monsterdon replay · Best of Attack of the Puppet People

Bluedepth

#monsterdon My dolls will never leave me. I stuff an Apple AirTag in each tight little slot. MUHAHAHAHA!

BRICK. BRICK. BRICK. BRICK. BRICK. BRICK. BRICK. BRICK. BRICK. BRICK. #Monsterdon

FUCK OFF BOB!

Harvey Sandstrom

cd0

Amazing Colossal Man seems like a way better movie. #monsterdon

Girl, why are you on this date? You deserve better

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allanb

An elevator operator was required until someone invented self-service elevators.

Kind of like gas stations, it was considered too dangerous to allow people to do it.

"I want to dress my doll like a prostitute"
"Yes, I will enable that"

Men....

@xerozohar Hey, mail cops don't fuck around. #Monsterdon

"doll lingerie"

for fucks sake, listen to what you're saying here lads!

BRIIIIIICK #Monsterdon

Bluedepth

#monsterdon ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES SALLY A MURDERBOT

Can't believe it used to be somebodies job to press the buttons in an elevator....

Insane Clown Posse has at least three songs that resemble this scenario.

- House of Wax (about people preserved in wax)
- Bowling Balls (about a man collecting people's heads)
- Ding Ding Doll (about a living undead doll)

#monsterdon #attackofthepuppetpeople

🦆🦆 J Riley 🪿

ohiofi

This guy was in Tarantula!

your auntifa liza 🇵🇷 🦛 🦦

blogdiva

Dolls Incorporated. they didn’t have budget for a fake brand.

Ben Zanin

gnomon

Ad: "Office girl. Easy work, good pay."

"How much experience do you have?"

Doing _what_? There was no job description! You haven't described any duties!

your auntifa liza 🇵🇷 🦛 🦦

blogdiva

creepy old man is creepy. he considers his dolls his friends? creepy.

Trixter of the Moon Council

trixter@retro.pizza

Sorry but there are only two kinds of men into dolls like this: homosexuals and perverts.

Christ, Glasser, stop beating us up with the orchestra @_@ #Monsterdon

Rob Ricci

ricci@discuss.systems

Look I'm not going to throw shade at these child actors they're working with what they've got

Ross of Ottawa

ottaross

#Monsterdon is rolling. Miniaturized people captive by a ghoulish scientist. Sounds legit for Monsterdon

unironically she has a really nice smile.

Hey, I just realized that this movie passed the ベクデル Test, when the two ladies were talking about the vampire woman.

"I'm a scientist, but my side-gig is in the UNscientific!"

@ohiofi #monsterdon #WrongPuppets

Mother just seems heavily sedated.

Ah, a secret lair! Every Western-style house has one!

oh noes this is another "the West is Evil" movie, isn't it?!?

My camera shoots fascists

Mikal@sfba.social

Now that #Monsterdon is over, it's back to checking the obituaries...

Dang. Better luck tomorrow.

Ben Ramsey

ramsey@don.monster

@ryan I just edited all my posts to remove the mention, but I'm so sorry for dinging you on each of my posts. That happened because I kept responding to the same thread, and I happened to mention you in an early post, and my client (Mona) wasn't showing very well that I was mentioning you in responses.

combatwombat@hachyderm.io

bobert

@devilgirlbot @aburka Now we just need a Devil Girl Bot Bot #monsterdon

Neia masks

neia@zoner.work

These days, you'd just have to post on fetlife and you'd get a couple dozen volunteers to be your dolls.

#Monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

littlemiao :jewish_pride_flag:

littlemiao@babka.social

So what happens to the kitty cat?#Monsterdon

jonny (nonvenomous)

jonny@neuromatch.social

@arrjay idk they were saying something about "reversing the doll ray," maybe the actual function of the couple going to see the giant man movie in the drive-in was to justify why they didn't go up two sizes and become giants and smash his lab and whatnot #monsterdon

Paco Hope

paco@infosec.exchange

@diazona Oh, there was a second named woman?

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allanb

@nazokiyoubinbou @Taweret All I recall from 60's prime time tv was Lost in Space, and how it scared me and my sister so much we hid behind the couch, so my parents stopped us watching it.

Paco Hope

paco@infosec.exchange

I don't know, but I'm guessing Susan Gordon was the little girl.

#Monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

Brad

bk1e

“Don’t leave me, I’ll be alone,” he pleads as the world’s tiniest violin begins to play.

forestine

forestine@sunny.garden

@_L1vY_ wouldn't it be like 36 miles at that scale? #monsterdon

Mother Bones

_L1vY_@mstdn.social

Six miles in those heels!! No

SamsaG

samsagreg

I thought for sure one of them was going to go through the machine to get big, but die #Monsterdon

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allanb

@nazokiyoubinbou @Taweret Yeah I remember that name, but don't recall seeing much of the series

@CactuarJoe the ending need violence

ano yatsu

yatsu@retro.pizza

okay, that movie was just close enough to being good that i feel like i have to watch the twilight zone episode now.

aburka 🫣

aburka@hachyderm.io

@arrjay counterpoint: it was bad. #monsterdon

rj

arrjay@tacobelllabs.net

And that literally wraps it for #monsterdon - Attack of the Puppet People!

This movie wasn't bad.

It wasn't good, mind you, but not bad.

conquest_of_biscuits

#monsterdon #puppetPeople1958 What happened to all the other shrunken people? I counted six, but only two escaped?

SnoopJ

SnoopJ@hachyderm.io

the camera fucks off into the middle distance as the movie draws to an end

the movie had its moments, especially when the props department got to flex, but it could have been so much better

see you all next week!

rj

arrjay@tacobelllabs.net

The rest of this proof is left as a exercise for the viewer.

#Monsterdon
#AttackOfThePuppetPeople

Hollie

hollie@social.coop

That might have been the truly scariest Monsterdon for me so far

Rob Ricci

ricci@discuss.systems

This is not a place of honor

we considered ourselves a full-sized people

Mother Bones

_L1vY_@mstdn.social

Oh now he's carrying them just flopping around in that briefcase?

"Damn, pneumatic tubes cost $4000? Y'all can carry me loose" 😂

nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social

Nazo

"Come on Sally, we'll call the police."

Yes, I 100% guarantee the police will not arrest you for making a prank call if you call them and tell them an old man is making people into tiny dolls with his totally scientific shrink ray that uses really loud noises to disintegrate people but they don't disintegrate.

#Monsterdon
#AttackOfThePuppetPeople

Hollie

hollie@social.coop

Did they embiggen the smallest man?

wohali

wohali@timeloop.cafe

What an ineffectual villain....these plastic tubes were the real stars of the movie!

Thank you all for joining! Special thanks to @Taweret for running the joint, @JoeWynne for making the trivia come alive, and @cherizilla for the bingo cards!

See y'all next week another awful fantastic film.... and such a great group to watch it with! :blush: