"I asked them to come with me"

...let's back up: do you in fact know the meaning of "alone"

#Monsterdon

Is that statue on his butter dish? #Monsterdon #CatGirl1957

Oooh, is this movie the origin of the "has sex therefore dies" trope in horror movies?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "I can't stand much more of this without a drink" you and me both buddy

This is the woman she called "savage", like an animal. Terrifying. #monsterdon

It feels like there's a line of dialogue missing from the end of every conversation. #monsterdon

so if you're BECK

WHERE is the ODELAY?

#monsterdon #CatGirl1957

Does the jaguar get its own glass of sherry? #Monsterdon

Imagine telling a witness to your infidelity that you are the hubby of the lady who actually belongs there. Richard's not just a cheating jerk, he's an idiot.

#monsterdon

Fuk yer instrux.

#Monsterdon

Good that's sorted. wtf #Monsterdon #CatGirl1957

#Monsterdon is he reading a cat statue???

why didn't they bring their own booze with them, like REAL alkies? #monsterdon

Forget the candlesticks, everyone take a drink when someone says, "I need a drink"

(my drink of choice tonight is Early Grey decaf, <waves to fellow tea folk>)

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon KITTY!

We just wanted to use your phone!

#monsterdon #CatGirl1957

Is this a monster movie or a sex farce?
Can it be both?
#Monsterdon #CatGirl1957

"I happen to be Leonora's husband."

For the moment, anyway. #Monsterdon

Will the leopard eat their faces? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I said no plus ones!

Friends of Leonora, or maybe friends of Dorothy?

#Monsterdon #CatGirl1957

"Hurry up before he comes back"

"Alright, I'm doing my best"

if I wasn't watching the screen I would have put that sentence 10 seconds later with the visuals...

#Monsterdon

A drink seems to be the solution to all their problems. #Monsterdon #catgirl1957

Does he ever tell them not to leave someone alone? Like has he just let the cat loose before?
#Monsterdon

Richard thinks that drinking solves everything #monsterdon

"If she could see us now she'd kill us" Boy I'm sure hoping. #Monsterdon #CatGirl

Foreshadowing alert! #Monsterdon

Yeah that savage manner of sitting at a table talking

#Monsterdon

Oh yes, savage. With that cardigan and her petrified fear of having the lamp on.

#monsterdon

"She doesn't love you does she?"

We're going to do this NOW?

#Monsterdon

Indeed.

#Monsterdon

Of course she's cold, you've uncovered her shoulders my dude #monsterdon #thecatgirl

Meow meow! #monsterdon #thecatgirl

"She'd kiss us, both of us." <--- WOW FREUDIAN TYPO MUCH ZABET?

Oh, just wait for it!

#Monsterdon

DRINK DRINK

#monsterdon #CatGirl1957

Richard, you slut. Of course she's cold, you just half-undressed her.

#monsterdon

"let her try."
yeah, please. #monsterdon

The Leopard lives in the...terrace? #monsterdon

"I was given my first Gin and Tonic at this bar."

"Don't be silly... you had a fifth..."

#MONSTERDON #TheCatGirl

cats don't tolerate no cheater man! Rarwrwr!!

#CatGirl1957
#monsterdon

Cathy: "You haven't answered my question."

Richard: "That's because it's sexy time!"

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon she'd kill us, like a jaguar hunting rabbits!

That's not really an answer, Dick.

#Monsterdon

Oooh, _he's_ the vampire okay

#monsterdon #CatGirl1957

Did her vertebra just crack when he went for her neck?!? #monsterdon

The movies from the 50's have the best lampshades.

#Monsterdon

No way that banister would pass code inspection. Say goodbye to your toddler #monsterdon #thecatgirl

"Love of darkness must run in the family"

Sounds more like a vampire movie?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon uh-oh! cheater man!

That reminds me it’s almost Easter. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh damn forget the booze, they found an extra dark room to make out in

I guess Anna didn't bring the coffee. #Monsterdon #CoffeeWatch #CatGirl1957

#Monsterdon

The Pina Colada song was written about these couples.

"I demand to have some booze!" --Withnail #Monsterdon

I'm pleased they keep turning the light on and off. That way they don't draw attention. #Monsterdon #catgirl1957

#Monsterdon

That ruffle is killing me.

#Monsterdon I'm calling it, Ellie eats her new husband, and not the way he'd enjoy. 😈

I think that was the first time in my life I heard someone say "heck" in an English accent #monsterdon

Where the heck is he?

AT THE CO-OP

#monsterdon #CatGirl1957

"I need a drink!"
Same
#Monsterdon

So far, the most tension we've experienced is whether to turn on or off the lamp.

#Monsterdon

Hey! It was BYOB!

#Monsterdon

@riedlr I mean, if you weren't the type of person to check the dusting job you wouldn't be invited to a strange British manor in the first place

#Monsterdon

Can we tune out the rest of this thing and just watch big cats do big cat things?

#monsterdon

I need a drink too #monsterdon

"i need a drink"
"so do i"
so do i...
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon this lady just exploring the dark castle for booze

Jeeze wish my cat would listen to me that well sometimes 🥴
#monsterdon

I hate to say it but I've heard bunnies being preyed upon and that's not what they sound like. Can't speak for leopard noises though.

#monsterdon

My cat boy Windsor says I’m paying too much attention to movie and not enough attention to Windsor.

#monsterdon #CatGirl

To be fair I wouldn't expect a big cat in the English country side
#monsterdon

#monsterdon #CatGirl1957 has our cat's attention.

"Welp, that's my lunch taken care of..." #Monsterdon

this is a prequel to Clue? #monsterdon

i bet that bunny is gonna be fine #monsterdon

Now that’s what I call a “statement collar” on the guy with the tan sports coat.

No telling what the statement is though 😅

#Monsterdon

@diazona This early in a #monsterdon movie? Never! 😂

#monsterdon I never noticed this the first time watching #theCatGirl but Anna's got some Bette Davis I mean Marty Feldman eyes

#Monsterdon aww bunny

Is that leopard the face-eating type?
#Monsterdon

Frau Anna... Catgut? [MREEEEEOW]

#Monsterdon

@starkraving666 I know what's going on, but it's boring.

#Monsterdon

Not the bunny! #monsterdon #thecatgirl

Kinda smells like reefer in here #monsterdon

no not the bunny!

#monsterdon

"i didn't hear anything" it was the jiggling motor they used to film this on. #monsterdon

Trees!

#Monsterdon #Bingo

#MonsterDon I too, need a drink

I don't think I'm supposed to see these 4 as three people looking to have a little adult fun and one dreary stick in the mud who doesn't like anything, and yet

#Monsterdon

He's gone out for a while.

to the co-op

but he will return

with slushies

#monsterdon #CatGirl1957

@starkraving666 There is a leopard and a polyamorous group.#Monsterdon

(Donald Pleasance voice) "Ly-o-pard man"

#Monsterdon

I've come with my entree... Husband! I've come with my husband. #Monsterdon #CatGirl

Yes, make the old woman with the cane take up all of your luggage.

#Monsterdon

@starkraving666

10 minutes in!!

#Monsterdon #CatGirl

"I take care of the place while your uncle is away"

#Monsterdon

Ma'am, it's time to find a new job. :/ #Monsterdon

Oh Wooster fell asleep on the ride to the spooky castle.
"What is this place a training school for ghouls?"
Oh he is definitely living his life in a comedy.
#Monsterdon #CatGirl1957

Ma'am, this is an econolodge. #monsterdon