I always bring up my desire to be wrapped up in velvet when I die whenever I am having tea with the girlies #monsterdon

'It’s only a cut-out!'
—'Shhh!'

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#monsterdon "Darn I forgot that.-

Fuckin' forgot what? WHAT?

#Monsterdon that was a lot of words to not say "you killed my bird, bitch"

Telephone Answering Service? Is that something wealthy people had before answering machines?

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"A bus?! ME?!"

#monsterdon #CatGirl1957

Dinner at 10?! That's kind of late for a murderous catlady. She'll need to snack on your parakeet. #Monsterdon

I really wish when she started talking feathers started floating out of her mouth. #monsterdon

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did she eat the birb or just murder the birb?

Very British of Dorothy to swallow her shock like that.

#monsterdon #CatGirl1957

Should we have watched the "cats" movie instead? that was pretty scary.
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@plaidtron3000 polypeptide cake?! :ablobcatgooglymlemjumping: #WrongHashtag #monsterdon

I don't understand why they needed this Dorothy character after they'd set up Cathy as an antagonist #monsterdon

@lytta same

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12 minutes left of this movie.
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WTF. I'm pretty sure the East End docks in the 50s did not have a nice little water front tavern.

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Dottie: "Hungry?"

Leonora: "No thanks, I had an amuse-bouche."

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"And that, class, is how we get Cadbury Eggs..."

#MONSTERDON #TheCatGirl

#Monsterdon I love velvet, don't you?

The bird!!

#Monsterdon #CatGirl

FEATHERS IN HER MOUTH PLEASE

goddammit

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*wipes feathers from corner of mouth* #Monsterdon #CatGirl1957

"Lenora, why don't you pass the time with a nice game of solitaire?"

#monsterdon #CatGirl1957

Something tells me I'm not going to get to check the "Happy Ending" square on my Bingo card

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#TheCatGirl

timestamp for the bird thing JUST happened in my version

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#Monsterdon "meet me at the we're-all-gonna-die tavern on the docks"

Dinner at 10 o'clock you say?

Puuurfect!

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12 minutes to go. I hope Leonora cat's make a mess on London
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@log It'd have to be like a food challenge for big cats

"Eat these two whole human beings in 30 minutes and you get them for free! Plus a T-shirt"

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Is the Riverfront Grill even open at 10pm? I don't think so.

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#monsterdon every time some one says "good girl" to an adult woman, I want to 🤮

"Meet me there at ten o'clock?" What kind of person is up for going out at ten o'clock?

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“Chilled to the marrow” cause it’s Britain and we have no heat. #Monsterdon

Cat Girl, written and directed by John Cassavettes #monsterdon

I think we know who is voting for the Leopards Eating Faces party and they aren't the ones getting their faces eaten.

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Dorothy smokes like a chimney. But I guess I would, too, if my psychiatrist spouse made me take on care of their patients all day singlehandedly in public.

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If he were any more of a 1950s doctor he'd be in a cigarette advertisement.

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how are you all a couple minutes ahead of me lmao. is one of the versions missing a bit somewhere in the middle?

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"got some spare moments? TRY DRINKING!" #monsterdon

MROW

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She is far too interested in that bird, lol!

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@blogdiva It's that mysterious half-American accent #monsterdon

It's so heavy handed and yet I'm loving all the canary imagery. It's a shame we can't see how yellow her hair is. #Monsterdon #CatGirl

Aww she wants to curl up like a kitty.
#Monsterdon #CatGirl1957

Not the birb! :(

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#Monsterdon I like Brian, but at this point that man is just asking for a face rippin'!
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NO WHY does she now have a room with birds in a bird cage ffs don't eat those birds eat dorothy and the psychiatrist!

Leave me alone with your bird... YES #Monsterdon #CatGirl1957

ANSWER THE DAMN PHONE

#monsterdon #thecatgirl

Leonora, DO NOT EAT THE BIRDS!
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This movie has more drinking than Barfly. #monsterdon

yeah, be a "pet." claw her to death. then take her husband and then start in on the local constabulary. #monsterdon

If she really wants to freak Dorothy out she should start lapping up her cup with her tongue. #monsterdon

"I'd turn back, if I were you..."

#MONSTERDON #TheCatGirl

She was definitely going to bite the back of her neck. #Monsterdon

So.

Is she gonna eat the bird.

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Leopard print collar classic

#CatGirl1957
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Wait...I want to be buried in crinkly paper. I love crinkly paper. #monsterdon

I do think the dark polish on her nails is well-done. I imagine it was deep red.

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Dothebirdsdie.com #monsterdon

Oh no! Not Tweety Bird!

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Bechdel pass! Super creepy Bechdel pass!

Talking about burial shrouds with another woman!

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That entire conversation about velvet didn't mention a man at all! Bechdel test pass!

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Dorothy's notes:
Throughout the day she did the following:
-Chittered at birds
-Chased a shiny dot of light
-Ordered MeowMix at the diner
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Dessert!

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"Be a pet"

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Alternate title, The Velveteen Leopardess.

#Monsterdon #CatGirl

Was that a Citroën?

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We Don't Talk About Leopards #monsterdon

Is she going to go Renfield on us and eat the bird?

#monsterdon #CatGirl1957

oh no not the birb!

#CatGirl1957
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NO, DO NOT, you'll spoil your supper. #Monsterdon

"What's the matter, Dorothy? Cat got your tongue?"

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The thunder storm sounds like the Blitz. #monsterdon

What is going on in the background, the Blitz? Jeez.

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what's the matter dorothy

something wrong in oz?

#monsterdon #CatGirl1957

#Monsterdon Who says “bye for now” and isn’t been beaten to a bloody pulp, drawn and quartered, and then had the remains stomped on and screamed at? Brian! Really. Fuck you Brian. You giant prick.

"be a pet..." #monsterdon

@diazona would have been pretty much on par for a #monsterdon movie 🤣

So are we nominating anyone to *not* get eaten in the final 15? #Monsterdon

"That rabbit's Dynamite...!"

#MONSTERDON #TheCatGirl

Hmm, I suspect that psychiatrist of something here, but maybe it's just me...
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Dr. Feelgood is trying to get his wife Dorothy and Catlady to get together so they can have their own poly group, isn't he? #Monsterdon
EDIT: Either that or he wants the catlady to murder his wife. (most likely)

#monsterdon hurhur you got pretty hands…

Good girl, for the wife too?

Fuck you Brian. You need your face eaten.

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i spy for my creepy guy... something cat!

#monsterdon #CatGirl1957

The way the music was rising, I really thought it was gonna fade from the hair brushing in the mirror to a "THE END" title card. #monsterdon

"When I die I want to be wrapped in velvet."

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Nothing solves a woman's problems like shopping with the girls. #Monsterdon #catgirl1957

That tea room was bangin'

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@Ayyyydrew I'm not sure we would have been able to tell the difference

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Dinner and a movie? Could the movie be Cat People???? c'mon c'mon

This is what psychiatrists actually believe #monsterdon #thecatgirl

Birb!

#monsterdon #catgirl1957

I want you to be my agent in this. My spy.

#monsterdon #CatGirl1957

Faster Pussycat, Kill! Kill! Kill! #monsterdon #thecatgirl

this is the perfect example of a wife doing all the husband's work for him and getting no credit at all. #monsterdon

hi mirror glad to see me
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Offering up Dorothy?! Will he be able to live with himself? #Monsterdon

Is this how psychiatrists treat their patients under the National Health Service? interesting #monsterdon