Shouldn't the blond rookie guy have a red uniform?

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What the hell was that just now?

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Did this movie just reference "Listen to the Radio" by Nanci Griffith. It's distracted me completely from how random that scene was. #monsterdon

I don't think holding the Bomber at gunpoint is necessarily helping the situation

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The kid cop should be wearing a red shirt.

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I guess that crazy guy was the "fix". Yeah that sure fixed everything didn't it.

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I am decidedly not on #TeamHair

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

All we hear is radio ga ga
Radio goo goo
Radio ga ga

#Monsterdon #Alligator

You'd think rookie would know better than to wear his uniform into the sewer.....

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"Well, y'can't live forever."

Hey, here comes lunch! #Monsterdon

OMG that was a dig on the orange PoSOTUS!

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"0.06"

classic

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Shut the fuck up about his hairline, geez #Monsterdon

What is with all the judging of one guy's thinning hair? Is hair care the B plot of this film?
#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Love when a Man Slut and a Himbo team up

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Shout-out to the cop breaking out a shotgun to go on a routine patrol. Hostile occupying force chic.

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

It's really funny they're calling out his hair because I've been thinking about how bad it is the whole movie. #monsterdon

Is it the harness? Because I was told it accentuates my pectorals. #monsterdon

“That was 5 years ago. No one blames you.”

“Tell that to the papers.”

Sounds like he needs to tell it to himself, too.

#Monsterdon

"How could the bodies have found their way into the sewer system?"

They definitely congregated there, because they're in a dismembered body part's club.

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I wonder what the alligator is up to

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Ramon the Ripper

fitting title

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#Monsterdon J Jonah Jameson is on the case!

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Were these two snogging in the police station? I can't figure out what these extras were meant to be doing here in the foreground.
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starwipe!

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Enough with the balding plot already! Geez..... 😂

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The Daily Bugle, huh?

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Star wipe!

"What is it? My breath?"

His breath is worse than the sewer stench?!

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Sewer Psycho! #BandName

#Monsterdon #Alligator

#Monsterdon🐊 🐊 🐊 💩 🩸 😱

ok but why do Chicago cops have NY accents?

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    🐊🩸 TRIVIAGATOR 🩸🐊

👀 Superb reference to look for

In the sewer is written on the wall:

"Harry Lime was here"

That's Orson Wells' character from The Third Man.

#Alligator1980

Jack the ripper didn't involve the removal of limbs and I'm annoyed at the comparison this movie tries to make.

(Maybe I shouldn't have admitted to knowing that, though I did have to double check on wikipedia before posting)

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There's A Sale At Penny's! #Monsterdon #Alligator

this guy's 70% of his way to that RFKJr accent he's been cultivating so desperately

#monsterdon #alligator1980

That looks like... Beech-nut candy and.... a can of meal replacement that the rookie is holding?!

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Well that was a lovely father/son moment, Rupert Murdoch style #Monsterdon

Carl Sagan, reporter

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@ax6761 You could always hop over to @miru (https://miru.miyaku.media)

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

"Are you withholding information" that journalist so dumb they need to be fed to Ramon

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🎶 So what's the big deal, doesn't everyone
Have an alligator somewhere, somehow
And maybe this one's always been in our sewers
But we never noticed until now 🎶

- this press conference, probably

#Monsterdon

EDWARD NORTON?

HAS ANYONE TOLD RALPH?

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

@allanb

Try https://miru.miyaku.media/

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He was sitting awkwardly close to that man as he grilled him. #Monsterdon

Gratuitous male-presenting nipples 😻

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STAR WIPE!

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More like, Gator the Ripper!

#Monsterdon #Alligator

A Rupert Murdoch stunt double. Who (aptly) says the problem is not the police. He just needs to buy off the journalists.
#Alligator #monsterdon

SHOUTOUT TO THE CSO SYSTEM
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@strangefour #monsterdon

It was filmed in the 70s!

wow, these 70s hair cuts, these 70s lapels.

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I am already disappointed there's no "Alligator 3: Ramone eats Congress".

#monsterdon #alligator1980

Ah, well that was preview 15 minute worth on Tubi TV. No movie for you.

- fin --

#Alligator_1980 #Monsterdon

Green denotes Mr. Moneybags.

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@georgieboy
Evil Cary Elwes

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@nhgeek

Still time for that!

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That Republican-haired bastard needs to be eaten very slowly. Go Ramon! #Monsterdon

Oh, no! James Carville!

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Most mob bosses in 1980 wore a green sport jacket with a gree dress shirt.

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Here's hoping all the drug people get eaten. Painfully.

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Sydney Lassick, this can't be good.

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"Not at the present time?" #Monsterdon

I may have seen this. It feels familiar. #monsterdon

That suit looks like it belongs in a 1970s porn #monsterdon

<side-eyes movie hard>

Okay, ALL of these dog-abusing assholes need to be gatorchomped.

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Somehow these two men were not evil enough to join the GOP

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The careful regulation of the humane society in action. #monsterdon

Bold of them to name drop the humane society when I doubt animal use was monitored on this movie. #Monsterdon

"Is it possible for a dog to double it's size in two months?"
"Not at the present time"

Something is wrong with this sentence.

(Well something is wrong with this whole scene)

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Dr. Shifty is not very convincing. #Monsterdon

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how did this cop figure out this connection to this evil researcher dude this quickly?

JFC this movie couldn’t possibly be more cruel to dogs could it?

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Not loving this dog-torturing angle #monsterdon

Is the big S on his shirt for (mad) Science?
#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Robert Forster wants to kick the shit out of this guy for what he's done to these dogs you can tell.

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Anyway, bright shirt guy feeds the alligator and is then eaten by the alligator. In accordance with prophecy.

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The irony of John Williams being able to steal the Jaws music straight from Dvorak just because of public domain, etc. etc. etc. #Monsterdon https://mastodon.social/@ottaross/115562608941546678

This must be how Robert Forster got into the disappearing business.

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I suspect a bunch of body-parts modelers and maybe prosthetics experts got their start with this production.

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Humane indeed, fuck you scumbag.

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"We're very close with that synthetic hormone, sir. We'll have cat-girls by year's end." :blobcatgiggle:

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Here's a leg being swung around openly by professionals in a clear plastic bag
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@davesdogmaggie aw man you had to put ideas in my head about what would be a more appropriate fate for these puppy-killers

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

"we cut the larynx when they first come in"

Monster!

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Starting to think the real horror is just the 80s

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Geez - this movie is so full of characters to dislike

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#Alligator

i'm glad this guy doesn't know it's shut the fuck up friday

#monsterdon #alligator1980

Lol "alligator wing tips"
#Monsterdon #Aligator1980

#Monsterdon oh, you mean the guy taking puppies to a lab for experiments died? Darn.

Hmm, man, this coffee is good. Weather's n8ce tonight.

I wonder if they extras got paid more to poke around in the sewage pools? #Monsterdon

yeah that guy looked like a real Gutchel #monsterdon

Look, I’m just saying… better eaten by a gator than by flash eating bacteria.

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It's funny because this is pretty much how dead bodies have been regarded since like the 1800s with grave robbers and shit #monsterdon #alligator1980

lol,. scientist with a bin bag full of dog bodies behind him...

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SO IT WAS A CAT ON THE PIANO!

#monsterdon #alligator1980

Do individual limbs float or just whole bodies?

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If you're channelling Jaws like that, with the music and not actually showing the attack, you probably shouldn't have showed the alligator by minute 5 of the movie.

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It is not possible for a mature dog to double his size in a couple of months at the present time.

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🎶 There's an alligator in the ditch
He's living underneath the grate
And now this son of a bitch
Meets his tasty, chompy fate 🎶

#Monsterdon

this alligator doesn't seem good at cleaning his plate

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