Blacula for killing that nice couple you get a brand new cape!
Now you just need a Dracula medal to complete the ensemble.
He is a monster, but he has a delightful chuckle.
#Monsterdon #Blacula
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#monsterdon I'm losing track of who's been bitten and who hasn't
GUUUUUUUUUUUUUURL run from Willis, RUUUUN!
@paco Seems to be something that comes on when he's in attack mode #monsterdon
"Let me try to help you understand"
I'm a vampire and I've killed about half a dozen people so far. Pretty simple really. #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe she only rents the apartment, not the owner. Powerless...
i'm gathering between message delivery delays and what ppl are talking about that we have like a 30m desynchronization range and i think some of y'all are watching a different movie. peak #monsterdon
THE DEAD ONES
Hmm, interesting book title.. :blobfoxthonking:
#blacula #Monsterdon
SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL LIBRARY, YOUALL #monsterdon #Blacula
DON'T INVITE THE VAMPIRE IN. #monsterdon
at theβ [pauses to be interrupted]
yes, at the club #monsterdon
#monsterdon Why she have to change her sweater, but he doesn't?
THE DEAD ONES. where can i check this book out please? #monsterdon
plot convenience publishing always ready to serve your moviemaking needs
The sweater game in this movie.
ah, The Dead Ones, my favorite classic piece of vampire literature (?)
I'll just take everyone else by force.
@paco when he bites it grows #Monsterdon
RIP probably the best gay representation in the 70s.
#Monsterdon #Blacula
But baby, I'm sexy crazy!!#monsterdon
That is a damn good turtleneck #Monsterdon
A supportive spouse would go graverobbing with you at 2am. Just saying.
#Monsterdon #Blacula
#monsterdon These sweaters
Ok Jack. You're hot, but you're fucking insane. Get the fuck out
I know when you're a vampire, every problem looks like something a bite would solve. But I think some of that "mind control" stuff in some mythos would work to get negatives back without resorting to murder. #monsterdon #blacula
@Louisa I think it's being *slightly* implied that he's turning his Black victims and not the white ones? #monsterdon
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That's how I want to be talked about. The big dude with the cape #monsterdon
beat up billy's body what the alliterative ... oh wait
The newly-vamped photographer's floppy acting was amazing. What could have been silly was super creepy.
detective guy: gonna be real with you here. i think this mf is a vampire.
I'm really /really/ curious if Jefferson Twilight from #VentureBrothers was based off of one of blacula's victims, it's the kind of thing the writers might have done :hyperthinking:
librarians think everyone is nuts ma'am, don't worry about it. #monsterdon
Well, vampire transformations are happening faster and faster ...
β¦ thatβs Cpt. Donald Varley from the Yamato #Monsterdon
Everyone in this film has great sweaters. #Monsterdon
@gnomon I didn't see any invitation
Disco Janet!
Slur count at the halfway mark: 3 π
(2 of which are by the cop-adjacent character, but still)
Whoops I had it way turned up because of the musical number, so the Blacula attack was extremely too loud for a moment
Oh sure. You can just dig up a corpse because a cop "has a crazy thought".
if you don't work in the dark you're never gonna catch a vampire
Why does every single movie IN THE WORLD have people reading books backwards? Does nobody grok books?
"Who the hell would want a dead {insert flur here}?" YIKES #Blacula #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Oh no not the cop. It's officially now a pandemic
In the 1970s, if you said you were going to dig up a body, would it be confusing?
you know, since "dig it" was a cool slang term?
I'll show myself out
Ah yes, every lab has a big jar that just says "POISON" on it, next to "SALINE SOLUTION STERILE" and "GAUZE"
Blacula vampirism is fact acting. #monsterdon
Dr Thomas just comes into the office to stare out the window for a while. #monsterdon
Again with these freaking cops. #monsterdon #Blackula
You wanna like...put on an apron over your beautifully finely beaded costume before you develop photos? #monsterdon #Blacula
@jonny
Did you notice that when Blacula went after his first victim, a man, he drank from the *wrist*? Then the woman photographer he went for the neck.
Hidden homophobia?
@moira I see what you did there π
I like how 'The Laboratory' is basically 'a few science bottles 'n shit'
confirmed maximalist vampiric transmission - we're in a vampire's world now, it's just a matter of time #monsterdon
I know getting good focus in in monochrome red light is difficult put you could've made SOME effort. #monsterdon #blacula
@chirpbirb She says ACAB! #monsterdon #blacula
YEAH SHE'S A COOL VAMPIRE NOW #monsterdon
Smart of her to clench the picture in her fist. You always wanna do anything you can to put as much evidence on your corpse as possible, on the off chance it'll help someone stop the guy who murdered you. #Monsterdon #blacula
Hey, for once the cop gets eaten by the pastry! #Monsterdon
Vampire on roller skates!
that woman's got bite!
"Wait, when'd this darkroom get _two_ curtainsssssOH SHIT"
"where's the big dude with the cape?" well, i think you're about to find out ma'am. #monsterdon
i do not like the choice to give him weird tufts of facial hair tho
Come on lady, put it together. He's a "Big dude with a cape", and he doesn't show up on film.
Figure it out! Oh. Never mind. Too late.
*develops the photos*
Dun dun DUUUUUUN #monsterdon
"Where's that big guy with the cape?"
I'VE A FEELING YOU'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT #Monsterdon
blacula girl says ACAB
Wait. It's overall transferable to at least 3rd generation? Likely more, as I'd guess Dracula wasn't the original original.
Los Angeles is converted in about 20 days. The country in 2 months.
Y'all, when the urge to get capes overwhelms you, shop on Etsy and not Amazon, support small vampire businesses. #Monsterdon
are we sure skillet wasn't a baseball player?
OH NO, not the pretty photographer lady!!! π±
#Monsterdon #blacula
tried to Shazam this. great job #monsterdon
That decor is in the style known as "premature thrift store" #Monsterdon
also this #monsterdon brought to you by coors lite: it takes like piss
All cops are blood sources
@Lazarou Same Science that we got a whole Division to Investigate π
calling slave the guy that has blood slaves; like he's better than the pimps.
if this were me i would accidentally drink the developing fluid instead of the coors lite
She goes home and turns on Earthbound walking around music before working with CAUSTIC CHEMICALS WHILE HALF NAKED #Monsterdon
Swenson! DONT TOUCH ANYRHING #Monsterdon
We should have shown a episode of Duckula before the main feature. #monsterdon
me, chanting excitedly: floating cape! floating cape!
@paco Definitely could have been a tagline! #monsterdon
#monsterdon Wow the clothes are really incredible
Also, a pattern. Ugly beard means Vampire Mode.
#Monsterdon
Y'know, the club works pretty well here. Like that we're getting a lot of time with it.
red scene
Ouch poor Skillet #monsterdon
Why couldn't the title of the film be "That's one strange dude!" instead of "Blacula". #monsterdon
Ok, so in about 24 hours or so, Blacula has figured out photography and his invisibility factor? This is one badass brilliant mofo.
HIS NAME IS SKILLET
JESUS #Monsterdon
"there's a reason for that skillet"