It occurs to me that Blacula has figured an awful lot out about the 20th century while only spending a few days in it. No culture shock? #monsterdon #blacula

don't shoot him, you'll just make him mad. #monsterdon

Girl, Tina is still mad y'all are gonna arrest her boyfriend. #blacula #Monsterdon

The actors really emote in this one, huh.

#monsterdon

Oh, he doesn't eat pork! Classy. #Monsterdon

Should have lead with that crucifix, dude! #monsterdon

All the cops wear motorcyle helmets but the bikes were not in the budget. #Monsterdon

LA Cops being massively homophobic while on patrol.....

#monsterdon

of course, all the cops are white and blonde in 19770s whatever this is. San Fran?

#Monsterdon
#Blacula

Cops using slurs?

This movie is so unrealistic

#monsterdon

The little guy I made is watching me watch Blacula #monsterdon

VAMP SLAP #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe same

#Monsterdon

That's some _prime_ wokka-chikka wokka-chikka in the soundtrack.

#monsterdon

This movie rules actually. Loved the tense conversation between the doctor and Blacula. And the music Augh

#Monsterdon

this chase music though omg :blobfoxheadphones:

#monsterdon #blacula

hey, i think our man has got it. #monsterdon

@diazona @Canageek @lytta No, geometric means just power law increase, not faster than power law #monsterdon

I'm here for any movie that has wokitcha-wokitcha. :D #Monsterdon

@diazona @lytta Ah, I thought they were different rates of growth! Thank you #Monsterdon

Good work figuring out that the vampire is the weird guy who habitually wears a cape.

#monsterdon

Can't you smell what the Skillet got cooking? Not really. #monsterdon

Lol, ACAB Blackula!

#monsterdon

"We need some hot music for Blacula. Especially the drums. But what could the drummer do to give us a unique sound?"

"Sixteens on the hats?"

"Oh, my god. That's genius!"

#monsterdon

Lol he ordered a bloody Mary 😂 no blood in that one, you better hope their recipe doesn't call for garlic!
#Monsterdon #blacula

When Skillet says he has something really groovy, you believe it.

#monsterdon

Oooooo, the doctor is putting it all together!
#blacula #Monsterdon

@Canageek @lytta I just looked it up and apparently geometric growth just means exponential growth, according to Wikipedia, so in that sense I think he was using it right

#Monsterdon

He's having flash flashbacks #Monsterdon

Why did LA cops dress so Fash/Kinky in those days?
Oh right...

#monsterdon

he is a straaaaaaange dude

you can say that again

#monsterdon #blacula

@chirpbirb ENHANCE BLACULA #monsterdon #blacula

Librarian guide the BLACK guy to the BLACK ARTS & OCCULT section and asks, you're gonna be here for a while?

and we're supposed to throw our heads back and laugh.

#Monsterdon
#Blacula

I love Skillet. RIP Nancy, the photographer. :(
Skillet is gonna be upset when he finds out. #blacula #Monsterdon

Skillet please calm down you’re not getting laid. #monsterdon

Skillet is the best

#Monsterdon

Hey hey! No use of the bad F-word please. We don't fucking do that here science man.
#Monsterdon #Blacula

@brooke also wondering why he knows what a Bloody Mary is

#Monsterdon

@jonny @apLundell In Bram Stoker's Dracula (book), native earth was in coffins. #Blacula #Monsterdon

Oh he's got a BIG skillet does he

or that's what he _says_ anyway

#blackula #monsterdon #what

Skillet knows some shit is up. And also he wants that cape. #Monsterdon

Detective Malthus over here #monsterdon

Is the band prescient or what?

"Make it a Bloody Mary."

"Black Arts."

#Monsterdon #Blacula

right; vampires are so hard to capture on film, that's why he's so blurry

#monsterdon #blacula

Oh shit, is the doctor gonna straight up call out his sister's boyfriend for being a vampire? #blacula #Monsterdon

That's what I do when I see a crucifix and sunlight too tbh #monsterdon

coffins are elusive?

#blackula #monsterdon

'70s coats are amazing. I had some great ones when I was young.
#Monsterdon

@Zerofactorial Three so far! "Star Trek actors grow geometrically!" #monsterdon

@lytta I believe it actually is, yeah

#Monsterdon

camera person please focus in on blacula more

#monsterdon #blacula

Blacula's closest just one black tux and cape combo set after another. #monsterdon

So, playing with the cop uh?
#monsterdon

Cause of death: the sun #monsterdon #Blacula

@moira @lytta 𝑛ᵥₐₘₚᵢᵣₑₛ∈ℕ #monsterdon

uh-oh what happened to Denny?

#Monsterdon
#Blacula

@moira "Well, we can't ignore what the world calls the *black arts*, can we?" -- #Blacula #Monsterdon

"Hahahaha. Draculas are ridiculous... Unless?"
#Monsterdon #Blacula

Not watching,but loving the #Monsterdon conversation.

"Make it a Bloody Mary" Ar Ar Ar Ar. #monsterdon #Blackula

Back to the band. And another on-point lyric.

#monsterdon

BLOODY MARY AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR

#blackula #monsterdon

Oh honey, I feel the same way when someone points a cross at me. #monsterdon #blacula

@rwhe Yeah, the actor was immediately recognizable (Elisha Cook Jr.) #monsterdon

Literally "Interview With The Vampire"

#monsterdon

that cut to the new club was so sharp and so different in audio tonality i legit thought it was a cut to commercial

#blackula #monsterdon

Pretty calm reaction to seeing a vampire, I must say.

"Mass unemployment, starting with me."

#monsterdon

@rwhe so was Dr. Thomas! He played Captain Varley in TNG 2x11 "Contagion"

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "I love you"? Really, girl? Blacula's not the only one with relationship issues.

aw juanita jones :( re-murdered by the cross #monsterdon

When the vampire cabbie is running toward the camera, she's out of focus until about 4 inches from the camera. That was a choice you could make, and they made it. #monsterdon #blacula

Note to self: waking up from the dead, you'll be very thirsty
#Monsterdon #blacula

"Flood the city with cops" is pretty much the default response. #monsterdon

@lytta yes - geometric progressions are real and different to exponential

#blackula #monsterdon

#monsterdon a Vampdemic!

@davesdogmaggie
The natural way to dig would be without sharp angles, but movie grave-digging always has 90-degree angles.

#Monsterdon
#Blacula

@chirpbirb Now their models are at PS3 level of geometry. #monsterdon #blacula

The lady who plays Juanita was REALLY giving her all as a vampire; an excellent acting job, imo. #blacula #Monsterdon

the way he just said "geometrically" instead of "exponentially"... is that a thing??? #monsterdon

get that poor cab driver a throat lozenge. #monsterdon

To warm up a body out of the freezer to a decent temp you need at least a chafing dish #monsterdon

#monsterdon Well, OK then

Science Cop basically sacrificed the life of the coroner to have a dramatic moment with his partner/boss.

#monsterdon

I get it. The budget didn't allow for focus pullers in this film. #monsterdon #blacula

But is the temperature in the fridge under 30? Will we ever know? #monsterdon #Blackula

Mournful music plays as Blacula takes a day nap with his pilfered purse. Just another Tuesday.
#Monsterdon #Blacula

so used to vampires catching on fire in flame it's weird _not_ seeing it

#blackula #monsterdon

Don't Thaw The Blacula
#Monsterdon #blacula

Woo! Dashing down the hall shot has some serious energy to it!

Hope she doesn't chip a fang on that hook, though.

#Monsterdon #Blacula

That is one MASSIVE cross #Monsterdon

That actress really put in the work. #Monsterdon

OK, realistic probably, but damn that screaming when shown the oddly detailed cross is painful and shrill. #Monsterdon

Guitar player still refuses to plug in

#monsterdon

Yeah, I mean... A well-dressed dude who asks politely before doing anything, gives you full information before even asking, yeah, I think you've struck gold there, Tina. He is the walking dead but hey every relationship has challenges. #Monsterdon

sam is not able to come to the phone at this time. #monsterdon

Did he just have a giant cross or stopped and picked one up at 24 Hour Cross R Us
#monsterdon

#monsterdon No Chryslers were hurt in the making of this film

@RobynGoodfellow @Louisa how could you make a vampire movie where the vampire doesn't fuck #monsterdon

Rule #1 in the Blaculaverse: Never un thaw a vampire. #monsterdon

Come on Gordon, whip out the stake!

#Monsterdon