#Monsterdon poor two headed doggy can't make up its mind.

NOOOO PUPPY #Monsterdon

Is... Is that Cerberus?

Why does it seem like just some generic dog that got zapped with the growth ray and a second head grew from the radiation?

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pupy

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@SRLevine I love the deep knowledge. This is the fediverse, where such thorough nerditry is not just tolerated, but celebrated! 😃
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Shouldn't the dog have three heads? A mythological two-headed dog was chosen because Ray Harryhausen believed three heads would be too much trouble.

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while you guys were fighting the two-headed dog... I studied the blade #monsterdon

Don't worry Perseus, that snake is native to South America so this is probably just a hologram

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Stop motion puppy! :blobaww: #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Cerberus has THREE heads you idiots!

Store-brand Cerberus

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Are those glowing muppet eyes blinking from the shadows?
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#monsterdon cerberos has 3 heads not 2

Biters!
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#Monsterdon Perseus' boys: *valiantly fighting a two-headed wolf*
Perseus: "weeeeh a snake's sitting on my sword"

They're over there playing with the puppy, Perseus is just interested in a snake. Maybe if he tries, he can ride it bareback like he did with the stallion.
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Shield bash or something you idiots

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@aburka @SnoopJ There must be some kind of gorgon-photon coupling though, otherwise everybody would turn to stone

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@CactuarJoe Makes sense why he's hanging out with the praetorian now. #Monsterdon

it's 2/3rds of Cerberus!

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Cerbie!!

is this a Kerberos?

DO YOU HAVE MY AUTHENTICATION TICKET?

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#monsterdon gmorgk?

You broke him... #monsterdon

Aww he just wants to play. Anyone got a beggin' strip? #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

it would be funny if Zeus tried another videochat on Perseus shield as he is trying to use it as a mirror
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Perseus you clod, you're not allowed to touch sculptures at the museum!

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Where's the third head? #monsterdon

PUPPERS

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Oh hey, Orthrus. Not who I was expecting. #Monsterdon

OK who's got the raw steak? Or at least a tennis ball?

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Perseus and Pippin.

Never take them anywhere.

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@diazona Most guys his age never look a woman in the eyes #monsterdon

Where are the statues of adventurers? Gotta know when to stop looking all around. #monsterdon

Also bring treats for Cerebrus

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PUPPY #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon courtyard full of stoners

Modern art! #monsterdon

Cerberus! Good boy! #monsterdon

Just a suggestion here, Perseus, but Andromeda has to stay untouched, and Medusa was literally cursed for being too sexy. Maybe shoulda brought baklava and mimosas? #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

TWICE THE PUPPER GETS TWICE THE PETTIN'S! #Monsterdon

I believe this section was all filmed in Ostia, just outside of Rome. Gorgeous place, go if you can.

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They should have hired John Cleese, Graham Chapman, and Terry Jones to play the Stygian witches.

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I wonder what the kitties are doing now.

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Death: Okay, but none of you better try and Melvin me, that's already been done, so I don't wear any underwear any more. So there. #Monsterdon #ClashoftheTitans1981

You'd think all of these buildings would have been NEW back then.

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Cerebus?
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glowing eyes!

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@wohali@timeloop.cafe It was super shiny from the start, surprisingly! The better to see Zeus's face shining in it.

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Spoiler warning, Perseus! #monsterdon

"Never look her in the face"

*they all stare into the distance*

um...

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oh, so now perseus is the medusa expert #monsterdon

Between the dirty warrior costumes and the skeleton this does look like a ferry to a Halloween party #monsterdon

I mean, that's the best Willy Wonka boatride I've seen yet. #monsterdon

Rosh Hashanah comes earlier every year

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Last stop, end of the line, everyone off now. Bye bye, thanks for coming. Mind the gap.

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I like how whatshisname only gave him fare for one way #monsterdon

after Percy Jackson, i now expect Rosario Dawson, at the other end of the river with her 3-heades dog, screaming ―in her most nuyorican accent―, at her hipster god husband of the underworld

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The SS Nisqually has been in service since 1962. Your WA State Ferry System paid for by your tax dollars.

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Medusa was once a priestess so beautiful one look from her would turn men to stone... Wait

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Doh!! I accidentally closed my browser! Where are we at? #monsterdon

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I'm getting some very Time Bandits "fortress of ultimate darkness" vibes here, and I dig it.

@kiana He's got an anime figure collection you would not *believe.* #Monsterdon

This scene is after the bridge of death, where they have to answer the questions three, right?

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Gittin' Bizy During Production
Harry Hamlin and Ursula Andress had a child soon after the movie.

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@SRLevine Classic man in the middle exploit #monsterdon

One does simply walk into the underworld

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#Monsterdon This is actually a much shorter movie than the director originally wanted. He had to cut 20 minutes of Harry Hamlin looking confused due to studio interference.

I can feel my attention slipping, but perhaps Medusa will make up for it

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If we can build Furbies, why has there never been a toy Bubo? I want one by Christmas!

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This scene was decidedly more funky in Zork: Grand Inquisitor. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Chyron, aka, "Cool Hand" Luke.

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@strangefour EEEEY, CHARON! I'm *WALKIN'* 'ere! #Monsterdon

@paco @SRLevine Same but at this point I might just be desensitized to it enough that I can turn off the part of my brain that cares about such things

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@ricci Worth a boost? #monsterdon

oh no, I've got to run an errand, but I made a holy vow to keep my shirt off til this movie ended... #monsterdon

#monsterdon That story of Medusa kind of glossing over a few details there 😞 (Clash of the Titans, 1981 version though I think the 2010 version doesn't do much better)

@CactuarJoe Yeah back in Jersey we had to cross the river of the dead to get to Philly.
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Ohhhh, it's Death from Hogfather!

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Clash of the Titans, more like, Clash of a Daimon and a Monster from Scandanavian Folklore

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@SRLevine If it's any consolation, I feel the same as soon as anyone starts "hacking" a "mainframe" in a film.

"Oh no! We will never guess his password!"
"Did you try 'Jeff'?"
"It worked! That's amazing, how did you know?"
"His name was Jeff Jefferson, and he was born on the 20th of Jeffuary, 19 Jeffty Jeff"

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#monsterdon Watch him forgot the coin.

Uber worked differently back then.

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Who knew the river Styx was just a couple days' ride from where they were! Exit 13 off of the NJ Turnpiek...

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@brooke More fun though

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🎶 domo arigato, mister boat-man-o 🎶

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Oof! Left at a perfectly nice campsite with an old theater man instead of Perseus's visible nipple. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Turns out Perseus was a band nerd #monsterdon

Perseus toots as he pleases #monsterdon

Nope. Just going to go on. It's fine. Should be fine.

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#monsterdon The river Styx. I live next to a similar river, Kalamazoo River. Except it isn't poisoned by the dead, paper plants. PFAS. Everywhere. Splooshing out of manhole covers. Gushey…

Taxi!
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toot!
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shit there he goes tootin'

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OK, Medusa was seduced by one god, then cursed by a jealous second, and now going to lose her head for some hair-brained scheme.

Not at all disturbing.

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"Another gift from the gods! "(Though they seem to be getting stranger in their giving...)

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@blogdiva

Not watching, but I've seen it recently. And many times before. One of my favs from way back!

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