I think Chud and Psycho are about to meet

#Monsterdon

"...and then she got a job at Lumon." #monsterdon #chud1984

@CactuarJoe well it's about time

#Monsterdon

"Hello police, yes, my mangled dog is malfuncitoning, could you come check it out?" #Monsterdon

is she gonna sing?

#monsterdon

Does the dog... :(
#Monsterdon #CHUD

Home is where the wife is?

#Monsterdon #CHUD1984

@jonny You don't think it is a profound film about how our society's unconscious reveals the cannabalistic nature of social & governmental institutions.

#Monsterdon

She dies as she lived: Walking the dog.

#monsterdon #chud

Val should have been the viewpoint character of the story instead #monsterdon

At this point I am in favor of anything that ends in an explosion happening

Also in favor of anything that doesn't end in an explosion happening TBH

#Monsterdon

But home contains far less booze and cigarettes #monsterdon

Home? I have no home. Hunted, despised, living like an animal! The jungle is my home. But I will show the world that I can be its master! I will perfect my own race of people. My own race of atomic supermen! My own race! of CHUDS!

#monsterdon #CHUD

You guys know it's not a real dog right

I literally told yall this was going to be a super gory one #monsterdon #chud1984

omg!!! Who tf would kill the dog!? #monsterdon

She would go out at night and do yo-yo tricks?!? #monsterdon

The wife didn't look too good

#monsterdon

@kshernandez Don't interrupt the CHUD rave!!!

#Monsterdon

this movie loves all kinds of zooms #monsterdon

Daniel Stern knows parkour.
#Monsterdon #CHUD

Finally!! The CHUD sanctum!!

#Monsterdon

the dog.
Any questions? #monsterdon

And now we know what Somerset saw when he opened the box #se7en #monsterdon

#monsterdon why the hell would he want to go home?

Freddie Mercury: fisherman

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon d'oh corpse trauma

#DoesTheDogDie Well, it's a matter of perspective, I suppose. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe I see what you did there! #PoursBleachIntoEyes #Monsterdon

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and now there's a witness who I think might have been the 'indian chief' in the Village People

I’m concerned.
If A.J. is C.H.U.D.-ded, who will I care about in this movie? #monsterdon

#monsterdon This must be where all those regrettable Jello recipes from the mid century came from-

#monsterdon The sound track is the weak link in this film. It's just random synth noodling.

The poor doggo from the beginning of the movie. #monsterdon

#monsterdon I should've checked "does the dog die?" damnit

wait what that's actually his wife?
#monsterdon

Unsubscribe. #monsterdon

aaaaaawwwwwwgggghhhh it's the dog!
(okay, that was a genuinely good scene tho.)
#monsterdon

No, not poochie! Dammit.
#Monsterdon

CHUDDOG

#monsterdon
#chud1984

At first I thought the dog was a monster, then I realized it was a dog. Not sure which is worse. >.<

#Monsterdon

Uh okay I guess the dog did die

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 📸 🧟 🧟‍♂️ 🧟‍♀️ 🗽 💩 😱

Terrible doggo reveal, I wholeheartedly object.

Dadgum it, why has there ALWAYS gotta be some cute chick in danger #monsterdon

FREDDIE MERCURY!?!?! #Monsterdon

@srol And thank goodness for that!

#monsterdon #chud

#Monsterdon well we found the dog :(

rude

leave the doggo alone

#monsterdon #CHUD

Nooo pupper....

#Monsterdon #CHUD

Sad non-speaking bystander role. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 📸 🧟 🧟‍♂️ 🧟‍♀️ 🗽 💩 😱

Lauren, don't go down there ya weirdo

Why is Freddie Mercury sitting along the river, when the cops show up?

#Monsterdon

I figured the deal with the photographer was that he'd be able to warn people, by photographing the monsters. Given they've already sent people in to fight them, I'm not sure why he's even relevant to the plot now.

#Monsterdon #CHUD1984

/why/ is she going down there‽

#monsterdon

lady WHAT are you doing
didn't even take the crowbar with her 😔
#monsterdon

sorta tuned out on this movie, mostly invested in how shitty everyone's pockets are #monsterdon

CHUD totally ripped off Fall Out Ghouls from 20 years in the future. #monsterdon

@foolishowl you guys are just jerking my toilet chain! I don't believe these movies ever use fire! nope nope #Monsterdon

meanwhile in the boring movie

#monsterdon #CHUD

SHE'S GONNA BLOW #Monsterdon

@wulfric I would go there

#Monsterdon

y'know fisher-price or not those are pretty reliable geiger counters

#monsterdon #CHUD

Does no one look where they’re stepping on a ledge?

#Monsterdon #CHUD1984

Is she now curious about the trap door in their basement?

Daniel Stern's character is going to totally come jumping up through it.

#Monsterdon

Central Hudson Underground Deli

#Monsterdon #chud

YES! C.H.U.D. Interpretive Dance.
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon damn it. Shoulda charged my phone before the movie.

You know, this is actually better than I expected. The movie, I mean, not my phone dying.

It's a CHUD cult!
#monsterdon

@diazona I think dad pulled geigers thumb #Monsterdon

It's a CHUD tai chi class #Monsterdon

TFW you crash a CHUD party #Monsterdon

No idea what is happening now #monsterdon #chud1984

Murphy was a good cop hater. Alas a wall muppet swallowed him whole.
#Monsterdon #CHUD

okay those are fun sewer monsters

#monsterdon

I just remembered the photographer guy and kinda forgot he was in the movie

that was a nice time

#monsterdon #CHUD

I'm no expert but the Geiger counter spiking seems like a sign of trouble

#Monsterdon

MURDERER #monsterdon

Rest in peace Stephen King.
#Monsterdon #CHUD

those feeble 2D cell incandescent torches, damn them all.

#monsterdon
#chud1984

I don’t know about you, but I’m kinda horrified.

#Monsterdon #CHUD1984

@RobynGoodfellow Sit down, Bond.

#monsterdon #CHUD

@jonny if the door moved, it'd be Ben Mover?! :ablobcatgooglymlemjumping: #Monsterdon

I would not have minded a scene like in Independence Day, where the C.H.U.D. comes to life and eats everyone

#Monsterdon

And Murphy and jerk photographer guy were eaten. THE END.

#monsterdon

@diazona @CactuarJoe Same guy, he was versatile

#monsterdon #CHUD

Those CHUDs need a dental plan

#monsterdon
#C.H.U.D.

@Zerofactorial @moira @Louisa Nah, you need something larger. A benzomatic should do it

(I have this at work and it is extremely effective at accidentally almost lighting everything nearby on fire: https://www.bernzomatic.com/Products/Hand-Torches/Manual-Ignition/Classic-Brass-Torch-Kit-WK2201)

#Monsterdon

Just when I was thinking that this movie had too many characters and not enough plot to go around, it starts picking 'em off

#Monsterdon

Breaking news: the reporter got eaten #Monsterdon

OH HELLO THERE
#monsterdon

Ooooooooooh it's Nazi LaCoste at work again

that fucker killed Val tho

he's gotta fucken go

#monsterdon #CHUD

Murdered by a bro, that was pretty common in the '80s. #Monsterdon

"You wanna g'down there?!" "Yeah, I wanna g'down there!"

#Monsterdon

Wow, what a dick

#Monsterdon

OH NO! NOT VAL! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon well that was unexpected

@holly He learned how to use a gun by watching Dirty Harry movies.

#Monsterdon

Oh no! Not Stephen King!

#monsterdon

the original "WWWWIIIIIILLLLLSSSSOOOOONNNNNN"?
#monsterdon

WHO is the red polo shirt guy???? #Monsterdon