Kiddo is going to be sad to miss the cute two headed dog. #monsterdon

and yes, to whoever asked, rattlesnakes are only found in the Americas. However I've gotten better about turning the biogeography part of my brain off during M'don since a Dracula movie where opossums, armadillos, and Jerusalem crickets appeared in Dracula's castle in quick succession

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Heads UP! #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Real "When are they getting to the fireworks factory" hours with this shield. #monsterdon

Do they even have rattlesnakes in Greece? #monsterdon

Gah! #monsterdon

#monsterdon Random Harpsichordist is immune from the green dehydration magic, apparently. Along with the #SuddenStringSection which has appeared.

Dude, you threw away your shield. How can you even see anything now?

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Where’s Peter Cushing when you need him?!
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That's not how you get a girl to give you head, dude!

Ask first! #ConsentIsQueen #Monsterdon

I love that Medusa uses a ranged weapon. He petrifying stare is great at short to medium range, but arrows cover that long range and makes people look around to find out where the arrows are coming from, thus staring right at her. Great strategy.
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I know Harryhausen thought other films were his favourite, I still think this is his crowning achivement. So many different stop motion animated bits, all done effectively, all being fun (even if you thought Bubo didn't belong, you can't deny stop-motion makes sense for a clockwork owl.)

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So the shield designs are chicken, flying pig, and jazz hands… horse?? #Monsterdon

almost half an hour of this left, how much of it is in this very room?

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"Use the shield to reflect"

*Throws shield so it will get shot. Now doesn't have the shield.*

Seriously, this is not the smartest protagonist even in Greek action films...

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thinkin' I'll fire up "Titan Quest" (again) in the near future

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Imagine accidentally adding Medusa to a zoom call.

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Oh no! Not the doggo! Save the pets!

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Let the force guide you, Perseus. #Monsterdon

Ammon? Is that you in the vents? #Monsterdon

i'm glad they had the flashback voice, because otherwise i would have assumed it was all the other times the shield saves his life, ya know, by being a shield. #monsterdon

#monsterdon It's... magnetic? To stone? ORLY.

#monsterdon The Medusa scene is awesome. No notes.

@CactuarJoe Snoobie doobie doos, where are youse?

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Here me out...
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@Louisa it's lonely and there's lots of creepy crawlies, i'd keep the lights on too

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Medusa looks fantastic actually

Superbly animated!

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Shut up obi-wan! #monsterdon

In reality, the gods made Medusa so hot that all the men who looked at her got permanent rock-hard boners. But then something was lost in translation.

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Hahahaha Medusa and the boys gettin' stoned #Monsterdon

Medusa has a TAIL. Awesome.

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stoned!

This stop motion is almost as gorgeous as the Gorgon

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She keeps a lot of braziers burning, for a woman living alone

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This movie and Krull are very very similar with this having better effects, a marginally more comprehensible plot but Krull at least was a bit more snappy. #monsterdon

Why is Obi-wan speaking to Perseus?

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One of the all-time great himbo moves, distracted by own reflection. #monsterdon

Oh, baby, love me those stop-motion sneks. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Bad two headed doggy!

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@amyfou I know, she gets a bad rap but what would you do in her place? #monsterdon

Everytime I hear Medusa's arrow, I hear,

'Message for you sir" - Brave Manservant Concord in Holy Grail

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@nev all these centuries and she still hasn't learned to slither without using her hands, tho?

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snek eyes

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so it's NOT just a look, she has to activate the Green Eyes to stone people #monsterdon

Perseus’s comrades misread the memo and are wearing their red *skirts*, but the outcome is the same #Monsterdon

Was not prepared for slapstick Medusa :D #Monsterdon

Imagine living in a big building with the petrified corpses of all your victims. 😬

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And to think that guy would have been okay if he hadn't felt compelled to look

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U HIDIN': BAD

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dumbass, serves him right. #monsterdon

Blue Velvet, 'Don't look at me!' Dennis Hopper
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Crossbow bolt to the spine! Yikes. I would very much enjoy if Medusa takes them all out like Legolas, no petrification needed. #Monsterdon

the VFX are cool and yet somehow this is still very boring

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Oh is this finally explaining to me why medusas are archer troops in the Heroes of Might in Magic games? #monsterdon

The pool of acid, is this where they got the idea for The Young Sherlock Holmes? #monsterdon #clashofthetitans

Nice of Medusa to have one of the redtunics killed at just the right time to prompt Perseus to hide behind a pillar

When she so easily could have just stepped out and fried them all

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She *is* pretty creepy #monsterdon

Oh no she's hot

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"...mermaids are cool, they said"

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The whole party deserves to get stoned at this rate. #monsterdon

Right in the milk! #monsterdon

IF this were a video game, I'd 🎲 1 million times at this part. #monsterdon

...did Medusa have an acid pool lying around?

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ok, acid pool. check

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I don't think I can forgive Perseus for that. He killed a doggy who was already down. I hope Medusa makes a coffee mug out of his face.

Why did the water boil when the soldier fell in?

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Why are you looking *over* your shield. Why are you looking anywhere but your shield #monsterdon

medusa implies the existence of largusa and smallusa

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her hair is not nappy, it’s snappy

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Does the dog...
Yes. And it counts as twice technically.
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Oh, jeez, the sound effect of Medusa’s rattle haunted my dreams as a child. #monsterdon

#monsterdon THAT IS NOT HOW THIS WORKS!

The Reflection! Use the Reflection!

@amyfou I think some people think all snakes sound that way #monsterdon

Two headed dog dead. :(

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I don't think covering everything BUT your eyes is going to help here...

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@ricci@discuss.systems They got a group discount from Charon

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i remember this section vividly from when i was young

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dude if you hold up the shield but still look over it it doesn't work

it's like wearing a mask only over your mouth #monsterdon

Cerberus was merely the most famous guardian hound of Hades. I think Echidna and Typhon had several more, with fewer heads. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Say what you want about Charon, he clearly enjoys his work - look at that smile! #Monsterdon

Oh no :blobastonished: poor puppy :blobcry: #DoesTheTwoHeadedDogDie #Monsterdon

That's Temu Cerberus, right? One head missing #monsterdon #clashofthetitans

Am I wrong, or was that a boa?

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Boooooo #monsterdon

Did the guards not have to pay the boat fare? Or do non-protagonists ride for free because they're definitely about to die in the next few minutes?

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"Mommy can we have Cerberus"

"We have Cerberus at home dear"

Cerberus at home:

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So I think that snakaroo is a ball python but for some reason they've given him rattlesnake sounds

Well she'll stone you when you're walkin' on the street,

She'll stone you when you're tryin' to keep your seat,

She'll stone you when you're walkin' on the floor,

She'll stone you when you walk in through the door.

But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned!

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#Monsterdon noooooo!

RIP heckin good doggo :(

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Great.

You've killed Medusa's dog.

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The real Cerberus would have been ten times tougher than this #monsterdon

It's hard even to see a monstrous two-headed dog die in a movie #Monsterdon

First rule of script writing: have your hero kill a dog to get the audience on their side

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F

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Stop-motion Cerberus!! Wait. This dog has two heads. Is that not Cerberus? And he's sure got a waggy happy tail for a killer.

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The dog is just guarding it's home! #monsterdon Savages!!

Perceus' sword was nearly stolen by the clump of hair pulled out of Medusa's shower drain. #Monsterdon

F :blobfoxcry2:

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And he slew a dog
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