Was that a Citroën?

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We Don't Talk About Leopards #monsterdon

I call 'Feathers protruding from her mouth.'.

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Is she going to go Renfield on us and eat the bird?

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oh no not the birb!

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NO, DO NOT, you'll spoil your supper. #Monsterdon

"What's the matter, Dorothy? Cat got your tongue?"

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The thunder storm sounds like the Blitz. #monsterdon

What is going on in the background, the Blitz? Jeez.

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what's the matter dorothy

something wrong in oz?

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#Monsterdon Who says “bye for now” and isn’t been beaten to a bloody pulp, drawn and quartered, and then had the remains stomped on and screamed at? Brian! Really. Fuck you Brian. You giant prick.

"be a pet..." #monsterdon

@diazona would have been pretty much on par for a #monsterdon movie 🤣

@Lazarou "I wonder where I can get some catnip cologne?" #monsterdon

So are we nominating anyone to *not* get eaten in the final 15? #Monsterdon

"That rabbit's Dynamite...!"

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Hmm, I suspect that psychiatrist of something here, but maybe it's just me...
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Dr. Feelgood is trying to get his wife Dorothy and Catlady to get together so they can have their own poly group, isn't he? #Monsterdon
EDIT: Either that or he wants the catlady to murder his wife. (most likely)

The musical cues made it seem like her preparing to stay at the hotel was the end of the movie and for a hot second there, I almost believed it.

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#monsterdon hurhur you got pretty hands…

Good girl, for the wife too?

Fuck you Brian. You need your face eaten.

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i spy for my creepy guy... something cat!

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The way the music was rising, I really thought it was gonna fade from the hair brushing in the mirror to a "THE END" title card. #monsterdon

"When I die I want to be wrapped in velvet."

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Nothing solves a woman's problems like shopping with the girls. #Monsterdon #catgirl1957

That tea room was bangin'

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@Ayyyydrew I'm not sure we would have been able to tell the difference

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Dinner and a movie? Could the movie be Cat People???? c'mon c'mon

This is what psychiatrists actually believe #monsterdon #thecatgirl

"When I die I want to be wrapped in velvet"

So goth

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Birb!

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I want you to be my agent in this. My spy.

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Faster Pussycat, Kill! Kill! Kill! #monsterdon #thecatgirl

this is the perfect example of a wife doing all the husband's work for him and getting no credit at all. #monsterdon

Okay, so Leisure Suit Psychiatrist guess we're trying to gaslight and/or un-gaslight Lenora by proving that she's not a lycanthrope and asking her to call her cat friend (which is currently being distracted by a flash light, which diminishes its hunter powers I guess).

He then jostles her around uncomfortably and screams "look at your hands!" to prove she doesn't have leopard hands or something.

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hi mirror glad to see me
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Offering up Dorothy?! Will he be able to live with himself? #Monsterdon

Is this how psychiatrists treat their patients under the National Health Service? interesting #monsterdon

*checks progress bar* ... where are we going? #Monsterdon #CatGirl1957

He's really pushing Dorothy hard. #monsterdon

i'm now expecting her to leopard-murder the psych before he can come and release her. then there's no one left to let her out

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Sure, you're crazy, but it's a gentle, lady kind of crazy. What you need is a little shopping!

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I regret missing this watch but also is this basis for character in Lost Skeleton of Cadavra anybody?

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First a sanitorium, then shopping and lunch - those wacky American psychiatrists! #monsterdon

abby normal people?

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Sharks? Amnesia? #wtf
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#Monsterdon this guy will be getting eaten by the leopard and will still be insisting that it's her imagination

@RobynGoodfellow Yes, the guard was shining the flashlight so directly into the cat's eyes that it blinded her, but then he didn't see any cat at all. #monsterdon

@apLundell Maybe she just sort of.. inhabits the cat's mind?

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#monsterdon I don't see what the big deal is. Just give her a ball of yarn, a Sunbeam to sleep in, and make sure her bowl is full of Meow-Mix. Problem soly.

"Please take the cases upstairs Anna. Then make us some coffee."

"My name is Nanny McPhee....

<Poof>
... now you're coffee..."

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i swear to god if this movie actually commits to "you're not a cat girl actually you're just hysterical" i will throw my computer across the room #monsterdon

I could never be an inpatient psychiatrist because I'd just end up like, "But what if he IS Elvis?"

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HAVE DINNER TOGETHER

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I had toe beans! I swear it! #Monsterdon #CatGirl

Big, strong hands
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that's it? The light?
No wonder the doc doesn't believe you Leonora
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.....I am disappointed. I wanted to see pawbs.

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Wait she needs to change into the leopard and eat this smug psychiatrist dangnabbit

#Monsterdon Every man is a giant raving prick. I ache for hedge trimmers…

So many posts referencing Alice's Restaurant just sailed through my timeline. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon what did this policeman do to get himself assigned to the jungle beat

So…she's under a real curse, but she's being driven crazy by it too?

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So... it really *is* all in her head?

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These rubber dishwashing gloves with fur on them 😹😹

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"If you're going to make a personal relationship out of this" says the guy who made a personal relationship out of things

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After shouting relax, try condescension, that works well too!

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#Monsterdon leopards can eat little a psychiatrist, as a treat

AND I WAS JUMPIN'
UP AND DOWN

SHOUTIN' "KILL! KILL!"

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She does have nice nails, though

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Tell me to "relax" one more time...

@amyfou She thinks she's a leopard and leopards like to be petted, so... #monsterdon

"What's all this then?" - Bobby
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Not my professional advice but I think in certain cases it may be advisable to eat the face of your psychiatrist #monsterdon

When does Nastassia Kinski show up

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Doctor Brian needs to have about 50% less screen time to be tolerable #monsterdon

i'm gonna start shouting "kill!" out my bedroom window too. #monsterdon

"Kill! KILL!! KILL!!!!"

Yes DEAR, I'm DOING IT dear! #Monsterdon

Her lycanthrophy is that she turns into cow udders!

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so I guess the nurse's job is to snuggle the lady because she's dramatic?

#monsterdon this guy is not only an arrogant shit, he's also a terrible psychiatrist.

More finger foo. Who is going to die? #Monsterdon

Fingers become beans! Mrow! #Monsterdon

Pss pss pss!

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@kcarr2015 I wouldn't have minded one with an actual cat in it

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You might want to let him turn on the light so he can see your transformed hands.

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Nurse! It's time for her daily shoulder-touching. #monsterdon

Here kitty kitty #monsterdon

#Monsterdon this doctor talking to her from 3 inches away is weird

Love this Jungle in the (middle?) of London they got going on
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tasty tasty faaaaaaaaaaaaaaace

bite it

BITE IT

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@Taweret me neither #monsterdon

And what's up with the dead Uncle and husband. Did they not get any funeral?! #monsterdon

Is this one of those psychologists that sleeps with more than one patient at a time? #Monsterdon

@apLundell they didn't have ethics in the mid-50s

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She won't bother him, sure. She'll just kill him for not loving her back.

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If only we could treat more mental illness by saying "OK, let's look at this rationally."

#monsterdon #thecatgirl

bite his
bite his
bite his
face off

bite his
bite his
bite his
face off

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I think I know you well enough that I can take a few shortcuts in my psychiatric process.
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Every character in this movie sucks #Monsterdon