CSI: Toenail Forensics Squad

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Oop there's the store brand Jaws stinger #Monsterdon

Zero to comeuppance in under 5 minutes? Not bad. #monsterdon

Well the puppy napper doesn't have a leg to stand on.

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NOM NOM NOM
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Yeah! A touchdown for team gator!

Alligator is a hero. Some call him a vigilante. But he's cleaning up the town one sleazy 70s crook at a time.
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See, that shirt is a glorious and gaudy monstrosity. Good thing we got to admire it before the wearer met his just desserts #Monsterdon

Yay! Score one for Ramon!

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@littlemiao @SRLevine Me too! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon The pet store guy is stealing pets?

Because dogs and cats are so rare?

Not the kind of log jam you usually see in a sewer.

hat tip to my mom

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legally distinct not-jaws music

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#Monsterdon #Alligator1980 are you pulling my leg?

And nothing of value was lost. #Monsterdon #Alligator

Jaws! #monsterdon #alligator

That's a lot of effort to dispose lab puppies

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That's what you get for talkin' shit to Carrie White.

You got off light.

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gatorcam!

heheheh yes, gitim.

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Well this isn't the only skuzzy 70s monster movie that starts with dead dogs. Thankfully we aren't getting a good look at `em in this one.
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@ricci Uh oh... guess we'll keep your seat warm in you know where. #Monsterdon

@Taweret@timeloop.cafe And the crews are getting no more efficient at it!

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So far all the best shots of this movie are closeups of the alligator's eyes.

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@RobynGoodfellow Sung to the tune of "fat man in a little coat."

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Every monster-movie loving, piano playing, cat owner on Fedi is now looking for their cat in desperation.

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It's not just my TV right? This shits super dark right? #Monsterdon (archive.org file)

Legally distinct from That Music

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@jsadow Yup - Piranha!

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@CactuarJoe @Lazarou
> While you were watching Jaws, Brandon studied the blade.

I kind of wish he'd been studying filmmaking...
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🎶His body hit the street with such a beautiful thud🎶

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Actually that's more a discount George Constanza #monsterdon #alligator

So this guy steals dogs for the evil scientist to experiment on, then dumps the bodies on the sewer, and we know the sewage does something to the bodies because the Lhasa Apso was much bigger after he died. Then the Alligator will likely eat the sewer-contaminated bodies of the dogs. Is that it?

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Attack of the Minimoog!

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#TeamRamone #Monsterdon

Ahh this is making Sun night dinner all that much better

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#Monsterdon #Alligator1980 i haven't been this excited for a monster kill since that dino killed neuman in jurassic park

This is the first #Monsterdon movie in a long time where I can tell that my inability to follow the plot is because I'm not paying attention and not because there's a lack of any plot to follow

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@wohali Didn't he also write some other mid #monsterdon movie we watched though? It probably won't be as good as Matewan.

Hey hey Ralph #Monsterdon

Fresh meat in a Hawaiian shirt. #Monsterdon #Alligator

Sure didn't take them long to flush it.

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the dog corpse landing on the concrete instead of in the sewage... I don't see why that's a big deal. Not worth climbing down for.

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The gator got Ed Norton? What is Ralph Cramdon going to to have to say about this.?

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@70sgayspaceangel

And then flush it down the toilet??? NOOOO

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That classic dynamic, the mean scientist leaning hard on the pet shop owner for more puppies to kill

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this movie has got to be like the 20th jaws rip off we've done at least

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@wohali it's 1980s now, they "12 years latered" #monsterdon

he feeding it his soiled pants or something?

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Pet store guy is not long for this movie … I mean, I'm not even in a horror movie and I've got better survival instincts than that.

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AZIZ, LIGHT! #Monsterdon

This is how he ended up at Oregon State Hospital #monsterdon #alligator1980

Yep, just what every movie needs: more of this guy squirming

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Alligator eye callback!!! #Monsterdon

You're a friend of Edward Norton's?

Yeah?

Tell him I loved him in The Grand Budapest Hotel

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Not enough hippies for something set in 1969.

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“The drug works.” That’s not ominous at all #Monsterdon

That's a very responsable way to dispose of the poor doggos remains. What an asshole
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If I had a nickel for every "DUN dunnn... DUN dunn..." musical sting I heard since I started watching #Monsterdon I'd have at LEAST a couple bucks by this point.

I'm going to hug my dog a lot after this is over #Monsterdon

@pngwen There is no shame in Hollywood

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and this asshat dumps the bodies in an abandoned sewer. oo this is gonna be so satisfying to see these guys get their livers handed to them on a spike.

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Well, let's make our character as evil as possible.. I know, he experiments on puppies.. Are you SURE that you want to go there?

@jsadow Oh well that sounds interesting #Monsterdon

Edward Norton? Does he also work on the sewers? #Monsterdon

@kshernandez @SRLevine I hope the alligator gets him #Monsterdon

lol, Ed Norton.

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#monsterdon Spiritually this belongs right alongside CHUD.

Is this PETA?

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He's like a resurrection man for puppies.

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Ed Norton? Norton is dead? Well I guess the Honeymooners is canceled
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Edward Norton?

Is it that common of a name?

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I hope Male Pattern Baldness guy is the first to go

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tell me you're a friend of edward everett horton

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Puppies ...

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edward norton? the actor? #monsterdon

You're a friend of Edward Norton's???

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Edward Norton? The actor?

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So Cruella DeVil, but not #Monsterdon

I thought this was supposed ot be in Missouri... that is clearly the LA spillway

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#monsterdon dawn I'm late!

Eeeeeevil scientists #monsterdon #alligator

Honestly the acting isn't too bad so far, and the writing is only slightly awkward....

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Yep. Gonna hate some make people in this movie.
"Puppies."
Feed them to the gator!
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And some vivisecting-type scientists and a shitty pet store owner marked 4 death too.

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Humanity deserves to be eaten by Ramone.

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This is another one of our features inspired by Jaws, if by 'inspired' you mean copied almost exactly.

Certain reviewers have tracked one-to-one characters from Jaws and Jaws 2.

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Norton!

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@SRLevine Looks like he's puppy-napping to sell to the lab folks. #Monsterdon So, he's going to hell twice.

Some folks might wanna stop watching for a bit.
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Detective Malice? Ok sure

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@70sgayspaceangel

Aww, shucks, thanks!

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@klu9 @ricci Oh, thanks! I missed that time had passed and it’s 1980 now.

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He looks like the kind of guy that wouldn’t stop at dogs, if you get my meaning.

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There are only 3 Lhasa Apso registered in the state of IL? Seriously?

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Okay, dog thief? He DESERVES to get eaten.
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Wow that man is drunk

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Is that pet store owner pet-napping animals? Ugh.

Or is he finding food for the aligators he's raising?

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What the hell this lady was feeding this dog?
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I’m sure all these dogs will be fine. #monsterdon