@strangefour Apparently this had a two-week production time. So where did they get these sets?

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That was a super cheesy elevator #monsterdon

#monsterdon he rocketed so high he passed his own ghost

wow, that's a real Space Elevator. #monsterdon

DUCK DODGERS IN THE TW- oh

never mind #Monsterdon

For a people with no speech, and apparently no writing, they seem to be pretty orderly.

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It's all just the same warehouse and hoppers, redressed, isn't it.

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"We really need a way to express so much more than speech in this movie."
"Have you considered interpretive dance?"
"Go fuck yourself."

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"the table doubles as a handy coffin *and* storage!" #monsterdon

please take me to kubla kraus from hit film jack frost by rankin bass

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@trixter

But she is a great gaslighter...watch.

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Ma`am. You look great in the year 2024.
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He really shouldn't be hitting on a mime #monsterdon

so there IS sign language, the father just didn't take the time to learn it to talk to his daughter, one of like a dozen people in the world. lmao checks out #monsterdon

they really don't build resorts like this anymore, do they? #monsterdon

the plague...makes everyone bald? #Monsterdon

Why does this feel like an episode of 'Finding your roots" on PBS?
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Okay, game of charades is over. Back to the plot.

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A doughy jumpsuited white guy goes to a future where women don't talk... Feels like just about every other b movie from this period had that plot #monsterdon

'you know what im thinking dont you'
100% chance my guy is wrestling down dirty thoughts like steve irwin on a croc

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They couldn't have built this many pyramid sets. Could they? They must have found these somewhere and built a movie around architecture nonsense.
What modern art gallery did they invade?
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no i've never known the light of day :)

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Just a basement fulla Nosferatus

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@CactuarJoe I don’t think the throat is the part she’s ready to lunge at. #Monsterdon

"If I could only make you understand --" She's a telepath, not an idiot. Now if we could only make the director understand that...

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Sometime around 2100 we start storing all of our high-resolution photography on server blades -- one photo per. #monsterdon

Her entire vocabulary is a collection of 10x20 photos built into the dresser
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How did you get "grandfather" from all that?

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?????????? #monsterdon #beyondthetimebarrier

Her grandfather was in The Supremes? Wow, that's a helluva transition timeline. #Monsterdon

I have a feeling this movie is going to fail the Beschdel Test... you know with no women talking at all
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Grandpa has some well tailored eyebrows. #monsterdon

oh good, The Chosen Dunce #monsterdon

What About... EYE BROWS. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon The shagadelic bed is killer. Want.

Bela Lugosi? What's he have to do with anything?

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Maybe Trirene has some paper and a pencil, how about that? #monsterdon

“looking around? don’t you mean looking…atriangle?” #monsterdon

Wow she is five seconds away from pushing him on the bed and tearing off all his clothes. #Monsterdon

even assuming that there would be no sign language or any other nonverbal language... writing? #monsterdon

Whiteboard please

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Neat expository technique: throw the time-travelling pilot in with the ~Morlocks to explain to him what the "civilized" people would not. "Scapes" = escapees from the plague? #Monsterdon #BeyondTheTimeBarrier

Are these Chekhov's Beds sitting around on all these sets? #monsterdon

oh she got that fuck me outfit for sure

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They really did spend their whole movie budget on triangles, didn't they? #Monsterdon

Mute girl's frozen smile is deeply creepy. She's gonna lunge at his throat here in a sec >_> #Monsterdon

We've placed you in the sex suite for the duration. No pressure.

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looks like the scene of a 70s wedding in here. #monsterdon

JUMPIN' UP AND DOWN ON THE GROUP W BENCH, SHOUTIN' "KILL! KILL!" #monsterdon

Oh hell yeah Triangle Wipes! 🔻
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It's probably just cuz i'm tired but that bed looks super comfy. #monsterdon

"...I went to the future, and got a great deal at a Holiday Inn Express!"

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Big bed, isn't it!
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Triangular minds want to know! #monsterdon

Guests of Double Dare will stay at Disney's Contemporary Resort on beautiful Lake Buena Vista #monsterdon

They gave him the honeymoon suite, nice. #Monsterdon

tok tok tok tok tok tok tok tok tok tok tok tok tok tok tok tok tok tok tok tok tok tok tok tok would it kill somebody to get me a TICK in amongst all this?

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Do they just give those belts to folks that speak?

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She's not stupid, Major, she just doesn't like you. #Monsterdon

Male pattern baldness is a mutation.
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"...I know you can't hear me, so I'll wave my arms while talking slower."

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They're already holding hands!
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@paco What if two women smile and nod meaningfully at each other about something that’s not a man? #Monsterdon

"We were gonna let the mutants chew your intestines, but my granddaughter's horny so here, have free run of our society." #Monsterdon

That suit doesn't leave much room for horny

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just thinkin' 'bout those orbs #monsterdon

Uhhh, every thought? Gimme a sec, I need to delete some internal browser history. #monsterdon

i mean okay frats are gonna have themes but aren't you taking it a little far

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#Monsterdon Apparently, they lost the ability to build at 90-degree angles in this timeline.

She's totally gonna steal all your semen, my dude. #monsterdon

"Young man, there's no need to feel down!" #monsterdon

I want him to say "Uh, every thought*?!?" and then get embarrassed. #monsterdon

So, wait—The Master looks like he's at least 64 years old—he doesn't remember the U.S. Air Force or anything else this guy said? 🤔

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triangle wipe ⚠️ #monsterdon

delta delta delta delta delta delta delta

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Just don't touch that Palantir sitting innocently on the table.

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@trixter Wrinkly Scalp Disease, it is invariably fatal T_T #Monsterdon

mutations have cause their scalps to pucker as tho they're wearing really cheap baldcaps

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and a triangle transition, in case you weren't getting the idea. #triangles #monsterdon

The future really went all in on triangles.

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Prison rules: first thing you do is find the guy with the worst baldcap in the yard and pin him. That's the only way to survive in there #Monsterdon

Triangle wipe!

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@CactuarJoe Maybe the lumps are from their MUTATION! #Monsterdon

Non-verbal deaf lady is apparently a mind-reader with lecherous thoughts. Now that's a sudden twist.

Meanwhile, our brave suborbital space-captain is put in a triangular jail cell with shouty persons with not-terribly-convincing bald makeup... #monsterdon

Triangle Wipe!
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The plague. You know. THE PLAGUE. The one named after 2019. #monsterdon

@jonny@neuromatch.social They're mutants, right? Maybe their scalps have mutated!

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LOL. co-workers?

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@paco Maybe there's a mutant female-identifying character with a name. But probably not two #monsterdon

Those are some...quality bald caps, huh? #monsterdon

Those mutants are just the men's 1964 Olympic synchronized swim team #monsterdon #beyondthetimebarrier

@blogdiva

They did...and perfected it.
ASMR

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Shoutout to the costume people, those bald wigs are *real bad.* #Monsterdon

Fleshy-headed mutants! Chewing through the scenery.

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dude just kissed her... in the eye?

im sure im confused about the wrong things in this movie
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#monsterdon the colorist really captured the rainbow bridge with this opening crawl

I won't comment on the beard as I am late and I'm sure the beard has been thoroughly commented on
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@lytta They didn't waste any time... Respect TBH

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these bald caps are SUFFERING #monsterdon

So the mutation is baldness?

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