Mr. Franz: The process is simple. One pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small, but the ones that mother gives you donโt do anything at all
@kshernandez they seem into it.
hahaha the tiny champagne bottle
Now the miniature wine & cheese for the miniature mixer
Why are the others so happy about their situation?
That cabinet was the Epstein files of 1958 #monsterdon
"are you playing with your dolls again?"
So, uhm...
Are we going to get an explanation why they just... go into stasis when crammed into an airtight container with the air removed?
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Not at all ironicallY: Well-done creepiness. Congratulations.
As small as those people are, if you have many of them they will plot and rebel against you....
Yes, you, you, no, let's not wake up this asshole,
I bet that mailman is coming out...
@yatsu Oh I do hope the end of this move is ATTACK OF THE 50 FOOT CAT #Monsterdon
This 5 dimensional affine transformation also causes a reduction in real mass, yet somehow the frequency of their voices and their hearing ability remains unchanged.
Dude could be making a fortune on Pocket Cats, and he's doing this instead.
Idiot.
Franz. My brother in Flying Spaghetti Monster. You could just sell this device to the furries and retire.
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#PuppetPeople1958
now they have kitteh - I guess it's not so bad
As if a cat would stay still for that long...
Does he do this little demonstration every time he gets somebody new?
@arrjay Every evil plan begins with a slide presentation.
Heโs created a transporter, but heโs using it to miniaturize people!
All this 1950s tech could accomplish this all along?! #monsterdon
He shrank them with a vibrator? #Monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople
"Man > Cat > Woman"
Don't hurt the cat!
Oh my god madman with a SLIDE DECK.
Simple principle... I just squeeze your head
So basically I push you into a wall _very hard_...
I think we're in store for some top tier Science here....
"Oh lord, he's got a powerpoint presentation ready! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"
at least we finally have animated dolls
So can he make people blurrier, as well?
He doesn't let them get hungry... I wonder what he feeds them
#monsterdon She has to juggle so much work! Being...juggled... ;)
lol, the puppet master is the sort of guy who'd put cameras in all the rooms of the buildings he rents...
you know, make people small is kinda abusive in a relationship
#monsterdon
#attackofthepuppetpeople
OK the giant phone is *awesome*
sigh. This is an anti-communism allegory, isn't it?
#monsterdon And the lovely way your skin would look if I stripped it off your filthy little body and wore it, with a feather boa, and some fishnets! AND HEELS... I'd be so busy on NICKEL NIGHT!!!!
See, that's what I told you. Suspended animation! Makes space travel possible!
Dude get your hand out of your pocket
That phone seems too small as well
I kinda just wanna look at the giant paper clips and stuff now. Behind the scenes set design would be way more interesting than this.
#Monsterdon #PuppetPeople1958
A super-small roll of toilet paper
#monsterdon
Well of course the magic ray doesn't shrink the clothes too, don't you know Science?
NOT THE ROTARY PHONE!!!!!
#Monsterdon
i too dislike telephones.
yay she is smol
Itโs not at all suspicious that heโs making multiple Bob dolls. Itโs totally normal.
Also, wait, a case of Bobs? I have questions.
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#PuppetPeople1958
someone's about to get smolled
โI model all my dolls after people I know and like, people I want to have near me.โ
That sounds psychologically healthy.
awww shit, production line bobs!
Well that was unexpectedly intense
That doll was safe by 1950's fire standards
Pretty sure this cop shot me in New Vegas
RIP to that piece of paper.
#Monsterdon #PuppetPeople1958
Whoa - not only are the Dolls highly flammable, they come in case lots!
This is a doll, NOT a photo in a jar!!
#monsterdon
lol, excellent police work, bring the accuser to confront the potentially dangerous man...
wait, is this policeman about to actually do something??? are we sure we're watching an american international pic?
@littlemiao A I see it, yes. #monsterdon
looking at a doll of my fiancee in portrait because i can't rotate it relative to the camera, remembering that fat ass and kangaroo pouch of a sack and swooning #monsterdon
@MatthewTitus88 So that means these are doll people not puppet people? ๐ค #Monsterdon
He made his penis incredibly small
The Franz Shrink-Em Ray turns people into small 2D standees, not dolls.
I gotta admit, the prop people did a pretty good job.
#monsterdon
Ah, a woman with agency #monsterdon
#monsterdon She opened Bluebeard's doll cabinet!
Seriously though lady, although the boss needs to be thwarted you need to get over your Bob addiction...
yes! violence at the workplace! go, sally, go!
the most fantastical thing about this film so far is the idea that you could just waltz into a well-paying job even after saying "no" for 5 minutes
Was that a doll o' Bob?
"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
ohhh i thought the old doll guy was familiar. the Doctor from the TOS pilot. #monsterdon
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#PuppetPeople1958
Friend, Bob is teensy, I'm afraid
John Agar was Shirley Temple's first husband. #monsterdon
@crowbriarhexe @Bluedepth
Hey, hey! Manquins have hard butts too, so that argument makes no sense!
@amyfou It's unclear whether any men better than this existed in the 50s
I know I'm supposed to be making fun of Attack of the Puppet People, butโฆ
I don't think the Amazing Collosal Man knows how clowns work.
Meet me in St. Louisโฆ totally different film ๐
#Monsterdon
I am confused about the size of clowns now.
Schlock movie in a schlock movie!!! #monsterdon
she left me for a guy who is obsessed with giant guys, not a guyh that is obsessed with tiny guys like me #monsterdon
Did Sally go out with Bob? Really? Heโs a jackass.
#monsterdon Just think where I stick my hand! The felt is moist. It's delightful!
#Monsterdon HE was the best? THAT was the best?
Heh - we're at a drive-in showing the Amazing Colossal Man
Well I may be wrong, but I can think of a few things wrong with you Mr. Content
#Monsterdon
i wonder what are the axes of artistry that marionette guys evaluate a puppet show that would cause them to be all like "bravo, truly pushing the art form forward" #monsterdon
@blogdiva This is one of those "A man will invent a ray to shrink people into dolls rather than go to therapy" moments isn't it? #Monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople
"I'm going to the one place where the law can never find me... space!"
How DARE you be content and happy! That's wrong and sinful!