Here, let me loosen up that cape...

Finally my question is answered, is this a vampire who fucks? (Yes)

#Monsterdon

Why is Blacula so sweet?!?!? #monsterdon

@jonny Yeah, there is one person I'm seeing like 10 minutes ahead, and several who came in late. #Monsterdon

Based on the music, there must be a big shark in that graveyard!

#Monsterdon #Blacula

"I've lived again to lose you twice."

Dude's got some lines

#Monsterdon

He comes on a little strong but damned if Blacula isn’t a panty dropper #Monsterdon

You had her right up to "Count Dracula"

#Monsterdon #Blacula

Assuming he's right that she's his wife reincarnated, he should still get to know who she is NOW as a person before proposing. #Blacula #Monsterdon

If those are her grubby grave-digging clothes, she must be really dressed up when she goes grocery shopping

#monsterdon

"I want you to be my dead wife." That's never creepy. But at least he's willing to take no for an answer.

#Monsterdon #Blacula

She hears that whole story and is like "Dracula is a myth" instead of "Are you a nut?" #monsterdon #Blackula

omg RESPECTFUL BLACULA #monsterdon

She's taking all of this information pretty well. I love a protagonist who doesn't slow the film down needlessly. #Monsterdon

Unusually honest for a vampire, I gotta say. #Monsterdon

@paco Oh, do they have sideburns too? #monsterdon

When digging up a body, always prepare for vampires.
#Monsterdon

@jonny i think the confusion is with the sequel Scream Blacula Scream #Monsterdon

Blacula spills all the tea!

#Monsterdon #Blacula

oh he's being really upfront here

#Monsterdon

Blacula for killing that nice couple you get a brand new cape!
Now you just need a Dracula medal to complete the ensemble.
He is a monster, but he has a delightful chuckle.
#Monsterdon #Blacula

@lytta @Louisa Maybe? But I think he's only had one white victim so far, and we don't even really know what happened to him

#Monsterdon

"You are my wife"

GOODBYE CITY LIFE

#blackula #monsterdon

#monsterdon I'm losing track of who's been bitten and who hasn't

GUUUUUUUUUUUUUURL run from Willis, RUUUUN!

#Monsterdon
#Blacula

@paco Seems to be something that comes on when he's in attack mode #monsterdon

"Let me try to help you understand"

I'm a vampire and I've killed about half a dozen people so far. Pretty simple really. #Monsterdon

i'm gathering between message delivery delays and what ppl are talking about that we have like a 30m desynchronization range and i think some of y'all are watching a different movie. peak #monsterdon

"You are my wife"

No… I don't think she is?

#Monsterdon

THE DEAD ONES
Hmm, interesting book title.. :blobfoxthonking:
#blacula #Monsterdon

SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL LIBRARY, YOUALL #monsterdon #Blacula

DON'T INVITE THE VAMPIRE IN. #monsterdon

at the— [pauses to be interrupted]
yes, at the club #monsterdon

#monsterdon Why she have to change her sweater, but he doesn't?

good eeeeevening

HE SAID THE THING!!!

#monsterdon #blacula

plot convenience publishing always ready to serve your moviemaking needs

#blackula #monsterdon

ah, The Dead Ones, my favorite classic piece of vampire literature (?)

#monsterdon #blacula

I'll just take everyone else by force.

#Monsterdon

@paco when he bites it grows #Monsterdon

RIP probably the best gay representation in the 70s.
#Monsterdon #Blacula

But baby, I'm sexy crazy!!#monsterdon

That is a damn good turtleneck #Monsterdon

A supportive spouse would go graverobbing with you at 2am. Just saying.

#Monsterdon #Blacula

#monsterdon These sweaters

Ok Jack. You're hot, but you're fucking insane. Get the fuck out

#Monsterdon

I know when you're a vampire, every problem looks like something a bite would solve. But I think some of that "mind control" stuff in some mythos would work to get negatives back without resorting to murder. #monsterdon #blacula

@Louisa I think it's being *slightly* implied that he's turning his Black victims and not the white ones? #monsterdon

That's how I want to be talked about. The big dude with the cape #monsterdon

beat up billy's body what the alliterative ... oh wait

#blackula #monsterdon

The newly-vamped photographer's floppy acting was amazing. What could have been silly was super creepy.

#Blacula #monsterdon

detective guy: gonna be real with you here. i think this mf is a vampire.

#monsterdon #blacula

I'm really /really/ curious if Jefferson Twilight from #VentureBrothers was based off of one of blacula's victims, it's the kind of thing the writers might have done :hyperthinking:

#Monsterdon #blacula

librarians think everyone is nuts ma'am, don't worry about it. #monsterdon

Well, vampire transformations are happening faster and faster ...

#Monsterdon #Blacula

"Thanks Disco Janet"

"Solid"

#monsterdon #Blackula

Another sports jacket, another turtlenecck.

Kudos to the costume designer.

#monsterdon

… that’s Cpt. Donald Varley from the Yamato #Monsterdon

Everyone in this film has great sweaters. #Monsterdon

@gnomon I didn't see any invitation

#Monsterdon

Disco Janet!

#blackula #monsterdon #SOLID

Slur count at the halfway mark: 3 😞

(2 of which are by the cop-adjacent character, but still)

#Monsterdon

Whoops I had it way turned up because of the musical number, so the Blacula attack was extremely too loud for a moment

#Monsterdon

Oh sure. You can just dig up a corpse because a cop "has a crazy thought".

#monsterdon

if you don't work in the dark you're never gonna catch a vampire

#blackula #monsterdon

Why does every single movie IN THE WORLD have people reading books backwards? Does nobody grok books?

#Monsterdon

"Who the hell would want a dead {insert flur here}?" YIKES #Blacula #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Oh no not the cop. It's officially now a pandemic

Ah yes, every lab has a big jar that just says "POISON" on it, next to "SALINE SOLUTION STERILE" and "GAUZE"

#monsterdon

Blacula vampirism is fact acting. #monsterdon

Dr Thomas just comes into the office to stare out the window for a while. #monsterdon

Again with these freaking cops. #monsterdon #Blackula

You wanna like...put on an apron over your beautifully finely beaded costume before you develop photos? #monsterdon #Blacula

@jonny
Did you notice that when Blacula went after his first victim, a man, he drank from the *wrist*? Then the woman photographer he went for the neck.

Hidden homophobia?

#Monsterdon
#Blacula

@moira I see what you did there 😂

#Monsterdon

I like how 'The Laboratory' is basically 'a few science bottles 'n shit'

#monsterdon

who the hell would want a dead faggot?

third best line in this film so far

#monsterdon #blacula

confirmed maximalist vampiric transmission - we're in a vampire's world now, it's just a matter of time #monsterdon

I know getting good focus in in monochrome red light is difficult put you could've made SOME effort. #monsterdon #blacula

@chirpbirb She says ACAB! #monsterdon #blacula

Smart of her to clench the picture in her fist. You always wanna do anything you can to put as much evidence on your corpse as possible, on the off chance it'll help someone stop the guy who murdered you. #Monsterdon #blacula

YEAH SHE'S A COOL VAMPIRE NOW #monsterdon

Hey, for once the cop gets eaten by the pastry! #Monsterdon

Vampire on roller skates!

#Monsterdon #Blacula

that woman's got bite!

#monsterdon #blacula

"Wait, when'd this darkroom get _two_ curtainsssssOH SHIT"

#blackula #monsterdon

i do not like the choice to give him weird tufts of facial hair tho

#monsterdon

Come on lady, put it together. He's a "Big dude with a cape", and he doesn't show up on film.

Figure it out! Oh. Never mind. Too late.

#monsterdon

*develops the photos*

Dun dun DUUUUUUN #monsterdon

"Where's that big guy with the cape?"

I'VE A FEELING YOU'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT #Monsterdon

blacula girl says ACAB

#monsterdon #blacula

Wait. It's overall transferable to at least 3rd generation? Likely more, as I'd guess Dracula wasn't the original original.

Los Angeles is converted in about 20 days. The country in 2 months.

#Monsterdon

Y'all, when the urge to get capes overwhelms you, shop on Etsy and not Amazon, support small vampire businesses. #Monsterdon

are we sure skillet wasn't a baseball player?

#blackula #monsterdon

OH NO, not the pretty photographer lady!!! 😱
#Monsterdon #blacula

tried to Shazam this. great job #monsterdon

That decor is in the style known as "premature thrift store" #Monsterdon

also this #monsterdon brought to you by coors lite: it takes like piss

#monsterdon #blacula

All cops are blood sources

#monsterdon

@Lazarou Same Science that we got a whole Division to Investigate 😛

#Monsterdon

calling slave the guy that has blood slaves; like he's better than the pimps.

#Monsterdon
#Blacula

if this were me i would accidentally drink the developing fluid instead of the coors lite

#monsterdon #blacula