that movie whipped

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oh my heart :( #monsterdon

William Marshall made that death magnificent. Loved the silhouette angle up the stairs too. #monsterdon

Subverted by bite! #monsterdon

KILL THAT BLOOD SUCKING WHITE BASTARD DEAD! BEAT HIS HEAD IN WITH A SHOVEL!
Uh cause he's a vampire. Yeah. He's one of the living dead. That's why he must die.
#Monsterdon #Blacula

Gross fucking special effect! Impressive for the time period too! #blacula #Monsterdon

Well, so much for that plan after all.

#Monsterdon #Blacula

ty for joining, everone!

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Now a harpsichord?

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Oh ick, Blacula's gooey D: #Monsterdon

@moira The cross? I thought crosses work

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Noticing her gray streaks - I think they're getting mixed up with Bride of Frankenstein? #monsterdon #Blacula

@moira Oh wow this ending, immolating himself because Tina is really dead (past undead) now! So Committed! And those worms instead of just turning into dust, YOWZA!!!! And no stern quote to end it all! #Blacula #Monsterdon

unlife's rough out there for a blacula

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@vknask Yes, in the back #Monsterdon

#monsterdon WHAT is what that MAJOR CHORD MUSICAL STING come ON

Wait, he's killing himself? In the sun? Then.. how is there a sequel to this movie?? :blobfoxthonking: #Blacula #Monsterdon

And now, ladies and gentlemen,

THE FULL CONCENTRATED POWER OF THE SUN! #Monsterdon

It's me at the beach. #monsterdon #Blackula

Lol they gave Tina Bride Of Frankenstein hair. #monsterdon #blacula

dude just wanted to be left alone with his new vampire gf and now he's unaliving himself with the sun :(

#monsterdon #blacula

throw them down the stairs again! #acab
#monsterdon #blacula

the weird extra facial hair he has when he's going sikko mode are so goofy looking

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@brooke Got her right in the sternum, ouch D: #Monsterdon

no smoking

see? because

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nooooooooooooo #monsterdon

"there's no need for that"

also no point to it, i mean, _vampire_, aren't you gonna figure it out?

#blackula #monsterdon

He's going for the sun

#monsterdon #blacula

Blacula thinks consent is sexy.
Damn right Blacula. Damn right.
#Monsterdon #Blacula

If Blacula's body goes up in smoke in front of that No Smoking sign...

#monsterdon

Whew. All the music was good, but the ending credit music was A+
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So we can do the sequel in the near future, right? #Monsterdon

Some Romeo and Juliet shit going down here. #monsterdon

cop bowling. my favorite pastime. #monsterdon

Noooo, a white cop killed Tina.. AGAIN!!!
#Blacula #Monsterdon

:( #monsterdon

Is Tina going to be the Final Girl? Or will the trope be subverted? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Cops: Is he including us as his friends? Look, we hardly know that dude.

poor blacula :(

#monsterdon #blacula

Polite of him to climb all the way out to obey the No Smoking sign.

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You think they would have brought flashlights with them #Monsterdon

Oh look. This cop is Black.

It's thematic.

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the screams are really good, samplingworthy #Monsterdon

#monsterdon ouch?

ha! and i get a commercial with a kid brushing his teeth. just trying to keep Blackula's oral hygiene going. #monsterdon

they found the coffin...!!!

#monsterdon #blacula

right, radios weren’t invented at the time #Monsterdon

Oh, ok, he does. #monsterdon #blacula

BARRELED #monsterdon

What even is the plan of these cops?

Like, Dr. Thomas and the Lieutenant already know that bullets aren't effective, right? They're just rolling in with service revolvers anyway though?

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They really have a white cop in this movie named Black. #monsterdon

"IM HERE GENTLEMEN!"

That voice is immense

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Bowling for pigs! #blacula #Monsterdon #ACAB

"We've got him"? WE have HIM? I think you've failed to grasp how the situation works here, man. #Monsterdon

vampire dude, you know if you just turn her she won't die, right? #monsterdon #blacula

@blogdiva Yeah I almost did that. It was easier to find the sequel for me for some reason. I was rushing to find the flick and didn't pay attention to the full title or year.
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no you don't got him

he got you

#blackula #monsterdon

I've been putting down mastodon for the end of this movie (suspense!!! i am on tenterhooks!) but holy sudden random electrocution batman #monsterdon

Blacula's root problem is that he tried to leave Tina alive instead of undead. You can't half-ass these things. If you want to be with someone forever, "forever" has to be more than a century.

#Monsterdon #Blacula

that slow motion shot tho

#monsterdon #blacula

I hope he tells them he's murdering all of them because of the cop who SHOT TINA, like, that pig kinda brought #BlaculasRage against himself. #Monsterdon #blacula

Oooof course the cop shoots the unarmed woman in the back. Of course. #Monsterdon

someone please give these idiots some stakes

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#monsterdon Helmet didn't do much good there

Yeah, that wasn't telegraphed.

You blew it, Gordon.

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blacula rolls for intimidation with advantage

#monsterdon #blacula

Yeah, fuck cops!
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OMG that's COLD.
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I think they used this set for the Ben Murphy movie "Being From Another Planet"

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enough cop cars in this scene to film another Blues Brothers. #monsterdon

you will be with me... always

weirdly romantic ngl

#monsterdon #blacula

ACAB

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was that unsecured underground chemical processing plant just, off the Broadway there? Like a subway? :thinking_happy:
#Monsterdon #Blacula

You can tell that Blacula is from before helmets were invented. He keeps punching the cop right in the helmet!

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#monsterdon NOM NOM NOM NOM

NOOOOOO, THE COP SHOT TINA!!!!!! D:
#Blacula #Monsterdon

TINA NO #monsterdon

@paco @socketwench Where is Dr Kiss??

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A helpful white cop in a black neighborhood?
Oh good she killed him anyway. Was afraid Blacula was gonna be pro cop for half a minute.
#Monsterdon #Blacula

@CactuarJoe we're not the monsters everyone likes to portray us as. after all, we give you a free cape. #monsterdon

THEY SHOT THE GIRL

#monsterdon #blacula

i'd like to thank this film for having no obvious day for night despite mostly being set at actual night

#blackula #monsterdon

Adding Scream Blacula Scream to my watch list
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the gang's all at the chemical plant! now, let's hunt down this scooby doo villain

#monsterdon #blacula

And now the cops are just shooting fleeing people in the back?

again, so unrealistic

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I like how Blacula wastes cops and doesn't even bother to eat them. #monsterdon

OMG, they ARE running away together! This IS still a love story as far as I'm concerned. Lol
#Blacula #Monsterdon

Blacula now playing with his food.
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Is she really coming to you of her own free will if you're using your mind control to bring her to you, my dude? TYPICAL DUDE. #monsterdon #blacula

They've come to the chemical plant to escape! They're gonna build a cathedral-shaped rocket and fly to the vampire colonies on Mars! #Monsterdon

Speaking of Dr. Kiss we haven't had a single scene shot in a men's room in this one. #monsterdon #Blackula

Chemical Plant Bongos, my new band. #monsterdon

huthuthuthuthuthuthuthuthuthuthuthuthuthuthuthuthuthuthuthuthut

#blackula #monsterdon

A chemical plant?

I hope there's a giant vat of acid like batman villains fall into.

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Is the soundtrack available for streaming somewhere?

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#monsterdon 4 cops will fix it

@chirpbirb one might say it's da bomb

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Blacula hates paparazzi.
#Monsterdon #Blacula

OMG, Tina's make up is lovely and her boots are gorgeous! Whoever did make up and wardrobe on this film has my compliments... Still hate the hairy vampire whiskers though.
#blacula #Monsterdon

these cops sure love their dumb spaceballs helmets, they never take them off
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