the way he just said "geometrically" instead of "exponentially"... is that a thing??? #monsterdon

get that poor cab driver a throat lozenge. #monsterdon

To warm up a body out of the freezer to a decent temp you need at least a chafing dish #monsterdon

#monsterdon Well, OK then

Science Cop basically sacrificed the life of the coroner to have a dramatic moment with his partner/boss.

#monsterdon

I get it. The budget didn't allow for focus pullers in this film. #monsterdon #blacula

But is the temperature in the fridge under 30? Will we ever know? #monsterdon #Blackula

Mournful music plays as Blacula takes a day nap with his pilfered purse. Just another Tuesday.
#Monsterdon #Blacula

so used to vampires catching on fire in flame it's weird _not_ seeing it

#blackula #monsterdon

Don't Thaw The Blacula
#Monsterdon #blacula

Woo! Dashing down the hall shot has some serious energy to it!

Hope she doesn't chip a fang on that hook, though.

#Monsterdon #Blacula

That is one MASSIVE cross #Monsterdon

That actress really put in the work. #Monsterdon

OK, realistic probably, but damn that screaming when shown the oddly detailed cross is painful and shrill. #Monsterdon

Guitar player still refuses to plug in

#monsterdon

Yeah, I mean... A well-dressed dude who asks politely before doing anything, gives you full information before even asking, yeah, I think you've struck gold there, Tina. He is the walking dead but hey every relationship has challenges. #Monsterdon

sam is not able to come to the phone at this time. #monsterdon

Did he just have a giant cross or stopped and picked one up at 24 Hour Cross R Us
#monsterdon

#monsterdon No Chryslers were hurt in the making of this film

@RobynGoodfellow @Louisa how could you make a vampire movie where the vampire doesn't fuck #monsterdon

Rule #1 in the Blaculaverse: Never un thaw a vampire. #monsterdon

Come on Gordon, whip out the stake!

#Monsterdon

dude walking around with a crucifix lmao

#Monsterdon

TIL vampires can be frozen

#Monsterdon

oh no, there's red paint on the walls!!! :ms_cat_scream:

#monsterdon #blacula

Nice knowing you, Luva-2 #Monsterdon

Oh hey @Louisa Looks like the vampire fucks in this one. Kept his shirt on for some reason though. #monsterdon #Blackula

Say g'night, Sam.

#monsterdon

Gordon gets the math. LA is toast.

Although I'm actually thinking it's Fibonacci ratioed. I'll do the math later.

#Monsterdon

w o w on that shot come on #monsterdon

#monsterdon BREAKFAST!!!

Sassy cab lady OWNS this movie. Except for William Marshall. #monsterdon

@Crazypedia

This event really constipates the network. 30 minutes of toots from one individual can be squeezed through at once.

#Monsterdon
#Blacula

hell yeah juanita jones #monsterdon

Is "sass" still a like bad term? It was for a while, about black women atleast. But it's so fun to say. I still like it.
#Monsterdon #Blacula

TOLD YOU #Monsterdon

Here we go, Juanita gonna kill and eat this man. I knew it! #blacula #Monsterdon

Ha! What a great corpse run, haven't seen a good one like that since Return of the Living Dead :D #Monsterdon

Shoulda locked the door Sam. #monsterdon #Blackula

@jonny sea chances, however, looking slim #monsterdon

That graveyard scene is legit quality #monsterdon

@Crazypedia teehee 🙂

#Monsterdon

you didn't lock the door bro...

#monsterdon

Now Peter Pan is without his enemy. #monsterdon #blacula

That first run to the toilet in the morning be like....

#monsterdon

@Canageek @jonny Eek what is happening to that corpse's skin? And now she's breathing again? Wow, that's some spa treatment! #Blacula #Monsterdon

OH that is the sound of Juanita thawing out? lmao I thought it was Sam messing around with the keys at first.

#Monsterdon

Aww shit! Blacula just got isekaied.
"Chasin` tail could get you killed you know."
This taxi lady is filled with so much sass. Sass talking a Dracula was maybe a bad idea though... Yep bad idea.
#Monsterdon #Blacula

NOOOO HE'S NOT GONNA LOCK THE DOOR BECAUSE HE'S GONNA ANSWER THE PHOOOOOOONE

#monsterdon #blacula

Jeez, apparently part of the Curse of Blacula is excessive sweat. #Monsterdon

So Blacula equated his turning into a vampire to enslavement... and I think he might just be accidentally turning everyone feeds from... is the end going to be him dying to free everyone he accidentally turned? 🤔 #monsterdon

THE ICE IS MELTING!!! #Blacula #Monsterdon

This guy is just gonna let people get attacked by vampires until everybody believes him #Monsterdon

He told you! He told you not to yeah yeah him. And what did you do? You yeah yeah'd him.

#Monsterdon #Blacula

this movie is so unlike all other #monsterdon movies in that they are really like following through on the "plot" and there is a plausible way this movie could play out in the last 30m

#monsterdon

Was the doc always wearing an ankh?

#Monsterdon #Blacula

Sam not even a little skeptical about warming up her body. #Monsterdon

Elisha Cook Jr! #monsterdon

What'd they make that gurney out of? A penny farthing? #monsterdon #Blackula

I have a feeling that the hook hand coroner is about to get eated. #blacula #monsterdon

There are a bunch of crossover cast members between Blacula and Star Trek the original series. #Monsterdon

I wish the cabbie would just be a vampire who berates people for being stupid. #Monsterdon

Sam Hook Guy was also on Star Trek. He defended Kirk against a court martial. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Why the hook?

Sam's not gonna lock the door, is he? #Monsterdon

Watching my poor server constantly gather reems and reems of #monsterdon toot and shove whole threads into my home timeline as the movie rolls on is kind of funny 😅

this white dude is ABSOLUTELY gonna die because he's ignoring the investigator guy

#monsterdon #blacula

no sam okay wtf did i hear

#blackula #monsterdon

70s fashion is bad. But somehow not bad in this movie? Maybe it's the funky soundtrack doing some heavy lifting to distract me from weird fabric choices.
#Monsterdon #Blacula

Wait, he has a hook?
#monsterdon

casually disassociating in the passenger seat of the car due to trauma

#monsterdon #blacula

#Monsterdon It could be worse, baby; it could be raining.

Can't you stake her inside the refigerator?

#monsterdon #blacula

Nothing like a good staking #monsterdon

@allanb The Buffyverse answered that question pretty definitively

#Monsterdon

Gordon... Locked door ain't gonna help when there's windows in the room.

Nevermind. Sam's an idiot.

Probably gonna become an undead idiot.

#Monsterdon

@lorgonumputz there's work to do but they can make it i believe in them #monsterdon

WHEN DID VAMPIRES TURN GREEN?

#monsterdon

@amyfou I think his cape doesn't breathe #monsterdon

If ya wanna be my Luva, ya gotta get with my fangs #monsterdon

Oh hey. They buried him in his moisture mask. #monsterdon #Blackula

Oh good, Billy and Bobby can be together for eternity and eat anyone who calls them a fa- oh the cop killed him again. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon haha now THAT's scary

I love how in movies people can quickly dig a perfect grave with a shovel. Directors have never used a shovel. #Monsterdon

"...oh, _that's_ what you meant by steak night"

#Monsterdon #Blacula

Welp, I just got jump scared. #blacula #Monsterdon

Don’t you punch him he’s gay! #monsterdon

so has he turned all his victims? i think only the cab driver is unaccounted for #monsterdon

Like how americans pronounce an ending E as in Mamuwalde, … or Rosinante in The Expanse. sounds nice #Monsterdon

Meanwhile Dr. Not-A-Cop is shoveling dirt directly onto where Michelle is standing.

#Monsterdon

This movie is even more nuts from here on out. #Monsterdon Just wait until you see the Donkey Kong combat sequence.

So ... does she not suspect that he was invovled in the mysterous deaths of two guys in Dracula's castle?

That kind of follows on from learning he's a two-century old victim of Dracula.

#monsterdon

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE GIRLFRIEND! everybody is getting suckered!

#Monsterdon
#Blacula

@lytta @Louisa That would be really nice

#Monsterdon

listen, in the 70s, i imagine anyone who understands consent would be an instant 100 points up in the listing. #monsterdon

Ooooooo, NOW it's a love story! Consent for the win! #Monsterdon #blacula

...So there's a shark in the grave? #Monsterdon

@blogdiva brb dying

but not in the vampire way xD

#blackula #monsterdon

Then again maybe she wasn't so much listening to the story as just listening to The Voice. #monsterdon #Blackula