Okay! I'm doing #Monsterdon tonight!! Starting the film! But I need to go make popcorn. Start without me!

Aren't we all dumping in the sewers? #monsterdon #alligator2

hey did we ever learn the name of the most hated wrestler in three continents?

#Monsterdon #WrongRamón

@cavyherd @ohiofi Honestly, if that was the slogan, it would be perfect.

#monsterdon: A very experience weird.

#Monsterdon #WrongAlligator

Brock Peters:

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0676349/

#monsterdon

In honor of Ramone:
Donna Summer
On the Radio

Someone found a letter you wrote me on the radio
And they told the world just how you felt
It must have fallen out of a hole in your old brown overcoat
They never said your name, but I knew just who they meant
Whoa-oh-oh-oh
I was so surprised and shocked, and I wondered, too
If, by chance, you heard it for yourself
I never told a soul just how I've been feeling over you
But they said it really loud, they said it on the air

On the radio, whoa-oh-oh-oh
On the radio, whoa-oh-oh-oh
On the radio, whoa-oh-oh-oh
On the radio, whoa-oh-oh-oh

Now, now, don't it kinda strike you sad when you hear our song?
Things are not the same since we broke up last June
The only thing that I wanna hear is that you love me still
And that you think you'll be comin' home real soon
Whoa-oh-oh-oh
Yeah, it kinda made me feel proud when I heard him say
You couldn't find the words to say it yourself
And now in my heart, I know I can say what I really feel
'Cause they said it really loud, they said it on the air

On the radio, whoa-oh-oh-oh
On the radio, whoa-oh-oh-oh
On the radio, whoa-oh-oh-oh
On the radio, whoa-oh-oh-oh
On the radio

If you think that love isn't found on the radio
Then tune right in, you may find the love you lost
'Cause now I'm sitting here with the man I sent away long ago
It sounded really loud, he said it really loud

On the radio, whoa-oh-oh-oh
On the radio, whoa-oh-oh-oh
On the radio, whoa-oh-oh-oh
On the radio, whoa-oh-oh-oh
On the radio

ANYWAY

Good job team, another #monsterdon movie launched into space

and thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting!

#alligator1980

SHE SAID IT

#Monsterdon #WrongAlligator

@Terencio

🏆

#monsterdon

@paco

Stop trying to logic, Paco. It’s #Monsterdon.

@RobynGoodfellow pretty much! #Monsterdon

Aaaand it had kids I'm guessing? #monsterdon

Oh another male pattern baldness gag.
#monsterdon

Thanks everyone! Have a gatoriffic night! #Monsterdon

At least we end on another cute baby gator!

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

As always, thanks @Taweret and everybody. I need to do this more.

#monsterdon

The alligator animatronic is AMAZING
#monsterdon #alligator1980

The sewer wasn't dark enough so we're adding smoke just so the audience can't see fucking anything. #monsterdon

Fun time. Thanks #monsterdon ers. Take care. See ya soon.

Well that was a much more gentle wrap up than our usual endings which would've just rolled credits with the exploding 'gator.

#Monsterdon

Always nice looking up old friends #crotchwatch #monsterdon

Oh look.

It's the sewers.

Again.

I'm glad we're saving on number of locations. #monsterdon

Who blew up better?
#Monsterdon #Alligator

That was great #Monsterdon material!

Thanks @Taweret and all the #monsterdon sewer turtles!

@brooke The copy I got off of archive.org is 1:27:03 🤷

#monsterdon #alligator1980

@gnomon yeah, like, have you tried making friends with the gator

It just ate like 20 people it's probably down to chill

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

@Bluedepth and he had a great bod. RIP #monsterdon

So was the bomb guy earlier... foreshadowing this?

#monsterdon

I lost track of how many scumbags the gator ate, but it was a few. Also 1 server and 1 child.

Rip Ramòn.

Thanks @Taweret for hosting!

#Monsterdon

Because shooting from a speeding motor boat is always more effective.

#Monsterdon

@Ayyyydrew Apparently so. Very public safety-minded

#monsterdon

EAT THE RICH!
#monsterdon #alligator1980

@Taweret I think the alligators in the movie are a manifestation of the terrible psychic outcomes that occur when society allows cops to become mopey and depressed and their psyche wishes to punish their bosses by eating them instead of coming to terms with their guilt feelings.

#monsterdon

The practical effects are really fucking great for some of these scenes, dang

#monsterdon

The miserable dribble of xenon-extruded photons leaking out the front of that stack of D cell batteries in Madison's non-gun hand is hilarious and tragic

#monsterdon

And that, ladies and gentlemen, was an alligator eating a buncha shitty rich people.

And people wondered why I pushed so hard for this movie…

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

That barbecue is soo well done, it's murder
#monsterdon #alligator1980

yeah, fuck that neighbourhood! #MOnsterdon

@gblues Think of all the fat and silicone he's digesting #monsterdon

@catzilla 😆
#Monsterdon

Chekov's "make sure the manhole is clear" #monsterdon

Ramon was so fast at the wedding, and so slow now. Must beem the buffet
#monsterdon
#alligator1980

A boat rammed into the gator and just ramped up into the air like Fonzie waterskiing, but I'm sure that tiny revolver will do the trick. #monsterdon

Detective Sweater Jacket chases the alligator into the sewers and shoots it with a pistol, this doesn't stop it because, like godzilla, alligators are immune to gun fire.

But it was only a ruse to get the alligator to chase him as Detective Sweater Jacket runs away, donning a gas mask as he escapes through the definitely smelly sewer smoke.

#monsterdon

Ok. That was a cool stunt.
#monsterdon

oh yay the doggie escaped

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

#monsterdon cake violence exceeding that of Frogs (1972) #alligator1980

Having determined through science, their horoscopes and onmyoudou that the alligator would be attacking the rich people party, they show up to the party to ambush it and threaten their way in, only to find that it has left already and they must chase it into the sewers.

The boss cop is too and tries to get Detective Sweater Jacket to stay there and help but the former ignores his former boss because He's On a Mission.

#monsterdon

Man only the wait staff are getting eaten!
#monsterdon

holy shit this gator is NOT fucking around

#monsterdon

Yeah, student loans are a beast when the country's leading herpetologist lives at home with her mom. #Monsterdon

Oh good. Looks like the gator is going to feed on rich people. GO GATOR!!!! #monsterdon

@apLundell nice going, set dresser #monsterdon

This movie dares to ask the question, "why do the vicious sewer animals seek to punish the wicked?"

#monsterdon

Can we get Ramon to eat Bezos next #Monsterdon

The Forrest Gump documentary went into great detail about the challenges of getting people who aren't missing limbs playing characters who are over the edge of boats. It's apparently very challenging. Wonder how they did it here. #monsterdon

"Get me somebody. Anybody."

"And get me someone while I'm waiting.

#monsterdon

Back at the rich people garden party, and alligator appears and starts eating the staff and yeeting the guests into tends with its baseball bat tail.

Everyone runs around and screams and the old rich guy locks himself in his car while another guy (I think the evil scientist) gets eaten. Then the alligator smashes up his car with its 1d12 bludgeoning damage tail.

#monsterdon

Headed straight for Slade Mansion!

I anticipate a heaping helping of poetic justice..

#monsterdon

YES THE WEDDING

Get those one percenters Ramon

#monsterdon

Hahahahahahahah! The alligator is “headed straight for Slate mansion.” It knows exactly what its doing.

#Monsterdon

Did they hire like, one guy with below-the-knee amputations and have him do the scenes? That's why everybody is getting their calves bitten off?

#monsterdon #alligator

YEEEEAH TO HELL WITH THOSE CANAPÉS

🐊💚✊

#Monsterdon

Crunchy shell, chewy center!

#Monsterdon

lol, rich people betraying each other....

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Yay! Dead Rich People! This movie is now turning into a magical almost Disney theme park ride!

This is definitely "eat the rich".

#monsterdon #alligator1980

I mean he's not wrong, don't pretend to understand people that fast. #monsterdon

Unkind to the help, man. Not cool.

#Monsterdon

I hope the gator eats every one of these bougie bastards

#Monsterdon

You could just let the alligator go live in nature. That's a thing you could do.

#monsterdon

I love when we cut to the Angry Sentient Mustache

#Monsterdon

Detective Sweater Jacket and Reptile Science Master get in a car to chase the alligator, who is going out to sea for some reason I don't understand.

On the way to the sea, the alligator is ambushed by Police Speedboats, the crew of which pelt the gigantogator with rifle bullets, to no effect. Then one speedboat jumps the alligator and fills itself with grenades, then explodes. A crewman escapes and gets his feet eaten.

#monsterdon

Wait they had sex before dinner. How modern. #monsterdon

ultimate wedding crasher....

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon🐊 🐊 🐊 💩 🩸 😱

that is *not* a felicitous apology

I know the Gator has eaten people but the gunships thing is harsh......

....oh good, Nature's revenge

#MOnsterdon

Detective Sweater Jacket and Reptile Science Master had a fight that was boring, so he comes back to apologies and make out with her and also have an existential meltdown. On the way to the existential meltdown he meets her mom who flirts with him and also paints pictures and also rambles about everything.

#monsterdon

Twist! He's sleeping with her mom!

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Apologies are not the way you start a sexual encounter, usually. But the 80's was a strange time. So, suuuuuuure. "I'm sorry!" // “Oh yeah baby!” // “I apologize!” // “Sooo close! Don't stop!!!”

The ad break is for hair loss meds. I would say that's not a coincidence, but let's be honest, Tubi doesn't use any intelligence in their ad breaks. #monsterdon

That gator's such a Silva-tongued devil.
#monsterdon

Pyyyuck, she's licking her lips and her face is completely bedewed with sewer splashin's 😖

#Monsterdon

Hey, free gun!

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

@hollie I am actually more worried now! :ablobcatgooglymlemjumping: #monsterdon

Chomp his ass!

#monsterdon #alligator1980

These two have zero chemistry
#monsterdon #alligator1980

"pull me out"

mm, no. probably not.

#monsterdon

"...when you come at the alligator, you best not miss"

#Monsterdon #Alligator

$10 was a lot of money back now.

Sorry but I love that MST3K joke.
#monsterdon

We're just like creeping around getting sloshed in some kind of random alley because ????

#Monsterdon

How exactly did the gator get in the pool though?#monsterdon #alligator

Kitty! #monsterdon #alligator1980

Ma'am, the lizards are a better target for your affections. #Monsterdon

"It was his own fault"

harsh but fair.

#Monsterdon

lol, I think Freud may have had a point....

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Ahhhh, Mr. Coiffure has been Lake Placid'ed. YAY Betty White!

Typical guy. Has sex and then just wants to talk, talk, talk...
#monsterdon

Pump-action *rifle*? What a country!

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Oh yes, because when you are on a life or death inner-city safari, bourbon is the drink of choice. It will leave you sharp and in-control at all times. Obviously.