@hollie although there's always the implicit threat of "how do you feel about having a god pissed off at you forever"

#Monsterdon

Zeus, you're a dickhead

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But that's her OWL, you jerk!

#monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Owwwwwllllll.....

#monsterdon #clashofthetitans

#monsterdon the expositiony guard guy has a VERY short little outfit

@silentexception Not that Clash of the Titans.

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we only have 30 days? better get kraken #monsterdon

"I was very young" - Andromeda, still very young. #monsterdon

@gnomon @k8eb As long as you don't mind the kraken destroying Jaffa

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True story. Shakespeare saw this movie, and it inspired Hamlet.

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Oh great, now he's horny -_- #Monsterdon

honestly calibos just needed to find a good monsterfucker, i mean, it's ancient greece, they've got to be _everywhere_

#monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

You would think the pegasus would have learned from the first time this happened.

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The mutual almost-touching-cheeks thing is pretty racy

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"None ever returned." And your assumption is that they were eaten? Maybe they just liked it a lot better in the other place. #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza Listen, I know all those other people died to hubris, but I'm built different. And better. Maybe even better than the gods.

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans1981

@jammerb #monsterdon

Offer Jus Prima Nocta to Zeus?

Must remain a virgin is good. #monsterdon

you neglected to account for my flying lamborghini #monsterdon

is Pegasus rated for such a load? #monsterdon

PUSH ZOOM

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In 30 days? I guess the kraken is booked up until then.

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#Monsterdon maybe it's just me but i wouldn't boast about how i'm better than the gods; i'm too smart to do that. smarter even than the gods.

Hey, exposition guard is back! #monsterdon

“Justice, or revenge?” Gotcha there. #Monsterdon

Perseus lost interest in the three women the *microsecond* the words "old, blind" left Ammon's lips. #Monsterdon

@Bluedepth When you eat a sandwich, it's comforting to know that nobody's diddled it. #Monsterdon #WhatWeDoInTheShadows

Well she’s using her head!

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#Monsterdon I mean, I've seen people do some dumb shit in movies, but dissing the city patron deity at the foot of her statue, in her temple?

Jesus wept.

"There must be a way to kill the Kraken. My boner demands no less."

#Monsterdon

"Okay, but how was the reception?" #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Dude! You do know that rings come off of fingers, right?

#Monsterdon

time for some minty jams from japanese cassiopaia

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Thetis coming in hot with the cock block! #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Okay, I actually really like the face-overlay effect with the statue.

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RETURN OF THE KRAKEN! #monsterdon

@hollie 😂

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Okay YES! I was just hoping they'd bring back the face overlay on the decaptitated statue. Fabulous. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Oopsie. You did it now ya silly upside-down Cassiopeia... foolish mortal woman!

That's got to be a pain in the neck.

Also, were real statues that large?

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Ugh. Cassiopeia and her big mouth. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

#Monsterdon ⚔️⚡🔱🗿🛡️😱

Don't believe it, Andromeda. They all say that stuff. At first.

@strangefour Just like teenage sex. Seems complicated and ends quickly. 😆
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"I was creeping on you just like that shiny vampire on Twilight" #monsterdon

["Romance" intensifies]

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wasn't that also like just a couple days ago tho #monsterdon

Look, man, you got horns, a tail, fabulous cheekbones, and the kind of oratory power Toastmasters would covet.

You got a lot going for you.

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Perseus admits to being a creep

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

“I saw you asleep.”

Creeper

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"i was very young"
three months ago.
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Don't make Poseidon go to the Kraken again. He got so damp last time. #monsterdon

Oh.

Oh no. ☹

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He’s got a good Godzilla tail. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Wanna crotchet those eyebrows now.

What a mama's boy. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

He coulda just showed the ring without the hand. He's trying to win the lass, after all. No need to be crude.

Keep the hand for stories in the pub later.

#Monsterdon 💥 #ClashOfTheTitans1981

"light has conquered darkness"
dude, it's only an hour into this film, i don't think it has. #monsterdon

Where can I get a tunic like Perseus?

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TIL that the blow dryer was invented in ancient Greece.

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Gollum and Bilbo had a better exchange of riddles

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Throwing the hand down... Such a Boss Move. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

I...gotta hand it to him, that's a hell of an answer. #monsterdon

Throwing a severed hand really makes a statement.
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just had that hand in his... pocket? then? #monsterdon

@ricci yes

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Pearls and gold. #Monsterdon

Shit how did that guy write all that on that skin earlier?

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Have courage princess, I read the Cliff's Notes.

#monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

#Monsterdon "what's round at the edges and high in the middle?" "ohio."

An Audi Logo?

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Oh shit, Thetis is gonna lose her HEAD over this. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon ⚔️⚡🔱🗿🛡️😱

There is no man good enough, Cassiopia, whose name I cannot spell

wait, does this make her the riddler? and we have the penguin here too!

#monsterdon

Riddle me this

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How many of those flimsy spiral horns do you think they go through in a year? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Only one guy with a beard. The lone cossack.

Pro battle tip: Before striking your opponent with your sword, make sure to hold it up so they can grapple it

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It’s almost like she purposefully set up this wedding interruption.

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OW ow ow stop it ow #monsterdon

Calibos should be making better use of his tail weapon. That thing looks like it could lay a wallop on a man. #Monsterdon

@fabio Matt Berry could pull off that voice even better. He’d stretch out some of the syllables in ways that no one could ever imagine doing.

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holy crap the claymation fight scene must have been hard to do #monsterdon

#Monsterdon when calbos has a party he calls it a calibration

Frogs.
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#monsterdon Somethings afoot .. literally..

Uh-oh FROGS #monsterdon

Typical. Can't remember where he parked. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

"Artax!" "Artax!" #monsterdon

🎶 oh Calibos please, free my soul
I wanna go back to my bedroll
and drift away 🎶

#Monsterdon

Calibos seems like he starts a lot of sentences with "Well, actually..." #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Oooh so this is interesting, Calibos is feeding Andromeda impossible questions via the spirit world so nobody else can marry her

This is strangely coherent for #Monsterdon

This is what 15 years in a rock band does to you #monsterdon

the calibos stop motion is again honestly great

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The answer is.... injectable donut holes.

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

PATHOS

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That was all Greek to me. #Monsterdon

The poster says NO KINGS #monsterdon

This stop motion is just marvelous.

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Is that your tail wiggling, or are you just happy to see me?
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I am pretty sure I have seen this and wow is it slow moving. Perhaps I was more patient as a kid. #monsterdon