Attack of the Puppet People
Mark Shane Hayden
Mark Shane Hayden
msh@coales.co

So they uh...escaped BACK their prison, reversed the polarity on the woowoo machine and effed off to....wherever???

THE END

Huh. Okayyyy.

Perfectly normal ending yeah. The movie may not have climaxed but SIZE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT HONEST.

Thanks for the #Monsterdon @Taweret bad-but-amusing things really do come in smol packages!

Terencio

"I'll be alone!" -what the lone audience member said when this played first-run.

Ben Zanin
Ben Zanin
gnomon

I'm really curious why they bothered to hang on and show the guy loading three or four more boxes on his dolly before cutting to the next scene.

saucerlost

"If I was just my old size for 5 minutes!"

Me, putting on pants that aren't pajama-based

Ben Zanin
Ben Zanin
gnomon

OK, so the guys are shaving... which implies that hair grows during this state of suspended animation they enter when they're bottled..?

I have a great many questions

Terencio

dude! you should put them all in balls instead of tubes! Then you can throw them out and have them battle each other like Pokemon!!!

Bluedepth

Also eerily like The Incredible Shrinking Woman... Galaxy Glue!

Bluedepth

Obviously, this is in the same cinematic universe as Attack of the Fifty Foot Woman!

Bluedepth

Wait until he puts you in his pants. When you hear the zipper, then RUN!!!

Terencio

yeah, the Marine could kill him in hand-to-hand combat?!

Terencio

Hey, what happened to the cat? WHO is watching the cat!?!

bobert
bobert
combatwombat@hachyderm.io

So, shrink 100 people, put them in suspended animation tubes, send them off in a rocket for a few years, land and unshrink them with another automated theremin-gun. Cheap mass space travel. Looking for investors. #monsterdon

Terencio

Yeah there's plenty of Glue you could be sniffing....

Harvey Sandstrom
Harvey Sandstrom
cd0

So he invented teleportation, and instead of using it to become the richest person in history, he decided to shrink people to keep them from leaving.