Oo, got him right in the lime pudding pocket #Monsterdon

They're all graduates of Storm Trooper Weapon Academy.

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The torque bar line reminds me of when we found out how Kaylie joined the crew of the Serenity.

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why does bad guy bother to send down invasion troops when he promised to blow up the entire planet if they resisted?

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@SarraceniaWilds you are the hero #Monsterdon deserves

our young protagonist suddenly soaking in sweat airplane! style #monsterdon

THIS IS VIETNAM, BOYS #Monsterdon

I’m getting x-wing vibes #monsterdon

So this Sador guy has been unconquerable by whole systems and galaxies(!?) but 7 plucky people ships and some tits can do the job?

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Watching this and thinking about what makes the Star Wars space battles so much more effective. I think a whole bunch of it boils down to having windows in the cockpits. The actors are doing the same thing in both cases, but if you can see the outside world in the close up shots, that brings it all together in a way that this movie just can’t afford to. #monsterdon

"Have a nice fight"

Okay, I'll give to the movie, that's a pretty hard line. It was absolutely not earned, but I respect what they think it was doing.

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It's like someone wrote a screenplay for a porn parody of Star Wars, and then someone else got hold of the screenplay and said, "No. We can rework this into a serious movie."

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And THAT is why you don't mount the warp core behind your head. #Monsterdon

NUCLEAR MISSILE!

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I'm like 80% that head-on approach was supposed to be like a one-strike duel in a Samurai film

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Almost Luke is a bit drippy

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Can't tell which character's in which spaceship, don't care #monsterdon

OK I will grant that some of the spaceship effects are kind of cool

Some

(engines, not weapons)

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There should be only a single credit for this movie ….. COCAINE.

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"Uh-oh, nuclear missile"

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I was looking at the feed that I'm minutes behind. Why the heck is the ground subsiding? Did they dig valleys with a theramin? WTF!?
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i'm not sure whether i love the nestors or am 100% creeped out by them, but they're just about the only part of this movie to make me feel anything, so i guess they can stay. #monsterdon

Is that guy playing keyboards or shooting? #monsterdon

Attaboy Shad. You've just betrayed your culture's belief system by taking a life. You're gonna burn in space hell.

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its just so hard to imagine a human sitting down and typing up all this

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@apLundell Space camp fire!

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@sealawyer I wish I had

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That's not whisky cowboy. It's coming from a bit close to your belt.

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keekeew keekeew
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like are we sure an AI didn't write this tho? are we really sure?

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John Saxon is pretending he’s in a different movie. #monsterdon

bwah bwah vs peewm peewm
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DJing the fight scenes, is this a Gloryhammer video?

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Why is he firing his guns by using an adding machine?

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#monsterdon Sunday club also be like

I think cowboys drinking belt is really grosse!
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man i'm even numb to boobship at this point

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I love the dude turned towards the camera and pressing buttons, he's like a Space DJ. #Monsterdon

@Keiraleesharonart i also hope. i also dream.
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I also use keyboards evilly at work.

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I wish Cowboy had a beverage of choice that wasn't yellow.

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I wish was more high for this movie

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"THIS IS A WARRIOR'S DRINK!"

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Nobody here has ever heard of the Alamo

So yes, remember the Alamo

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Nice joke at hot dog’s expense. #monsterdon

The out-of-focus shot of the scotch belt is nice. Don't bother getting another take of that, or even checking the eyepiece.

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Yeah, the belt booze despenser is fun but it does look like he's pissing in a glass >_> #Monsterdon

@sealawyer you should have

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#monsterdon Okay! Who left the mystery crystal on overload? It's just going to make strange wibbly noises and smoke a bit.

space veggiedogs!!
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#Monsterdon Pretty sure Sybil Danning's costume pretty much wins by default.
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@sealawyer @Taweret noooooooooooooooo

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Are they gonna... Do A Character Moment™ for everybody? :/ #Monsterdon

in fact, i can tell you a lot of the stuff from this film was also used in Corman's later production "Space Raiders" to save on budget

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Just sitting around the Kelvins, listening to a cowboy play the mouth harp

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Amazing.

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"Are you a bad man?"

"Yes."

"Are you gonna play your soap flute at us?"

"Probably."

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They’re roasting weenies over Cayman’s entourage?! #monsterdon

And only $1.50 at your Costco, which is right next to your pharmacy.

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Roasting weenies on the Kelvin.

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wasn't there a bad guy earlier? what's he up to?

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Don't feel bad aliens, nobody really knows what a hot dog is

All right, so it'll be the dozen of them with 40,000 rifles they can't use against a spaceship that doesn't need to touch down to destroy their planet. Good plan team

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Yes, let's humiliate the Kelvins by using them in place of a campfire.

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shout out to this movie for finding a way to include popular public domain songs in a space opera #monsterdon

24. If this movie had been made in 2024, that would have been an "I identify as an attack helicopter" "joke"

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Lol they're using the Kelvins as a campfire.

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"Your torque bar, it's slipped its groove"

This movie is hereby sentenced to go straight to horny jail

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Oh come on you can't tell me she never tried making out with an android

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deffo wish the movie went with the two women as the romantic subplot, but here we are sitting in the distant future from 1980

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if the rest of them were going to be actual electronic components, why'd she say "capacitators"?
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@ottaross Probably a womp mouse here

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I like how the big bad guy is doing the Napoleon hand. #monsterdon

Only two genders? How quiant
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Show you the ropes? This one is a quarter-inch safety line, these are all 1/2 inch halyards...

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Sador is an excellent leader.

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I KNEW it

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PRANGLE HIS TRANSISTORS

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what does the barbelt do to your belt theory @Keiraleesharonart
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Yes the Space Cowboy has pictures of naked ladies in his bunk. But also he has a dog calendar.
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:O not the CAPACITATORS!
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Bechdel test failed. More than that though, like, anti-passed #monsterdon

okay, computer lady and sexy valkyrie lady is a couple i can ship. #monsterdon

THAT BELT BUCKLE DRINK MAKER

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oh my goodness
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omg the cocktail belt buckle

He keeps *ice* in his belt!?

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Dear fuck man, stop drinking!

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Virgin raised by cyborgs is adjusting really well to being around a bunch of humans all of a sudden! I’m proud of her
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scotch ....

and piss

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You need Bass to destroy the enemy guys, BASS

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Pre-digging the graves, eh?

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ok the theremin digger is cool but why do we need trenches for a war in space #monsterdon

ZOMG I NEED A XYLOPHONE INTERFACE FOR MY COMPUTER #monsterdon

"They never bring out the stellar converter until [set of conditions that absolutely did not precede the stellar converter's previous usage]"

Yea, sure, whatever.

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All of these naturally occurring pits have VERY VERY straight edges :thonkery:

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This movie's aesthetic would be surrealism except it is too boring.

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r. vaugn, finally realizing what movie he's in.
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"Right now your offer looks very attractive to me... A meal and a place to hide."
That's a baller line. Wait maybe he's the greatest samurai? Shoot I forget half the cast of Seven Samurai. I really need to rewatch it.
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Cayman is giving G’kar vibes #monsterdon