the alligator is the king of the sewer. its farts are its method of marking territory, so never wear a mask when hunting alligators in the sewer
i guess
@paco Sounds right. #Monsterdon
Chekhov's "I can take care of myself" machismo.
@amyfou gator chomps
gator rolls
gator flips
gator naps
#Monsterdon
lol, rookie cop is so dead....
Now is an excellent time for that late 70's flashlight to fail.
So that was a fun moment with the radio bomber dude but what was the point? Just to show how sharp the twinky cop was? #Monsterdon
@JoeWynne Is that how that line happened?! π€£
That was some serious jynxing there, kid #Monsterdon
That kid cop doing chew?
I am honor bound to defend the honor of my native St. Louis, now...
#monsterdon #alligator1980
Is Blondie gonna get et? Is hero cop gonna lose _another_ partner? #Monsterdon #Alligator
alright, i might let Mr Young Buck live a little, i guess.
I heard it's unhealthy to work with you.
Then why'd you volunteer?
I can 'Take care of myself'.
(Suicide mention?) #monsterdon
These guys are defusing a bomb while one is holding a loaded gun that wavers?!
#Monsterdon
It's a great song! #monsterdon
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honestly I just want footage of the gator swimming around, having fun, meeting other gators, doing gator things.
βWe cut the larynx β keeps the noise downβ really painting an evil picture here. #Monsterdon #Alligator #alligator1980
Getting hair styling advice from another cop in the precinctβ¦turns out heβs telling him how to hide his thinning hair. Wow.
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@klu9 I missed that. Never seen alligator shows in Chicago
Nice, realistic bluelines as a prop.
To make sure folks know exactly how much time is left. #Monsterdon
@jivens Next time try Laurence Welk.
What the hell was that just now?
Did this movie just reference "Listen to the Radio" by Nanci Griffith. It's distracted me completely from how random that scene was. #monsterdon
I don't think holding the Bomber at gunpoint is necessarily helping the situation
The kid cop should be wearing a red shirt.
I guess that crazy guy was the "fix". Yeah that sure fixed everything didn't it.
I am decidedly not on #TeamHair
All we hear is radio ga ga
Radio goo goo
Radio ga ga
You'd think rookie would know better than to wear his uniform into the sewer.....
OMG that was a dig on the orange PoSOTUS!
Shut the fuck up about his hairline, geez #Monsterdon
What is with all the judging of one guy's thinning hair? Is hair care the B plot of this film?
#Monsterdon #Alligator1980
Love when a Man Slut and a Himbo team up
Shout-out to the cop breaking out a shotgun to go on a routine patrol. Hostile occupying force chic.
#Monsterdon #Alligator1980
It's really funny they're calling out his hair because I've been thinking about how bad it is the whole movie. #monsterdon
Is it the harness? Because I was told it accentuates my pectorals. #monsterdon
βThat was 5 years ago. No one blames you.β
βTell that to the papers.β
Sounds like he needs to tell it to himself, too.
"How could the bodies have found their way into the sewer system?"
They definitely congregated there, because they're in a dismembered body part's club.
#Monsterdon J Jonah Jameson is on the case!
Were these two snogging in the police station? I can't figure out what these extras were meant to be doing here in the foreground.
#monsterdon
starwipe!
Enough with the balding plot already! Geez..... π
Star wipe!
Sewer Psycho! #BandName
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ok but why do Chicago cops have NY accents?
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π Superb reference to look for
In the sewer is written on the wall:
"Harry Lime was here"
That's Orson Wells' character from The Third Man.
There's A Sale At Penny's! #Monsterdon #Alligator
Jack the ripper didn't involve the removal of limbs and I'm annoyed at the comparison this movie tries to make.
(Maybe I shouldn't have admitted to knowing that, though I did have to double check on wikipedia before posting)
this guy's 70% of his way to that RFKJr accent he's been cultivating so desperately
That looks like... Beech-nut candy and.... a can of meal replacement that the rookie is holding?!
Well that was a lovely father/son moment, Rupert Murdoch style #Monsterdon
Carl Sagan, reporter
@ax6761 You could always hop over to @miru (https://miru.miyaku.media)
"Are you withholding information" that journalist so dumb they need to be fed to Ramon
πΆ So what's the big deal, doesn't everyone
Have an alligator somewhere, somehow
And maybe this one's always been in our sewers
But we never noticed until now πΆ
- this press conference, probably
He was sitting awkwardly close to that man as he grilled him. #Monsterdon
Gratuitous male-presenting nipples π»
STAR WIPE!
More like, Gator the Ripper!
A Rupert Murdoch stunt double. Who (aptly) says the problem is not the police. He just needs to buy off the journalists.
#Alligator #monsterdon
SHOUTOUT TO THE CSO SYSTEM
#monsterdon
It was filmed in the 70s!
wow, these 70s hair cuts, these 70s lapels.
I am already disappointed there's no "Alligator 3: Ramone eats Congress".
Ah, well that was preview 15 minute worth on Tubi TV. No movie for you.
- fin --
Green denotes Mr. Moneybags.
@georgieboy
Evil Cary Elwes
That Republican-haired bastard needs to be eaten very slowly. Go Ramon! #Monsterdon
Oh, no! James Carville!
Most mob bosses in 1980 wore a green sport jacket with a gree dress shirt.
Here's hoping all the drug people get eaten. Painfully.
Sydney Lassick, this can't be good.
"Not at the present time?" #Monsterdon
I may have seen this. It feels familiar. #monsterdon
That suit looks like it belongs in a 1970s porn #monsterdon
The careful regulation of the humane society in action. #monsterdon
Bold of them to name drop the humane society when I doubt animal use was monitored on this movie. #Monsterdon
"Is it possible for a dog to double it's size in two months?"
"Not at the present time"
Something is wrong with this sentence.
(Well something is wrong with this whole scene)
Dr. Shifty is not very convincing. #Monsterdon
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how did this cop figure out this connection to this evil researcher dude this quickly?
JFC this movie couldnβt possibly be more cruel to dogs could it?
Not loving this dog-torturing angle #monsterdon
Is the big S on his shirt for (mad) Science?
#Monsterdon #Alligator1980
The irony of John Williams being able to steal the Jaws music straight from Dvorak just because of public domain, etc. etc. etc. #Monsterdon https://mastodon.social/@ottaross/115562608941546678
This must be how Robert Forster got into the disappearing business.
I suspect a bunch of body-parts modelers and maybe prosthetics experts got their start with this production.
Humane indeed, fuck you scumbag.
"We're very close with that synthetic hormone, sir. We'll have cat-girls by year's end." :blobcatgiggle:
Here's a leg being swung around openly by professionals in a clear plastic bag
#monsterdon
@davesdogmaggie aw man you had to put ideas in my head about what would be a more appropriate fate for these puppy-killers