Tentacle porn? Let's hope so!
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon mmmm matte painting gallery. Always a lovely start. LOL.

@floatybirb When you describe it like that I can totally see Roger stand up, slap the table and say "YES! Perfect! I can make that in two weeks for 20K. Let me call my guys." #Monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

This is honestly the most fun I’ve ever had on “social media.” Thanks for the movie! #Monsterdon

@aburka
Don't forget the "absorbed into crab hive-mind to psychically taunt the still-human survivors" scientists!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon And so ends another #Monsterdon. Thanks to all, posters and lurkers alike, and as always, to the wonderful @Taweret for hosting. So, until next time, #Monsterdoners, remember: brain tissue is nothing more than a storage house for electrical impulses.

@peter_mcmahan absolute "you can cram _so much batshittery_ into this bad boy" energy

#monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

When in doubt/ Throw grenades at the bullet proof ghost crab.
#Monsterdon #AttackoftheCrabMonsters

OK yeah. someone tell me what source you were watching this on that didn’t have all kinds of commercials? #monsterdon

everyone else is done and I’m still watching the end because Plex stuck so damn many commercials into it 😭

OMG it's over.

🦀 Thank you for a week's worth of activities @Taweret

🦀 And @cheribaker you are just trying to make us miss you more when you leave by adding all the extra crab science content!! On top of the Bingo card!

🦀 Thank you Real Time Film Analysts! I loved all the gifs and other whacky content this week.

🦀Hope you all crush it this week!!

#AttackOfTheCrabMonsters
#Monsterdon

Well, I was NOT expecting the wild psychic ghost stuff, so good job surprising me, movie! Goodnight #monsterdon!

thanks for hosting as always @Taweret and good job everyone!

#monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

Wait, that's not oil, it's... it's... Garlic Butter, atomically transformed by the radioactive waste. And now we have a gigantic cooked crab underneath this electric tower. We're saved! #monsterdon

wow this #Monsterdon discharged quickly!

Thanks for a delightful evening of weird science and deadly seafood @Taweret !

There’s this haunting episode of Doctor Who (Matt Smith era) where the weeping angels speak through the voice of a dead astronaut. I’m shocked to realize they may have taken the idea from a Roger Corman crab movie.

#Monsterdon
#AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

@moira @Taweret
I feel that I've learned lots of important new (and highly precise and accurate) Crab Science from this film. Thank you all!

#monsterdon #carcinisation

#Monsterdon It's true, #Alien and #TheThing would have been so much better if the monster slept during the day and verbally taunted the survivors at night at how stupid they were.
#AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

sweet abrupt THE END

like god's own mercy

#monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

@Taweret "He gave his life!" "I know." Truly there has never been more emotional dialogue #monsterdon

I'm a simple woman. Give me a giant talking crab rampaging across an island and I'm happy. Fun one! Goodnight, #Monsterdon people.

??????????? #monsterdon #attackofthecrabmonsters

Well that certainly was a movie. #monsterdon #crabrave

i'm not even sure that movie really ended, it just kinda stopped playing. #monsterdon

you know, a lot of #monsterdon movies have 'huh, it's over?' endings but that might have been the most 'huh, it's over?' ending we've had

he gave his life…
i know
end
#monsterdon

Another #Monsterdon is in the can!

Thanks to @Taweret for hosting!

Tonight we had:
- These weren't your grandparent's crabby patties!
- Giant claw attacks!
- Psychic crab voices!
- So much crab ghost science!

You know what could have padded out that runtime a little? A proper ending. #monsterdon

well that love triangle resolved itself #monsterdon

":The crab is like a rattlesnake."
Ah we have come back to the Monsterdon tradition of movies not knowing a damn thing about animals.
#Monsterdon #AttackoftheCrabMonsters

...That's IT? Hey, fuck you >:/ #Monsterdon

woah, so Cravat Man ends up with Token Woman? #monsterdon

@c0debabe the important thing is that it _did_ end

#monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

"Soon we will take your jobs, we will take your homes. A crab will be your boss. We will rule you all! And give you no vacation days!"

#monsterdon
#AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

I wish more movies had grenade inventory scenes. I want to know how many grenades are in play in any given part of a film. #monsterdon

The crab can do anyone's voice, but can only speak in poetic riddle
#monsterdon

Six grenades, a toolbox and a working transmitter - and a giant crab!

#monsterdon

#monsterdon This wasn't explained very well, but ... are they projecting their voice out of random metal objects?

@DancinJules ...what is this "plot" you speak of

#Monsterdon

so the crabs plan is to fuck off into the sea

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon man, her boobs are gonna get there five minutes before she does. #Monsterdon #PointyBra

@Taweret rest in crab #monsterdon

#monsterdon This, but done up in day-go colors with the words "Stoned again" at the bottom

are the crab ghosts a hive mind? is that what's happening?

#monsterdon

Union Negotiations at Joe's Crab Shack
#monsterdon

The director's instructions were "act like a man being electrocuted and eaten by a crab at the same time" and by jove that actor knew how to play his instrument well #monsterdon

"Look, I need a retirement plan, so let's check out this oil."
"What about the crab?"
"He can get his own retirement plan!"

#monsterdon
#AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

did he just spend several minutes warning people not to accidentally step on their own trap and then just step on his own trap??? (-_-) #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Mechanically speaking, the giant crab isn’t bad, except for a distinct lack of sideways locomotion.

#Monsterdon The giant crabs are now verbally taunting the survivors?

Uh... wow?

oh that's so embarrassing when that happens

#monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

#Monsterdon Well, that romantic moment had… absolutely nothing to do with the rest of the movie. Definitely not winning points on dialogue.

TFW the great weapon is used against you and now you're crab meat #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon. Almost coffee. Almost.

I don't think we have the budget to see the head pop off, do we?

#monsterdon

AHAHAH! You fool. Don't bring a knife to a crab fight.
Oh. The crab's faces looks really derpy.
#Monsterdon #AttackoftheCrabMonsters

Next thing you know old crab’s a millionaire. #Monsterdon

Wait, biologist lady is engaged? Then why was she flirting with that other guy before? #monsterdon

I guess what happens at atomic test atolls stays on atomic test atolls.

#Monsterdon “We have to de-energize the crab.” Yes, nothing worse than energetic crabs.

see, crabs are full of heat because of all the ghosts they absorb and that's how they can explode rocks

#monsterdon

Giant Crab 1: There seems to be a lot of fish here, maybe we should just eat those?
Giant Crab 2: Are you kidding? Have you tried human?

#monsterdon
#AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

The sweet, sweet sounds of Pineapple Joe

#Monsterdon

"I must grow a new claw. [chuckle] Well, and good! I can do it in a day! But will you grow new legs when I have taken them from you?"

This fuckin Poindexter crab

#Monsterdon

@diazona #Monsterdon

The bullets pass through it just like x-rays.

Also loving the "synthetic" monster voice

#Monsterdon

Huh, crabs got smack talk. #Monsterdon

Food? Who has time for food?

Some coffee, maybe

#monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

Electricity! I knew it. It fixes everything in the 1950s. #Monsterdon

we’ve tried everything! small arms fire, grenades…more small arms fire #monsterdon

#Monsterdon “I have no ambition of becoming a mad scientist.” Boy, has THAT ship sailed.

this is genuinely original-gamera levels of bonkers

#monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

If Martha is the marine biologist on this expedition, how come she didn't figure out that the crabs had turned into liquid ghosts when their atoms became negatively charged?

#monsterdon

Pineapple Joe! #Monsterdon

@Louisa she wants to f... Buttchin but marry the Professor #Monsterdon

"...by the clicking of their claws, something wicked this way crawls"

#Monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

I stg they're just swimming in the Seattle aquarium in these scenes #monsterdon #attackofthecrabmonsters

@aprilfollies While we're at it, crabs don't work that way either but that isn't stopping them

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Running with SCUBA tanks? Can't imagine it. It weighs a TON!

THE CRABS HAVE ATOMIC BREATH RAYS!?
#Monsterdon #AttackoftheCrabMonsters

right right, where’s the romance who gets her stuff? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Atoms DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. Neither do electrons. Or liquids. Or energy. Where the hell did this guy get his Ph.D.? It should be revoked.

Even the Giant Claw shakes its head at the crappy monster design. #monsterdon

we have to set the traps ASAP oh BTW are you single? #Monsterdon

@Taweret this is Science. #monsterdon

That proves the crab is negatively charged. My science is flawless. Also DON'T LOOK UP MY SCIENCE.

#monsterdon
#AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

so far our scientist has explained that:

crabs have the power to absorb ghosts

crabs can use dynamite

crabs can explode rocks because they are 'full of heat'

electricity turns crabs into dust

#monsterdon

Wait, the humans are fcking off into the sea? #Monsterdon

Please check out my new rock album, "Once they were men. Now they are land crabs."

#monsterdon
#AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

"That proves the crab is negatively charged!"

That's not how that works. That's not how any of this works.

#Monsterdon

that proves the crabs are negatively charged

that proves the crabs are negatively charged

that proves the crabs are negatively charged

that proves the crabs are negatively charged

that proves the crabs are negatively charged

that proves the crabs are negatively charged

that proves the crabs are negatively charged

that proves the crabs are negatively charged

brb crabbing

#monsterdon

"...create a trap of positive energy!"
"you mean like a health spa?"

#Monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

#Monsterdon. It's a Sookie? Not a Jimmy?

Exposure to high doses of radiation held such fantastic promise. The reality is sadder and emptier for it. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Oh, now the GIANT CRABS have DYNAMITE?? 🧨 Along with ghostly voices with an Outrageous French Accent?

Drink it. DRINK IT #monsterdon #attackofthecrabmonsters

"Once they were men, now they are land crabs."

#monsterdon

look, giant crabs absorb ghosts and explode rocks with heat

this is science

#monsterdon

"...are we not men? We are Crabbo!"

#Monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

THERE'S THE LINE!

"Once they were men. Now they are land crabs."

<wild cheering in my house>

#Monsterdon

wut? this is the weirdest theory ever #monsterdon

"Once they were men, now they are land crabs WOOOOOOOOOO"

#monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters