#Monsterdon "For Charon. The fairy man." no i heard that wrong

no goodbyes, cya laterz

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Don't pay the ferry man until you get to the other side...

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The pace of this movie is so slow that it's lulling me to sleep.

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#Monsterdon I hardly know him. But I'll miss him when he's turned to stone.

Princess: ditched.

time to fuck (with) Medusa?

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I don't know what it is about sword and sandal fantasy that's never really done it for me. #monsterdon

Seriously, that owl just wrecks the movie's entire feel, lol.

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i mean, honestly, i'd rather be cooking some stew on a windy mountainside with Burgess Meredith than hanging out with Stone-Faced McEyeball Thief over there. #monsterdon

[OWL TOOTING] #monsterdon

Perseus invented the Irish goodbye #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon next movie for us could be Isle of the Dead…
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isle_of_the_Dead_(film)

So the trek to the sisters could’ve been avoided by an interview with the playwright. Idiot prince and his Humperdink pouty face. #monsterdon

@amyfou
Feels good when released from your mouth

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Andromeda's got Stockholm Syndrome or something #monsterdon

@Taweret I believe this. #monsterdon

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Oh Bubo. You silly owl.

Imagine if Perseus and Andromeda had any chemistry whatsoever #monsterdon

@apLundell exactly. he was talking about the pace of the movie. #monsterdon

I got some lipstick, you got some lipstick
I got some lipstick, you got some lipstick
I got some lipstick, you got some lipstick
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There's >40minutes left of this movie.
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<ELO - Turn To Stone> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGvlYRwAzAs #monsterdon

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Everyone enjoys saying 'Kracken' apparently

the general atmosphere is very MacBeth-ish.
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yeah guy we all know what medusa can do

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yeah yeah yeah we all know you've got a Substack, Ammon #monsterdon

Witch LIBELZ!!1!!eleven!1!! #Monsterdon

Bubo the buho! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh of course the Isle of the Dead. Not, maybe, Mikanos, or Lesbos, or Crete, you know, someplace nice…

the aisle of the dead

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the rat actors are so cute and relaxed even if they're piping in anxiety noises :blobfox3c:

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I just realized that Disney's Hercules took the shared eye thing from the Grey Sisters and used it for Fates.

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did the robot owl just break the 4th wall and wink at the audience?

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DBAD PERSEUS!
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#monsterdon There wasn't just one titan Zeus, you silly old fart! Medusa is a Titan too. Just have more prunes and hit that can again ya old fart.

HAH! I forgot about the man drowning in the oatmeal caldron.
Well I forgot alot alot of this movie I saw alot as a kid but haven't seen in probably 30 years.
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@Ayyyydrew Whose eye is it even anyway? Like it must belong to one of them specifically, right? The other two just borrow/take it.

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Wait, third weird sister is scots?

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Athena is right to not want to part from her owl. Such a cute owl. Perseus lost the helmet and does not deserve a cute owl. #monsterdon

"Perhaps one way. Guns. Lots of guns."

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place the eye in escrow #monsterdon

I feel like some soup.

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You have to say “the Kraken” with a Scottish accent.

It’s the law.

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Oh, Exposition Guy is named Thallo. I never remember because all he does is deliver exposition. #Monsterdon

Go for the eyes, Boo! ...bo. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

and now he's stealing eyeballs-- eyeball from three old ladies. what if this guy fell off this mountain? #monsterdon

"I am Perseus, Tormentor of Old Ladies!" #monsterdon

Unfair for him to capitalize on their ineptitude #monsterdon

Don’t send Bubo into danger! #Monsterdon

my eye! I can't see anything without my eye!

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"never fear, your eye is near!" #monsterdon

How that clockwork owl wasn't made into a children's toy is beyond me. I certainly would yave begged for one.

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hanging up my laundry in the other room and hearing r2d2 noises from the tv...the robot sidekick prophecies have come true!

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#Monsterdon ok this eye juggling is great

Ah yes, the Three Fates from Macbeth

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s o u p
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Plenty of female-identifying named characters speaking to one another about sundry topics in this film, I'm happy to note #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I thought the witches were funny as hell as a kid. Now I just feel sorry for them.

How careless do they have to be to lose all their eyes but one between the three of them anyway?

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nice that he gets an entourage of Guys to Help Out with the Rock Climbing.

(guess they should be wearing red shirts)

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oh my god, did the Disney Fates come directly from this movie? i love them. #monsterdon

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I think I saw Harry's underpants

THE WITCHES WANT BOYS. #monsterdon

Quick salt the pot!

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Three blind mice earworm.

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Owltoo Deetoo #monsterdon

A young man, not plump but well made...

Hung like a pegasus. And likes it bareback. #Monsterdon

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Harry's looks like maybe Fresian? Andromeda's and the others look like they could have some Arabian

SAD HOOTING

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I'm getting some Gargoyles from 1972 vibes.

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ugh, if only the owl didn't sound like An Owl: Star Wars Edition i would like it a lot more. #monsterdon

@arisummerland if I get one I will let you owl-sit it. #Monsterdon

That was some Ariana Grande-Cynthia Erivo-grade hand shit. #monsterdon

oh nooo, why'd they have to leave Andromeda behind

They could have sent her up first and then maybe Perseus would be looking the right direction this whole time

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@gnomon don't be silly of course birds are real.

But *owls* specifically?

Yeah. Owls are pretty friggen unreal.

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Oh wow doe the stupid mechanical owl take one out of the movie... Like whatever suspension of disbelief there might have been is just shot through the heart...

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Oh no Joel! Rock Climbing! #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

The owl animation team is being shown up badly by team Pegasus, imo

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So wait, does this make Burgess Meredith C3PO? #Monsterdon

The shield *finally* gets a little screen time. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

I am here trying to imagine the many ways this robo-owl came to be part of the storyline

"We need a comedic sidekick!"
"My friend here has a hobby of making robotic animals, what if we made a robotic owl?'
"I made a robotic owl for another movie that didn't land, what if we reused it here?"

Anyway, I love it.

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@jivens I see. I guess it is a little more plausible that in this version of Perseus's story he knows why she's on the rock. As I recall, in the myth he just sort of finds her.

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@littlemiao Close enough https://www.agofstore.com/vendita/de/architectmade/350029-bubo-dekoratives-objekt-architectmade.html #monsterdon

@starkraving666 oh, I didn't see it IN school - just at that age. My parents were divorced, and one was very strict, so the other would let me watch just about anything. #Monsterdon #GenX

#Monsterdon okay, I love this movie but…

🎶 THIS IS THE MOVIE THAT NEVER ENDS
🎶 IT JUST GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS!

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Andromeda's little palomino horsie is *swoon*

Perseus seeks the paths of the dead #monsterdon

Wait, where did the shield just come from???

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Fun Bird Fact: Owls are actually not very smart, as birds go.

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The nipple re-emerges in the harsh desert environs where it doubles as a dowsing rod and points in the direction of fresh running water. #monsterdon

@ramsey @blogdiva Okay, a postcursor #monsterdon

that's a...silo!

yeah, A SILO

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The Burgess Meredith quotient of this movie is way higher than expected.

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@JoeWynne i have been noticing that with a lot of stuff we've watched recently. widely understood as a Star Wars ripoff, but everybody involved denies it. come on, it was because of Star Wars wasn't it? #Monsterdon

Ah, the Washington Monument marks the spot

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I love that little mechanical bird. My grandparents had a little metal bronze bank that was owl shaped. When I would visit them I'd pet that little Bubo idol.
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now it's time to pick up The Glaive(TM)

oh wait, wrong movie

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Oh shoot! A cameo by the Washington Monument! #Monsterdon

I mean, Tytock was right there. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

@log ... and #SplendaDaddy thinks he needs a little botox. #monsterdon