I don't want to know what he's doing with that purse after he closes that coffin lid (to that sexy music) #monsterdon

that cop who walked by was a dead ringer for Jimmi Simpson #monsterdon

@Crazypedia not really but I think there are 4 so far, counting Blacula himself

#Monsterdon

Gotta love a sports jacket and turtleneck.

#monsterdon

What do I comment? coffee? #monsterdon #blacula

"Slavery has merit I believe." Dracula is an asshole and a monster.
Yes I am way behind. Tea and snack and cats have delayed me even more.
#Monsterdon #Blacula

It’s hard out here for a vamp. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I don't have the shoes to go with this yet, but I'll keep looking. (strokes purse)

Every time Blacula seems lost after killing someone, I imagine he's thinking "Oof, what am I doing with my life"

#Monsterdon

suit jacket over turtleneck that's how you know it's the 70s

#Monsterdon

If I'd spent a century locked in a coffin as a prisoner, when I got out, I would probably find some place else to sleep.

#monsterdon

@sean Yeah, right there? Seems kind easy to break into EVERY APARTMENT o.0

That or she might have hidden hers in the breaker panel or fire extinguisher or something? #Monsterdon

No means no, Blacula #monsterdon

ELISHA COOK!

#Monsterdon
#Blacula

@jonny We do always root for the monster 👍

#TeamBlacula #Monsterdon

"Aw man. Saw my dead wife, chased her through the street, got so pissed I bit another woman instead. Well. Back to bed, tomorrow's another night." #Monsterdon

The sensual touch of a vampire... who yells before biting... #monsterdon

Anyone keeping a body count?
#Monsterdon #blacula

DON'T SHAKE HIS HAND!

#Monsterdon
#Blacula

#monsterdon This is why every woman in the 70s had a knife under her arm when walking home at night

this vampire makeup is wildly inconsistent lmfaoooo, i love the eyeliner they gave him for this scene

#monsterdon #blacula

@allanb Okay but that comment pretty much applies to all #monsterdon films at some point. Do better!

"what're you doing with that knife?"
answering the door, obviously. #monsterdon

Lady cabdriver is awesome #monsterdon

Yeah, Sam. Get your racist ass outta here.

#Monsterdon

Lmao cab driver lady has big Niecy Nash vibes #monsterdon #Blacula

Lady keeps futzing about with her house and I keep expecting Blacula to be right there.

Turn on the lights? Blacula jumpscare. Look behind the curtain? Blacula. Sit on the couch? There is no couch, only Blacula.

#Monsterdon #Blacula

Where the fuck did his mutton chops go? #monsterdon #blacula

I love Tina's hooded shirt thing, super cute. #Monsterdon

Dr. Thomas's mustache is so thick you can see him coming around the corner

#monsterdon

look, i would also have a hard time explaining that some weird man with sideburns in a cape stole my belongings

#monsterdon #blacula

70s locks like that, no wonder there was a crime wave

#blackula #monsterdon

In the Blacula reboot, the cabbie is played by queen latifah. #monsterdon #blacula

Good ST! #blacula #monsterdon

*knocking intensifies* Her: *grabs a knife* Me: Same
#blacula #Monsterdon

#monsterdon The opening of the door, the locking of the door -- 30 seconds of film

Listen, I know the 70's had issues but... (gestures at all the styles)
#monsterdon

I wonder if faking the kiss is standard vampire bite technique

#Monsterdon

You'll all be teary eyed during the touching Blacula Goes To Sleep theme

#monsterdon

GIRL he just got hit by a CAB!!! That shit fuckin hurts yo! #monsterdon

I want Luva's shoes!! #monsterdon #Blacula

Spare keys are stored in the hallway?

#Monsterdon #Blacula

I'm crushing your head! I'm crushing your head!

#blackula #monsterdon

His cheeks got hairy again!!! #blacula #Monsterdon

Wow Blacula looks great now that he’s had a meal

#monsterdon

#monsterdon The hat?

Not the sassy cab driver!!! #monsterdon

"ma'am, you forgot your purse!" #monsterdon

IMBECILE #monsterdon

I really want to see taxi lady kick his ass.

#monsterdon.

Honestly, I feel more like giving this movie a good critical analysis and finding a bunch of extratextual context. It's too good to let lie as is. Just like Blacula. #monsterdon #blacula

"...my what large teeth you have"

#Monsterdon #Blacula

you the only imbecile on this street, BOYUH

#monsterdon #blacula

WOW LOL #monsterdon #Blacula

#monsterdon Hang on a moment, did Blacula shave off his sideburns in between scenes there?

Why is Blacula trying to sell her a luffa?

#Monsterdon

NO!!!!! NO THE DOORS THAT WON'T OPEN!!!! AAAAACK!!!!!

#Monsterdon
#Blacula

damn I wish I had a purple mourning cape #monsterdon

ooo, those shoes! okay, the costuming in this movie is delicious. #monsterdon

Okay, is it just me or does this soundtrack slap harder than it has any right to? #blacula #Monsterdon

WELCOME TO THE 20TH CENTURY, BLACULA #Monsterdon

look i love doppelganger love story ok #monsterdon

Playing funk music for the chase scene where this woman is scared out of her mind 😂 #monsterdon

she hit blacula with a damn car

#Monsterdon

@kcarp 💯

#Monsterdon

Blacula And The Quest For The Woman Who Isn't His Wife From Like 200 Years Ago

#monsterdon #blacula

Oh yes disco chase music, these vibes are 💯 #monsterdon

Damn, Louva can *move* on six-inch wedge heels O_o #Monsterdon

Clearly her running brings the funk. #monsterdon

She's making good time in those heels. #monsterdon #Blackula

Bruh, she is clearly not Luva, move on. 🙄 /hj
Lol #Monsterdon #blacula

i know i keep saying it but this soundtrack is soooooo good

#monsterdon #blacula

I don't remember this part of Blade 🤔 🧛🏿‍♂️
#Monsterdon #blacula

@trixter A bit of casual racism and some vampire spawn, mostly

#Monsterdon

Respectfully pulling the skin off the neck of the deceased #monsterdon

*gta wasted sound* #monsterdon

his "associate." is that like "comrades" is soviet russia? #monsterdon

@trixter Dracula begat Blacula, who woke up in Queens and ate a couple of gay interior decorators. Y'know, basic early morning stuff :D #Monsterdon

@Fanfalla you can be my "associate" :blobfoxwink:

#monsterdon #blacula

I would love to know what the corner report said
#monsterdon

oh dang those shoes

#blackula #monsterdon

clothes are ace #Monsterdon

His... "associate" guess that could have been worse. Ohh.. DANG.. then the under taker just lays it _down_. #monsterdon #Blackula

unzips #monsterdon #Blacula

Love the cloaks on these ladies, great look :D #Monsterdon

you know girl ain't a sister cuz i would have NOPED the fuck out of that creepy place.

#Monsterdon
#Blacula

#monsterdon He's a doctor?

i'm crying at the "rude" line oh my fucking god

#monsterdon #blacula

It seems to me that William Marshall is "overengineered" as an actor for this movie. He should be on the stage, not in this sty.

#Monsterdon
#Blacula

"Two inches deep" into the neck is almost halfway through. #monsterdon

Jumping into #monsterdon mid-stream, what have i missed? :D

A RAT BITE LMAO #monsterdon

The dead guy is cringing because of the pseudo science dialog.

#Monsterdon

The veins are supposed to be empty Detective, they drain the blood at the funeral home.

Ohhh aww, they're not going to bury Bobby with his husband. 😭 #Monsterdon

Two or three inches *deep*? Fangs must have been grazing the spine.

#Monsterdon #Blacula

"His associate " oooo, so no one wants to admit they're gay. #monsterdon #blacula

Nice of the organist to play along their talk #Monsterdon

this is my favorite episode of six feet under #monsterdon

I need to remember to get a screenshot of that knitted cap for @WizardOfDocs #Monsterdon

you separated them in death because they're interracial?? what the fuck????

#Monsterdon