I think Chud and Psycho are about to meet
"...and then she got a job at Lumon." #monsterdon #chud1984
@CactuarJoe well it's about time
"Hello police, yes, my mangled dog is malfuncitoning, could you come check it out?" #Monsterdon
is she gonna sing?
Does the dog... :(
#Monsterdon #CHUD
Home is where the wife is?
@jonny You don't think it is a profound film about how our society's unconscious reveals the cannabalistic nature of social & governmental institutions.
She dies as she lived: Walking the dog.
Val should have been the viewpoint character of the story instead #monsterdon
At this point I am in favor of anything that ends in an explosion happening
Also in favor of anything that doesn't end in an explosion happening TBH
But home contains far less booze and cigarettes #monsterdon
Home? I have no home. Hunted, despised, living like an animal! The jungle is my home. But I will show the world that I can be its master! I will perfect my own race of people. My own race of atomic supermen! My own race! of CHUDS!
You guys know it's not a real dog right
I literally told yall this was going to be a super gory one #monsterdon #chud1984
omg!!! Who tf would kill the dog!? #monsterdon
She would go out at night and do yo-yo tricks?!? #monsterdon
The wife didn't look too good
@kshernandez Don't interrupt the CHUD rave!!!
this movie loves all kinds of zooms #monsterdon
Daniel Stern knows parkour.
#Monsterdon #CHUD
Finally!! The CHUD sanctum!!
the dog.
Any questions? #monsterdon
And now we know what Somerset saw when he opened the box #se7en #monsterdon
#monsterdon why the hell would he want to go home?
Freddie Mercury: fisherman
#Monsterdon d'oh corpse trauma
#DoesTheDogDie Well, it's a matter of perspective, I suppose. #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe I see what you did there! #PoursBleachIntoEyes #Monsterdon
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and now there's a witness who I think might have been the 'indian chief' in the Village People
Iβm concerned.
If A.J. is C.H.U.D.-ded, who will I care about in this movie? #monsterdon
#monsterdon This must be where all those regrettable Jello recipes from the mid century came from-
#monsterdon The sound track is the weak link in this film. It's just random synth noodling.
The poor doggo from the beginning of the movie. #monsterdon
#monsterdon I should've checked "does the dog die?" damnit
wait what that's actually his wife?
#monsterdon
Unsubscribe. #monsterdon
aaaaaawwwwwwgggghhhh it's the dog!
(okay, that was a genuinely good scene tho.)
#monsterdon
No, not poochie! Dammit.
#Monsterdon
CHUDDOG
At first I thought the dog was a monster, then I realized it was a dog. Not sure which is worse. >.<
Uh okay I guess the dog did die
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Terrible doggo reveal, I wholeheartedly object.
Dadgum it, why has there ALWAYS gotta be some cute chick in danger #monsterdon
FREDDIE MERCURY!?!?! #Monsterdon
@srol And thank goodness for that!
#Monsterdon well we found the dog :(
Nooo pupper....
#Monsterdon #CHUD
Sad non-speaking bystander role. #monsterdon
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Lauren, don't go down there ya weirdo
Why is Freddie Mercury sitting along the river, when the cops show up?
I figured the deal with the photographer was that he'd be able to warn people, by photographing the monsters. Given they've already sent people in to fight them, I'm not sure why he's even relevant to the plot now.
/why/ is she going down thereβ½
lady WHAT are you doing
didn't even take the crowbar with her π
#monsterdon
sorta tuned out on this movie, mostly invested in how shitty everyone's pockets are #monsterdon
CHUD totally ripped off Fall Out Ghouls from 20 years in the future. #monsterdon
@foolishowl you guys are just jerking my toilet chain! I don't believe these movies ever use fire! nope nope #Monsterdon
meanwhile in the boring movie
SHE'S GONNA BLOW #Monsterdon
@wulfric I would go there
y'know fisher-price or not those are pretty reliable geiger counters
Does no one look where theyβre stepping on a ledge?
Is she now curious about the trap door in their basement?
Daniel Stern's character is going to totally come jumping up through it.
Central Hudson Underground Deli
YES! C.H.U.D. Interpretive Dance.
#Monsterdon
#monsterdon damn it. Shoulda charged my phone before the movie.
You know, this is actually better than I expected. The movie, I mean, not my phone dying.
It's a CHUD cult!
#monsterdon
@diazona I think dad pulled geigers thumb #Monsterdon
It's a CHUD tai chi class #Monsterdon
TFW you crash a CHUD party #Monsterdon
No idea what is happening now #monsterdon #chud1984
Murphy was a good cop hater. Alas a wall muppet swallowed him whole.
#Monsterdon #CHUD
okay those are fun sewer monsters
I just remembered the photographer guy and kinda forgot he was in the movie
that was a nice time
I'm no expert but the Geiger counter spiking seems like a sign of trouble
MURDERER #monsterdon
Rest in peace Stephen King.
#Monsterdon #CHUD
those feeble 2D cell incandescent torches, damn them all.
I donβt know about you, but Iβm kinda horrified.
@RobynGoodfellow Sit down, Bond.
@jonny if the door moved, it'd be Ben Mover?! :ablobcatgooglymlemjumping: #Monsterdon
I would not have minded a scene like in Independence Day, where the C.H.U.D. comes to life and eats everyone
And Murphy and jerk photographer guy were eaten. THE END.
@diazona @CactuarJoe Same guy, he was versatile
Those CHUDs need a dental plan
#monsterdon
#C.H.U.D.
@Zerofactorial @moira @Louisa Nah, you need something larger. A benzomatic should do it
(I have this at work and it is extremely effective at accidentally almost lighting everything nearby on fire: https://www.bernzomatic.com/Products/Hand-Torches/Manual-Ignition/Classic-Brass-Torch-Kit-WK2201)
Just when I was thinking that this movie had too many characters and not enough plot to go around, it starts picking 'em off
Breaking news: the reporter got eaten #Monsterdon
OH HELLO THERE
#monsterdon
Ooooooooooh it's Nazi LaCoste at work again
that fucker killed Val tho
he's gotta fucken go
Murdered by a bro, that was pretty common in the '80s. #Monsterdon
"You wanna g'down there?!" "Yeah, I wanna g'down there!"
Wow, what a dick
OH NO! NOT VAL! #monsterdon
#Monsterdon well that was unexpected
@holly He learned how to use a gun by watching Dirty Harry movies.
Oh no! Not Stephen King!
the original "WWWWIIIIIILLLLLSSSSOOOOONNNNNN"?
#monsterdon
WHO is the red polo shirt guy???? #Monsterdon