus.
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ok, maybe not one that falls on their head first thing

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A magic robot owl that can’t right itself. Okay.

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Quick summon Amaterasu, it's a mechanical owl

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#Monsterdon isn't it amazing the way that Ancient Greece looks absolutely nothing like the Mojave desert?

Hands off, bitch! No touchy the owl. #Monsterdon

It's amazing how ancient Greece looks absolutely nothing like southern California.
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Robo-bird!

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@SnoopJ true dat

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Yay! Bubo! The R2D2 of ancient Greece #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

I fucking loved bubo when I was a kid #monsterdon

Oh yeahhhh I remember that owl, haha. I'd like a clockwork owl!

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"Contemplate this.... on the Tree of Woe!" #monsterdon

It's a mechanical owl with a comedic sense of timing!
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This must be the Phonecician Scheme I've heard so much about

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Honestly, Bubo not a great name for anyone. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

The Owl of Minerva, most traditional Toronto joint #monsterdon #clashofthetitans

@littlemiao It's day time and these god-nerds are keeping it away?

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Nope nope nope: do not give Persius Bubo the Owl, Athena!

Aw I wanted it to be Dracula in bat form

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Beloved Bubba owl. At least Zeus doesn’t get 100% of his demands met. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon i fucking loved the little clockwork owl as a kid & I still do.

I'm guessing that the guards have brooms on their heads because statues and columns are just crumbling into dust all the time. Makes for easy cleanup.

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she could just hide BooBoo in a pokeball. #monsterdon

Why does Athena’s owl look so sleepy?#Monsterdon

this scene would be better had it been filmed in New Zealand. #monsterdon

( roll stock western footage ) #monsterdon

It seems very foolish to mock a goddess in her own temple. But I guess that's all the greek myths. #monsterdon

Cute barn owl. #Monsterdon

The gender dynamics in this movie are a whole fricking thing. #monsterdon

If I had a pet owl like that I would also tell the gods to fuck off before I parted with it.

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#monsterdon Zeus was always a creepy Daddy. Especially when it comes to his fancy golden shower time with rando chicks

@log EXACTLY

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@wohali I bet she's got great scores in Duolingo #monsterdon

Zeus is such a sugar daddy. #monsterdon

I want a shoulder owl!!!!!

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Lots of pretty horsies!

give perseus owl-2-D-2, it is my will

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AGAB

All Gods Are Bastards

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FINALLY someone asked about the owl! #monsterdon

yay. Time for Stop Motion Comic Relief Owl Droid Thing

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A legendary #DadJoke @bunnyhero

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Meanwhile on Krypton #monsterdon

Zeus is a dick.

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Calibos is well and truly hippophobic, isn't he.

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"We follow the north star!"
"But it's totally cloudy outside right now?"

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brb, have to do one of the twelve labors of Blue (laundry)

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welcome to inexplicably bad rear projection, population calibos but why

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"We follow the North Star" She says in the middle of the afternoon. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

I don't get the virgin thing #monsterdon #clashofthetitans

@bunnyhero ba dum tsk

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#monsterdon You can't have the peril, it's far too perilous! So! Much! Peril! Plus, anyone got a cell phone huh? Just chat up the Kween and let her know we won't be coming back when the streetlights come on.

"Some hoofprints, then nothing." Because it's a fucking FLYING HORSE

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alright, Andromeda can stay. #monsterdon

It is funny how you can tell exactly which of the guys in the group had a horse-girl phase when they were younger by how they react to Pegasus.

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Perilous princess, no pegasus with perseus

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Jockstrap riders of Phoenicia. #monsterdon

Did they catch Pegasus at the same watering hole?

That horse never learns.

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Look, let me go back in there and face the peril!

It's too perilous!

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Noooo not a Pega-net!!

we've searched lakeshore, and lake forest, and lake forest park! we cannot find

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Perseu should have parked pegasus on a less dangerous spot.
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time for the fun half #monsterdon

Getting tired of stressed-out screaming horse sounds

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Can someone explain what is the topic on #monsterdon? #Djinn

Take me with you. So I can get into a dangerous situation for dramatic effect! #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

#Monsterdon did anyone check Does The Horse Die dot com?

such a weird coincidence that the ancients had such classic 70s style hair #monsterdon

@trixter That's some life goal #monsterdon

So Andromeda is not going to get chained to a rock?

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@log right?!

Wait, is #Monsterdon encouraging an incel to looksmax?

But! No fucking! #monsterdon

If exposition soldier did that thing where you draw eyes on your chin and film it upside down so it looks like a face, I think it would be the best one of those I've ever seen. #monsterdon

@jammerb not her, apparently

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They used the same statue projection trick in the Flooded Mine ride at Silver Dollar City for the singing prisoners. It even looks good in person!

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"We have only thirty days." And only thirty minutes left in this movie. Do I have time to make a chelada

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Aha! Proof that 'man' was never generic for 'human'!

"I said there's no way known to man, but maybe there's a way known to a woman."

He's talking about trying to find the TV remote.
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The Kraken has no known weaknesses. Burgess Meredith read his tech specs.
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Well to be fair saying your daughter is prettier than YOUR ACTUAL GODDESS was pretty damn boastful. You should be grateful she gave you 30 days to get your shit together

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Okay. I guess Perseus won that fight with Calibos but they didn't show it? Or is the Tubi version just cut? Then right to a post-wedding shot I guess?? #monsterdon