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wait why are the Greek buildings all ruins already?

Puppy! #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

walk.

walk into the picture. #monsterdon

@apLundell heroes don't need money, that's what the sidekicks are for, after all

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Why are the ancient Greek ruins ruined? They should be shiny and new.

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that is not how photons work #monsterdon

The inside of his shield suddenly got super super shiny didn't it

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In the category of “practical effect skeleton people”, Charon is up there in creepiness with Baron Munchausen’s Death. Much simpler effects, but the camerawork and the creepy stillness of the score make up for it. #monsterdon

@Terencio This iteration of Death seems not very interested in destroying, he's just the wheel man

er, paddle man

(also maybe that'd be Hades)

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Oh shit. We are watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail after all. That's the ferry to castle AAAAAAAAAUGH.
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Skeletor fell on hard times.

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uh, didn't give him return fare? 🥴

hope it's a round trip price 🥴

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The THRILL of animate skeletons will never go away for me #blessed

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okay, i love Charon though, very cool. #monsterdon

nice hand. #monsterdon

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I...

I would have wiped the mouthpiece of that horn. Dead things have been here.

I enjoy that the helpful praetorian has been upgraded to Bubo perch. #Monsterdon

Riiiiii-collllaaaaa!

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@saucerlost Those legs!
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He didn't even clean the horn off before or after he used it. Tsk tsk.

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#Monsterdon Perseus hailing an Uber Black Car

#Monsterdon Perseus toots!

One of us! One of us!

"The River Styx" *Mr. Roboto plays threateningly in the background. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

“A Titan against a Titan hahaha!”#Monsterdon

Don't pay the ferry man, don't even fix a price, don't pay the ferry man, 'til he gets you to the other side!
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How many kids tried to sound like Bubo on their recorder?

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the river of styx, go beyond it, get stoned

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@LingLass Is this a Bog I see? #monsterdon

Are they swamp hags? #Monsterdon

@howler0502 ooooh that's good

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@gnomon@mastodon.social Calibos:
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"So little time together... so little time..."

Yes, I know you're both still virgins, I get the subtext

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She doesn't like the idea of Perseus getting stoned

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Ugh, no. This is not how Perseus steals the eye. The myth is way cooler & also is somewhat gross. He fits in arm between them during a pass and grabs it via trickery. And then (threatens to) squeeze it until the witches agree to tell him what he wants to know.

I should really just dip whenever anything threatens to deal with the classics, my years of latin education and somewhat competitive Certamen participation (for the first few years anyway) just can't stand this.

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Three Velmas finding glasses at once. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

haven't I seen Owltoo Deetoo in something else? #monsterdon

Perseus: being a dick to old ladies since times immemorial #monsterdon

You'd think being blind 2/3 of the time might have prepared them a bit better for not having their magic eye

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all of them looking at that rat and then chasing the rat trying to find it

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Chelada acquired. Please don't tell me what I missed 🍺

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"A titan against a titan"

Medusa isn't a Titan, though? 🤨

Or perhaps she is in this film. We already have a robo-owl.

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*Sent on a quest by literal gods* "Nothing is invulnerable!" This is why you got the robot owl, Perceus: to bring some brains to the table. #Monsterdon

Medusa's head, huh.

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dude she is getting PUMPED for the monsterdon showdown

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"How can I defeat the Kraken?"

"There is a small thermal port on the dorsal side .."

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Kraken has indestructible but is vulnerable to infect

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"Bubo the eye! Go for the eye!"

[20 or 30 seconds of fucking around to eliminate the advantage of surprise]

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NPC guard is just part of the story now? Is he the Threepio to Bubo's Artoo?
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Oh no, where's the eye?

The eyes have it!

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Back in your pot Harryhausen!

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mind the stack of centuries-old bodily remains

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I come in peace, slice to kill slice to kill slice to kill

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Bubo-D2 #Monsterdon

rat actors
rat actorS
[banging table]
RAT ACTORS

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"Sounds like a man. A young man."

"Henny Youngman?"

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@SnoopJ The age-old question: owl or astro-owl?

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YES! We have reached the Hamlet part of the film!

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oh is this where he gets the mythical 5 pronged war glaive now?

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#monsterdon Zeus shows up when Perseus straps on his shield. There's a little voice that pops up, mmmmm... hairy armpits... olives and leather... "What was that?" -- "Oh nothing, happy swashbuckling! Dooo dee dooo….”

Andromeda's head scarf isn't doing her look any favors imo #monsterdon

@MatthewTitus88 And not with a modern, digital projector.

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Not gonna lie, the witches always freaked me out when I was a kid. And now... yeah, I was right. They are freaky!

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@sean #monsterdon

It lost half its value when he drove it off the lot.

@patioboater It's definitely better than usual for us

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@blogdiva Except this trivia from @JoeWynne indicates the owl might have been designed earlier.

https://mstdn.plus/@JoeWynne/114769865168976045

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Obelisk!

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Unfortunately, BooBoo had a remotely exploitable vulnerability... #monsterdon

Can they achieve air superiority with a metal owl? #Monsterdon

@allanb yes. (^_^) #monsterdon

Bubo is the best and makes the sweetest noises.

I want my own Bubo. 🥺 #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon finally the star of the movie shows up!

Poor Pegasus. He deserves better riders altogether. #Monsterdon

WHEN’S THE ORGY SCENE!!!???

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#Monsterdon "look, sir! droids"

The movie has acquired an R2D2, folks, the movie has acquired an R2D2. #monsterdon

he knows the binary language of moisture vaporators! #monsterdon

i hate this person. #monsterdon

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Kinda odd I guess that Athena's owl, Bubo, is a barn owl? Wouldn't Athena have had like a great horned owl, or a snowy owl? Nothing against barn owls, of course...

A Hellenic-style R2D2 #Monsterdon

Perseus speaks droid!

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BooBooD2

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One hour review: I like the practical effects, I like Burgess Meredith (always a solid actor) and I suspect I'd like the actors playing the gods more if they got more screen time.

I can do without the Western-translated-to-Greek-myth scenery.

#monsterdon Protip: Do _NOT_ google the word Bubo without the word Owl, even then is dicey.

A golden owl! And it sucks! #monsterdon

It's an orichalcum owl, not a golden one!

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#Monsterdon ROBOT OWL CONTENT UNLOCKED

A perfect way to hang a lantern on stop-motion animation.

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Classical Drone! #monsterdon

Yeah. As long as nothing happens to your fucking pet owl. #monsterdon

Awww my sweet Bubo :blobaww: #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon owl porn.

Bulky made Bubo! Hell yeah, bulky

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my glas nerd friends saw a kit of dremel grinding attachements. Very fitting Romans

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@SnoopJ Without which we wouldn't even have the premise of this movie

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robot owls! #monsterdon

I was meaning to be playing a game right now. Fighting zombies, building bases. Etc.

Darn, this movie still pulled me out, lol. Like it's just dumb enough despite being well done.

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I forgot how much of a dick Zeus is.

Oh Calibos has got a new fork-hand. So he's fine

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@gnomon That's how you know this isn't in the USA, where the Federal Trade Commission would regard this as puffery and thus allowable #monsterdon