Last time I call Raimi plumbing repair. #Monsterdon #CHUD

Oh jesus christ, imagine THAT shit coming out of your shower drain!

#Monsterdon

Nice panning shot of New York there....

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so the CHUDs rigged the drain with a water balloon full of blood? is that what happened?

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It's John Goodman!

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#Monsterdon reverse carrie

#monsterdon "My god it's his wife!"

Thanks random off-screen voice for explaining this plot point to us.

Did they forget to actually have dialog in this shot and have to add it in later?

the drain is chudded
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that's a very fancy showerhead for 1984. #monsterdon

Shower head has separate nozzles for hot and cold

#monsterdon
#C.H.U.D.

I can't take my eyes off... that shower head? I've never seen one like it

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C.H.U.D. shower scene
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Uhhh... what happened to the CHUD in the trapdoor??? #monsterdon

Find mangled dog in basement. Call cops. Jump in the shower. #Monsterdon

OK, a shower murder ripoff scene

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@jsadow i don't come to monsterdon for the issues #monsterdon

Oh FFS of COURSE she’s going to take a goddamn shower. The clichés are what really make this a bad movie #monsterdon

Wahh??? No gratuitious shower nudity?!?! This isn't an 80s film! #monsterdon

The C.H.U.D.s are basically discount Xenomorphs #monsterdon

Was there a dead body crammed into her shower drain?

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it looks like the inspiration for Johnny-5…

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#Monsterdon "the police are coming over, this is the perfect time for a quick shower!" (contributed by the wife)

Good LORD that bathroom decor #monsterdon #chud1984

"My god it's his wife!" is one of the most hilarious ADR ever.
#Monsterdon #CHUD

"Why doncha let us take ya home?"

"...home? [bitter laughter]"

Oh here we go, it's time for Bosch's monologue

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time for the sensual synth music chud shower scene #monsterdon

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Truly horrible wallpaper in that bathroom but it totally picks up the signature rust-red color that's also in her cami style sweater.

So the CHUDs gonna barge in dressed like Norman's Mom right? #Monsterdon #CHUD

@akamran for dinner? #Monsterdon

How will the CHUD know which apartment is hers?

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Some aggressive bathroom wallpaper here. #monsterdon

At least the dog may still be alive...

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I think Chud and Psycho are about to meet

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@whknott well, it happens ... often.... enou #goesQuiet #Monsterdon

"...and then she got a job at Lumon." #monsterdon #chud1984

@CactuarJoe well it's about time

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"Hello police, yes, my mangled dog is malfuncitoning, could you come check it out?" #Monsterdon

is she gonna sing?

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Does the dog... :(
#Monsterdon #CHUD

Home is where the wife is?

#Monsterdon #CHUD1984

@jonny You don't think it is a profound film about how our society's unconscious reveals the cannabalistic nature of social & governmental institutions.

#Monsterdon

She dies as she lived: Walking the dog.

#monsterdon #chud

Val should have been the viewpoint character of the story instead #monsterdon

At this point I am in favor of anything that ends in an explosion happening

Also in favor of anything that doesn't end in an explosion happening TBH

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But home contains far less booze and cigarettes #monsterdon

Home? I have no home. Hunted, despised, living like an animal! The jungle is my home. But I will show the world that I can be its master! I will perfect my own race of people. My own race of atomic supermen! My own race! of CHUDS!

#monsterdon #CHUD

You guys know it's not a real dog right

I literally told yall this was going to be a super gory one #monsterdon #chud1984

omg!!! Who tf would kill the dog!? #monsterdon

She would go out at night and do yo-yo tricks?!? #monsterdon

The wife didn't look too good

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@kshernandez Don't interrupt the CHUD rave!!!

#Monsterdon

this movie loves all kinds of zooms #monsterdon

Daniel Stern knows parkour.
#Monsterdon #CHUD

Finally!! The CHUD sanctum!!

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the dog.
Any questions? #monsterdon

And now we know what Somerset saw when he opened the box #se7en #monsterdon

#monsterdon why the hell would he want to go home?

Freddie Mercury: fisherman

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#Monsterdon d'oh corpse trauma

#DoesTheDogDie Well, it's a matter of perspective, I suppose. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe I see what you did there! #PoursBleachIntoEyes #Monsterdon

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and now there's a witness who I think might have been the 'indian chief' in the Village People

I’m concerned.
If A.J. is C.H.U.D.-ded, who will I care about in this movie? #monsterdon

#monsterdon This must be where all those regrettable Jello recipes from the mid century came from-

#monsterdon The sound track is the weak link in this film. It's just random synth noodling.

The poor doggo from the beginning of the movie. #monsterdon

#monsterdon I should've checked "does the dog die?" damnit

wait what that's actually his wife?
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Unsubscribe. #monsterdon

aaaaaawwwwwwgggghhhh it's the dog!
(okay, that was a genuinely good scene tho.)
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No, not poochie! Dammit.
#Monsterdon

CHUDDOG

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#chud1984

At first I thought the dog was a monster, then I realized it was a dog. Not sure which is worse. >.<

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Uh okay I guess the dog did die

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Terrible doggo reveal, I wholeheartedly object.

Dadgum it, why has there ALWAYS gotta be some cute chick in danger #monsterdon

FREDDIE MERCURY!?!?! #Monsterdon

@srol And thank goodness for that!

#monsterdon #chud

#Monsterdon well we found the dog :(

Why does everyone in this movie look like they could use a shower. #Monsterdon

rude

leave the doggo alone

#monsterdon #CHUD

Nooo pupper....

#Monsterdon #CHUD

Sad non-speaking bystander role. #monsterdon

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Lauren, don't go down there ya weirdo

Why is Freddie Mercury sitting along the river, when the cops show up?

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I figured the deal with the photographer was that he'd be able to warn people, by photographing the monsters. Given they've already sent people in to fight them, I'm not sure why he's even relevant to the plot now.

#Monsterdon #CHUD1984

lady WHAT are you doing
didn't even take the crowbar with her 😔
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/why/ is she going down there‽

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Cargo pants technology has advanced so much since then. #monsterdon

sorta tuned out on this movie, mostly invested in how shitty everyone's pockets are #monsterdon

CHUD totally ripped off Fall Out Ghouls from 20 years in the future. #monsterdon

@foolishowl you guys are just jerking my toilet chain! I don't believe these movies ever use fire! nope nope #Monsterdon

meanwhile in the boring movie

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SHE'S GONNA BLOW #Monsterdon

@wulfric I would go there

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y'know fisher-price or not those are pretty reliable geiger counters

#monsterdon #CHUD

Does no one look where they’re stepping on a ledge?

#Monsterdon #CHUD1984

Is she now curious about the trap door in their basement?

Daniel Stern's character is going to totally come jumping up through it.

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YES! C.H.U.D. Interpretive Dance.
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