Kraken breath, deadly to man, beast, and robots!

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How many hams would the Kraken crack if the Kraken could crack hams?

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Buuuuubooooooo Jenkins! #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Why are people running and screaming? Did they not understand what we were doing out here?

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This Kraken has depressingly few tentacles. I've seen that hentai and would gladly see it again, but this is not as fun. #Monsterdon

Bubo, noooo! #Monsterdon

Ricola? Clearly this is the Horn of Helm Hammerhand! Let this be the hour when we draw swords together! #Monsterdon #LotR #TheTwoTowers

[flatly] oh noooo not the owl

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@Louisa It’s quite a common form of sacrifice, apparently.

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again, they could have just filmed this sequence with a real Kraken.

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“Hello my wet friend” - things Andromeda doesn’t want to hear from Perseus #Monsterdon

The Kraken has the same fish-ape look as that early Harryhausen monster we saw in the black and white movie I don't remember the name of

Anyway it's great

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Team Kraken! These people and gods are all jerks! #monsterdon

WEWEASE THUH KWACKEN

(maybe somebody should tell A. **not** to watch the battle,...)

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Subtitles: [SCREAMING]

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Jesus, team, if you're gonna run away as soon as the star of the show shows his face, why'd you even come _out_ for this thing?!

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#Monsterdon fuck, is Aurora on Valium?

( I can't be sure, but somewhere even the youngster Jennifer Aniston might just giggle at that. )

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Bubo like I'LL TAKE HIM I GOT THIS #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I'm willing to hadwave a lot, but Ancient Greek didgeridoos are a bit much.

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Alpenhorns?

@SRLevine @apLundell We didn't have numbers on it, just a single line for where the vacuum should be unless something was going wrong. Our in-house glassblower made them.

I never got all the fear around Hg. Yeah, it will give you brain damage, but mostly as a chronic thing. My Mom played with it as a toy when she was a kid. Way more scared of Thalium, KCN, things that I might get on me that OPPS, just dead now..... Or months and months in rehab.

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GODZILL..... ah, it's just this guy again. Oh well.

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The combat with Medusa was well done.

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@blue Dry for wet. Day for night. Just one big ol' cinematographic fantasy out here. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

GOJIRA! #Monsterdon

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Pretty good turn out today to watch a princess get eaten by a monster.

That always draws a good crowd.

It's Kraken time!
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Ricola! #monsterdon

Of course the ancient Greeks knew about didgeridoos, why do you ask? #monsterdon

i'm quite certain i've seen _multiple_ space douches wearing that same cloth

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Grecian Vuvuzela

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Poseiden just gets to hang out in the water, all day and look floaty.

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All this times has been building to this moment. Getting two titans together. and then clash! this is what you paid your $4 for!

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biiiiiiiig tooooooots
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dress made from leftover star trek fabrics

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Gonna pick up my gal Medusa and head over to the Kraken's place and we all gonna get stoned

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here on our prepared Maiden Rock. #monsterdon

love how they just have this really specific rock for doing the sacrifices on

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Ricolaaaaaaaaa

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Riiicola!

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Digeridoos! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon RI-CO-LAAAAA

So they just had the rock manacles ready to go :thaenkin:

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Thallo: “Use my body to make candles” #Monsterdon

@_L1vY_ But it sounds like he doesn't want to #monsterdon

*sigh* "Release the kraken."
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Tri-Star keeps trying to take over the main feature

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oh are we gonna do one of those "ending where we began" things?

nah, there's too much runtime left. #monsterdon

everybody in town comes out for the big sacrifice, i mean, the whole place is just batty for it

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@ranjit No enrichment. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

What is up with that Zeus underwater effect? It looks like they have a cardboard cutout that they're moving behind an aquarium

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#Monsterdon KRAKEN KRAKEN KRAKEN

I guess she needed to bathe before she died.

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Look to the east.

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@funkula iirc they would show us a battered vhs copy taped off tv so all that stuff would be pre-cut out #Monsterdon

That's cheating cheater.

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What, though, blame does the Kracken bear, for doing his Kracken things? It's the people and the gods, for their folly the Kracken must be vanquished.

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Wewease Wodewick! Oh wait that's Life of Brian. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

that doesn't seem like a humane enclosure for a kraken

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Thanks to @FunkyBob for pointing out that Cassiopeia is played by Sian Phillips, who also played the Reverend Mother in DUNE (1984)

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the Kraken is no match for... Marc Elias #monsterdon

"Eve of the longest day."
No, that's the day before #monsterdon shows #clashofthetitans

- Finds a passed-out Perseus
- Opens bag to see what he was carrying

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Zeus, you sly dog. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

man someone really needs to get Zeus a proper flat screen already

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You can see the handmaidens’ glances dissing the princess’s failure to stay peach-butted and perky-breasted. #monsterdon

#monsterdon I forgot about the gratuitous nudity.. maybe it was cut from TV because as a young boy, that is not something I would normally have forgotten..

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RELEASE THE KRAKEN

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Zeus be all "my boy, my beautiful boy" #monsterdon

The cramps are killing me #monsterdon

She must know no man but we all get very familiar with her it seems #boobies #bumcheeks #Monsterdon

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In this scene, I forgive this actress for all her crimes against acting.

@wrog apparently

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This scene was brought to you by the word "callipygous". #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Hey everyone! Look who's head I've got! Ooops!

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Oh no someone wrap a bandana around Pegasus' eyes so he doesn't get too scared of the fire

@brooke The filmmaker's barely-disguised fetish #monsterdon

That seemed like a rather anticlimactic battle between the owl and the vulture... like, I would have thought there'd be some fighting but everything just fell apart and went up in flames

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#monsterdon with the tasteful side boob

that sideboob reminds me we've listerally seen more mantitty nipple than boobies in this film, which is not really my expectation in these films

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Ah yes, the part where the teacher stood in front of the TV while showing us this movie #monsterdon

oh right yeah the girl 🥴

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And with the scorpions it’s clear that they don’t really need a plot. #Monsterdon

I think C3POwl should get to murder more people. #Monsterdon

~ 15 minutes left of this movie
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#Monsterdon another naked butt in this movie

Evening Vicar!

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more blue book covering of booba here

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Poor vulture. This has to be like when a mosquito flies by your ear. #Monsterdon

Obviously Caliborn never had the fire marshal in there. #Monsterdon

@nazokiyoubinbou @apLundell yeah seriously, it doesn't make any sense

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look i'm really happy bubo is having his moment but does it have to be this long?

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so there I was, chilling with my giant vulture after kidnapping a flying horse from the gods, when a robot owl comes and sets the whole place on fire! the fellas know what I'm talkin' about #monsterdon

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yes we need to find Pegasus immediately if not sooner

Admittedly if I were gonna try to fool anyone into thinking a clockwork robot bird was a real one it would be people from like 8000 B. C.

Also, if I were gonna make a robot bird de novo it would be a red-winged blackbird or a starling or something, they already sound like robots

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Bubo watch out! that vulture's gonna... wait til you die...?

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C'mon, Owl-2, pull out his tailfeathers like a real bird

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