I was meaning to be playing a game right now. Fighting zombies, building bases. Etc.
Darn, this movie still pulled me out, lol. Like it's just dumb enough despite being well done.
I forgot how much of a dick Zeus is.
Oh Calibos has got a new fork-hand. So he's fine
@moira They're still everywhere. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans
@diazona Sounds like the gods
@gnomon That's how you know this isn't in the USA, where the Federal Trade Commission would regard this as puffery and thus allowable #monsterdon
@hollie although there's always the implicit threat of "how do you feel about having a god pissed off at you forever"
Zeus, you're a dickhead
But that's her OWL, you jerk!
Owwwwwllllll.....
#monsterdon the expositiony guard guy has a VERY short little outfit
@silentexception Not that Clash of the Titans.
we only have 30 days? better get kraken #monsterdon
I think I'll count that as β Triumphant Horn
"I was very young" - Andromeda, still very young. #monsterdon
True story. Shakespeare saw this movie, and it inspired Hamlet.
Oh great, now he's horny -_- #Monsterdon
honestly calibos just needed to find a good monsterfucker, i mean, it's ancient greece, they've got to be _everywhere_
You would think the pegasus would have learned from the first time this happened.
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The mutual almost-touching-cheeks thing is pretty racy
"None ever returned." And your assumption is that they were eaten? Maybe they just liked it a lot better in the other place. #monsterdon
@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza Listen, I know all those other people died to hubris, but I'm built different. And better. Maybe even better than the gods.
#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans1981
Offer Jus Prima Nocta to Zeus?
Must remain a virgin is good. #monsterdon
you neglected to account for my flying lamborghini #monsterdon
is Pegasus rated for such a load? #monsterdon
PUSH ZOOM
In 30 days? I guess the kraken is booked up until then.
#Monsterdon maybe it's just me but i wouldn't boast about how i'm better than the gods; i'm too smart to do that. smarter even than the gods.
Hey, exposition guard is back! #monsterdon
Look, Greek Mike Brady, I didn't ask for your opi
βJustice, or revenge?β Gotcha there. #Monsterdon
Perseus lost interest in the three women the *microsecond* the words "old, blind" left Ammon's lips. #Monsterdon
@Bluedepth When you eat a sandwich, it's comforting to know that nobody's diddled it. #Monsterdon #WhatWeDoInTheShadows
Well sheβs using her head!
#Monsterdon I mean, I've seen people do some dumb shit in movies, but dissing the city patron deity at the foot of her statue, in her temple?
Jesus wept.
"There must be a way to kill the Kraken. My boner demands no less."
"Okay, but how was the reception?" #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans
Dude! You do know that rings come off of fingers, right?
time for some minty jams from japanese cassiopaia
Thetis coming in hot with the cock block! #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans
Okay, I actually really like the face-overlay effect with the statue.
RETURN OF THE KRAKEN! #monsterdon
gee, thanks Mom. (you'd think the Greeks would have figured this hubris shit out by now...)
@hollie π
Okay YES! I was just hoping they'd bring back the face overlay on the decaptitated statue. Fabulous. #Monsterdon
Apparently it's May 21st when this prophecy is given.
#monsterdon Oopsie. You did it now ya silly upside-down Cassiopeia... foolish mortal woman!
That's got to be a pain in the neck.
Also, were real statues that large?
Ugh. Cassiopeia and her big mouth. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans
#Monsterdon βοΈβ‘π±πΏπ‘οΈπ±
Don't believe it, Andromeda. They all say that stuff. At first.
@strangefour Just like teenage sex. Seems complicated and ends quickly. π
#monsterdon
#Monsterdon oh, Andromeda, honey, that's a red flag right there!
"I was creeping on you just like that shiny vampire on Twilight" #monsterdon
["Romance" intensifies]
wasn't that also like just a couple days ago tho #monsterdon
Look, man, you got horns, a tail, fabulous cheekbones, and the kind of oratory power Toastmasters would covet.
You got a lot going for you.
Perseus admits to being a creep
"i was very young"
three months ago.
#monsterdon
#monsterdon YES! EITHER! IβM NOT PICKY!
Don't make Poseidon go to the Kraken again. He got so damp last time. #monsterdon
"He was handsome and fascinating, I was very young." #Monsterdon
Heβs got a good Godzilla tail. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Wanna crotchet those eyebrows now.
What a mama's boy. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans
He coulda just showed the ring without the hand. He's trying to win the lass, after all. No need to be crude.
Keep the hand for stories in the pub later.
This toga << that cape outfit. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans
"light has conquered darkness"
dude, it's only an hour into this film, i don't think it has. #monsterdon
Where can I get a tunic like Perseus?
TIL that the blow dryer was invented in ancient Greece.
Gollum and Bilbo had a better exchange of riddles
Throwing the hand down... Such a Boss Move. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans
I...gotta hand it to him, that's a hell of an answer. #monsterdon
Throwing a severed hand really makes a statement.
#Monsterdon
just had that hand in his... pocket? then? #monsterdon
Pearls and gold. #Monsterdon
Shit how did that guy write all that on that skin earlier?
Have courage princess, I read the Cliff's Notes.
#Monsterdon "what's round at the edges and high in the middle?" "ohio."
An Audi Logo?
Oh shit, Thetis is gonna lose her HEAD over this. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon βοΈβ‘π±πΏπ‘οΈπ±
There is no man good enough, Cassiopia, whose name I cannot spell
wait, does this make her the riddler? and we have the penguin here too!
Riddle me this
How many of those flimsy spiral horns do you think they go through in a year? #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Only one guy with a beard. The lone cossack.
Pro battle tip: Before striking your opponent with your sword, make sure to hold it up so they can grapple it
Itβs almost like she purposefully set up this wedding interruption.
OW ow ow stop it ow #monsterdon
Calibos should be making better use of his tail weapon. That thing looks like it could lay a wallop on a man. #Monsterdon
@fabio Matt Berry could pull off that voice even better. Heβd stretch out some of the syllables in ways that no one could ever imagine doing.
holy crap the claymation fight scene must have been hard to do #monsterdon
I mean, the SFX are very 80s, but they're very *good* very 80s
#Monsterdon when calbos has a party he calls it a calibration
I haven't heard those bullfrog noises in like 20 years, that takes me back! Wait do they have bullfrogs in Greece? #Monsterdon