Anybody who was only watching this to see the adorable shrinking kitty cat may now go to bed.

#Monsterdon

"I'll have to shrink a priest!"

#Monsterdon

Yeah this is definitely a tiny crowd that looks like it's equipped to meet the old guy's emotional needs

#Monsterdon
#AttackOfThePuppetPeople

These dolls are acting like swingers

#Monsterdon

science is when ~wwweeeewww wewwwww~

#monsterdon

...So it's the same principle as Wonkavision.

But Bert expects us to take it seriously >_> #Monsterdon

"EMBIGGEN US YOU MONSTER!"

#Monsterdon

Wow, a whole half an hour Time To Tiny. That's extensive for a Bert I. Gordon film. #Monsterdon

RIP Bob

#monsterdon

those heels should be registered weapons

#monsterdon

lol at "Tube Bob"

#Monsterdon

Show me on the doll where Bob touched you

#attackofthepuppetpeople #monsterdon

Fun Fact: The Amazing Colossal Man was another Burt I. Gordon film which came out the year before this one. #monsterdon

RE: https://retro.pizza/@trixter/115681461583133310

Say no.

#monsterdon

how much you wanns bet he was a Real Dolls angel investor

#monsterdon

"Did you pick this show for any particular reason?"

It's royalty free, see. #Monsterdon

Look! A better movie!

#attackofthepuppetpeople #monsterdon

#monsterdon An acrobat, because his buns were so tight you could bounce a quarter off them and the quarter would shatter brick walls! We're talking TIGHT. Like amazing, the screaming, the dolls just couldn’t take all that hot passion.

Heeeey, The Amazing Rando! Come by with your Amazing Corpse Party? #Monsterdon

I'm admittedly thrown by the villain dressing like Fred Rogers

#Monsterdon

Ma'am, just hit him with a brick and save us all the trouble. #Monsterdon

I'm not on team any of the men in the movie

#monsterdon

@Taweret This whole movie is an extended Twilight Zone

#monsterdon

is that a Royal typewriter in the background? if anybody wants to get rid of their old typewriters, send them my way!

#monsterdon

Hoyt! John Hoyt, he was a B-actor's B-actor. #Monsterdon

OH FUCK IT'S THAT GUY #Monsterdon

Representing Lemmy, Mastodon's fediverse sibling! #monsterdon

https://lemmy.world/post/39762871

"Have you seen my collection of White People?"

#Monsterdon

Physically when I die, my obsession to follow Insane Clown Posse will live on.

#monsterdon #WrongPuppets

'You checked the Certificates of the Dead. But did you also check the Certificates of the UNDead?!?!"

#monsterdon #WrongPuppets

Is she like one of those Chinese ghosts that will sex you to death? Cuz that would enliven things.

#monsterdon #WrongPuppets

@allanb @nazokiyoubinbou @Taweret the stuff that terrified me as a child is laughable now, but back then it was the end of the universe!

#Monsterdon

@nazokiyoubinbou @Taweret Yeah, but the drama of the show was the edge he played on and the risk it posed to the family

#monsterdon

@strangefour Seriously, could we at least FINISH the dang plot, Bert? :/ #Monsterdon

It's a low bar, but I think this is probably the best Burt I Gordon we've seen. #Monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

Thanks @Taweret for hosting and to all the tiny tooting monsterdonians

#Monsterdon

Y'know I'm used to #Monsterdon films ending without a denouement but most of them at least have the kindness to have a RESOLUTION >:\ #Monsterdon

one day i'm gonna stop being surprised by these endings, but today is apparently not that day.

#monsterdon

This movie *really* wanted to be a better movie than it actually was.

#Monsterdon #PuppetPeople1958

are they... just gonna leave him there??? is this how the movie is gonna--

#monsterdon

Yeah I think they really over sold the attack part of the puppet people plot.

#Monsterdon

"Doo de doo, well let's just chuck this parcel RIGHT into the room, KICK IT to make sure it's inside, WHOOPS stepped on it, no biggie, doo de doo" #Monsterdon

I hope they get delivered to… YEP!!! Dolls Inc!

#monsterdon #attackofthepuppetpeople

@RobynGoodfellow #monsterdon

No, 5:30am is around the time I stopped gaming last night and caught some sleep.

This theater watchman guy is really up in ol' Franz's business.

#Monsterdon

Honestly the movie could have wrapped here with Franz's lament and it would have been excellent.

#monsterdon

Bert I. Gordon definitely has a giant rat kink

#Monsterdon

Good thing the theater doors are made of balsa. #Monsterdon

Ruin the last act, Bob! RUIN IT!

#Monsterdon
#AttackOfThePuppetPeople

Bye Bob Bye

#attackofthepuppetpeople #monsterdon

I think "Puppet theatre" is the cruellest of deaths...

#Monsterdon

You can see why Jim Henson wanted to break from this tradition....

#Monsterdon

The cat in the matchbox is an “if I fits I sits” meme

#Monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

Looks like the mini crew's gonna get some law enforcement soon

#Monsterdon
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Thanks for leaving the child alone with the suspect there, sarge

#Monsterdon

Schrödinger's cat but make it cute

#monsterdon #attackofthepuppetpeople

poor cat is getting all shaken-around in there

#Monsterdon

That is one hundred percent a kitten crawling out of that matchbox, not the full-grown cat that got shrunk down!!

#monsterdon

"Dr Franz, I've looked over your case, and well... I'd like you to have my fedora."

#Monsterdon

This feels less like "Attack of the Puppet People" and more like "Desperate Attempt to Survive Horrifying Circumstances of the Puppet People"

#monsterdon

awww, we've been cheated of a body explosion!

#Monsterdon

Emil has big Columbo energy

#Monsterdon

this big band jazz music doesn't go with the gravity of the moment

#monsterdon

#monsterdon So he would presumably punish them by putting a mixing bowl over them and smacking the bowl with a wooden spoon…

That’s not how sound works

#attackofthepuppetpeople #monsterdon

@jonny

You don't want to go full chipmunk!

#Monsterdon

"You never have to work or worry. Just have fun."
"I'm 6 inches tall."
#monsterdon

Basically a fancy projector? It's always the AV club kids, isn't it! 🤨

#Monsterdon

I hate these shrunken people, they make Bob look good

#Monsterdon

Carol from Pluribus was based on Sally

#Monsterdon
#AttackOfThePuppetPeople

I'm confused - what about that whole drawer full of salesman Bobs? Are they all duplicates in suspended animation too?

#Monsterdon

It's so thoughtful of him to make them a cat

#Monsterdon
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Yay I love when movies make terrible noises.

#monsterdon

pspspspspspspspspspspsps

#Monsterdon

you really didn't need to explain, it's okay

#monsterdon

@blue at that size it would probably be comparatively inefficient to have a closed vascular system, so it probably reconfigures them to have an open lymphatic system, so musculature could be replaced with pneumatic limbs like insects #monsterdon

He's making a pretty good argument ngl

#monsterdon

She's going to look like Little Bo Peep (but I imagine that won't be the most traumatic thing about today)

#Monsterdon
#AttackOfThePuppetPeople

30 mins and already 5 ad breaks. Tubi really doesn't want me to watch this. #monsterdon

What the heck, the police officer is just going to leave the woman alone with a man who she accused of a crime??

#monsterdon

Yup, time to get dolled up, girl. #Monsterdon

she's going to get turned into a doll now, isn't she?
#monsterdon

looking at a doll of my fiancee in portrait because i can't rotate it relative to the camera, remembering that fat ass and kangaroo pouch of a sack and swooning #monsterdon

It means he disappeared, and it was mysterious.

#monsterdon

These cardboard cutout dolls are serving "Duke Nukem 3D enemies"

#Monsterdon

"My god, he got his ass _perfectly_. What attention to detail."

#monsterdon #PuppetPeople1958

VIOLENCE, SWEET VIOLENCE AT LONG LAST! #Monsterdon

I would have Tube Bob in my bathroom so all that he sees is me taking care of business. Forever.

#monsterdon

just now dawning on me that he didn't have a ring

#Monsterdon

I can't tell if she just accepted a proposal for marriage or a coupon for 10% off potatoes.

#Monsterdon

"What do you say we fly to Vegas tomorrow and get married"

"ah well, you know, I couldn't do it without telling my boss"

uh…huh.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon My dolls will never leave me. I stuff an Apple AirTag in each tight little slot. MUHAHAHAHA!

FUCK OFF BOB!

#Monsterdon

BRICK. BRICK. BRICK. BRICK. BRICK. BRICK. BRICK. BRICK. BRICK. BRICK. #Monsterdon

Amazing Colossal Man seems like a way better movie. #monsterdon

Girl, why are you on this date? You deserve better

#Monsterdon

An elevator operator was required until someone invented self-service elevators.

Kind of like gas stations, it was considered too dangerous to allow people to do it.

#monsterdon

"I want to dress my doll like a prostitute"
"Yes, I will enable that"

Men....

#Monsterdon

@xerozohar Hey, mail cops don't fuck around. #Monsterdon

"doll lingerie"

for fucks sake, listen to what you're saying here lads!

#Monsterdon