I was not expecting a big cat.

#Monsterdon

Allen is only in the film for comedic effect.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon that feeling when you thought you were showing up fashionably late to the party but it turns out you're the first group to arrive

@diazona I mean, I assume we're supposed to see that and go "Oh NO they're both CHEATING on each other!!"

but the mood was so cheerful. it feels like they're just a few social conventions away from a much healthier arrangement

#monsterdon

Calling your newlywed childish is a great way to prolong a relationship. I don't think I like him very much.

#monsterdon

@OldRustBucket no it's not, it's a poem

#monsterdon #CatGirl1957

"Shut up" "Get out of this car!"

Oh, the spice!

#monsterdon

Training Sghoul

#Monsterdon

Bringing Up Baby horror version

#Monsterdon #CatGirl

Ahhh, so there's the face eating leopard I've heard so much about.

#monsterdon

Does this curse affect all the women equally or is it kinda spotty?

AHAHHHhhahahahhh <coughs>

#Monsterdon

"Wake up Allan, we're at grandma's." #monsterdon

S’cuse me, pardon me, oh, sorry ma’am was that your coat?

Oh Kay! What did I miss?

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon KITTY!

Well, he's already invented the hair wisp levitator. #Monsterdon

so like, the...manor lord's getup.

what the hell outfit is this?

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon a Great Dane sized doggy door is a dead giveaway that this castle has a dark curse.

#monsterdon it's so hard to get non-creepy help these days.

This is the downside of living in the foley district of the village.

#Monsterdon

kitty needs more enrichment in its enclosure #Monsterdon

yes

YES

the tiger is out!

#monsterdon #CatGirl1957

KITTY!!!😃
#Monsterdon

Her uncle lives in a different century, and in an Eastern European country it appears.

#monsterdon

The family curse is exotic pets.

#monsterdon

"Blank look? No I always look like this when my date is drunk and women start taking off their tops in a bar..."

#MONSTERDON #TheCatGirl

"Better that she had never been born"

Yikes, lady!

#Monsterdon

Who let the cat in! Whom! Whom whom whom! #monsterdon

CAT ACTIVITY
#monsterdon

Everyone drink when you see a candlestick

#Monsterdon

The processing to make the file less giggly has inadvertently turned this into a German Expressionist film. #Monsterdon #CatGirl

The housekeeper looks like Doctor Smith. #Monsterdon

"Get fucked, Alastair Sim!" #Monsterdon

I will note that the classic elements are checked off: creepy old dude, spooky castle, rainstorm

#Monsterdon

Wow. Her husband is a cad. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon damn where can I get a cat door like that

@paco That is how it works #monsterdon

Mom, when piano music stops and asshole starts clapping: "Why is he clapping? Is there a band?"

Me: "There's clearly a chimpanzee stomping on the tack piano."
#monsterdon #thecatgirl

How many times will someone drolly reply "Oh, is it?" in this film.

#monsterdon

This guy has a hiring policy that he only employs people with the exact same face as him. #monsterdon

Jeez. Ebeneezer here's a real joy to work for, huh ma'am? #Monsterdon

Polyamourous actions? In out fediverse? Preposterous.
#Monsterdon #CatGirl1957

Ok, I still have power, tuning into #Monsterdon #TheCatGirl1957

Charles Laughton as the Old Lady. #monsterdon

Already falling behind #monsterdon #CatGirl1957 because I was looking up what a leopard's roar actually sounds like.
https://youtu.be/Oqol-yj-Q90?si=kpRQHDZYAuN3xfpo

A psychiatrist who smokes? Freud called...

#Monsterdon

Drunk driving, as it was the fashion at the time #monsterdon #thecatgirl

#monsterdon oh, right, shitbag husband. I think I'm caught up again.

Wow this movie is half over. #Monsterdon

Well....at least he's....honest?

#monsterdon

#monsterdon

Well, we have a fine list of future victims set up, don't we.

It's awful late. Gotta get home to those guests that are coming over. #Monsterdon #catgirl1957

Richard is a royal dick.

#Monsterdon

How many of these people have slept with each other?

#Monsterdon

Wait! That wasn't your glass!

#Monsterdon #CatGirl

Rumor has it? There are windows in this bar, right?
#Monsterdon

A head shrink with a sense of humor? Oh no. This is the British Fraiser.
#Monsterdon #CatGirl1957

if these people would all get together and form one giant polycule i think they'd be a lot happier. #monsterdon

so both the husband and wife are very flirtatious with others, I feel like they were meant to be poly but had the misfortune of fictionally living in the 50s (or earlier)

#monsterdon

These two sure look like cat food to me. #Monsterdon #catgirl1957

Yes, no one is paying any attention to the only two people dancing in the bar. We can smooch completely undercover. #monsterdon

I'm having problems sorting out the husbands and wives

#monsterdon

what the hell kind of suit is that #monsterdon

Ole boy just downgraded from prat to twat.

#Monsterdon

Skeeze factor 12!

#Monsterdon

@himbovoorhees We need updates on what Hobie thinks of the Cat Girl in cat form

#Monsterdon

I get her some catnip and she'll be fine. #monsterdon

@diazona I'm so tabby to hear that

#Monsterdon

"I'm a psychiatrist so if you know of any wealthy neurotics let me know" this isn't even acting #monsterdon #thecatgirl

#Monsterdon Ou he’s just a gigillo. LOL.

#Monsterdon I doubt she can see us, she's at least 10 feet away

"why is your wife such a downer richard" #Monsterdon

he's got the walking neurotics but no sign of the boogie-woogie blues

#monsterdon #CatGirl1957

"Whatsa Matter? Cat got your scene...?"

#MONSTERDON #TheCatGirl

"What brings you here on this dark and stormy night?"
Well, it's a horror movie, isn't it?
#Monsterdon

"my wife, not appearing in this film" #monsterdon

"Shut up!" #Monsterdon
(People were rude back then, too.)

@hollie mew have nothing to worry about

#Monsterdon

Is that very drunk man Bertie Wooster? He feels like he's in a farce while everyone else is waiting for a horror movie.
#Monsterdon #CatGirl1957

Oops, late start over here. I'll catch up.

#Monsterdon

"I'm very light on your feet." 😂 #monsterdon

Last minute aid has left me unable to join in this Monsterdon. I hope the cringe isn’t too cringey.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon hey, everyone, sorry I'm late. What did miss?

"Itsha fine drishle now." #catgirl1957 #Monsterdon

Damn, that's one hellava burn for someone who can't vote... #monsterdon

"Allen dances like a broken down bulldozer."

"My uncle sent for me. I haven't seen him for nine years. He's working for some place called NERV"

#Monsterdon

kinda want the doctor's look. #monsterdon

It feels like every pulp British scifi film from the 50s we watch starts in the same pub. #monsterdon

My wife works on Harley Street! (Dentistry)

#Monsterdon

@randy_s Your brain is just better at correcting for it during the IRL scenes.

#monsterdon #thecatgirl

Watching #monsterdon tonight with Hobie

Open collar: costume signal for 'Merican

#CatGirl1957
#monsterdon

Getting our #monsterdon game figured out.

#TeamLateStart

We're not going to pussyfoot around all the puns available to us, are we?

#Monsterdon

Those lapels! They could generate enough lift for that jacket to take off! #monsterdon #thecatgirl

@CactuarJoe If that is a real place, I NEED TO GO THERE.
#Monsterdon

@log She knows the fandango
#monsterdon

"Hello :)" she says flirtatiously, before introducing her husband to him

#monsterdon

You and chronic liver disease!

#Monsterdon

A perfect husband... #monsterdon

#Monsterdon And my most recent slap and tickle. This bar has so many good memories for me