She goes home and turns on Earthbound walking around music before working with CAUSTIC CHEMICALS WHILE HALF NAKED #Monsterdon

Swenson! DONT TOUCH ANYRHING #Monsterdon

We should have shown a episode of Duckula before the main feature. #monsterdon

me, chanting excitedly: floating cape! floating cape!

#monsterdon #blacula

@paco Definitely could have been a tagline! #monsterdon

#monsterdon Wow the clothes are really incredible

Also, a pattern. Ugly beard means Vampire Mode.
#Monsterdon

Y'know, the club works pretty well here. Like that we're getting a lot of time with it.

#Monsterdon #Blacula

red scene

#monsterdon #blacula

Ouch poor Skillet #monsterdon

Why couldn't the title of the film be "That's one strange dude!" instead of "Blacula". #monsterdon

"there's a reason for that skillet"

#blackula #monsterdon

HIS NAME IS SKILLET

JESUS #Monsterdon

It's ok Mamuwalde, I hate when people take my picture too. #Monsterdon

Those guitarists must be really talented to produce an entire horn section sound #monsterdon

i want this vampire reveal through the photos real bad, excitingggg

#monsterdon #blacula

@steggy it's The Hayes Corporation of "Don't Rock the Boat" fame #Monsterdon

Dude has literally been in a box for 200 years and he knows about photographs?
#Monsterdon

Damn he has a sexy voice #Monsterdon

Blacula does not suffer jive turkeys. #Monsterdon

whoot whoot camera alert oh noes

#blackula #monsterdon

"that is one strange dude" My friend, you don't know the HALF of it! #blacula #Monsterdon

"He's as dead as you can get" Oh you'd be surprised how dead he can get. #monsterdon #Blackula

skillet finally calling out the strange dude for being a strange dude

#monsterdon #blacula

ImdB has some trivia!

#Monsterdon #blacula
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068284/trivia/

#Monsterdon I know this is the 70s and all, but people sure as shit have an easy time just knowing where people are.

I like Skillet's vibe. #blacula #Monsterdon

Watch for those birthday party photos all over your Pixelfed feeds

#monsterdon

look if you are a vampire in a world that doesn't know that vampires are real yet you should probably not be the one suggesting that it is possible for there to be vampires #monsterdon

@neia And let it always be funk #monsterdon

Can we just listen to the band for the rest of the evening?

#monsterdon

EPILEPSY WARNING

(camera flash)

#monsterdon #blacula

I'd like to see the band's full set please. Vampires can wait...

#Monsterdon

The band is in so much trouble for cutting up the church choir robes. #Monsterdon

@Fanfalla he saw a home that needed some rearranging and couldn't stay down

#monsterdon #blacula

wuh oh the mirror shown in act one

#blackula #monsterdon

"making some arrangements of my own" dinner arrangements. #monsterdon

Does the band get paid extra for thematically appropriate lyrics? #Monsterdon

This is the sexiest soundtrack imo #monsterdon

Damn, a SECOND song? #Monsterdon

OH NO, WHERE'S THE GAY INTERIOR DECORATOR?!?! :ying_sweat: 😱 #blacula #Monsterdon

I need to find more William Marshall movies (sadly he had a small role in Twilight's Last Gleaming)
#monsterdon

i'm glad blacula is actually accepting that his wife is gone, the story doesn't have to hang onto that plot thread and it's probably better for it

#monsterdon #blacula

jfc the ring was loud enough did you really need the horn it on top of it?

#blackula #monsterdon

yuk air kiss creepyness. if he’s the one supposed to be the good guy, he should stop doing this #Monsterdon

Love the music and costumes of these singers!! #monsterdon #Blacula

Meanwhile... Now.
Present day, present time.
#Monsterdon #Blacula

Oh dear. The Walking Decorator. #Monsterdon

When Blacula says FOREVER, he means it. #monsterdon

Remember, everyone, if there aren't four on the floor, it's not disco.

#blackula #monsterdon

immediately trying to assess what kind of Champagne the Historical Blacula would be familiar with #monsterdon

Blacula checking out the backup dancers' tops, wondering where he can get a cape and shirt in one garment #monsterdon

Returning her purse is a slick move. #Monsterdon #blacula

❗

#monsterdon #blacula

Oh! The band found microphones! #monsterdon

man if some dude showed up in a club like that and acted that formal and was dressed like that, surely he'd attract more attention....?

Or @Taweret is right and he just can pull off the outfit and attitude

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Dancer on left male cameltoe

@zenhob Oh yeah definitely, I think that was more or less expected going in

#Monsterdon

"TWO FAGGOT INTERIOR DECORATORS" Man, don't talk about me and my wife like that #monsterdon

blacula casually walking up and looking for his dead wife in the hippest joint in this film

#monsterdon #blacula

"My.....DEAD....wife"

Oh, that routine is it?

#monsterdon

HEY, HE MAKES A GOOD POINT ABOUT IT BEING UNLIKELY TO BE THE PANTHERS #monsterdon #Blacula

@Louisa Let The Sideburns in #Monsterdon

The non-monster scenes are stealing the show!

#Monsterdon

Bring on the Funk!
#Monsterdon #Blacula

If Dr Thomas keeps questioning the system like this he's gonna get institutionalized #monsterdon #Blacula

Did they need the hook hand? #Monsterdon

Theeeres the f-slur. Damn, coulda done without that. #monsterdon #blacula

Custom character on a cutscene moment

#monsterdon #blacula

I love when #monsterdon has a club and musical number and this is no exception

Aw yeah, gotta have a song and dance number. That should be mandatory for all movies tbh

#Monsterdon #Blacula

...Man I'm tryin' to be sensitive but that is the whitest dancing I've ever seen out of a black dude >_> #Monsterdon

Black investigator like "hey I can't help but notice that police don't seem to spend much time investigating murdered Black people 😐" #monsterdon

This is on point as fuck #monsterdon #Blacula

@apLundell Straight up: I've seen those in real life so many times

#blackula #monsterdon

I love him shutting down the Panther paranoia!

#monsterdon

I know the director wish they did which is good
#monsterdon

Oof, I, uh, am pretty sure dude is not paranoid, that it's pretty standard that sloppy police work would involve more black victims. 😬 #blacula #Monsterdon

@strangefour plus Elphaba. #Monsterdon

Yeah the Panthers were notorious vampires. #Monsterdon

And there it is. In review: ACAB. #monsterdon #Blackula

Eek, yeah, wish they had edited that part
#monsterdon

Heh. Panther activity. Yeah, they're 70s cops alright. #Monsterdon

I think I saw part of this decades ago. But I forgot it was a revenge flick on top of being a Blackspoiltation classic.
#Monsterdon #Blacula

Is this a Chemo's song?

#Monsterdon

Gordon Pinsent, Canadian icon #Monsterdon

This band doesn't need microphones, nor do the musicians need to plug in... they're that good

#monsterdon

Ah, 70's fashion. Napkins and table cloths fastened with brooches.
#Monsterdon

@blogdiva I want Michelle's orange crochet cardigan

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon COFFEE STATUS: WE HAVE REPORTS OF POTENTIALLY INBOUND COFFEE SOON.

#monsterdon ridiculous ... or is it?

"You shall be... BLACULA!"
🤘
#Monsterdon #Blacula

The dime store Brides of Dracula.
#Monsterdon #Blacula

Is the doctor going to turn out to be BlacHelsing? #monsterdon #Blackula

The morgue is upstairs?

#Monsterdon #Blacula

"Continuity" is a strange and foreign land to the makeup crew responsible for Blacula's makeup and hair. #monsterdon #blacula

@starkraving666 Oh man. Blacula: The Musical would be *spectacular* :D #Monsterdon

hm, a lot more precision used for the cabbie

#blackula #monsterdon

Okay, Bechdel watch is out of the way early on #monsterdon

Coroner has a hook hand. Betting that there is no reason for this, he's just got a hook hand.

#Monsterdon