I wouldn't mind being shrunk down like this - would work wonders for my grocery bill #monsterdon

None of those things are the same scale. This movie is bullshit!

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lol, did that girl just make and argument for Fascism?

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ah yes, because the important thing when you're 6 inches tall is that your marriage be valid in the eyes of the church.

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Did this madman invent teleportation and then run it through a magnifying glass??!

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These people are idiots #monsterdon

This is a very fucked up movie.
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@nazokiyoubinbou because slide projectors [footage not found]

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Their scale is all out of whack.

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Mr. Franz: The process is simple. One pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small, but the ones that mother gives you don’t do anything at all

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@kshernandez they seem into it.

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Who makes tiny bottles of champagne though? Are they in on the puppet master network?

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hahaha the tiny champagne bottle

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Now the miniature wine & cheese for the miniature mixer

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Why are the others so happy about their situation?

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That cabinet was the Epstein files of 1958 #monsterdon

"are you playing with your dolls again?"

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So, uhm...

Are we going to get an explanation why they just... go into stasis when crammed into an airtight container with the air removed?

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@klu9 @north He's prepared to be judged by management

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Not at all ironicallY: Well-done creepiness. Congratulations.

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As small as those people are, if you have many of them they will plot and rebel against you....

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Yes, you, you, no, let's not wake up this asshole,

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I bet that mailman is coming out...

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@yatsu Oh I do hope the end of this move is ATTACK OF THE 50 FOOT CAT #Monsterdon

This 5 dimensional affine transformation also causes a reduction in real mass, yet somehow the frequency of their voices and their hearing ability remains unchanged.

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Dude could be making a fortune on Pocket Cats, and he's doing this instead.

Idiot.

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Franz. My brother in Flying Spaghetti Monster. You could just sell this device to the furries and retire.

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now they have kitteh - I guess it's not so bad

@north

Every Powerpointer loves a captive audience

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As if a cat would stay still for that long...

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Does he do this little demonstration every time he gets somebody new?

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@Lazarou Hooked on sonics?

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@arrjay Every evil plan begins with a slide presentation.

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He’s created a transporter, but he’s using it to miniaturize people!

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All this 1950s tech could accomplish this all along?! #monsterdon

The most unbelievable part is the cat staying on that table.

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He shrank them with a vibrator? #Monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

"Man > Cat > Woman"

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Don't hurt the cat!

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Oh my god madman with a SLIDE DECK.

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Simple principle... I just squeeze your head

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So basically I push you into a wall _very hard_...

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I think we're in store for some top tier Science here....

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"Oh lord, he's got a powerpoint presentation ready! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"

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at least we finally have animated dolls

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So can he make people blurrier, as well?

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He doesn't let them get hungry... I wonder what he feeds them

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#monsterdon She has to juggle so much work! Being...juggled... ;)

lol, the puppet master is the sort of guy who'd put cameras in all the rooms of the buildings he rents...

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you know, make people small is kinda abusive in a relationship
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OK the giant phone is *awesome*

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sigh. This is an anti-communism allegory, isn't it?

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#monsterdon And the lovely way your skin would look if I stripped it off your filthy little body and wore it, with a feather boa, and some fishnets! AND HEELS... I'd be so busy on NICKEL NIGHT!!!!

See, that's what I told you. Suspended animation! Makes space travel possible!

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Dude get your hand out of your pocket

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That phone seems too small as well

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I kinda just wanna look at the giant paper clips and stuff now. Behind the scenes set design would be way more interesting than this.
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A super-small roll of toilet paper
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Well of course the magic ray doesn't shrink the clothes too, don't you know Science?

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NOT THE ROTARY PHONE!!!!!
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i too dislike telephones.

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yay she is smol

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It’s not at all suspicious that he’s making multiple Bob dolls. It’s totally normal.

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Also, wait, a case of Bobs? I have questions.

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We now enter the tiny person part of our film, courtesy of a theremin.

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someone's about to get smolled

“I model all my dolls after people I know and like, people I want to have near me.”

That sounds psychologically healthy.

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Be seeing you.

I am not a number, I am a free man!

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awww shit, production line bobs!

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Well that was unexpectedly intense

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That doll was safe by 1950's fire standards

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Pretty sure this cop shot me in New Vegas

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RIP to that piece of paper.
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Whoa - not only are the Dolls highly flammable, they come in case lots!

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This is a doll, NOT a photo in a jar!!
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lol, excellent police work, bring the accuser to confront the potentially dangerous man...

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wait, is this policeman about to actually do something??? are we sure we're watching an american international pic?

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Officer he shrank my fiance. #monsterdon

@littlemiao A I see it, yes. #monsterdon

honey, i shrank the bob

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Shoud have titled this "Master of Puppets"

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@MatthewTitus88 So that means these are doll people not puppet people? 🤔 #Monsterdon

He made his penis incredibly small

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Sergeant Peterson is the next guy to get shrunk

Watch him gaslight the lady

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The Franz Shrink-Em Ray turns people into small 2D standees, not dolls.

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(honestly, points to this movie for making this lady smart enough to figure it out, and then try to do something about it, nevermind that every other person in this movie is about to treat her like she's clinical.)

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I gotta admit, the prop people did a pretty good job.
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Gotta love those shitty glass door locks.

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Ah, a woman with agency #monsterdon

#monsterdon She opened Bluebeard's doll cabinet!

Seriously though lady, although the boss needs to be thwarted you need to get over your Bob addiction...

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yes! violence at the workplace! go, sally, go!

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@allanb It was Bob, as a doll.

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the most fantastical thing about this film so far is the idea that you could just waltz into a well-paying job even after saying "no" for 5 minutes

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Was that a doll o' Bob?

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Proposing at The Colossal Man at the drive in sure is a... Something

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"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

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The main message of this movie is that if you go to a Bert Gordon flick you will make out with a beautiful blonde.