All he can think of is bbq now #monsterdon

roast suitor, my favourite #monsterdon #scheduledMonsterdon

Andromeda has a whole galaxy to herself so what does she really need a man for anyway

#Monsterdon

The loyal guard, Expositionous Maximus #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon i feel like he's an NPC giving Perseus the next story quest as he enters town

#monsterdon An incredibly helpful guard is rare..

Perceus is making the face I make when I want my boss to see I'm hard at work 😠 #Monsterdon

Chekov's fly-swatter

#monsterdon
#ClashOfTheTitans

I want to put that as a meme on my next syllabus. "The young! Why do they never listen? Why will they never learn?" :)

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

We're getting quite a lot of dull surprise from perseus #monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie so hot you could fry an egg on the sidewalk 🥚

(this is a dumb inside joke that will make no sense but I couldn't resist)

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon ⚔️⚡🔱🗿🛡️😱

pretty white mule, cute donkey keister

Cajun-blackened suitor #Monsterdon

@diazona “Hi. I’m an adventurer. You look trustworthy. Join my party.”

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@strangefour You don't say.
#monsterdon

"These are strange times, my friend."
*swats at strange times foreshadowing fly*

#Monsterdon 💥 #ClashOfTheTitans1981

#Monsterdon for a rando guard this guy sure talks a lot

Do these griffons? Winged Lions? Sphinxes? Count as mixed pantheons? They feel more Mesopotamian than Greek.

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

This guard is better spoken than Perseus.

#Monsterdon

These guard-types are awfully open to strangers, aren't they?

#monsterdon

Behold the wonders of the East! Crispy compositing around our statues…lepers…a Brazilian parrot…

#Monsterdon

WELCOME TO BURNING MAN #monsterdon

Yep, right to the nearest lady's boudoir, I'm sure. Teenaged demigod, inheriting all that god-horniness. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

not sure about the Assyrian Lammasu statue in Joppa #monsterdon

His constantly exposed nipple is bugging me

#monsterdon

A Llamasu! And one for you :D #Monsterdon

26 minutes of movie just to explain how Perseus got his kit.

By kit I mean gear.

By gear I don’t mean anything sexual.

#Monsterdon

I feel like having a Jaffa cake now. I've got a box right on the counter too #monsterdon

On the bright side, old man, you can use that sword to finally pry up that old stump on the corner of your yard.

#monsterdon #clashoftitans

@jonny to be fair maybe crappy Burger King toy helmets also make you invisible

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dumbass you have to keep track of THREE divine objects. 66% is an F in my class. #monsterdon

He puts the helmet on and his head just explodes. #monsterdon

so the GM is giving the PCs a bunch of magic items right off the bat, but it is because the module is too hard and was trying to rebalance #monsterdon

I wouldn't be gripping a blade that could cut through marble like that. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

LOVE a good invisible-guy-leaving-visible-footprints effect

#Monsterdon

You know, for anyone else just ONE of these magical artifacts would be sufficient to practically rule the world.

This dude needs three and you know he's still going to screw it up somehow.

#Monsterdon

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now if it were "this shield will get you laid..."

good we don't have to look at his goofy hair anymore

#monsterdon

“I’m invisible! Can’t you see that?”

“Well, no. Of course.”

#Monsterdon

invisibility helmet operates under the principle of "if you can't see them, they can't see you"

#monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

⏲️ 30-minute poll

Ursula Andress plays Aphrodite and gets main title billing. Which of the following best describes her part?

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@goinfawr The actor definitely read that in the brief.
#monsterdon

Uh, it's a shield, guarding your life is kinda its job

#Monsterdon

Shield-san's going to be staring at Perseus' forearm for most the time. #monsterdon

"...Perseus-Kenobi, you're our only hope"

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Chekov's shiny shield #monsterdon

oh god is it gonna backseat him the whole movie
#monsterdon

Ammon's toga box is full of cats. That is not how you store togas properly. #monsterdon

........GODSDAMMIT THEY PUT AI IN IT!

#monsterdon #clashoftitans

Pretty sure this is a side-quest you're gonna have to do to get out of the tutorial level. #monsterdon

SWORD AND MAGIC HELMET. #monsterdon

shield and magic HELMET

#monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

helm looks a bit crap

#monsterdon

Lot's of bling in this sword
#monsterdon

"Here lemme damage your sword by cutting some rock with it"

#Monsterdon

Fun fact: they didn't have stainless steel back then. Handling the blade with your bare hands was a big no no.

#Monsterdon

Now that's a knife! - Crocodile Dundee

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#Monsterdon if video games have taught me anything, it's that this sword with a mysterious spotlight on it is sure to come in handy

What's the plan here? Swing a sword around an abandoned theater until something happens?

#Monsterdon

reload my save game and now all the rare loot has repopulated #monsterdon

Cuttlefish loneliness epidemic

#monsterdon

fishsonas :eyes: #monsterdon #scheduledMonsterdon

Goddess groupchat is a win

#Monsterdon

Downton Abbey, original Athenian version #monsterdon

The origin story of the Cuttlefish of Cthulhu!

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

#monsterdon For I am Zeus! I need prunes and a trip to the can! Gotta drop a legendary into the bog…

heeee (a shark)

#monsterdon

Golden shower mentioned.
#Monsterdon #ClashoftheTitans

I'm gonna count the gods jabbering as narration for bingo purposes

#Monsterdon

"You sent him WHERE while half naked? You should have sent him fully naked! Also give him some cool weapons."
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#Monsterdon lootbox drop

digging clothes out of the tickle trunk (canadians will understand) #monsterdon #scheduledMonsterdon

This crazy cat dude brings me joy #Monsterdon

That'll do. Just don't cover up the chest too much. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Perseus begins his stabbing career now, right?

#Monsterdon

Don't mind the cat hair. #Monsterdon

MROWP

#monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

PANTS!!!!!!!

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Uh oh... Zeus angy! Looks like Thetis is gonna lose her head! #Monsterdon

Pretty sure I used to buy weed off this guy

#monsterdon

So many cats

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

#Monsterdon apparently it's caturday in ancient Greece. Or am I the only one who heard a cat?

Enough with your Gods and Fates! PUT THE CAT BACK ON!

#monsterdon #clashoftitans

they should shut up and let the cat speak. #monsterdon

The city of Jabba? Where are all the huts?

#Monsterdon

CAT!!!

#monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Cat spotted!

Wait, no, it wasn't spotted.

Cat tabbied!

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CAT!
#Monsterdon

we better go inside, out of the day-for-night air #monsterdon

MOON TRANSPORTATION SERVICES #monsterdon

@howler0502 In all honesty this probably happened many times

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The great city of Joppa… Alabama!

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@nev It's so bad I wasn't even sure at first that's what it was trying for.

#monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Calibos. Caliban? #Monsterdon

Who who, who who? I really wanna know-oh

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Uh oh... poor dude. #monsterdon

I love egregious day-for-night shooting. #Monsterdon

"Fuck it, no one thinks about my feelings or my progeny. Gnosis for everybody!"

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and I asked myself, "how did I get here?" #monsterdon

these gods are basically competing Dungeon Masters, huh? #monsterdon