"where's the big dude with the cape?" well, i think you're about to find out ma'am. #monsterdon

HER ONLY CRIME WAS TAKING A PHOTO.... CURSED FOREVER

#monsterdon #blacula

Doesn't cracking open the curtain in your darkroom kind of defeat the purpose? #monsterdon

uh-oh, middle aged white cop sees a young black lady in distress.......oh wait, she's got it under control!
lol

#monsterdon

*writing "Skillet" on my list of possible names to level up as a nonbinary* #monsterdon

Now that is dedication, going straight to the dark room from the night club
#monsterdon

Skillet gets shot down, guess he's non-stick #Monsterdon

Ok, so in about 24 hours or so, Blacula has figured out photography and his invisibility factor? This is one badass brilliant mofo.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon French Champagne, plastic cork. seems legit.

"One. Strange. Dude."

Reeeeeally :D #Monsterdon

Champagne guy is proto-Lawrence Fishburne. #monsterdon

Original working title, "One Strange Dude"

#Monsterdon #Blacula

"That won't be necessary... to specify that the champagne is French, because you see it's only classified--" #monsterdon

This club is way better than The Bronze, by the way

#Monsterdon

so _dracula_ doesn't drink wine but _blackula_ can drink champagne

possibly from the sheer power of his voice

#blackula #monsterdon

Ladies and gentlemen, the Blacula Sold Gold Dancers! #monsterdon

Wait wait the same guy who attacked her and scared her badly enough to miss work and change her locks just walks into the club to give it back and everything is fine? I dunno, weird things can happen but that is definitely one of them

#Monsterdon

Is a nice young campy gay couple buying Dracula's castle? Good for them.
#Monsterdon #Blacula

#monsterdon Who were those guys? Maytag repairmen?

Holy hell that voice. #monsterdon #Blackula

Okay, so that was the homophobic content that led to later regret on the part of the filmmakers #monsterdon

_Damn_ the voice on that man. That voice is a shot of the finest whiskey.

#Monsterdon

Lol, do they take turns being the lead singer in this band?

#monsterdon

"You look just like my dead wife" is a *hell* of a pickup line, Blacula. #Monsterdon

The Hues Corporation
...ruled AM radio with their earworm "Rock the Boat" about a year after this movie. I listened on my state-of-the-art Solid State palm-sized radio.

#Monsterdon
#Blacula

"There he is again," they sing as Blacula finally walks into the musical number scene #monsterdon

A song about a creepy stalker guy, totally putting Tina at ease. #Monsterdon

BLACULA IN THE CLUB

#Monsterdon

Um is this the Mos Eisley Cantina? #Monsterdon

Say what you will, this movie has a fun, VERY 70's soundtrack and style that I dig. The wardrobes are fantastic and I keep jamming to the music. :blobfoxdealwithit: :ms_music_note: #blacula #Monsterdon

Hhgh. Movie, if I may say;

#Monsterdon

I always wonder when movies have an act in them.

Did they think this was a great opportunity? Did they work cheap because American International told them this would be their "big break"? #monsterdon

Body gone! DUN DUN DUN
#Monsterdon

This is an unusually good movie for #Monsterdon imo

Wow, the soundtrack vs the funk. Awesome nightclub.

#monsterdon

Ladies and Gents, the Hues Corporation, later to hit with the song "Rock the Boat" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKr9wZpjBqE

#monsterdon

yeah i'm so tired of dealing with these gay people, better go somewhere masculine, like the disco

#Monsterdon

what a groovy little night club

#monsterdon

The Jazz club scene is truly a universal #monsterdon element.

Well, he's got charm.
#Monsterdon

OH WOW

Earth Wind and Blacula! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Oh dear two, fa**ot interior decorators?

@allanb Despite this being generally better than most #Monsterdon movies I would expect some amount of dangling plot threads

Convienient place for a power outlet.

In case you need to plug in the map.

#monsterdon

CONFIRMED GAY VIA THE SLUR LET'S GOOOOO

#monsterdon #blacula

DOES HE HAVE A HOOK FOR A HAND??? #monsterdon #Blacula

i like that we've already figured out it's vampires but he doesn't want to accept it, feels more realistic lmao

#monsterdon #blacula

GORDON PINSENT!

#monsterdon

am totally digging that necklace Lisa is wearing. sooooooooo want.

#Monsterdon
#Blacula

@kcarp IMDB says it was nominated and won an award for best horror film that year #monsterdon

lots of dead bodies have vampire bites. its just a reflex

#monsterdon

Who wants to see a remake with Samuel L Jackson as the Doctor science investigator guy?

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon why the hook, is there a plot reason for it?

"I can take a hint"

Can you though, the misogyny says otherwise little man

Now leave this strange man alone with the Taxi Lady's body...

#monsterdon

Digging the love-lorn Blacula sound track vibe here...

#Monsterdon

"No one knows what it's like
To be the Blacula
To be the Sadcula
Behind coffin lids"

#Monsterdon #Blacula

Sad pensive Blacula all up in his feels. #monsterdon

@allanb Okay but that comment pretty much applies to all #monsterdon films at some point. Do better!

Soft Flute for Draculas #Monsterdon

ok i love doppelganger love story less now but i just want blacula to find love is all #monsterdon

Kind of amazed that we didn't get an "immune to bullets" sequence from our taxi driver just then, could absolutely see "woman driving a taxi and carrying a .38" fitting this movie's vibe

#Monsterdon

How not to catch a taxi
#Monsterdon #blacula

they sure did love wood paneling in the 70s

#monsterdon

“Where did you come from?”

“I have crossed oceans of…”

“You ain’t even hurt!”

#Monsterdon

RIP cabby lady, gone too soon. #monsterdon #blacula

to be fair, if there's someone out there claiming to be the reincarnation of a 19th century princess, she probably lives in LA #monsterdon

@Fanfalla they're like retractable vampire whiskers

#monsterdon #blacula

THING1 thinks young Al actually looks like Lenny Kravitz. he's too tall for that though.

#Monsterdon
#Blacula

even the cab driver has fashion

#monsterdon

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHE DIDN'T

#blackula #monsterdon

Fashion peeked in the 70s
#Monsterdon #blacula

That cape. Landau Calrissian.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Ah, the wokka-chikka chase music started. Now we'll see some action.

not-Luva is amazingly agile in those heels

#Monsterdon

music to get chased by Blacula to

#monsterdon

Who knew running for your life could be so groovy? #Monsterdon

@trixter blacula was created by racist dracula for demanding an end to slavery, and was awakened by two antique-loving husbands who bought a castle and wanted to show off the coffin and were drained, and are now potentially also vampires but it's unclear #monsterdon

I want the lady who looks like Luva's outfit, ngl, that purple is gorgeous. 😩
#blacula #Monsterdon

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!

#Monsterdon
#Blacula

And thus the idea of ubereats was created.

#Monsterdon

Nice coffin but I bet it doesn't bark #monsterdon

He's got a giant bite two inches deep in his neck.

But they're surprised he's lost a lot of blood? #monsterdon

#monsterdon Ah the Scientific Investigation Division of ... um ???

I think he maybe a vampire hunter
#monsterdon

watchu talmbout Willis?

#Monsterdon
#Blacula

I was expecting the funeral home music to be a bit funkier. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon What cult does your daughter belong to? Is she just an alcolyte, or...?

Digging that purple cloak coat. Need.
#Monsterdon #Blacula

i too, cackle maniacally as i get ready to have a nap #Monsterdon

"did I startle you sir"

I mean who wouldn't if you did that to them instead of ah "can I help you?"

#monsterdon

…nobody checked out the other coffins laying around when they stumbled across two obvious vampire deaths? #monsterdon

That mortician is mortally offended.
#Monsterdon

Ohhhh, Blackula has Queer minions now?

#monsterdon

this dude's suit is impeccable considering the violent murders he just did

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Second breakfast!

"A man who laughs himself to sleep is a wealthy man"

#monsterdon

dracula looking refreshed is like me after drinking some hawaiian fruit punch fr

#monsterdon #blacula

Don't worry, his giant afro will act like a bumper. He falls down and bounces like a rubber ball. #Monsterdon

"This blood tastes like quaaludes!" #monsterdon

these two twinks never stood a chance

#monsterdon #blacula