wait, when did he get the ability to turn into a (giant?) bat?
#Monsterdon #blacula

they've got him cornered in the chemical plant!!!

#monsterdon #blacula

are you sure you want to go to the underground chemical plant because this is how you make jokers

do we need blackula jokers?

i mean they'd probably be better than regular jokers BUT

#blackula #monsterdon

I'm rockin' to Theme Of Underground Chemical Plant #2 here #Monsterdon

The Harley rider went by again. Mass is over.

I forgot it was #Blacula on #Monsterdon this week. Hollywood is real life. Everything else is a hologram.

I'm adding some timekeeping to a game rn to get those sweet sunrises and sunsets going.

People gripe a lot about #UE5 performance. 5.3 kicks ass compared with #UE4 or earlier UE5's, at least with World Partition working correctly. Without it, fps is low. Getting it to work correctly took weeks of messing around.

Have a stiff neck. Ugh.

this chemical plant bongo music is gooood

#monsterdon #blacula

Underground chemical plant. This is your chance movie: Dr. Kiss cameo! #monsterdon #Blackula

Underground Chemical Plant #2 I think means that this movie is canonically in the Sonic the Hedgehog universe

#Monsterdon

@moira "She's now entering underground chemical plant number 2." #Blacula #Monsterdon

The sick bongos are back!!! #Monsterdon #blacula

honestly thought vampire form would look way dumber based on the trailer but this works for me

#blackula #monsterdon

Everyone else gets hand-me-down capes #Monsterdon

What the world needs now, is love, sweet love

#Monsterdon

I think I kind of get the plot: she is somehow killed by cops and has to get the blacula thing to live???

#monsterdon #blacula

"oh underground chemical plant #2, I should have known!"

#Monsterdon

Still craving for cheesy movies, then come on over Saturday nights 8 Eastern/7 Central to the riffotronic hashtag on X. Bad and weird movies from a lot of genres. Enjoy bad movies in slightly better company #monsterdon

this movie is weirdly romantic in a multiple decade spanning kinda toxic way

#monsterdon #blacula

I think I actually need to concentrate on the end of this movie..... ahhh #monsterdon

Tina’s got that thrall pretty bad #Monsterdon

"Underground Chemical Plant #2" is such a good shitty 2000s rock band name

#monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 They're safety lanterns for use in areas with high numbers of undead #monsterdon

Y'know, this is a fully believable Vampire: The Masquerade campaign. #Monsterdon

🦇 looks like paper and sounds like paper #Monsterdon

Thanks to What We Do In The Shadows I expect every vampire to yell "BAT!" before they take bat form.

#Monsterdon #Blacula

OMG, are Tina and Blacula ACTUALLY gonna run away and elope together?!?! Idk if I should find this romantic, but I do.
#blacula #Monsterdon

Okay but what's with these lamps that bust into flames when thrown
That's not how oil lamps work #monsterdon

#monsterdon That guy must have a radio and battery in his pants

The bit players in this are on point.
#monsterdon

Good eye to see a black bat in the middle of the night, random lady on the fire escape. #Monsterdon

Are bats that uncommon?
#monsterdon

15 minutes left, perfect amount of time for a climax and brief wrap-up.

#Monsterdon

@neia This is slightly increasing my motivation to see Twilight

#Monsterdon

Poor Tina, grieving the serial killer, erm, I mean, the vampire she loves. #blacula #Monsterdon

Uh, faxmodem #Monsterdon

@SnoopJ
Common law maybe?

#Monsterdon
#Blacula

is it just me or did blacula unlock the sideburns dlc outfit while he was gone

#monsterdon #blacula

"there's nothing happening here, nothing to get excited about here, please leave!"

#monsterdon

the vampires don't want much, no flash photography, no cops, surely there could be some kind of arrangement to be made #monsterdon

im sure there's a logical explanation. sometimes people just turn into bats

#monsterdon

peter piper packed a peck of pickled porkers

#blackula #monsterdon

"He's killed innocent people!"
"Nobody I know, though."

That's how you have to be to sustain a vampire romance.

#Monsterdon #Blacula

Tina is no longer with us, folks. #monsterdon

He turned into a bat. Blacula is fly

#Monsterdon

Oh boy. It's a bat. It's a vampire.

#monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 maybe flint floors were fashionable in the 70s?

#blackula #monsterdon

The animated bat's not great, but it's better than a rubber prop on a wire. #monsterdon #Blackula

nana nana nana nana BAT MAN

#blackula #monsterdon

Cause this is THIRLLER!
#Monsterdon #blacula

Goddamn it, if someone is going to remake Blacula, I feel like it ought to be Boots Riley. I would also accept Jordan Peel, but maybe also both? #monsterdon #blacula

BAT TRANSFORMATION UNLOCKED

#monsterdon #blacula

he turned into a bat!!! he can do that i guess

#Monsterdon

Ok, this woman Tina has no will. She gets seduced by the vampire, now she's going to help get him killed

Or... That's what she wants us to think. Been nice knowing you, Gordon.

#Monsterdon

good eeeeeevening, gentlemen

HE SAID IT AGAIN

#monsterdon #blacula

Man, the Doc is a dab hand with a shovel! #Monsterdon

It was..... FRAME STAMPING POISONING!!! #monsterdon

The upcoming barrel-throwing scene was later used by the developers of Donkey Kong. Blacula did it first! #Monsterdon

That’s not how fire works! #Monsterdon

...This reminds me of DND a couple weeks ago. So much flammable wood around the vampires... #monsterdon

@moira @Canageek It does seem quite believable that this was retconned at some point in the past couple centuries

#Monsterdon

Now you think of the kerosene lamps. #monsterdon

NOT DOC FROM BTTF

#monsterdon #blacula

effective vampire weapons:

#monsterdon #blacula

Pretty sure oil lamps don't explode when you throw them, but, then again I've never thrown one. :ablobfoxhyperthinking:
#blacula #Monsterdon

☑️ flaming vampire cop #monsterdon

The ecology of this movie is a bit awkward. Imagine if every time you ate anything, you produced another human. You can't stop eating, but you're going to outstrip the ecosystem pretty fast.

As a vampire, I'd make a point of driving a stake through the heart of everyone I ate, just in case.

#Monsterdon #Blacula

Ahhh, yes. The old Molotov cocktail lamp trick!

#Monsterdon #Blacula

Good thing the vampires all congregated at Molotov Cocktails R Us. #Monsterdon

they lit a dude on fire!!

#Monsterdon

Perfectly normal to have a box of fully fueled lamps.

#monsterdon

NO THE VAMPIRE COPS!

#monsterdon #blacula

HA! I was actually writing down a complaint about the lack of bats. Then we got a shape shift. Yay!

#Monsterdon

when did he make a bunch of holy molotovs lol

#monsterdon

LET'S PLAY WITH FIRE!

#monsterdon #blacula

@plaidtron3000 @moira Ah that one seems a bit more fantastical

#Monsterdon

you already know that they are vampires yall there is no excuse for not having stakes and silver bullets when you raid the vampire warehouse #monsterdon

So was there a sale on green makeup?

#monsterdon

Bruh, Johnson got eaten. #Monsterdon #blacula

@Canageek Interesting, I haven't seen that analysis, only the commentary on silver. Both are plausible, I suppose.

#blackula #monsterdon

That's a lot of vampires. And warehouse full of bacon. #monsterdon #Blackula

So... Did Blacula create vampires that only prey specifically on black people? #Monsterdon

Need a gun that fires crosses #monsterdon

do they have stakes or not

#Monsterdon

That's a lot of vampires! #blacula #Monsterdon

deadcop #monsterdon #blacula

Why are some of them green?

What does that indicate?

#monsterdon

oh wow there are a lot of vampires now

#monsterdon #blacula

There go all the Frame Stampings

#monsterdon

@moira @diazona Another mythform says that vampires are soulless, and that mirrors and cameras see the souls of living beings, so vampires are invisible to them. #monsterdon #blacula

@plaidtron3000 he WAS an African prince who presumably knew at least three languages and traveled to petition Dracula to help stop the slave trade, so like... I think he's probably had some experience with culture shock #monsterdon

@moira I would appreciate a story with that level of thought put in 🙂

#Monsterdon

Even blacula knows #acab #Monsterdon #blacula

"...what the hell is that?"
"A door, Jack. It's a door."

#Monsterdon #Blacula

The bongos in this search music are pretty sick. #Monsterdon #blacula

Thanks for the slurs.

#Monsterdon #Blacula

No, look guys. You gotta carry out your dead. Otherwise the vamps are just drafting new troops.

#Monsterdon

With the two antique dealers dead, I'm going to count this as an "Abandoned warehouse."

In case that's on anyone's bingo cards.

#monsterdon

Cops are not very competent IMHO
#monsterdon

"I don't drink... wine. Champagne is cool though."
#Monsterdon #Blacula

"He is a... Strange.. Fella" is a weird catch phrase to make everyone say
#Monsterdon #blacula

they're gonna disturb blacula's precious naptime :blobfoxsleep:

#monsterdon #blacula