I feel like having a Jaffa cake now. I've got a box right on the counter too #monsterdon

On the bright side, old man, you can use that sword to finally pry up that old stump on the corner of your yard.

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@jonny to be fair maybe crappy Burger King toy helmets also make you invisible

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dumbass you have to keep track of THREE divine objects. 66% is an F in my class. #monsterdon

He puts the helmet on and his head just explodes. #monsterdon

so the GM is giving the PCs a bunch of magic items right off the bat, but it is because the module is too hard and was trying to rebalance #monsterdon

LOVE a good invisible-guy-leaving-visible-footprints effect

#Monsterdon

You know, for anyone else just ONE of these magical artifacts would be sufficient to practically rule the world.

This dude needs three and you know he's still going to screw it up somehow.

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now if it were "this shield will get you laid..."

good we don't have to look at his goofy hair anymore

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“I’m invisible! Can’t you see that?”

“Well, no. Of course.”

#Monsterdon

invisibility helmet operates under the principle of "if you can't see them, they can't see you"

#monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

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⏲️ 30-minute poll

Ursula Andress plays Aphrodite and gets main title billing. Which of the following best describes her part?

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@goinfawr The actor definitely read that in the brief.
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Uh, it's a shield, guarding your life is kinda its job

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Shield-san's going to be staring at Perseus' forearm for most the time. #monsterdon

"...Perseus-Kenobi, you're our only hope"

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Chekov's shiny shield #monsterdon

oh god is it gonna backseat him the whole movie
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........GODSDAMMIT THEY PUT AI IN IT!

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Pretty sure this is a side-quest you're gonna have to do to get out of the tutorial level. #monsterdon

shield and magic HELMET

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Lot's of bling in this sword
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"Here lemme damage your sword by cutting some rock with it"

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Fun fact: they didn't have stainless steel back then. Handling the blade with your bare hands was a big no no.

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Now that's a knife! - Crocodile Dundee

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#Monsterdon if video games have taught me anything, it's that this sword with a mysterious spotlight on it is sure to come in handy

What's the plan here? Swing a sword around an abandoned theater until something happens?

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reload my save game and now all the rare loot has repopulated #monsterdon

Cuttlefish loneliness epidemic

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fishsonas :eyes: #monsterdon #scheduledMonsterdon

Goddess groupchat is a win

#Monsterdon

Downton Abbey, original Athenian version #monsterdon

The origin story of the Cuttlefish of Cthulhu!

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#monsterdon For I am Zeus! I need prunes and a trip to the can! Gotta drop a legendary into the bog…

heeee (a shark)

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Golden shower mentioned.
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I'm gonna count the gods jabbering as narration for bingo purposes

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"You sent him WHERE while half naked? You should have sent him fully naked! Also give him some cool weapons."
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#Monsterdon lootbox drop

digging clothes out of the tickle trunk (canadians will understand) #monsterdon #scheduledMonsterdon

This crazy cat dude brings me joy #Monsterdon

Perseus begins his stabbing career now, right?

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Don't mind the cat hair. #Monsterdon

MROWP

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PANTS!!!!!!!

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Uh oh... Zeus angy! Looks like Thetis is gonna lose her head! #Monsterdon

Pretty sure I used to buy weed off this guy

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So many cats

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#Monsterdon apparently it's caturday in ancient Greece. Or am I the only one who heard a cat?

Enough with your Gods and Fates! PUT THE CAT BACK ON!

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they should shut up and let the cat speak. #monsterdon

The city of Jabba? Where are all the huts?

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CAT!!!

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Cat spotted!

Wait, no, it wasn't spotted.

Cat tabbied!

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CAT!
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we better go inside, out of the day-for-night air #monsterdon

MOON TRANSPORTATION SERVICES #monsterdon

@howler0502 In all honesty this probably happened many times

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The great city of Joppa… Alabama!

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@nev It's so bad I wasn't even sure at first that's what it was trying for.

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Calibos. Caliban? #Monsterdon

Who who, who who? I really wanna know-oh

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Uh oh... poor dude. #monsterdon

I love egregious day-for-night shooting. #Monsterdon

"Fuck it, no one thinks about my feelings or my progeny. Gnosis for everybody!"

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and I asked myself, "how did I get here?" #monsterdon

these gods are basically competing Dungeon Masters, huh? #monsterdon

"I will speak to them in dreams and omens" please don't... #monsterdon

Perseus is HOT wow #monsterdon

The gods enjoy a great TTRPG with miniatures.

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@socketwench "A tail? Yes please!"

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These Olympians are pretty fucking ableist.

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Don't set your waterskin on fire, Perseus

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These gods have some issues

You'd think they would have just lost it at some point and smited everything

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Okay, that shadow-morphing effect was a genuinely nice touch.

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@jmelesky The original Republican.
#monsterdon #uspol

@trixter

The goddesses aren’t totally down with Zeus’s nepotism. #monsterdon

Please, this is Fedi. I know at least three people that would envy that.

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#monsterdon OH he killed his horsies

Oooh, neat TF effects

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Don't worry Hera. Large swaths of the internet would absolutely swipe right on that son.

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"He'll be shunned and forced to live as an outcast in the swamps and marshes!" god i wish that were me

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Calibos. Nepo baby #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "I'm sending your son to live in the swamp with Shrek"

Wonder if Hera's chamber of tongues in Kaos was based on Zeus' action figure collection. #Monsterdon

Zeus is too OP.

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Zeus: "What did you see!?!?"

Guard: "I didn't see you playing with your dolls again, sir!'

Zeus: "Good! Keep it that way!"

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Those would be Funko Pops today. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

@Bluedepth Probably the same reason cats don't run away

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zeus also could have just told the king like "i am zeus, and i think it is bad for you to kill your daughter, and if you do it then you will be in trouble" before he did it idk dude snoozed off in his intertemporal relations class when they covered proportionality and deterrence #monsterdon

Oh this is a NUDE beach

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Look at him go! #monsterdon

#monsterdon It's not what you thought it was. It's a nudist resort! Golden Showers! Horses! Young Boys in Loincloths. ooops, we found some clothes after all.

I was not expecting nudity like that

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

There let them live safe

And nekkid

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Confession: I often say "Release the kraken" with this look of expectancy. But nothing happens...

Like when Frump was elected again, I called on Jesus, the Kraken, Gojira, somebody! #monsterdon

Why didn't the Kraken come forth for me!?

They made sense on the yeti but why does the kraken have nipples?

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#monsterdon Zeus, when you play chess it is not necessary to destroy the chess pieces.