"we cut the larynx when they first come in"

Monster!

#Monsterdon

Starting to think the real horror is just the 80s

#Monsterdon

Geez - this movie is so full of characters to dislike

#monsterdon
#Alligator

i'm glad this guy doesn't know it's shut the fuck up friday

#monsterdon #alligator1980

Lol "alligator wing tips"
#Monsterdon #Aligator1980

#Monsterdon oh, you mean the guy taking puppies to a lab for experiments died? Darn.

Hmm, man, this coffee is good. Weather's n8ce tonight.

I wonder if they extras got paid more to poke around in the sewage pools? #Monsterdon

yeah that guy looked like a real Gutchel #monsterdon

Look, I’m just saying… better eaten by a gator than by flash eating bacteria.

#Monsterdon

It's funny because this is pretty much how dead bodies have been regarded since like the 1800s with grave robbers and shit #monsterdon #alligator1980

lol,. scientist with a bin bag full of dog bodies behind him...

#Monsterdon

Do individual limbs float or just whole bodies?

#Monsterdon

SO IT WAS A CAT ON THE PIANO!

#monsterdon #alligator1980

If you're channelling Jaws like that, with the music and not actually showing the attack, you probably shouldn't have showed the alligator by minute 5 of the movie.

#monsterdon

It is not possible for a mature dog to double his size in a couple of months at the present time.

#monsterdon

🎶 There's an alligator in the ditch
He's living underneath the grate
And now this son of a bitch
Meets his tasty, chompy fate 🎶

#Monsterdon

this alligator doesn't seem good at cleaning his plate

#monsterdon

CSI: Toenail Forensics Squad

#Monsterdon #Alligator

Oop there's the store brand Jaws stinger #Monsterdon

Well the puppy napper doesn't have a leg to stand on.

#monsterdon

NOM NOM NOM
#monsterdon

#monsterdon

Yeah! A touchdown for team gator!

Alligator is a hero. Some call him a vigilante. But he's cleaning up the town one sleazy 70s crook at a time.
#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

See, that shirt is a glorious and gaudy monstrosity. Good thing we got to admire it before the wearer met his just desserts #Monsterdon

Yay! Score one for Ramon!

#Monsterdon

@littlemiao @SRLevine Me too! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon The pet store guy is stealing pets?

Because dogs and cats are so rare?

Not the kind of log jam you usually see in a sewer.

hat tip to my mom

#monsterdon #alligator

legally distinct not-jaws music

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#Monsterdon #Alligator1980 are you pulling my leg?

And nothing of value was lost. #Monsterdon #Alligator

That's a lot of effort to dispose lab puppies

#monsterdon

Jaws! #monsterdon #alligator

That's what you get for talkin' shit to Carrie White.

You got off light.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon🐊 🐊 🐊 💩 🩸 😱

gatorcam!

heheheh yes, gitim.

#monsterdon

Well this isn't the only skuzzy 70s monster movie that starts with dead dogs. Thankfully we aren't getting a good look at `em in this one.
#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

@ricci Uh oh... guess we'll keep your seat warm in you know where. #Monsterdon

@Taweret@timeloop.cafe And the crews are getting no more efficient at it!

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

@RobynGoodfellow Sung to the tune of "fat man in a little coat."

#monsterdon #alligator

Every monster-movie loving, piano playing, cat owner on Fedi is now looking for their cat in desperation.

#monsterdon #alligator1980

It's not just my TV right? This shits super dark right? #Monsterdon (archive.org file)

@jsadow Yup - Piranha!

#monsterdon

@CactuarJoe @Lazarou
> While you were watching Jaws, Brandon studied the blade.

I kind of wish he'd been studying filmmaking...
#Monsterdon

🎶His body hit the street with such a beautiful thud🎶

#Monsterdon

Actually that's more a discount George Constanza #monsterdon #alligator

So this guy steals dogs for the evil scientist to experiment on, then dumps the bodies on the sewer, and we know the sewage does something to the bodies because the Lhasa Apso was much bigger after he died. Then the Alligator will likely eat the sewer-contaminated bodies of the dogs. Is that it?

#monsterdon #alligator1980

#TeamRamone #Monsterdon

Attack of the Minimoog!

#monsterdon

Ahh this is making Sun night dinner all that much better

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980 i haven't been this excited for a monster kill since that dino killed neuman in jurassic park

This is the first #Monsterdon movie in a long time where I can tell that my inability to follow the plot is because I'm not paying attention and not because there's a lack of any plot to follow

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

@wohali Didn't he also write some other mid #monsterdon movie we watched though? It probably won't be as good as Matewan.

Hey hey Ralph #Monsterdon

Fresh meat in a Hawaiian shirt. #Monsterdon #Alligator

Sure didn't take them long to flush it.

#monsterdon

the dog corpse landing on the concrete instead of in the sewage... I don't see why that's a big deal. Not worth climbing down for.

#monsterdon #alligator

The gator got Ed Norton? What is Ralph Cramdon going to to have to say about this.?

#Monsterdon

@70sgayspaceangel

And then flush it down the toilet??? NOOOO

#Monsterdon

That classic dynamic, the mean scientist leaning hard on the pet shop owner for more puppies to kill

#Monsterdon

this movie has got to be like the 20th jaws rip off we've done at least

#monsterdon

@wohali it's 1980s now, they "12 years latered" #monsterdon

he feeding it his soiled pants or something?

#monsterdon

Pet store guy is not long for this movie … I mean, I'm not even in a horror movie and I've got better survival instincts than that.

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

This is how he ended up at Oregon State Hospital #monsterdon #alligator1980

AZIZ, LIGHT! #Monsterdon

Alligator eye callback!!! #Monsterdon

You're a friend of Edward Norton's?

Yeah?

Tell him I loved him in The Grand Budapest Hotel

#monsterdon #alligator1980

Not enough hippies for something set in 1969.

#monsterdon

That's a very responsable way to dispose of the poor doggos remains. What an asshole
#monsterdon
#alligator1980

@pngwen There is no shame in Hollywood

#Monsterdon

and this asshat dumps the bodies in an abandoned sewer. oo this is gonna be so satisfying to see these guys get their livers handed to them on a spike.

#monsterdon

@jsadow Oh well that sounds interesting #Monsterdon

#monsterdon

Well, let's make our character as evil as possible.. I know, he experiments on puppies.. Are you SURE that you want to go there?

Edward Norton? Does he also work on the sewers? #Monsterdon

@kshernandez @SRLevine I hope the alligator gets him #Monsterdon

lol, Ed Norton.

#Monsterdon

Is this PETA?

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He's like a resurrection man for puppies.

#Monsterdon

Ed Norton? Norton is dead? Well I guess the Honeymooners is canceled
#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Edward Norton?

Is it that common of a name?

#Monsterdon

I hope Male Pattern Baldness guy is the first to go

#monsterdon
#Alligator

tell me you're a friend of edward everett horton

#monsterdon #alligator1980

Puppies ...

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edward norton? the actor? #monsterdon

Edward Norton? The actor?

#monsterdon

You're a friend of Edward Norton's???

#Monsterdon

So Cruella DeVil, but not #Monsterdon

I thought this was supposed ot be in Missouri... that is clearly the LA spillway

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#monsterdon dawn I'm late!

Eeeeeevil scientists #monsterdon #alligator

Honestly the acting isn't too bad so far, and the writing is only slightly awkward....

#monsterdon

Yep. Gonna hate some make people in this movie.
"Puppies."
Feed them to the gator!
#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

And some vivisecting-type scientists and a shitty pet store owner marked 4 death too.

#monsterdon

Humanity deserves to be eaten by Ramone.

#monsterdon #alligator1980

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

    🐊🩸 TRIVIAGATOR 🩸🐊

This is another one of our features inspired by Jaws, if by 'inspired' you mean copied almost exactly.

Certain reviewers have tracked one-to-one characters from Jaws and Jaws 2.

#Alligator1980

Norton!

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#Alligator

Some folks might wanna stop watching for a bit.
#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

@SRLevine Looks like he's puppy-napping to sell to the lab folks. #Monsterdon So, he's going to hell twice.

Detective Malice? Ok sure

#Monsterdon