Come on giant vulture, fuck that annoying owl up. I believe in you #monsterdon

If you’re a dude and there are suddenly three different claymation monsters in the room, with three different agendas, get your ass out of there. #monsterdon

R2 D Owl.
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon BIRD FIGHT

We had a giant buzzard, but now a clockworld owl scares all of us!

😕 😂

#monsterdon

I missed how poor Bubo ended up in the water. The important thing is that he’s none the worse for wear. #Monsterdon

So why does the mechanical owl breath? It was coughing up a storm there after it finished not-drowning.

#Monsterdon

Calibos isn't around, man, you don't have to sharpen your sword on your own time. Be a comrade

#Monsterdon

"Hello my wet friend"

I bet you say that to all the ladies #Monsterdon

When a demi-god comes around
You must whip him
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon robot owl sidekick, you're our only hope!

Wow, this Owl is like IP68?
#monsterdon

"Dude, I am rusting like a mamma jamma in here."

#Monsterdon

Okay, cool, what does Calibos's blood turn into? Nothing? Aw man, he should've been cursed for temple sexytimes instead of just being a dick to horses. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

@diazona @apLundell This dude could not possibly be more careless with the super important epic magical artifacts gifted by the gods.

Anyone else would treasure them. He just carelessly tosses them around or straight up forgets them.

#Monsterdon

@nazokiyoubinbou The derp lost the helmet in the swamp, then got the owl as a replacement. #monsterdon

oh, the robot owl survived

uh, g-good… so glad about that.

#Monsterdon

YAYYYY Bubo

#monsterdon

YES!
#monsterdon

Just give me a 25 minute supercut of the stop motion choreography. We lost the closest thing to a sympathetic character. Poor Thalo or what’s his name. #monsterdon

The gorgon is super rad. This movie would be a lot more entertaining with just monster fights super cut, less dialog, none of the interstitial traveling stuff. #monsterdon

why is BooBoo coughing? Does it breathe? #monsterdon

R2-Bubo! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Aw, man, I missed the chance to say that Bob Ross Hoplite got forked… I was too busy admiring the scorpions.

@msh Man needs a tactical vest #monsterdon

@nazokiyoubinbou @apLundell I thought it was a different sword

I mean, I dunno why the first sword he was able to access was *not* the magic god-powered one

#Monsterdon

The Stygian Witches should probably also mentioned that Medusa is a masterful archer.

Must have slipped their mind!

#Monsterdon

@catzilla She can eat processed food #monsterdon

Live by the sword...

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

thallo? tgoodbye #monsterdon

Tom Green?
#Monsterdon

Probably delicious with a garlic butter sauce.

#Monsterdon

I do not want to watch a dog get attacked right now.

#Monsterdon

Hmm, should've let the actor do the death in a tight shot #Monsterdon

@apLundell It was a bit hard to see, but I think he was fighting them with a spear instead of his sword?

Or was that someone else? I can't keep up!

#Monsterdon

the thanks he gets for not killing you? #monsterdon

I'm gonna kick ur ass #monsterdon

#Monsterdon ⚔️⚡🔱🗿🛡️😱

I think they got a 'whip' and a 'lasso' confused with each other

Early warning owl can serve as a smoke and scorpion alarm.
#Monsterdon #ClashoftheTitans

Calibos is came back the very next day. We thought he was gone from the story, but he refuses to go away.
#Monsterdon #ClashoftheTitans

In the gut!
#Monsterdon

okay but the scorpions are great #Monsterdon

Awwww.. bye Sargent Exposition. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

#monsterdon Whee, RadScorpions! #ClashOfTheTitans1981

You know what I like about Day-For-Night? It generally leaves things well lit enough that you can tell what is going on. Something I find a lot of movies don't do...

#Monsterdon

"perseus!! here's your damn sword again!!! stop losing it!" #monsterdon

@nev@status.nevillepark.ca Synthesis: appreciating women who unnerve you.

Hey, gotta keep that female hivemind going

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans1981

aw, poor lucas exposition!

#monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Ok but in my version he gives her some cute cat-eye sunglasses, Andromeda, Ammon and that guy who’s holding the owl enthusiastically join their polycule, the witches share a great recipe for Kraken, and they all live happily ever after #Monsterdon

I have similar reaction to Calabos' when my alarm goes off.

#Monsterdon

Nooooo, not exposition guy! #monsterdon

Did he seriously not even keep the sword the gods gave him by his side while he slept in hostile territory?

The shield is melted and I think he forgot to bring the helmet since he hasn't used it in like 20 days or something.

Is this dude really a "hero"?

#Monsterdon

Why would you follow such an intense, genuinely convincing effects scene immediately with this goofy bullshit #monsterdon

at this juncture I'd like to mention that there's a Middle Eastern/North African scorpion genus called Androctonus, which means "man-killer" in Greek. Isn't that fucking badass

#Monsterdon

Calibos was dealt a really bad hand. I can’t really blame him.

#Monsterdon

You know what would really come in handy when faced with giant magical scorpions? A magical shield. Or at least a helmet of invisibility. Whoops!!

#Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow that's why you gotta ask really specific when you ask the questions

#monsterdon

So many great monsters in tonight's #Monsterdon. #ClashOfTheTitans

Okay so now they're borrowing from the story of Orion

#Monsterdon

@SnoopJ foley artist understood the assignment

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon ⚔️⚡🔱🗿🛡️😱

Scorpies!

"We gotta pad the movie, what we got?"

"Scorpion blood?"

"Sure, why not, that'll work."

#monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

The dreaded reverb scorpions!

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

No one can say there was a lack of monsters in this film. #monsterdon #clashofthetitans

#Monsterdon

They could have just used scorpions to film this scene.

@brooke yeeesss I love skeletons

#monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Was that a big bag of ketchup hanging from a tree?

And how did ketchup turn into giant scorpions?

#monsterdon

uh the fuck is going on?
#monsterdon

OY LAY OFF THE OWL D:< #Monsterdon

Mubo seriously has had enough of this BS.

#monsterdon #clashofthetitans

Get whipped Bubo, you dumbass!

#Monsterdon

the duality of woman

#Monsterdon

Wait, the blood was poisonous, nobody mentioned scorpions #monsterdon

Remaining soldier: Sir, I can erect a tent for shelter
Perseus: "Erect?" What are you gay?

#monsterdon

Wait weren't the gods talking about infidelity way back in the beginning? If so I might have bingo

#Monsterdon

Medusa's blood is turning into giant scorpions?! Very cool.
#Monsterdon

The blood looks like liquid acrylic paint #monsterdon

#Monsterdon SCORPIONS!!!!

#Monsterdon or was that scorpions

Medusa head is leaking marinara sauce all over the place #Monsterdon

To who is he showing medusa's head?
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh here come the skeletons!

Buhbye, shield. You would have been too useful in this next scene. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

how tf they sleeping through this wind
#monsterdon

@hollie It would be a refreshing take to have Perseus traipsing around with her torso afterwards #monsterdon

@jmelesky I think Charon might already be petrified #monsterdon

Dude, now he has to walk around with that shit. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon according to a story Harry Hamlin told on his cooking show, the shot where he holds up the Medusa head wasn't originally planned to be in the film because the production thought it would be too violent for the rating they were going for

but they shot it at the end of the day for funsies and loved it so much they used it and it was fine i guess

That mech owl is gonna get ratched in the rain

#Monsterdon

Not easy to sound an animal horn so nicely on his first try.

#Monsterdon

Is this, like, a #TheGorgon1964 prequel?

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Might want to hang on to that shield bro

Y'know, the one that a god specifically told you to take care of

#Monsterdon

He's got a sack full 'o skull #Monsterdon

the reason the moon is a big dead rock today is because Perseus showed Medusa's head to it, it used to be green and fertile

#monsterdon

Pers no longer has the biggest perm in this movie.

#Monsterdon

@bunnyhero So it'd be safe if the AR covers up Medusa's head with an artificial rendering of Medusa's head, but not if it just lets the image of the head through...? Interesting

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon ⚔️⚡🔱🗿🛡️😱

dangit

Blooood! Or blood-like sludge? 🤢 #Monsterdon

Ray Harryhausen outdoing himself on Medusa

#monsterdon