A RAT BITE LMAO #monsterdon

The veins are supposed to be empty Detective, they drain the blood at the funeral home.

Ohhh aww, they're not going to bury Bobby with his husband. 😭 #Monsterdon

The dead guy is cringing because of the pseudo science dialog.

#Monsterdon

Two or three inches *deep*? Fangs must have been grazing the spine.

#Monsterdon #Blacula

"His associate " oooo, so no one wants to admit they're gay. #monsterdon #blacula

Nice of the organist to play along their talk #Monsterdon

this is my favorite episode of six feet under #monsterdon

I need to remember to get a screenshot of that knitted cap for @WizardOfDocs #Monsterdon

you separated them in death because they're interracial?? what the fuck????

#Monsterdon

Is the funeral parlor next to the warehouse? How did he not know about traffic?
#Monsterdon

the Suit Jackets in this movie. 😽 #monsterdon

...and as a result, is the second Black vampire is going to be a gay man? #monsterdon

“SciDiv, back off.”

#Monsterdon

"Scientific Investigation Division"? ...Is he a cop? FBI? We'll just call him SID. #Monsterdon

Capes are coming back in style #Monsterdon

"i've never seen a rat bite that size before"

#Monsterdon

i don't think rats bite two or three inches deep lmao

#monsterdon #blacula

@lysdexic *groan* 👏

#Monsterdon

Good thing he's undead, they didn't get a casket large enough to fit Bobby's afro with the lid closed. #Monsterdon

"This sometimes happens, it's a reflex"

Corpses are always getting up to some shit when you're not looking

#Monsterdon

"It sometimes happens, ladies. It's only a reflex."

#Monsterdon #Blacula

The lady in the green sweater has a fantastic aesthetic. I want her sweater and shawl though, fr. #blacula #Monsterdon

Oh, sure. The "Scientific investigation division". Sounds legit.

#monsterdon

Tall Barbie is in da house.

#Monsterdon
#Blacula

I need a cape #monsterdon #Blacula

Ahh, Dinner! #Monsterdon

he hasn't been embalmed yet but he's laid out in the coffin? what

#blackula #monsterdon

Aw he seems like he’s having fun. I love a Dracula that isn’t tortured by his immortality

#Monsterdon

She got that cloak from an Omega Man tag sale. #monsterdon #Blackula

That looks like a nice coffin tbh. I'd take a nap in there #monsterdon

Yay, he came back! #monsterdon

HE'S ALIVE! #Monsterdon #blacula

dead people have reflexes???

#Monsterdon

blacula: ah shit i think i made another vampire

#monsterdon #blacula

The corpse is the casket is doing an awful lot of breathing. :blobfoxthonking: #monsterdon

#Blacula 's first victims are really a sweet interracial gay couple... aaaand now he's laughing maniacally and closing himself back in his coffin. OK #monsterdon

Good laugh on Blacula, guess that was pretty funny. #Monsterdon

Vampires I buy, a wool cape centuries old that isn't moth eaten though? #Monsterdon

Just thought of something really funny right before bed I guess. #monsterdon #Blackula

The focus puller needs to be fired. Again. #monsterdon #blacula

Why is the warehouse full of "Frame Stampings" and turpentine cans?

#Monsterdon #Blacula

have to figure out what the status of making more vampires is in this universe, is it like lost boys vampires where they want to make more of them, or like interview with the vampire where they don't want to make more. and also how is it spread. like did we just lose the husbands or did we gain two new vampires #monsterdon

Thank you Dracula for the reminder exposition in case we had forgotten

#Monsterdon

dracula got a nighttime snack, gonna go eepy in him coffin now

#monsterdon #blacula

NO CAPES

oh wait wrong movie

#Monsterdon

First sight of Blacula and he's ashy as hell. #monsterdon #blacula

a voiceover for the audience members not up on their short term memory to 10 minutes ago

#blackula #monsterdon

CAPE TIME! #Monsterdon #blacula

@CactuarJoe After like 200 years without access to a bathroom, seems fair

#Monsterdon

Aww, darn, no self-control for the starving vampire. #monsterdon

Blacula could use a bit of a trim and a shave. #Monsterdon

Oh, except for the cardboard boxes with the "Fragile" stickers.

Those look brand new.

I guess those were left there by the real-estate agent, after they re-opened the hidden room?

#monsterdon

Blacula is pissed he has to drink blood. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon funreal scene

nice cape

#monsterdon

Love interest doppelganger!
#Monsterdon

Okay, why are Blacula's cheeks hairy though? :blobfoxthonking: #Blacula #Monsterdon

HE'S GOT THE CAPE LET'S GOOOOO

#monsterdon #blacula

@moira haha love the reference, LPL is great

#Monsterdon

That's a lot of frame stampings. #monsterdon

That is a HUGE wound for just brushing your arm with a crowbar. And why isn't the shirt sleeve bloody too? #monsterdon #blacula

Wow this guy thought you could just take down Blacula with a two by four as if he’s never heard of a vampire before #Monsterdon

Oh yeah, that first drink is always the best.

#Monsterdon #Blacula

Guess he doesn't only eat white people, kinda disappointed. /Hj #Monsterdon #blacula

Eattin two twinks for a first meal? I wish it were me #monsterdon

So when did Dracula seal Blacula into this room? Did they say and I missed it?

Those crates, and the pad-lock, look roughly WW1 vintage?

#monsterdon

I wish they weren't killing off the campy gay couple, but it was nice having them on screen. I can't remember, I hope the cops don't call them slurs. #Monsterdon

We know there's violence from the rapid strumming of the mini harp.

#Monsterdon #Blacula

#monsterdon NOM NOM NOM

Dracula's curse transformed the prince to look like he's 30 minutes into being made up to perform Cats #monsterdon

#monsterdon Blacula rises from his uneasy deathly slumber and, driven by an insatiable hunger for human blood, STRIKES

MONSTER JAWS

📈 Sidekiq
📉 Performances
🔥 Database

(meow.social actually with the #Monsterdon live toot)

Don't talk to me until I've had my morning blood

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon BREAKFAST

If you need Frame Stampings, this basement is your go-to source

#monsterdon

mmmm, that good, fresh white people blood

#monsterdon #blacula

No customs in #Monsterdon

What an unfortunate coincidence

#Blacula #monsterdon

@blogdiva You mean the sequel to the 1972 Blacula??? #monsterdon

Who knew vampirism caused horrible facial hair?

Oh, wait. Nevermind. It's just the 79s.

#Monsterdon

*stretch*

#Monsterdon

@blogdiva isn't that the sequel??? #monsterdon

Blacula RISES, drawn by the scent of blood with -- I feel certain -- enough cocaine to kill a bull elephant #Monsterdon

but this is somehow still more gay representation than I saw on TV growing up in the 90s #Monsterdon

These queens are killing it ahahahaha #monsterdon #Blacula

OMG, "We're gonna be rich, my love." THEY'RE HUSBANDS, I CALLED IT!!! #Monsterdon #blacula

I feel like a coffin from the house of Dracula should maybe have been check by Van Hesling and/or the real estate attorney
#monsterdon

I love this pair of interior decorators, they make a cute couple. #Monsterdon #blacula There's no way they're only business partners. *Wink wink* :P

Oh honey that's never coming out of that shirt. #monsterdon #Blackula

@brooke haha but they probably don't make movies about the ones who looked in the coffin first

#Monsterdon

We rented a warehouse without electricity. At least we explained how Mamuwalde got to Los Angeles

#Monsterdon #Blacula

YOU SILLY LAMP QUEEN #Monsterdon

Exactly how I open locks. #Monsterdon

The board to the back just pisses Blacula off even more

#monsterdon

Oh damn, that is a nice shirt. Nice jacket to. #Monsterdon

THE CREME DE LA CREME OF CAMP LMFAOOOOO #monsterdon #Blacula

Regardless of what ends up happening to them, I appreciate that our introduction to the modern day is a fantastically fabulous interracial gay couple. #monsterdon

Limp wrist DETECTED #monsterdon

OH NO HE'S BLEEDING LMFAO

#monsterdon #blacula

oh ofc he cuts himself just in time

#monsterdon