BLACULA IN THE CLUB

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Um is this the Mos Eisley Cantina? #Monsterdon

Say what you will, this movie has a fun, VERY 70's soundtrack and style that I dig. The wardrobes are fantastic and I keep jamming to the music. :blobfoxdealwithit: :ms_music_note: #blacula #Monsterdon

I always wonder when movies have an act in them.

Did they think this was a great opportunity? Did they work cheap because American International told them this would be their "big break"? #monsterdon

Body gone! DUN DUN DUN
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This is an unusually good movie for #Monsterdon imo

Wow, the soundtrack vs the funk. Awesome nightclub.

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Ladies and Gents, the Hues Corporation, later to hit with the song "Rock the Boat" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKr9wZpjBqE

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yeah i'm so tired of dealing with these gay people, better go somewhere masculine, like the disco

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what a groovy little night club

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The Jazz club scene is truly a universal #monsterdon element.

Black investigator like "hey I can't help but notice that police don't seem to spend much time investigating murdered Black people 😐" #monsterdon

Well, he's got charm.
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OH WOW

Earth Wind and Blacula! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Oh dear two, fa**ot interior decorators?

@allanb Despite this being generally better than most #Monsterdon movies I would expect some amount of dangling plot threads

Convienient place for a power outlet.

In case you need to plug in the map.

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CONFIRMED GAY VIA THE SLUR LET'S GOOOOO

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DOES HE HAVE A HOOK FOR A HAND??? #monsterdon #Blacula

i like that we've already figured out it's vampires but he doesn't want to accept it, feels more realistic lmao

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GORDON PINSENT!

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am totally digging that necklace Lisa is wearing. sooooooooo want.

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@kcarp IMDB says it was nominated and won an award for best horror film that year #monsterdon

lots of dead bodies have vampire bites. its just a reflex

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Who wants to see a remake with Samuel L Jackson as the Doctor science investigator guy?

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#monsterdon why the hook, is there a plot reason for it?

"I can take a hint"

Can you though, the misogyny says otherwise little man

Now leave this strange man alone with the Taxi Lady's body...

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Digging the love-lorn Blacula sound track vibe here...

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"No one knows what it's like
To be the Blacula
To be the Sadcula
Behind coffin lids"

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Sad pensive Blacula all up in his feels. #monsterdon

Soft Flute for Draculas #Monsterdon

ok i love doppelganger love story less now but i just want blacula to find love is all #monsterdon

Kind of amazed that we didn't get an "immune to bullets" sequence from our taxi driver just then, could absolutely see "woman driving a taxi and carrying a .38" fitting this movie's vibe

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How not to catch a taxi
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they sure did love wood paneling in the 70s

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“Where did you come from?”

“I have crossed oceans of…”

“You ain’t even hurt!”

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to be fair, if there's someone out there claiming to be the reincarnation of a 19th century princess, she probably lives in LA #monsterdon

RIP cabby lady, gone too soon. #monsterdon #blacula

@Fanfalla they're like retractable vampire whiskers

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THING1 thinks young Al actually looks like Lenny Kravitz. he's too tall for that though.

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even the cab driver has fashion

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHE DIDN'T

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Fashion peeked in the 70s
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That cape. Landau Calrissian.

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#Monsterdon Ah, the wokka-chikka chase music started. Now we'll see some action.

not-Luva is amazingly agile in those heels

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music to get chased by Blacula to

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Who knew running for your life could be so groovy? #Monsterdon

@trixter blacula was created by racist dracula for demanding an end to slavery, and was awakened by two antique-loving husbands who bought a castle and wanted to show off the coffin and were drained, and are now potentially also vampires but it's unclear #monsterdon

I want the lady who looks like Luva's outfit, ngl, that purple is gorgeous. 😩
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!

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And thus the idea of ubereats was created.

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Nice coffin but I bet it doesn't bark #monsterdon

He's got a giant bite two inches deep in his neck.

But they're surprised he's lost a lot of blood? #monsterdon

I think he maybe a vampire hunter
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watchu talmbout Willis?

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I was expecting the funeral home music to be a bit funkier. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon What cult does your daughter belong to? Is she just an alcolyte, or...?

Digging that purple cloak coat. Need.
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i too, cackle maniacally as i get ready to have a nap #Monsterdon

"did I startle you sir"

I mean who wouldn't if you did that to them instead of ah "can I help you?"

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…nobody checked out the other coffins laying around when they stumbled across two obvious vampire deaths? #monsterdon

That mortician is mortally offended.
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Ohhhh, Blackula has Queer minions now?

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"A man who laughs himself to sleep is a wealthy man"

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dracula looking refreshed is like me after drinking some hawaiian fruit punch fr

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Don't worry, his giant afro will act like a bumper. He falls down and bounces like a rubber ball. #Monsterdon

"This blood tastes like quaaludes!" #monsterdon

these two twinks never stood a chance

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OH NOES!!! Don't eat the cute gay couple! 😭 #Blacula #Monsterdon

Cheek pubes. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon hahaa
oowwwwwwww

#Monsterdon "I'm an antiques dealer, not a doctor."

He broke that thing open faster than Lockpicking Lawyer, damn

Where's Masterlock when you need 'em?

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HE SMELLS BLOOD IN THE WATER AIR

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Impressive that they had a bandage right there ready. #monsterdon

Good preparedness.

I really don't want the gay antiquer husbands to be the first to die... 😭 #monsterdon

Dracula is the creme de la creme of camp? I mean... he's not wrong #monsterdon

Same model mansion, sans rain and night.

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"Well...if you want it?"

Sex music starts, cut to the docks....

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The only vampire intro music that's more of a bop than "Bad Things" #monsterdon

Wow, the opening credits could be a short all on their own.

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Blacula Theme on point

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"You weren't polite enough when I said slavery is fine and I want to buy your wife, so I'm going to retaliate to the highest possible degree and double kill you"

That seems like what would happen, yes

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#monsterdon a-a-a-and credits

Oh no, wait, _opening_ credits. Dang, that was a heck of a cold open!

That's a shift in tone
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Never imagine Dracula to be much of a "He-he" kind of laugher. #Monsterdon

None of the other monster movies have had this funky a soundtrack, let's get that slack bass out yeah?

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Why you cry, Drac? #Monsterdon

Huh, I wonder if the vampirism is a metaphor for something

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a hunger for CAPITALISM

"human blood!"

SAME

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a wild, gnawing, animal hunger

me when i skip breakfast

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I only know the actor William Marshall from his role as Dr. Daystrom in Star Trek... and stg I keep expecting him to start pontificating at Kirk, that's how evocative his voice is.

Also, I gotta wonder how the HELL this prince thought going to talk to frigging DRACULA about help in ending the slave trade was going to go well for him. o.O

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White women touching the hair I see....

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a young, FBI snitching, Al Sharpton in the role of Big Willis.

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Get your timed mute buttons ready, it is #monsterdon o'clock!

HERE WE GO

"the er, Dark continent.."

Straight in there with the Whiteness...

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Godzilla x Kong, I would buy a DVD that has the version of the movie without any audible human dialogue. Great monster scene but an exposition on steroids. #monsterdon #monster

TINA NO! FUCK THE POLICE!
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This movie might have a higher body count than any Dracula movie I have seen. So many dead cops in those old dumb white helmets.
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