Exposition guard, useful as always with Chyron's obol! #monsterdon

no goodbyes, cya laterz

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#Monsterdon "For Charon. The fairy man." no i heard that wrong

Don't pay the ferry man until you get to the other side...

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The pace of this movie is so slow that it's lulling me to sleep.

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#Monsterdon I hardly know him. But I'll miss him when he's turned to stone.

Princess: ditched.

time to fuck (with) Medusa?

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I don't know what it is about sword and sandal fantasy that's never really done it for me. #monsterdon

Seriously, that owl just wrecks the movie's entire feel, lol.

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i mean, honestly, i'd rather be cooking some stew on a windy mountainside with Burgess Meredith than hanging out with Stone-Faced McEyeball Thief over there. #monsterdon

[OWL TOOTING] #monsterdon

Perseus invented the Irish goodbye #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon next movie for us could be Isle of the Dead…
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isle_of_the_Dead_(film)

So the trek to the sisters could’ve been avoided by an interview with the playwright. Idiot prince and his Humperdink pouty face. #monsterdon

@amyfou
Feels good when released from your mouth

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Andromeda's got Stockholm Syndrome or something #monsterdon

@Taweret I believe this. #monsterdon

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Oh Bubo. You silly owl.

Imagine if Perseus and Andromeda had any chemistry whatsoever #monsterdon

Time to go visit my homie Medusa and get stoned

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@apLundell exactly. he was talking about the pace of the movie. #monsterdon

I got some lipstick, you got some lipstick
I got some lipstick, you got some lipstick
I got some lipstick, you got some lipstick
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There's >40minutes left of this movie.
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<ELO - Turn To Stone> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGvlYRwAzAs #monsterdon

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Everyone enjoys saying 'Kracken' apparently

the general atmosphere is very MacBeth-ish.
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yeah guy we all know what medusa can do

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The Graea are fairly Scottish sounding for ancient Greece. #Monsterdon

yeah yeah yeah we all know you've got a Substack, Ammon #monsterdon

Witch LIBELZ!!1!!eleven!1!! #Monsterdon

I hate Greek gods

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Bubo the buho! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh of course the Isle of the Dead. Not, maybe, Mikanos, or Lesbos, or Crete, you know, someplace nice…

the rat actors are so cute and relaxed even if they're piping in anxiety noises :blobfox3c:

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the aisle of the dead

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I just realized that Disney's Hercules took the shared eye thing from the Grey Sisters and used it for Fates.

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did the robot owl just break the 4th wall and wink at the audience?

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DBAD PERSEUS!
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Oh wow, Andromeda gets agency!

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#monsterdon There wasn't just one titan Zeus, you silly old fart! Medusa is a Titan too. Just have more prunes and hit that can again ya old fart.

HAH! I forgot about the man drowning in the oatmeal caldron.
Well I forgot alot alot of this movie I saw alot as a kid but haven't seen in probably 30 years.
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@Ayyyydrew Whose eye is it even anyway? Like it must belong to one of them specifically, right? The other two just borrow/take it.

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#monsterdon You're asking these ladies for advice that could kill you if it's wrong.
Maybe try to make friends with them, not make them hate you.

Wait, third weird sister is scots?

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Athena is right to not want to part from her owl. Such a cute owl. Perseus lost the helmet and does not deserve a cute owl. #monsterdon

"Perhaps one way. Guns. Lots of guns."

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place the eye in escrow #monsterdon

I feel like some soup.

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You have to say “the Kraken” with a Scottish accent.

It’s the law.

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Oh, Exposition Guy is named Thallo. I never remember because all he does is deliver exposition. #Monsterdon

Go for the eyes, Boo! ...bo. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

and now he's stealing eyeballs-- eyeball from three old ladies. what if this guy fell off this mountain? #monsterdon

"I am Perseus, Tormentor of Old Ladies!" #monsterdon

Unfair for him to capitalize on their ineptitude #monsterdon

Don’t send Bubo into danger! #Monsterdon

my eye! I can't see anything without my eye!

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"never fear, your eye is near!" #monsterdon

How that clockwork owl wasn't made into a children's toy is beyond me. I certainly would yave begged for one.

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hanging up my laundry in the other room and hearing r2d2 noises from the tv...the robot sidekick prophecies have come true!

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#Monsterdon ok this eye juggling is great

Ah yes, the Three Fates from Macbeth

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#monsterdon The chorizo can sometimes come back on you. Watch out... this mole will knock your socks off!

s o u p
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Plenty of female-identifying named characters speaking to one another about sundry topics in this film, I'm happy to note #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I thought the witches were funny as hell as a kid. Now I just feel sorry for them.

How careless do they have to be to lose all their eyes but one between the three of them anyway?

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nice that he gets an entourage of Guys to Help Out with the Rock Climbing.

(guess they should be wearing red shirts)

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oh my god, did the Disney Fates come directly from this movie? i love them. #monsterdon

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I think I saw Harry's underpants

THE WITCHES WANT BOYS. #monsterdon

Three blind mice earworm.

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Quick salt the pot!

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Owltoo Deetoo #monsterdon

A young man, not plump but well made...

Hung like a pegasus. And likes it bareback. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon You think the witches use this same route to go grocery shopping?

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Harry's looks like maybe Fresian? Andromeda's and the others look like they could have some Arabian

SAD HOOTING

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I'm getting some Gargoyles from 1972 vibes.

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ugh, if only the owl didn't sound like An Owl: Star Wars Edition i would like it a lot more. #monsterdon

That was some Ariana Grande-Cynthia Erivo-grade hand shit. #monsterdon

@arisummerland if I get one I will let you owl-sit it. #Monsterdon

oh nooo, why'd they have to leave Andromeda behind

They could have sent her up first and then maybe Perseus would be looking the right direction this whole time

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@gnomon don't be silly of course birds are real.

But *owls* specifically?

Yeah. Owls are pretty friggen unreal.

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Oh wow doe the stupid mechanical owl take one out of the movie... Like whatever suspension of disbelief there might have been is just shot through the heart...

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Oh no Joel! Rock Climbing! #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

The owl animation team is being shown up badly by team Pegasus, imo

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So wait, does this make Burgess Meredith C3PO? #Monsterdon

The shield *finally* gets a little screen time. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

I am here trying to imagine the many ways this robo-owl came to be part of the storyline

"We need a comedic sidekick!"
"My friend here has a hobby of making robotic animals, what if we made a robotic owl?'
"I made a robotic owl for another movie that didn't land, what if we reused it here?"

Anyway, I love it.

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@jivens I see. I guess it is a little more plausible that in this version of Perseus's story he knows why she's on the rock. As I recall, in the myth he just sort of finds her.

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@littlemiao Close enough https://www.agofstore.com/vendita/de/architectmade/350029-bubo-dekoratives-objekt-architectmade.html #monsterdon

@starkraving666 oh, I didn't see it IN school - just at that age. My parents were divorced, and one was very strict, so the other would let me watch just about anything. #Monsterdon #GenX

#Monsterdon okay, I love this movie but…

🎶 THIS IS THE MOVIE THAT NEVER ENDS
🎶 IT JUST GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS!

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Andromeda's little palomino horsie is *swoon*

If you think this looks cheesy and obvious on a computer screen, you should see it in 35 mm.....#monsterdon

Perseus seeks the paths of the dead #monsterdon

Wait, where did the shield just come from???

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Fun Bird Fact: Owls are actually not very smart, as birds go.

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The nipple re-emerges in the harsh desert environs where it doubles as a dowsing rod and points in the direction of fresh running water. #monsterdon

@ramsey @blogdiva Okay, a postcursor #monsterdon