#Monsterdon dammit now I want a cheesesteak.

"Walk up loft, fully furnished, comes with C.H.U.D.s" - zillow probably

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Old TV aerial combines the loopy one with the rabbit ears awwwwww

She’s used to clogged drains, .. but wait, what?? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Ladies. If you're ever alone in a horror movie, it's absolutely critical that you don't take a shower.

They so poor they got the baby playing with a wool dryer ball #Monsterdon

oh lol wait I spoke 10 seconds too soon

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That's the diner from "After Hours"! #monsterdon

that antenna DAMN
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Yeah, dinner's ready. Open the door. #Monsterdon

OK, this is definitely the best scene of the movie. I hate that it was only seconds long. Diner CHUD jumpscare.
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ominously clogged drain #monsterdon

A realy NY kid would know never to open the door. #monsterdon

Oh I spoke too soon. Wow he is going all in on that New Yoik accent.
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omg, a young John Goodman? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon so i guess she had to take a second shower offscreen to clean off the blood from the clog

#monsterdon "Hello police? I found a ... mangled ... plushie in my basement?"

you had the perfect opportunity for an “incredulous look at bottle” shot! and you blew it! #monsterdon

@amyfou C.H.U.D.burgers

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huh kid's wearing a climate stripe shirt

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So one of the cops is a chud, but not a CHUD.

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...SHE'S STILL IN THE APARTMENT!?!?! lady you deserve to die. #Monsterdon

Wait hold up, THAT'S JOHN GOODMAN?!
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noooooooo not the kid
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And now back to the 14th consecutive hour of showering.

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You don't have to run faster than a CHUD, just faster than your passed out drinking partner.

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Bum CC: I need to lay off the Mad Dog 20/20 #monsterdon

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CHUD random thoughts about 1:05 into the movie:

Finding a mangled dog in the basement calls for a sexy shower.

Oooooh and that scene went very south very quickly.
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Holy Shit it's JOHN GOODMAN.

Aaand John Goodman gets ate.

were you gonna warn your friend, man, before you just took off like that? #monsterdon

RIP Baby John Goodman.

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Synth door! #monsterdon

Oh I am a little behind the John Goodman jumpscare.
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#Monsterdon the chuds come out at night

They heard the burgers were good.

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Aaaand scream. There y'go. #Monsterdon

Called it 🙌

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john goodman's hair is spectacular #monsterdon

CHUDFORCE On Patrol

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Wow it's John whatshisface

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I presume this is Goodman break out role?

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Eat the cops!

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i have a very weird, vague idea that there was a shower head that had a radio in it and I don't know why but that might be one?

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as promised, it's John Goodman and that other guy; and they order a cheeseburger and coke (not pepsi, which is obvs. what it shoulda been)

@riedlr This movie was written by a 3 year old #pottyHumour #Monsterdon

They serve Margar! #monsterdon

She's got some red on her

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holy shit, is that john goodman, aged 12!? #monsterdon

this is John Goodman's, maybe, 3rd? movie role #monsterdon

Uh oh... a blond in a shower... #monsterdon

No Coke. Pepsi

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#C.H.U.D.

(Yes, including the surprise blood)

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#monsterdon John Goodman!

What the f—John Goodman?!

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@gnomon C.H.U.D. fluid

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You mess with the coat hanger, you're gonna get an abortion whether you want one or not #monsterdon #chud1984

borgar :3
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Shower scene thoughts #Monsterdon

@moira Yeah I don't even know

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You know, I found the clogged and backing up shower much, much more anxiety inducing than the horror movie blood spatter which followed.

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CHUDs are somehow a step up and down from your normal zombies.
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WHAT?!
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wow. wow! #monsterdon

@brooke yep, eirrac

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Hope all these tunnel explorers have had their tetanus shots. Everything looks infectious.

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If that was a REAL NY bum, he'd have chugged the rest of the bottle. #monsterdon

ACA-- wait #monsterdon

the caption for the shower drain pull was (frenzied discordant music) you're telling me #Monsterdon

JUMP SCARE! IN THE SHOWER!

(ugh, gross,that was gross)

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Last time I call Raimi plumbing repair. #Monsterdon #CHUD

Oh jesus christ, imagine THAT shit coming out of your shower drain!

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Nice panning shot of New York there....

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so the CHUDs rigged the drain with a water balloon full of blood? is that what happened?

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It's John Goodman!

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#Monsterdon reverse carrie

#monsterdon "My god it's his wife!"

Thanks random off-screen voice for explaining this plot point to us.

Did they forget to actually have dialog in this shot and have to add it in later?

the drain is chudded
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Shower head has separate nozzles for hot and cold

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I can't take my eyes off... that shower head? I've never seen one like it

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C.H.U.D. shower scene
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Uhhh... what happened to the CHUD in the trapdoor??? #monsterdon

Find mangled dog in basement. Call cops. Jump in the shower. #Monsterdon

OK, a shower murder ripoff scene

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@jsadow i don't come to monsterdon for the issues #monsterdon

Oh FFS of COURSE she’s going to take a goddamn shower. The clichés are what really make this a bad movie #monsterdon

Wahh??? No gratuitious shower nudity?!?! This isn't an 80s film! #monsterdon

The C.H.U.D.s are basically discount Xenomorphs #monsterdon

Was there a dead body crammed into her shower drain?

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it looks like the inspiration for Johnny-5…

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#Monsterdon "the police are coming over, this is the perfect time for a quick shower!" (contributed by the wife)

Good LORD that bathroom decor #monsterdon #chud1984

"My god it's his wife!" is one of the most hilarious ADR ever.
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"Why doncha let us take ya home?"

"...home? [bitter laughter]"

Oh here we go, it's time for Bosch's monologue

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time for the sensual synth music chud shower scene #monsterdon

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Truly horrible wallpaper in that bathroom but it totally picks up the signature rust-red color that's also in her cami style sweater.

So the CHUDs gonna barge in dressed like Norman's Mom right? #Monsterdon #CHUD

@akamran for dinner? #Monsterdon

Some aggressive bathroom wallpaper here. #monsterdon

How will the CHUD know which apartment is hers?

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At least the dog may still be alive...

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