"I will speak to them in dreams and omens" please don't... #monsterdon

Perseus is HOT wow #monsterdon

The gods enjoy a great TTRPG with miniatures.

#Monsterdon

@socketwench "A tail? Yes please!"

#monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

These Olympians are pretty fucking ableist.

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans1981

Don't set your waterskin on fire, Perseus

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

These gods have some issues

You'd think they would have just lost it at some point and smited everything

#Monsterdon

Okay, that shadow-morphing effect was a genuinely nice touch.

#Monsterdon

@jmelesky The original Republican.
#monsterdon #uspol

@trixter

The goddesses aren’t totally down with Zeus’s nepotism. #monsterdon

Please, this is Fedi. I know at least three people that would envy that.

#monsterdon #clashoftitans

#monsterdon OH he killed his horsies

Oooh, neat TF effects

#Monsterdon

Don't worry Hera. Large swaths of the internet would absolutely swipe right on that son.

#monsterdon #clashofthetitans1981

"He'll be shunned and forced to live as an outcast in the swamps and marshes!" god i wish that were me

#Monsterdon

Calibos. Nepo baby #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "I'm sending your son to live in the swamp with Shrek"

Wonder if Hera's chamber of tongues in Kaos was based on Zeus' action figure collection. #Monsterdon

Zeus is too OP.

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans1981

Zeus: "What did you see!?!?"

Guard: "I didn't see you playing with your dolls again, sir!'

Zeus: "Good! Keep it that way!"

#Monsterdon

Those would be Funko Pops today. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

You think he's ever wacked it to one of those figures? #monsterdon

Calibiiiii, Calibaaaaa, CalaboooooOOOOOOOS

#monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

I see Perseus has the same stylist as Space Prince David Hasselhoff

#monsterdon

@Bluedepth Probably the same reason cats don't run away

#Monsterdon

Flooded cities, marine monsters, breastfeeding, this movie's got everything

#monsterdon

zeus also could have just told the king like "i am zeus, and i think it is bad for you to kill your daughter, and if you do it then you will be in trouble" before he did it idk dude snoozed off in his intertemporal relations class when they covered proportionality and deterrence #monsterdon

Oh this is a NUDE beach

#monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Look at him go! #monsterdon

#monsterdon It's not what you thought it was. It's a nudist resort! Golden Showers! Horses! Young Boys in Loincloths. ooops, we found some clothes after all.

I was not expecting nudity like that

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

There let them live safe

And nekkid

#Monsterdon

Confession: I often say "Release the kraken" with this look of expectancy. But nothing happens...

Like when Frump was elected again, I called on Jesus, the Kraken, Gojira, somebody! #monsterdon

Why didn't the Kraken come forth for me!?

oooh tittties, and ASS!

that was unexpected!

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Zeus, when you play chess it is not necessary to destroy the chess pieces.

They made sense on the yeti but why does the kraken have nipples?

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Argos is kaput.

Soooo…the kraken is on-loan from the Æsir?

#monsterdon

That one guy getting crunched reminds me of the story about a greek hero who's life would last as long as a certain log would remain unburned.

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Oh my that is quite the short jerkin.

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans1981

#Monsterdon of course, genocide might not be the _best_ penalty for two murders

Yeah, I know what you mean, I never liked the tide pool at the water park either. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon The Kraken, I always thought he'd make for an interesting anatomical study, except, not any full frontal. Just well placed ocean. ;)

#Monsterdon ⚔️⚡🔱🗿🛡️😱

why are Roman soldiers guarding the gods?

"It's only a model." "Shhh!"

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans1981

This…is…SPARTA MONSTERDON!!!!

#Monsterdon

GODZIlll... oh just this guy. Well, he's cool too I _guess_...

#monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Honestly, these are neat destruction/flooding effects.

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

These sets are actually fabulous #Monsterdon

Missed #Monsterdon …and do I really want to stop watching Gillian Anderson in The Fall. Nope. ✌️

okay, like 9 minutes to kaiju, good job!
#monsterdon

IS THAT THE THING FROM THE BLACK LAGOON?

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Someones having terrible Zeus-related Agita. Must be all those beans the king ate.

Fishman-Kraken

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

So is Zeus going to paint any of his figurines? Or just leave them that way?

#Monsterdon

Let loose my mother-in-law! Er, kraken! #monsterdon

i'm home earlier than i expected but i'll let my scheduled #monsterdon toots keep going

HOLD YOUR BREATH, LAWRENCE

WE GOT THE ALLIGATOR CAGES THIS TIME, NO WORRIES #Monsterdon

Oh this movie _begins_ with unleashing the kraken? I guess this will come to a rapid conclusion then, that kraken always gets the job done and is never ignominiously defeated despite its enormous advantages in combat and in sheer hulking size.

#monsterdon

Zeus is either being a creep or playing with his figurines. No in-between

#Monsterdon

And now that I've made my proclamations, I'm off to play with my action figures. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

@MatthewTitus88 lol yUP! i watched a lot of batman as a kid i guess! #monsterdon

HOLD ON! You mean we're really gonna release the Kraken today!? #monsterdon

Oh now you fucked up Argos. #monsterdon

We have Kraken sign! #Monsterdon

Meanwhile in Cloud City
#Monsterdon #ClashoftheTitans

#Monsterdon oh wow these gods think murder is bad

my kinda guys

LET LOOSE THE KRAKEN! #monsterdon #scheduledMonsterdon

@saucerlost #monsterdon He's the bouncer.

To be fair, the Greek Gods don't have a great track record on treating their offspring very well.

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

I put the movie on at 1.25 speed so hopefully I can catch up soon.
#Monsterdon

TAKE A SHOT

it doesn't have to be spicy
#releasethekraken

#monsterdon #clashofthetitans1981

Olympic God role call! #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

What about you bonking Danae, Zeus? #Monsterdon

Suddenly wanna go play Hades...

#monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Or to you, Hera. Or you, Aphrodite. Or you most of all, Scarecrow

#Monsterdon

Zeus going into exposition mode here. #Monsterdon

true confession: I eagerly volunteered to take my little brothers to see this film at the theatre because I had a secret crush on Harry Hamlin - that shaggy hair and short toga was really doin’ it for teenage me.
#Monsterdon
#ClashOfTheTitans

Toga party! #monsterdon

Hopefully it's after Labor Day, or Olympus is going to get a visit from the gods of style. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

oh damn, they got laser shows on Olympus

#Monsterdon

Zeus has lazer shoulders. #Monsterdon

whoa, trippy zoom background, Zeus #monsterdon

Very unconvincing fake acropolis

#monsterdon

Is there a heavy metal soundtrack version?

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

#monsterdon Almost can spot the Bifrost bypass…

Apparently the gods disagree on the sacrifice

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Waitaminute....THIS ISN"T A JOURNEY TO THE WEST!

#monsterdon #clashoftitans

#Monsterdon ⚔️⚡🔱🗿🛡️😱

Very impresses by the seagull portraying an ancient Greek seagull. Compelling performance!

lawrence olivier as Zeus. i believe it. #monsterdon

Some rather big names in this one!

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Cameraman, follow that seagull!
#Monsterdon

Oooh Dame Maggie Smith! Get hype! #Monsterdon

Argh Jellyfin (or perhaps the gods) are displeased with me #monsterdon

lovely scenery pron #monsterdon

Shot by a seagull who, in lieu of a GoPro, stole an entire cameraman.

#monsterdon #clashoftitans

Pander to me...
#Monsterdon

Soarin'! Over the Credits™︎

#Monsterdon

okay the landscape shots are DISORIENTING but pretty. #monsterdon