@blogdiva i was wondering lmao but you seemed to be loving it #monsterdon

@blogdiva you're not the only one

it's a...

wait for it...

monster mash

#monsterdon

@blogdiva OH NO

yeah no we're watching the original

#blackula #monsterdon

@Lazarou Oh yes it definitely worked out so well last time we had a chemical plant in a #Monsterdon movie

I love Tina's outfit, not as pretty as the purple one from earlier, but lovely nonetheless.
#Blacula #Monsterdon

blacula: hello, my love. it is me. a giant bat.

#monsterdon #blacula

"Meet me by the chemical processing plant my dear"

#monsterdon

#monsterdon

This is honestly one of the better produced #Monsterdon movies lately 👍
#blacula

I really feel for Tina, she meets a handsome gallant man that loves her deeply (in two lifetimes!) and she has to lose him again. #Monsterdon

@allanb the 70s...

#monsterdon

"A BAT! A BAT, A GIANT BAT!"

Give it your all lady!

#monsterdon

THE LAMPS AREN'T LIT WHY ARE THEY IGNITING ON CONTACT? #monsterdon #blacula

My God, #blacula flew away. #Monsterdon

Remember, unlit oil lamps explode into flame when thrown.

#Monsterdon #Blacula

"You people....."

Oh yeah, 'clearing the block' is it? hmmmm

#monsterdon

I’m around 20 minutes behind so I haven’t kept up on toots.

But I’m pretty sure this is the best American movie we’ve watched on #Monsterdon.

#Blacula

"Gooood eeeeeevening"

He said the line! :D #Monsterdon

I wonder if this uses the "kill the master vampire, all the children die" mythos

#blackula #monsterdon

BAT!! #monsterdon

Johnson gets it.

#Monsterdon #Blacula

hhmnyeah lamps shipped filled with petroleum, what luck #Monsterdon

love the bat transformation, swift and cool

#monsterdon

a+ no notes on the roast #monsterdon

johnson!!!! :drgn_scream_stare:

#monsterdon #blacula

My dude not hesitating a second to molotov a white cop, love it!

#monsterdon

"What the hell is that?"

Chief, you just walked into a *vampire lair.* I hope you cast Mind Blank or Protection from Evil or something because you're about to roll some fuckin' initiative. #Monsterdon

@diazona Exactly! That's been exploited by some writers in the past. Most modern mirrors aren't silver and no modern films are, so if you're playing with this people can - and do - exploit all that for writing mythos goodness.

#blackula #monsterdon

Hope you got a spare cross on you #monsterdon

#monsterdon They're dropping that F bomb rather liberally. Don't love that.

Love the soundtrack, though. Genuinely delightful.

fuck this _all too realistic_ homophobia is ... a lot

#blackula #monsterdon

What the hell is that?

It's a sliding door, but that's not important right now.

#Monsterdon

@Crazypedia How does he know what that is? That is a 20th century drink! #Monsterdon

Need a gun that fires stakes #monsterdon

didn't even drain the cop, didn't want any of that nasty pig blood #monsterdon

#monsterdon White helmet car cop? Okay

Ta-Da ... Mamuwalde didn't know about photographic negatives.

#Monsterdon #Blacula

I can't judge her wanting held, I have definitely not always had the best taste in men. Lol #blacula #Monsterdon

"SMACK!" goes the backhand! #Monsterdon

@Lazarou

OMG, the sideye! 😆
#monsterdon

Ohhhh he didn't know to destroy the negatives. I love this movie, it's so damned smart! #Monsterdon

That was a hearty 'movie slap'

#monsterdon

He's trying to isolate you from your friends, that's a red flag....

#monsterdon

Gordon found the invisible man. Now the fun begins. Gonna pull out the garlic and cross.

Hm. Ya know, they say Die Hard is a Christmas movie. I'm thinking Blacula may be an Easter movie.

#Monsterdon

NO SKILLET NOT NOW #Monsterdon

It's hilarious that the main changes to Mamuwalde when he vamps out is that he gets a really hairy face. #Monsterdon

I can't go back to Dark Shadows after this. Barnabas Collins is a poor substitute. #Monsterdon

Bracula really hates Skillet

#monsterdon

I didn't realize that the cop was Gordon Pinsent until his accent started coming through.

#Monsterdon

make it a bloody mary

my man's got jokes

#monsterdon #blacula

“Make it a Bloody Mary!” #Monsterdon

The band's okay. I mean, they're not The Band That Played California Lady, but... #Monsterdon

vampires reproduce geometrically

...you... you mean exponentially...?

#monsterdon #blacula

I wonder how Blacula knows how to be a vampire?

He was trapped in that coffin, right? Since the NIGHT he was bitten?

Since before the advent of photography?

How does he know about sunlight and photographs? #monsterdon

"Vampires multiple geometrically"

Imagining vampire shapes

#monsterdon

Much better slow-mo than last week's WEREWOLF OF WASHINGTON

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon So she's thawing?

#Monsterdon she’s moist.

Turning into a vampire is really hard work! Look at all the sweat!

#Monsterdon #Blacula

I wish I could have that cab-driver-become-vampire energy whenever I wake up in the morning

#monsterdon

Wait WHAT Sam has a hook for a hand!

I kinda love that just as a coincidental detail, but IS it coincidental? Is he gonna do something with that hook? Do we have Chekhov's Hook here?

#Monsterdon

LISA WATCHUDOOIN!!!!

#Monsterdon
#Blacula

He's HOLDING that hook. You can see his hand under his sleeve!

#monsterdon

is the mortician's name actually Mort?

#blackula #monsterdon

@Canageek @jonny I was doing family stuff until a few minutes ago, so I hopped onto @jonny 's stream and skipped to minute 53. Thanks Dr. jonny! #Monsterdon #Blacula

lol, did he have that hook hand in the previous scene?

#monsterdon

i love how the characters are smart in this one!!! like, he knows how to kill a vampire because he was reading literature because he's a person with a brain!!! good writing :3

#monsterdon #blacula

Ha! Vampires are weak to sunlight, holy water, and Shaft's Right Hook :D #Monsterdon

Damn, he has a damn good right hook. #Monsterdon

@amyfou he can dig it

#monsterdon

she's dressed awful cute for grave robbing duty. nice hat. #monsterdon

CONSENT *fist pump* Gotta love seeing it matter!

#Monsterdon #Blacula

Occams Razor, he was alive, buried alive and you've just killed Billy

#monsterdon

I'm kinda grooving on his "You must come to me freely, or not at all. I will not take you by force."

CONSENT IS SEXY. Especially when requested in that _voice_. Daaaaaamn, son.

#Monsterdon

She's gonna have sex with that vampire. #Monsterdon

i will not take you by force and i will not return

blacula understanding consent better than most living people in los angeles

#monsterdon #blacula

One of the mourners is just a hooded warlock? I mean she's working it, but it is the oddest hoodie I've seen.
#Monsterdon #Blacula

loving this tribute to Star Trek sweater-dress #monsterdon

#monsterdon Exposition time

@paco well you never asked, so that's on you!!!

#Monsterdon

God Damn, William Marshall, I love him. I would love to listen to an audiobook he read
#monsterdon

she's gotten really cool about mamuwalde

#Monsterdon

The pornstache works every time. #monsterdon

THE DEAD ONES. where can i check this book out please? #monsterdon

The sweater game in this movie.

#monsterdon

and everyone he bites turns, huh? Vampires are going to be BIG problem in this timeline. #monsterdon #blacula

Uh oh! Photo. #monsterdon

I think the facial hair only appears when he's in hulk mode #monsterdon #Blacula

Bring “solid” back you cowards. #Monsterdon

acab = all cops are blood bags
#Monsterdon #Blacula

In the 1970s, if you said you were going to dig up a body, would it be confusing?

you know, since "dig it" was a cool slang term?

I'll show myself out

#monsterdon

@Taweret I wonder if they're going for, like, a Jekyll and Hyde thing there? Where facial hair is only for the evil vampire form

#Monsterdon

Miss, please wear an apron in the darkroom. Some of those chemicals stain, and you ain't gettin it out of that cocktail dress. #monsterdon #blacula

It is such a choice to give him extra facial hair and brows when he's in blood-lust mode, though

#Monsterdon

What kind of cameras were those, back in the 70s? #monsterdon

We refer to them as Polaroid Vampires ... they turn instantly.

#Monsterdon #Blacula

#monsterdon Who invited Blacula in to the dark room?? Did I miss that line? Or can he just waltz in uninvited?

???

He likes the taste of adrenaline flooded blood. That’s why he scares his victims. #Monsterdon

"Where's the big dude with the cape?"

Oh there he is.

#monsterdon

See. I'm a messy eater so I would get blood all over myself
#monsterdon