My theramin goes to 11.

#monsterdon

This thing had better be called the Thereminimizer™

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Now mate little people! Make even smaller little people!

I think the Science in Assphix was more plausible...

#Monsterdon

He uses sound waves to smolify, this is pure genius!
#monsterdon

Land of the Giants -
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Land_of_the_Giants?wprov=sfla1

imagine a whole country of people with a god complex.

yes, the show was about white gringo supremacy. unironically, it was a massive hit in Latinoamérica during the era of Operation Condor.

#monsterdon

Please do not the cat

#Monsterdon #PuppetPeople1958

God. This guy is nuttier than a payday bar. #monsterdon

Gulliver’s Typist? I don’t know? Is that anything?

#attackofthepuppetpeople #monsterdon

Salesmen and secretaries are one thing, but a cat? That's crossing the line buddy.

#Monsterdon

and as we all know, once you've projected an image from a slide, the slide has been used up, there's only the one copy of the image

#Monsterdon

okay now we've got dolls, let's get to attackin'

#monsterdon

@yatsu

#Monsterdon

It's a very simple principle, really - I call it Wonkavision!

#monsterdon #PuppetPeople1958

Demands gratitude after he takes away something very important -- I wonder who does that nowadays?

🤔

#monsterdon

A disturbing amount of humans would welcome becoming the Puppet master's pets though...

#Monsterdon

Oh so the machine doesn't shrink clothes but it does shrink hair, it must follow Terminator Time-Travel-Machine rules. #monsterdon

@xerozohar Bob 2: Electric Bobaloo #Monsterdon

The can get married now at least
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@jonny It's gotta be shrinking. Too complex to reconstruct

#monsterdon

NOW YOURE EENSY WEENSY TOO
We all float down here, because we're very light, since we're so small. #monsterdon

Leave Bob in the tube

#Monsterdon

AD 1 OF 6 😖

#Monsterdon

Are you sure he's in suspended animation and not asphyxiating?

#Monsterdon #PuppetPeople1958

@jonny

And, like, what if they've got a fart bubbling on the brink? Does that shrink too or does it explode them?

#Monsterdon

I'm counting the set/camera tricks for this as "Clever Special Effects"

#Monsterdon #PuppetPeople1958

TOILET ARTICLES

#monsterdon

Why is Glasser SCREECHING at us this time? Jesus. #Monsterdon

Doll's well that ends well

#Monsterdon

OW, CHRIST #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

oh no she's going to get dolled up

#monsterdon

@Allkinds Yeah, that was the min wage back then, I recall it well. Worked a few jobs myself for wages like that.

#monsterdon

but gas was like 50-75 cents or something too

Yeah, never trust a Hoyt. #Monsterdon

@combatwombat That image is good for so many applications.
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Bob's a horndog. Why is this little doll sticky…

we're like a third of way into this movie, the dolls had better start moving soon or I will be ornery

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Count the dolls babycakes!

Bob’s Big Boy

#monsterdon #attackofthepuppetpeople

#monsterdon And when I worry, I make dolls. Come to the office. I want to make another doll!

“Bob wouldn’t treat me this way if he could help it.”

Well, Sally, the problem is he couldn’t help it.

#Monsterdon

He aint your friend, he's your creepy boss

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I wish I'd gotten a chance to watch a drive-in.

It seems fun.

#monsterdon Come ONNNNNN, we've known each other for weeks! Fucking marry me already

Gotta get married before you fuck, it was 50s law
#monsterdon

I’ve seen this movie!

#monsterdon #attackofthepuppetpeople

Damn he is a good salesman

#Monsterdon

SHRINK BOB!

#Monsterdon

Movie within a movie. Very meta for ‘58.

#Monsterdon

"The Bald Man Eats"

Classic 50s movie

#MOnsterdon

Rosencranz and Guildenstern's Drive In Theater Is Dead

#monsterdon

Speak for yourself mate, I live in the distant future....

#Monsterdon

Something tells me Emil is about to become a doll.

#Monsterdon

"I'm working on a much larger doll that should solve most of mein problems"

#Monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

  ⏲️ 30-MINUTE POLL 🤏⁉️

Which was NOT a title used at some point for tonight's feature?

#AttackOfThePuppetPeople

Problems that would be solved by a paper shredder, check.

#monsterdon

Nice hand writing on that envelope.
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Working on the assembly line in suits, naturally

#monsterdon

When I grow up I wanna be a Door-to-door doll salesman

#monsterdon #attackofthepuppetpeople

This is an awkward time to mention that when I was a kid, I wanted to be a mad scientist when I grew up.

I assumed there'd be a market for it. And funding available I guess.

#monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

FUCK OFF BOB!

#Monsterdon

Honey, I Shrunk The Mailman Just Days Before Retirement!

#attackofthepuppetpeople #monsterdon

They can't shrink the lecherous guy fast enough.

#Monsterdon

MALE SACK SPOTTED

#monsterdon

Always show the monster and exactly what he does and make it obvious who the next victim is in the first 7 minutes. It really shows your audience that you respect them and understand that they have better things to do than watch your movie. #monsterdon

See. Brick, saves time. #Monsterdon

The way he speaks to her like she's a child... yuk

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Hello, my name is Sally, and I am about to call the police and have you tasered, pepper sprayed, and beaten with batons.

He's in the back room, doing a thing that I cannot mention
#monsterdon

If only someone could answer my phone calls and then forward the calls to me so that I can then answer the phone call… it would be SO MUCH better

#attackofthepuppetpeople #monsterdon

Why does this look badly dubbed?

#monsterdon

As we say in the Future "there are multiple red flags on this guy"

#Monsterdon

Wait, what happened to the previous girl? (Yes, asking the obvious question)

#Monsterdon #PuppetPeople1958

But I want to hire you, doll!
#monsterdon

RUN WHILE YOU CAN, sister!

#monsterdon

You like my dolls? There a special one in my pants. #monsterdon

The trailer made me think of Darby O’Gill and the Little People.

#Monsterdon

"General Office Girl" will be my nom de terre

#MOnsterdon

doll people, not puppet people?

#monsterdon

OH MY GOD THERES PAPER CUTOUTS IN TUBES! THE HORROR!!?? #monsterdon

Is this factory on the upper floor of an office building?

Zoning?! C'mon now?!

#MOnsterdon

#monsterdon Ahhhh! American International Pictures ATTACKS!

"I like this one 'cause it's whiter." #Monsterdon

Conan Visits The American Doll Store

#monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

Ewwww, creepy dolls....

#Monsterdon

"Bill, bill, bill, playboy, bill..." #Monsterdon

American International pictures…?! oh no!

#monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

Hey Joel, are these like MREs for cannibals?

#monsterdon #PuppetPeople1958

John Agar, not quite nominative determinism but...

#Monsterdon #PuppetPeople1958

A lesser film would have left behind a pair of smoking boots. This one gives us the far more tasteful eyeglasses.

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Fun fact: Darth Vader's general appearance was an unsuccessful attempt to capture the sheer intimidation of the Devil Girl. It was mostly unsuccessful.

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

@nazokiyoubinbou I guess they managed to lose interest because the show initially sounded like it had some kind of potential
#monsterdon

@nazokiyoubinbou I know, the show is actually kind of a piece of shit. It relied entirely on this unresolved conflict between inexplicably weenified good and inexplicably persistent evil, rinse and repeat, every episode, same characters ...

Fast-forward to the end to see if the script writers ever resolved the problem, but nope, probably not. Series probably just died with no denouement

#monsterdon

Time to use your green-belt Karate skills, lassie!

#monsterdon #WrongPuppets

Sensei's in on it, baka!!!

#monsterdon #WrongPuppets

You will see her.... In the afterlife!

#monsterdon #WrongPuppets

Heccin finally, something from Mars!

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

See? All you had to do was ask!

#monsterdon #WrongPuppets

OOOOh I THOUGHT that was a scar but didn't know if it was just a shadow....

#monsterdon #WrongPuppets

"But I warn you, I'm counting the spoons!" So am I, especially when I can't get my meds.

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars