DIRK MANMUSCLE FIGHTS IN THE MUTANT PITS OF THE FUTURE!!! #Monsterdon

high front kick!!! sci fi martial arts!!

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The plague! #Monsterdon

They're all John Erler clones!

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I may be a prisoner, but I can at least appreciate a good pneumatic triangle prison cell door #monsterdon

Mutants? Why do all futures have mutants? To me my Triangle-men!
#Monsterdon #BeyondTime

@jonny 👍 I would definitely use this if I didn't already have it running through Plex

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THIS GIRL SHAKING HER HEAD AND GRINNING like 'nah dad i'm gonna hit that' i love her #Monsterdon

Welcome to CHUD!

#Monsterdon #BeyondTheTimeBarrier

Get you hands off me you damn dirty mute! #Monsterdon

how does she know what the plan is? she can't hear the conversation, right??? if she's psychic, why would they need to nod exaggeratedly for her sake? (lord, i know i'm trying inject sense into this movie, but like, you're gonna go through the trouble of making up a diagetic reason why you can't pay your cast, you might as well go all the way.) #monsterdon

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Girl is truthseeker.

She can detect that he is a hot main character.

Is a Trirene related to a trireme from antiquity? #monsterdon

Ow. The background noise cut off so suddenly it hurt.

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triangular prison cell

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Oh wow yeah she horny #Monsterdon

🦖Beyond the Trivia Barrier

Check out the guy who is playing The Supreme. In the same year he played in the movie *The Magnificent Seven*. Slightly larger budget.

In TM7 he played a Mexican. He's actually Russian and you can hear his accent in this movie.

#BeyondTheTimeBarrier
#Monsterdon

I like that the movie marched out this guy giving the Geneva convention answer of his rank and serial number and refusing to say anything else, only to immediately abandon it. Good tidings, I'm sure.

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“We will fight them for better bald caps!!!” #monsterdon

THAT BEARD IS A WEAPON #monsterdon

That smile when grandad says, "he's so young!" You just know she's thinking, "so tender!"
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Deaf girl sure hears good for a deaf girl. #Monsterdon

"What was your purpose in coming here?"

"I don't have any purpose!"

Oooooooh DAMN self own

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movie: [spooky abandoned base wind]
automatic captions: [applause]
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Looking for Doctor Bormann, huh >_> #Monsterdon

Beard guy's Texas accent is slipping through.

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good to know that even in "2024" time travel is a joke. #monsterdon

They may be mutants, but they can speak! And act.....poorly!

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"...you've been captured by the mute-ants"
"too soon!"

#Monsterdon #BeyondTheTimeBarrier

Dude with the Winning Facial Hair is gonna go places #Monsterdon

serial number 8675309 #monsterdon

"...I want some answers, and if you don't give them to me, my beard will become very angry. And you wouldn't like my beard when it gets angry."

#Monsterdon #BeyondTheTimeBarrier

i wasn't typing much because i was eating halos

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An old dude wearing a polyester tracksuit, maybe he just flew to New Jersey

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Nailed the facial hair trends. #Monsterdon

I bet his breath smells like KFC

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oh NO no one warned me this movie was gonna be weirdly ableist 😅 like hellooo sign languages are languages #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I thought what I'd do is pretend to be one of those poopysuit test pilots

Better watch it Major, he's gonna impale you on his beard. #Monsterdon

in the land of people who can't speak or hear, one lone white guy can be king? #monsterdon

"My dearest Grandaughter, ride the weird history man as much as you wish, for this is a free love future!"

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Welp I suppose declaring most of your cast to be deaf and mute is one way to avoid having to pay people for lines... 🤔

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Dude your ancient Egyptian Pharaoh beard is outta control. Bust so is the triangle decor.
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oooh, human-sized test tube #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Bowling Ball tablescaping.

Wait, is this Planet of the Apes prequel?
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geez they really like triangles in 2024 #monsterdon

Are the women not allowed to talk in 2024? #Monsterdon

He's off to see the wizard... #monsterdon

Yes, our society. We use emoji.

Oh hell, it's a documentary.

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So what? An 1800s Quaker looking dude rules the planet in 2024?

Ok, really good prediction.

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Also this guy next to me with the Jeff Bagwell beard is wearing a belt like an inch above his belly button. #monsterdon

@lytta That’s usually a safe guess. #monsterdon

Always the female characters who are mute, isn't it?

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In the future everyone is mute. And fashion has regressed, but not a bad look? Plunging neckline over a black sweater is cute.
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Is the guy with the swedish accent an oompa loompa? Watching in B&W #monsterdon

endless triangular hallways: the movie #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I'm building a house with a triangle door.

@diazona

Actually, not bad at all! LOL!

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I'm assuming that beard and mustache guy is the antagonist #Monsterdon

is the visual theme of this movie just triangle? i can get behind that. this shit looks rad as hell

still cant hear a damn thing, mr robot is tireless

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Those black globe paperweights are pretty modern looking

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🦖#Monsterdon
Low Budget Film School 🎬

🎞️ Look for ways to save money on design, but keep big impact.
For #BeyondTheTimeBarrier, the inverted triangles used in the design of The Citadel were leftovers from an exhibition at the 1959 Texas State Fair. They didn't have to move anything because the film location *was* the fairgrounds.

master? as in The Master? this really IS a Doctor Who episode. #monsterdon

The future looks super cool but the people there are so quiet and boring #Monsterdon

Some futuristic societies are circles, some are triangles. Can't we have hexagons?
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Alright, we have verbalization. #monsterdon

@sean Would that even be so bad TBH

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he will use all the known tricks. whoopie cushions, handshake buzzers, everything

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That guys very proud of his bowling balls, huh? #Monsterdon

hey wait! I remember the cinder block patio from the *last* movie! #monsterdon

Honestly they kind of got the surveillance camera almost right

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This guy is just Future Fidel Castro, no? #monsterdon #beyondthetimebarrier

Must be a villain. He has a beard.

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doctor who? what?

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Italians of the Future! #monsterdon

Wait, he's ACTUALLY The Master!? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon All this future technology and they can't make quieter heels? REALLY?!

Kappa Mu is hosting a Spring Fling on the quad later on so we're pre-gaming down at O'Malley's. #monsterdon

Is this dress code "misogyny" yet? Asking for bingo. #monsterdon

I know, it's an alternate 2024 where yoga pants haven't been invented #monsterdon

Wow those dresses lol #monsterdon #beyondthetimebarrier

Do people not...talk in this future? #monsterdon

maybe im projecting but those women's legs look cold #Monsterdon

In the future somebody's job is to haul a tree around on a little cart.

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Future People Click Their Heels Down A Hallway ASMR

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@paco “Oh, crap, sorry about that!” #monsterdon

Brought to you by the Inverted Pyramid Council #Monsterdon

inverted pyramids, the most efficient form of column

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Sixty four years later and they STILL don't let women wear pants. 9_9 #Monsterdon

How very 60's, when you find yourself in an unfamiliar situation just yell and start punching anything within reach

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Which girl is the love interest? My money is on the blond.
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do not walk in viper launch tubes

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“I didn’t mean to do that”?!! #monsterdon

Punches a bunch of people, says "Sorry I didn't mean to do that!"

So white! So american! #monsterdon

Ducting of THE FUTURE!

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#BeyondTheTimeBarrier

"Sorry, I didn't mean to do that"

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what the hell is this, some kinda tube?

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It was an 'accident"

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Sixty-four years into the future and sexism has survived!
#Monsterdon #BeyondTheTimeBarrier