GOJIRA! #Monsterdon

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Pretty good turn out today to watch a princess get eaten by a monster.

That always draws a good crowd.

It's Kraken time!
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Ricola! #monsterdon

Of course the ancient Greeks knew about didgeridoos, why do you ask? #monsterdon

i'm quite certain i've seen _multiple_ space douches wearing that same cloth

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Grecian Vuvuzela

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Poseiden just gets to hang out in the water, all day and look floaty.

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All this times has been building to this moment. Getting two titans together. and then clash! this is what you paid your $4 for!

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biiiiiiiig tooooooots
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dress made from leftover star trek fabrics

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Gonna pick up my gal Medusa and head over to the Kraken's place and we all gonna get stoned

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here on our prepared Maiden Rock. #monsterdon

love how they just have this really specific rock for doing the sacrifices on

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Ricolaaaaaaaaa

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Riiicola!

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Digeridoos! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon RI-CO-LAAAAA

So they just had the rock manacles ready to go :thaenkin:

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Thallo: “Use my body to make candles” #Monsterdon

@_L1vY_ But it sounds like he doesn't want to #monsterdon

*sigh* "Release the kraken."
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Tri-Star keeps trying to take over the main feature

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oh are we gonna do one of those "ending where we began" things?

nah, there's too much runtime left. #monsterdon

everybody in town comes out for the big sacrifice, i mean, the whole place is just batty for it

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@ranjit No enrichment. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

What is up with that Zeus underwater effect? It looks like they have a cardboard cutout that they're moving behind an aquarium

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#Monsterdon KRAKEN KRAKEN KRAKEN

I guess she needed to bathe before she died.

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Look to the east.

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@funkula iirc they would show us a battered vhs copy taped off tv so all that stuff would be pre-cut out #Monsterdon

That's cheating cheater.

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What, though, blame does the Kracken bear, for doing his Kracken things? It's the people and the gods, for their folly the Kracken must be vanquished.

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Wewease Wodewick! Oh wait that's Life of Brian. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

that doesn't seem like a humane enclosure for a kraken

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Thanks to @FunkyBob for pointing out that Cassiopeia is played by Sian Phillips, who also played the Reverend Mother in DUNE (1984)

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Must be that the Kraken is here on some kind of exchange program #monsterdon

Side boob w/nipple and ass back full. #monsterdon

the Kraken is no match for... Marc Elias #monsterdon

"Eve of the longest day."
No, that's the day before #monsterdon shows #clashofthetitans

- Finds a passed-out Perseus
- Opens bag to see what he was carrying

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Zeus, you sly dog. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

man someone really needs to get Zeus a proper flat screen already

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You can see the handmaidens’ glances dissing the princess’s failure to stay peach-butted and perky-breasted. #monsterdon

#monsterdon I forgot about the gratuitous nudity.. maybe it was cut from TV because as a young boy, that is not something I would normally have forgotten..

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RELEASE THE KRAKEN

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Zeus be all "my boy, my beautiful boy" #monsterdon

The cramps are killing me #monsterdon

She must know no man but we all get very familiar with her it seems #boobies #bumcheeks #Monsterdon

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In this scene, I forgive this actress for all her crimes against acting.

@wrog apparently

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This scene was brought to you by the word "callipygous". #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Hey everyone! Look who's head I've got! Ooops!

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well look what the Kraken dragged in. #monsterdon

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Oh no someone wrap a bandana around Pegasus' eyes so he doesn't get too scared of the fire

@brooke The filmmaker's barely-disguised fetish #monsterdon

That seemed like a rather anticlimactic battle between the owl and the vulture... like, I would have thought there'd be some fighting but everything just fell apart and went up in flames

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#monsterdon with the tasteful side boob

that sideboob reminds me we've listerally seen more mantitty nipple than boobies in this film, which is not really my expectation in these films

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Ah yes, the part where the teacher stood in front of the TV while showing us this movie #monsterdon

oh right yeah the girl 🥴

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And with the scorpions it’s clear that they don’t really need a plot. #Monsterdon

I think C3POwl should get to murder more people. #Monsterdon

~ 15 minutes left of this movie
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Owl2D2 is drown proof. He can still fly.
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#Monsterdon another naked butt in this movie

Evening Vicar!

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Poor vulture. This has to be like when a mosquito flies by your ear. #Monsterdon

more blue book covering of booba here

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Obviously Caliborn never had the fire marshal in there. #Monsterdon

look i'm really happy bubo is having his moment but does it have to be this long?

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@nazokiyoubinbou @apLundell yeah seriously, it doesn't make any sense

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so there I was, chilling with my giant vulture after kidnapping a flying horse from the gods, when a robot owl comes and sets the whole place on fire! the fellas know what I'm talkin' about #monsterdon

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yes we need to find Pegasus immediately if not sooner

Admittedly if I were gonna try to fool anyone into thinking a clockwork robot bird was a real one it would be people from like 8000 B. C.

Also, if I were gonna make a robot bird de novo it would be a red-winged blackbird or a starling or something, they already sound like robots

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Bubo watch out! that vulture's gonna... wait til you die...?

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C'mon, Owl-2, pull out his tailfeathers like a real bird

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Come on giant vulture, fuck that annoying owl up. I believe in you #monsterdon

If you’re a dude and there are suddenly three different claymation monsters in the room, with three different agendas, get your ass out of there. #monsterdon

R2 D Owl.
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#Monsterdon BIRD FIGHT

We had a giant buzzard, but now a clockworld owl scares all of us!

😕 😂

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I missed how poor Bubo ended up in the water. The important thing is that he’s none the worse for wear. #Monsterdon

So why does the mechanical owl breath? It was coughing up a storm there after it finished not-drowning.

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Calibos isn't around, man, you don't have to sharpen your sword on your own time. Be a comrade

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"Hello my wet friend"

I bet you say that to all the ladies #Monsterdon

When a demi-god comes around
You must whip him
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#Monsterdon robot owl sidekick, you're our only hope!

Wow, this Owl is like IP68?
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"Dude, I am rusting like a mamma jamma in here."

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Okay, cool, what does Calibos's blood turn into? Nothing? Aw man, he should've been cursed for temple sexytimes instead of just being a dick to horses. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

@diazona @apLundell This dude could not possibly be more careless with the super important epic magical artifacts gifted by the gods.

Anyone else would treasure them. He just carelessly tosses them around or straight up forgets them.

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@nazokiyoubinbou The derp lost the helmet in the swamp, then got the owl as a replacement. #monsterdon

oh, the robot owl survived

uh, g-good… so glad about that.

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YAYYYY Bubo

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YES!
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Just give me a 25 minute supercut of the stop motion choreography. We lost the closest thing to a sympathetic character. Poor Thalo or what’s his name. #monsterdon

The gorgon is super rad. This movie would be a lot more entertaining with just monster fights super cut, less dialog, none of the interstitial traveling stuff. #monsterdon