Good eye to see a black bat in the middle of the night, random lady on the fire escape. #Monsterdon

Are bats that uncommon?
#monsterdon

15 minutes left, perfect amount of time for a climax and brief wrap-up.

#Monsterdon

@neia This is slightly increasing my motivation to see Twilight

#Monsterdon

Poor Tina, grieving the serial killer, erm, I mean, the vampire she loves. #blacula #Monsterdon

Uh, faxmodem #Monsterdon

I really feel for Tina, she meets a handsome gallant man that loves her deeply (in two lifetimes!) and she has to lose him again. #Monsterdon

is it just me or did blacula unlock the sideburns dlc outfit while he was gone

#monsterdon #blacula

@SnoopJ
Common law maybe?

#Monsterdon
#Blacula

"there's nothing happening here, nothing to get excited about here, please leave!"

#monsterdon

the vampires don't want much, no flash photography, no cops, surely there could be some kind of arrangement to be made #monsterdon

peter piper packed a peck of pickled porkers

#blackula #monsterdon

im sure there's a logical explanation. sometimes people just turn into bats

#monsterdon

"He's killed innocent people!"
"Nobody I know, though."

That's how you have to be to sustain a vampire romance.

#Monsterdon #Blacula

Tina is no longer with us, folks. #monsterdon

He turned into a bat. Blacula is fly

#Monsterdon

Oh boy. It's a bat. It's a vampire.

#monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 maybe flint floors were fashionable in the 70s?

#blackula #monsterdon

The animated bat's not great, but it's better than a rubber prop on a wire. #monsterdon #Blackula

nana nana nana nana BAT MAN

#blackula #monsterdon

Cause this is THIRLLER!
#Monsterdon #blacula

Goddamn it, if someone is going to remake Blacula, I feel like it ought to be Boots Riley. I would also accept Jordan Peel, but maybe also both? #monsterdon #blacula

BAT TRANSFORMATION UNLOCKED

#monsterdon #blacula

he turned into a bat!!! he can do that i guess

#Monsterdon

Ok, this woman Tina has no will. She gets seduced by the vampire, now she's going to help get him killed

Or... That's what she wants us to think. Been nice knowing you, Gordon.

#Monsterdon

good eeeeeevening, gentlemen

HE SAID IT AGAIN

#monsterdon #blacula

Man, the Doc is a dab hand with a shovel! #Monsterdon

It was..... FRAME STAMPING POISONING!!! #monsterdon

The upcoming barrel-throwing scene was later used by the developers of Donkey Kong. Blacula did it first! #Monsterdon

That’s not how fire works! #Monsterdon

...This reminds me of DND a couple weeks ago. So much flammable wood around the vampires... #monsterdon

@moira @Canageek It does seem quite believable that this was retconned at some point in the past couple centuries

#Monsterdon

Now you think of the kerosene lamps. #monsterdon

NOT DOC FROM BTTF

#monsterdon #blacula

effective vampire weapons:

#monsterdon #blacula

love the bat transformation, swift and cool

#monsterdon

Pretty sure oil lamps don't explode when you throw them, but, then again I've never thrown one. :ablobfoxhyperthinking:
#blacula #Monsterdon

☑️ flaming vampire cop #monsterdon

The ecology of this movie is a bit awkward. Imagine if every time you ate anything, you produced another human. You can't stop eating, but you're going to outstrip the ecosystem pretty fast.

As a vampire, I'd make a point of driving a stake through the heart of everyone I ate, just in case.

#Monsterdon #Blacula

Ahhh, yes. The old Molotov cocktail lamp trick!

#Monsterdon #Blacula

Good thing the vampires all congregated at Molotov Cocktails R Us. #Monsterdon

they lit a dude on fire!!

#Monsterdon

Perfectly normal to have a box of fully fueled lamps.

#monsterdon

NO THE VAMPIRE COPS!

#monsterdon #blacula

HA! I was actually writing down a complaint about the lack of bats. Then we got a shape shift. Yay!

#Monsterdon

when did he make a bunch of holy molotovs lol

#monsterdon

LET'S PLAY WITH FIRE!

#monsterdon #blacula

@plaidtron3000 @moira Ah that one seems a bit more fantastical

#Monsterdon

you already know that they are vampires yall there is no excuse for not having stakes and silver bullets when you raid the vampire warehouse #monsterdon

So was there a sale on green makeup?

#monsterdon

Bruh, Johnson got eaten. #Monsterdon #blacula

@Canageek Interesting, I haven't seen that analysis, only the commentary on silver. Both are plausible, I suppose.

#blackula #monsterdon

That's a lot of vampires. And warehouse full of bacon. #monsterdon #Blackula

So... Did Blacula create vampires that only prey specifically on black people? #Monsterdon

Need a gun that fires crosses #monsterdon

do they have stakes or not

#Monsterdon

That's a lot of vampires! #blacula #Monsterdon

deadcop #monsterdon #blacula

Why are some of them green?

What does that indicate?

#monsterdon

oh wow there are a lot of vampires now

#monsterdon #blacula

Chekovs flammable liquid bottles

#monsterdon

There go all the Frame Stampings

#monsterdon

@moira @diazona Another mythform says that vampires are soulless, and that mirrors and cameras see the souls of living beings, so vampires are invisible to them. #monsterdon #blacula

@plaidtron3000 he WAS an African prince who presumably knew at least three languages and traveled to petition Dracula to help stop the slave trade, so like... I think he's probably had some experience with culture shock #monsterdon

@moira I would appreciate a story with that level of thought put in 🙂

#Monsterdon

Even blacula knows #acab #Monsterdon #blacula

"...what the hell is that?"
"A door, Jack. It's a door."

#Monsterdon #Blacula

The bongos in this search music are pretty sick. #Monsterdon #blacula

Thanks for the slurs.

#Monsterdon #Blacula

No, look guys. You gotta carry out your dead. Otherwise the vamps are just drafting new troops.

#Monsterdon

With the two antique dealers dead, I'm going to count this as an "Abandoned warehouse."

In case that's on anyone's bingo cards.

#monsterdon

Cops are not very competent IMHO
#monsterdon

"I don't drink... wine. Champagne is cool though."
#Monsterdon #Blacula

"He is a... Strange.. Fella" is a weird catch phrase to make everyone say
#Monsterdon #blacula

they're gonna disturb blacula's precious naptime :blobfoxsleep:

#monsterdon #blacula

brotha here is playing some serious games with this caped dude that looks like a vampire.

#Monsterdon
#Blacula

@moira I've seen a literature professor (the one who did my annotated Dracula copy) argued that the silver connection was made well after the fact, historically it was thought mirrors showed the soul, and since Vampires didn't have one, they didn't appear. #Monsterdon

No no! Absolutely go after him on foot. Bring backup with you. #monsterdon #Blackula

Warehouse identified! It's on!

#Monsterdon
#Blacula

Wow her outfit is so weird and 70s but also feels like it would fit in perfectly in 2024. That purple crop top is powerful.
#Monsterdon #Blacula

"They all look alike" Mamuwalde needs to take out more cops. #monsterdon #Blackula

Not sure how everyone knows the right vampire rules but maybe the mythology is more consistent in a world where Dracula the vampire historically existed. #monsterdon

Great. Grungy RHPS casts carry through the ages.

#Monsterdon

@moira ooooh this makes a lot of sense

So I wonder if an aluminum mirror would work?

Or a digital camera?

#Monsterdon

My dudes, how did you not come prepared with a cross?
#Monsterdon

Was literally in the middle of typing this when the cops called him a slur. *Facepalm* #blacula #Monsterdon

SUN TIMER LET'S GOOO!! #monsterdon #blacula

"No Hammer, please don't hurt him!" may have been sourced from this movie lol
#monsterdon #blacula

that is an adorable little kimono thing, tina. A+ #monsterdon

bro what are you gonna do without your crucifix

#monsterdon

always waiting for a split second for Jackie Brown to appear #Monsterdon

fuck this _all too realistic_ homophobia is ... a lot

#blackula #monsterdon

@blogdiva LA I believe

#Monsterdon

Blacula does not have reservations. How will he get a table now?
Oh I guess he's got some rizz.
#Monsterdon #Blacula

"They all look alike" ~ white cop

#monsterdon #blacula

Ah, it's the SENSITIVE cop cam -_-; #Monsterdon

you know all interior decorators look alike

#monsterdon #blacula

INTERIOR DECORATOR BOBBY?!?! Is that you?! #blacula #Monsterdon

@jonny and that means there won't be a new cop vampire 👍 #monsterdon

he's a _vampire_ hon, cops aside, he's gonna kill some people, it's part of the gig

#blackula #monsterdon