@hollie although there's always the implicit threat of "how do you feel about having a god pissed off at you forever"
Zeus, you're a dickhead
But that's her OWL, you jerk!
Owwwwwllllll.....
#monsterdon the expositiony guard guy has a VERY short little outfit
@silentexception Not that Clash of the Titans.
we only have 30 days? better get kraken #monsterdon
"I was very young" - Andromeda, still very young. #monsterdon
True story. Shakespeare saw this movie, and it inspired Hamlet.
Oh great, now he's horny -_- #Monsterdon
honestly calibos just needed to find a good monsterfucker, i mean, it's ancient greece, they've got to be _everywhere_
You would think the pegasus would have learned from the first time this happened.
The mutual almost-touching-cheeks thing is pretty racy
"None ever returned." And your assumption is that they were eaten? Maybe they just liked it a lot better in the other place. #monsterdon
@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza Listen, I know all those other people died to hubris, but I'm built different. And better. Maybe even better than the gods.
#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans1981
Offer Jus Prima Nocta to Zeus?
Must remain a virgin is good. #monsterdon
you neglected to account for my flying lamborghini #monsterdon
is Pegasus rated for such a load? #monsterdon
PUSH ZOOM
In 30 days? I guess the kraken is booked up until then.
#Monsterdon maybe it's just me but i wouldn't boast about how i'm better than the gods; i'm too smart to do that. smarter even than the gods.
Hey, exposition guard is back! #monsterdon
βJustice, or revenge?β Gotcha there. #Monsterdon
Perseus lost interest in the three women the *microsecond* the words "old, blind" left Ammon's lips. #Monsterdon
@Bluedepth When you eat a sandwich, it's comforting to know that nobody's diddled it. #Monsterdon #WhatWeDoInTheShadows
Well sheβs using her head!
#Monsterdon I mean, I've seen people do some dumb shit in movies, but dissing the city patron deity at the foot of her statue, in her temple?
Jesus wept.
"There must be a way to kill the Kraken. My boner demands no less."
"Okay, but how was the reception?" #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans
Dude! You do know that rings come off of fingers, right?
time for some minty jams from japanese cassiopaia
Thetis coming in hot with the cock block! #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans
Okay, I actually really like the face-overlay effect with the statue.
RETURN OF THE KRAKEN! #monsterdon
@hollie π
Okay YES! I was just hoping they'd bring back the face overlay on the decaptitated statue. Fabulous. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Oopsie. You did it now ya silly upside-down Cassiopeia... foolish mortal woman!
That's got to be a pain in the neck.
Also, were real statues that large?
Ugh. Cassiopeia and her big mouth. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans
#Monsterdon βοΈβ‘π±πΏπ‘οΈπ±
Don't believe it, Andromeda. They all say that stuff. At first.
@strangefour Just like teenage sex. Seems complicated and ends quickly. π
#monsterdon
"I was creeping on you just like that shiny vampire on Twilight" #monsterdon
["Romance" intensifies]
wasn't that also like just a couple days ago tho #monsterdon
Look, man, you got horns, a tail, fabulous cheekbones, and the kind of oratory power Toastmasters would covet.
You got a lot going for you.
Perseus admits to being a creep
"i was very young"
three months ago.
#monsterdon
Don't make Poseidon go to the Kraken again. He got so damp last time. #monsterdon
Heβs got a good Godzilla tail. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Wanna crotchet those eyebrows now.
What a mama's boy. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans
He coulda just showed the ring without the hand. He's trying to win the lass, after all. No need to be crude.
Keep the hand for stories in the pub later.
"light has conquered darkness"
dude, it's only an hour into this film, i don't think it has. #monsterdon
Where can I get a tunic like Perseus?
TIL that the blow dryer was invented in ancient Greece.
Gollum and Bilbo had a better exchange of riddles
Throwing the hand down... Such a Boss Move. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans
I...gotta hand it to him, that's a hell of an answer. #monsterdon
Throwing a severed hand really makes a statement.
#Monsterdon
just had that hand in his... pocket? then? #monsterdon
Pearls and gold. #Monsterdon
Shit how did that guy write all that on that skin earlier?
Have courage princess, I read the Cliff's Notes.
#Monsterdon "what's round at the edges and high in the middle?" "ohio."
An Audi Logo?
Oh shit, Thetis is gonna lose her HEAD over this. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon βοΈβ‘π±πΏπ‘οΈπ±
There is no man good enough, Cassiopia, whose name I cannot spell
wait, does this make her the riddler? and we have the penguin here too!
Riddle me this
How many of those flimsy spiral horns do you think they go through in a year? #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Only one guy with a beard. The lone cossack.
Pro battle tip: Before striking your opponent with your sword, make sure to hold it up so they can grapple it
Itβs almost like she purposefully set up this wedding interruption.
OW ow ow stop it ow #monsterdon
Calibos should be making better use of his tail weapon. That thing looks like it could lay a wallop on a man. #Monsterdon
@fabio Matt Berry could pull off that voice even better. Heβd stretch out some of the syllables in ways that no one could ever imagine doing.
holy crap the claymation fight scene must have been hard to do #monsterdon
#Monsterdon when calbos has a party he calls it a calibration
Frogs.
#Monsterdon #ClashoftheTitans
#monsterdon Somethings afoot .. literally..
Uh-oh FROGS #monsterdon
Typical. Can't remember where he parked. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans
"Artax!" "Artax!" #monsterdon
πΆ oh Calibos please, free my soul
I wanna go back to my bedroll
and drift away πΆ
Calibos seems like he starts a lot of sentences with "Well, actually..." #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans
Oooh so this is interesting, Calibos is feeding Andromeda impossible questions via the spirit world so nobody else can marry her
This is strangely coherent for #Monsterdon
This is what 15 years in a rock band does to you #monsterdon
the calibos stop motion is again honestly great
The answer is.... injectable donut holes.
PATHOS
That was all Greek to me. #Monsterdon
The poster says NO KINGS #monsterdon
This stop motion is just marvelous.
Is that your tail wiggling, or are you just happy to see me?
#monsterdon
I am pretty sure I have seen this and wow is it slow moving. Perhaps I was more patient as a kid. #monsterdon