cop bowling. my favorite pastime. #monsterdon

Noooo, a white cop killed Tina.. AGAIN!!!
#Blacula #Monsterdon

:( #monsterdon

Is Tina going to be the Final Girl? Or will the trope be subverted? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Cops: Is he including us as his friends? Look, we hardly know that dude.

poor blacula :(

#monsterdon #blacula

Polite of him to climb all the way out to obey the No Smoking sign.

#Monsterdon

You think they would have brought flashlights with them #Monsterdon

Oh look. This cop is Black.

It's thematic.

#monsterdon

the screams are really good, samplingworthy #Monsterdon

#monsterdon ouch?

ha! and i get a commercial with a kid brushing his teeth. just trying to keep Blackula's oral hygiene going. #monsterdon

they found the coffin...!!!

#monsterdon #blacula

#monsterdon You know, maybe I played too much Castlevania as a kid, but wandering through this multi-level pumping station really reminds me of the clock tower levels.

right, radios weren’t invented at the time #Monsterdon

Oh, ok, he does. #monsterdon #blacula

BARRELED #monsterdon

What even is the plan of these cops?

Like, Dr. Thomas and the Lieutenant already know that bullets aren't effective, right? They're just rolling in with service revolvers anyway though?

#Monsterdon

They really have a white cop in this movie named Black. #monsterdon

"IM HERE GENTLEMEN!"

That voice is immense

#monsterdon

Bowling for pigs! #blacula #Monsterdon #ACAB

i am fuckin howling at the completely silent slapstick in this scene #monsterdon

#monsterdon This is like a video game, every NPC lines up to be killed

"We've got him"? WE have HIM? I think you've failed to grasp how the situation works here, man. #Monsterdon

vampire dude, you know if you just turn her she won't die, right? #monsterdon #blacula

@blogdiva Yeah I almost did that. It was easier to find the sequel for me for some reason. I was rushing to find the flick and didn't pay attention to the full title or year.
#Monsterdon

no you don't got him

he got you

#blackula #monsterdon

I've been putting down mastodon for the end of this movie (suspense!!! i am on tenterhooks!) but holy sudden random electrocution batman #monsterdon

Blacula's root problem is that he tried to leave Tina alive instead of undead. You can't half-ass these things. If you want to be with someone forever, "forever" has to be more than a century.

#Monsterdon #Blacula

that slow motion shot tho

#monsterdon #blacula

I hope he tells them he's murdering all of them because of the cop who SHOT TINA, like, that pig kinda brought #BlaculasRage against himself. #Monsterdon #blacula

Oooof course the cop shoots the unarmed woman in the back. Of course. #Monsterdon

someone please give these idiots some stakes

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Helmet didn't do much good there

Yeah, that wasn't telegraphed.

You blew it, Gordon.

#Monsterdon

blacula rolls for intimidation with advantage

#monsterdon #blacula

Mutherfucker Donkey Kong'd his ass!

#monsterdon

Yeah, fuck cops!
#monsterdon

OMG that's COLD.
#Monsterdon

I think they used this set for the Ben Murphy movie "Being From Another Planet"

#monsterdon

enough cop cars in this scene to film another Blues Brothers. #monsterdon

you will be with me... always

weirdly romantic ngl

#monsterdon #blacula

ACAB

#Monsterdon

was that unsecured underground chemical processing plant just, off the Broadway there? Like a subway? :thinking_happy:
#Monsterdon #Blacula

You can tell that Blacula is from before helmets were invented. He keeps punching the cop right in the helmet!

#monsterdon

#monsterdon NOM NOM NOM NOM

NOOOOOO, THE COP SHOT TINA!!!!!! D:
#Blacula #Monsterdon

TINA NO #monsterdon

@paco @socketwench Where is Dr Kiss??

#Monsterdon

A helpful white cop in a black neighborhood?
Oh good she killed him anyway. Was afraid Blacula was gonna be pro cop for half a minute.
#Monsterdon #Blacula

@CactuarJoe we're not the monsters everyone likes to portray us as. after all, we give you a free cape. #monsterdon

THEY SHOT THE GIRL

#monsterdon #blacula

i'd like to thank this film for having no obvious day for night despite mostly being set at actual night

#blackula #monsterdon

Adding Scream Blacula Scream to my watch list
#monsterdon

the gang's all at the chemical plant! now, let's hunt down this scooby doo villain

#monsterdon #blacula

And now the cops are just shooting fleeing people in the back?

again, so unrealistic

#monsterdon

I like how Blacula wastes cops and doesn't even bother to eat them. #monsterdon

OMG, they ARE running away together! This IS still a love story as far as I'm concerned. Lol
#Blacula #Monsterdon

Blacula now playing with his food.
#Monsterdon

They've come to the chemical plant to escape! They're gonna build a cathedral-shaped rocket and fly to the vampire colonies on Mars! #Monsterdon

Is she really coming to you of her own free will if you're using your mind control to bring her to you, my dude? TYPICAL DUDE. #monsterdon #blacula

Speaking of Dr. Kiss we haven't had a single scene shot in a men's room in this one. #monsterdon #Blackula

Chemical Plant Bongos, my new band. #monsterdon

huthuthuthuthuthuthuthuthuthuthuthuthuthuthuthuthuthuthuthuthut

#blackula #monsterdon

A chemical plant?

I hope there's a giant vat of acid like batman villains fall into.

#monsterdon

Is the soundtrack available for streaming somewhere?

#monsterdon

#monsterdon 4 cops will fix it

@chirpbirb one might say it's da bomb

#Monsterdon

Blacula hates paparazzi.
#Monsterdon #Blacula

OMG, Tina's make up is lovely and her boots are gorgeous! Whoever did make up and wardrobe on this film has my compliments... Still hate the hairy vampire whiskers though.
#blacula #Monsterdon

why is this maintenance guy wearing a bow tie and a suit lmfao

#monsterdon #blacula

these cops sure love their dumb spaceballs helmets, they never take them off
#Monsterdon

wait, when did he get the ability to turn into a (giant?) bat?
#Monsterdon #blacula

they've got him cornered in the chemical plant!!!

#monsterdon #blacula

are you sure you want to go to the underground chemical plant because this is how you make jokers

do we need blackula jokers?

i mean they'd probably be better than regular jokers BUT

#blackula #monsterdon

I'm rockin' to Theme Of Underground Chemical Plant #2 here #Monsterdon

The Harley rider went by again. Mass is over.

I forgot it was #Blacula on #Monsterdon this week. Hollywood is real life. Everything else is a hologram.

I'm adding some timekeeping to a game rn to get those sweet sunrises and sunsets going.

People gripe a lot about #UE5 performance. 5.3 kicks ass compared with #UE4 or earlier UE5's, at least with World Partition working correctly. Without it, fps is low. Getting it to work correctly took weeks of messing around.

Have a stiff neck. Ugh.

this chemical plant bongo music is gooood

#monsterdon #blacula

Underground chemical plant. This is your chance movie: Dr. Kiss cameo! #monsterdon #Blackula

Underground Chemical Plant #2 I think means that this movie is canonically in the Sonic the Hedgehog universe

#Monsterdon

@moira "She's now entering underground chemical plant number 2." #Blacula #Monsterdon

The sick bongos are back!!! #Monsterdon #blacula

honestly thought vampire form would look way dumber based on the trailer but this works for me

#blackula #monsterdon

Everyone else gets hand-me-down capes #Monsterdon

What the world needs now, is love, sweet love

#Monsterdon

I think I kind of get the plot: she is somehow killed by cops and has to get the blacula thing to live???

#monsterdon #blacula

"oh underground chemical plant #2, I should have known!"

#Monsterdon

Still craving for cheesy movies, then come on over Saturday nights 8 Eastern/7 Central to the riffotronic hashtag on X. Bad and weird movies from a lot of genres. Enjoy bad movies in slightly better company #monsterdon

this movie is weirdly romantic in a multiple decade spanning kinda toxic way

#monsterdon #blacula

I think I actually need to concentrate on the end of this movie..... ahhh #monsterdon

Tina’s got that thrall pretty bad #Monsterdon

"Underground Chemical Plant #2" is such a good shitty 2000s rock band name

#monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 They're safety lanterns for use in areas with high numbers of undead #monsterdon

Y'know, this is a fully believable Vampire: The Masquerade campaign. #Monsterdon

🦇 looks like paper and sounds like paper #Monsterdon

Thanks to What We Do In The Shadows I expect every vampire to yell "BAT!" before they take bat form.

#Monsterdon #Blacula

OMG, are Tina and Blacula ACTUALLY gonna run away and elope together?!?! Idk if I should find this romantic, but I do.
#blacula #Monsterdon

Okay but what's with these lamps that bust into flames when thrown
That's not how oil lamps work #monsterdon

#monsterdon That guy must have a radio and battery in his pants

The bit players in this are on point.
#monsterdon