Can't they share?

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@trixter just doing hot girl shit now
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"I decided to come after all" *COUGH* #Monsterdon #CatGirl

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Don't startle the leopard ya weirdos

if Def Leppard doesn't eat the bookburner by the end, I'm gonna riot. #monsterdon

Leonora isn't acting so cursed now.

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Yes everything is fine, just having some girl fun, btw the canary looks yummy! #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe ...and Gorgo #monsterdon

CATGIRL + black leather was already married in the public consciousness, I see.

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"i decided to come after all" tweety was tasty, but no very filling. #monsterdon

Oh hey, a kitty -guy with flashlight #monsterdon

Anyone out there familiar with the not-really-a-sequel (I've heard) to "Cat People" called "Curse of the Cat People"? I recall a description of its plot that sounded something like this.

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Public transport 🥹

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"Some of the best love stories start out with a murder, and that's what this is: a love story." - DeadPool

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I'd like a telephone answering service tbh

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Alfred Hitchcock cameo! #monsterdon

@starkraving666 likes to give the kitties snuggles whether they like it or not. This movie is just what happens when the kitties return the favor.

This family curse is probably because someone struggle-snuggled a witch's familiar 700 years ago.

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Leopard ! Such a pretty leopard 💞

Okay. Now they're just cribbing Cat People frame for frame. #Monsterdon #CatGirl

Very good 'Standing at the corner in stark terror' there.

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Uhh.... did she just teleport into the leopard and then change back to herself?!? #monsterdon

I'm digging the motel artwork that Dorothy has hanging in her apartment. #Monsterdon #catgirl1957

leave, lady, I got an apartment to destroy. I need to knock over everything. #monsterdon

Eat the bird, cat girl!

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One leopard, two potential targets! Who is going down next? My money is on Dottie!

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@Taweret also I wish you hadn't pointed that out, now I can't hear anything but a second-rate impression

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I always bring up my desire to be wrapped up in velvet when I die whenever I am having tea with the girlies #monsterdon

@moira I would also accept "polite burp with a cloud of feathers" later.

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'It’s only a cut-out!'
—'Shhh!'

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#monsterdon "Darn I forgot that.-

Fuckin' forgot what? WHAT?

#Monsterdon that was a lot of words to not say "you killed my bird, bitch"

Telephone Answering Service? Is that something wealthy people had before answering machines?

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"A bus?! ME?!"

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Dinner at 10?! That's kind of late for a murderous catlady. She'll need to snack on your parakeet. #Monsterdon

I really wish when she started talking feathers started floating out of her mouth. #monsterdon

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did she eat the birb or just murder the birb?

Very British of Dorothy to swallow her shock like that.

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Should we have watched the "cats" movie instead? that was pretty scary.
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@plaidtron3000 polypeptide cake?! :ablobcatgooglymlemjumping: #WrongHashtag #monsterdon

I don't understand why they needed this Dorothy character after they'd set up Cathy as an antagonist #monsterdon

@lytta same

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12 minutes left of this movie.
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Dottie: "Hungry?"

Leonora: "No thanks, I had an amuse-bouche."

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WTF. I'm pretty sure the East End docks in the 50s did not have a nice little water front tavern.

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"And that, class, is how we get Cadbury Eggs..."

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#Monsterdon I love velvet, don't you?

The bird!!

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FEATHERS IN HER MOUTH PLEASE

goddammit

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"Take a bus"

At this time of night?

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My friend Dewey would love this....#Monsterdon

*wipes feathers from corner of mouth* #Monsterdon #CatGirl1957

"Lenora, why don't you pass the time with a nice game of solitaire?"

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"That's in the heart of the London Docks"

Where the actual fuck is he sending these women?

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Something tells me I'm not going to get to check the "Happy Ending" square on my Bingo card

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#Monsterdon "meet me at the we're-all-gonna-die tavern on the docks"

timestamp for the bird thing JUST happened in my version

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Dinner at 10 o'clock you say?

Puuurfect!

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12 minutes to go. I hope Leonora cat's make a mess on London
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@log It'd have to be like a food challenge for big cats

"Eat these two whole human beings in 30 minutes and you get them for free! Plus a T-shirt"

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Is the Riverfront Grill even open at 10pm? I don't think so.

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#monsterdon every time some one says "good girl" to an adult woman, I want to 🤮

got I wish he would stop doing the bogart voice

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"Meet me there at ten o'clock?" What kind of person is up for going out at ten o'clock?

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“Chilled to the marrow” cause it’s Britain and we have no heat. #Monsterdon

Cat Girl, written and directed by John Cassavettes #monsterdon

I think we know who is voting for the Leopards Eating Faces party and they aren't the ones getting their faces eaten.

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Dorothy smokes like a chimney. But I guess I would, too, if my psychiatrist spouse made me take on care of their patients all day singlehandedly in public.

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If he were any more of a 1950s doctor he'd be in a cigarette advertisement.

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how are you all a couple minutes ahead of me lmao. is one of the versions missing a bit somewhere in the middle?

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she should embrace the things that that make her different tbh

like being a were-leopard

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"got some spare moments? TRY DRINKING!" #monsterdon

MROW

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She is far too interested in that bird, lol!

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@blogdiva It's that mysterious half-American accent #monsterdon

It's so heavy handed and yet I'm loving all the canary imagery. It's a shame we can't see how yellow her hair is. #Monsterdon #CatGirl

Not the birb! :(

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Aww she wants to curl up like a kitty.
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@log personally: nope, I desperately hope she eats them all

I'm not holding out much hope though

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#Monsterdon I like Brian, but at this point that man is just asking for a face rippin'!
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NO WHY does she now have a room with birds in a bird cage ffs don't eat those birds eat dorothy and the psychiatrist!

Leave me alone with your bird... YES #Monsterdon #CatGirl1957

ANSWER THE DAMN PHONE

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Leonora, DO NOT EAT THE BIRDS!
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yeah, be a "pet." claw her to death. then take her husband and then start in on the local constabulary. #monsterdon

This movie has more drinking than Barfly. #monsterdon

"I'd turn back, if I were you..."

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If she really wants to freak Dorothy out she should start lapping up her cup with her tongue. #monsterdon

She was definitely going to bite the back of her neck. #Monsterdon

So.

Is she gonna eat the bird.

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Leopard print collar classic

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Wait...I want to be buried in crinkly paper. I love crinkly paper. #monsterdon

I do think the dark polish on her nails is well-done. I imagine it was deep red.

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Dothebirdsdie.com #monsterdon

Oh no! Not Tweety Bird!

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Bechdel pass! Super creepy Bechdel pass!

Talking about burial shrouds with another woman!

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That entire conversation about velvet didn't mention a man at all! Bechdel test pass!

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Dorothy's notes:
Throughout the day she did the following:
-Chittered at birds
-Chased a shiny dot of light
-Ordered MeowMix at the diner
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Dessert!

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"Be a pet"

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Alternate title, The Velveteen Leopardess.

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