"She the leading authority! What're the odds she caused all this somehow?!"

#Monsterdon

"Officer wasn't your last partner stabbed?"

"Shot."

"Officer wasn't your next partner shot?"

"Eaten by an Alligator."

#monsterdon

wish dot com carl sagan is wasted as a reporter

#monsterdon #alligator1980

Ken's from the department of internal harassment. #Monsterdon

Smoking in a patient room, what a time the 80s were

#monsterdon

@paco Cops never met a problem they didn't try to shoot

#Monsterdon

Phew. Kid's okay after all. What a scamp!

Oh, wait spoke too soon

#Monsterdon

“Want a balloon too, Kelley?”

🎈

#Monsterdon

Smoking in a hospital room, god bless America #monsterdon

I swear I've seen this bug eyed reporter in something else but no clue what.
#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

This precinct needs to issue regulation red shirts to their new recruits #Monsterdon

Good thing rookie had his gun out while walking around the sewer.
#monsterdon

that guys voice is horrible

#monsterdon

I like that nurse actress.
#Monsterdon

He's shirtless again? WHY!?
#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

It's okay if you're not hungry, someone - or something - else can be hungry for you

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Poor Kelly RIP. #Monsterdon

Gator had the twink for dinner
#monsterdon #alligator1980

THAT was the "nooo" take they went with? 😬
#Monsterdon #Aligator1980

Nooooo poor twink! #monsterdon #alligator

Late last night a few of us watched Wonderland w/Val Kilmer and in a weird sort of way the two films make kind of strange companions. #monsterdon

I guess sewage in his mouth isn't really Kelly's bother any more anyway

#monsterdon

GATOR SHOT!
#monsterdon #alligator1980

@floatybirb Oh also I think this movie would be improved if like they ran into a cleric-illusionist gnome in the sewer.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon
Kelly has been sucked into the brown water by our hero..

So far most of this alligator's appearances have been the peak emoji 🐊
#Monsterdon #Aligator1980

#Monsterdon🐊 🐊 🐊 💩 🩸 😱

i liked the gator's pink pink tongue

Kelly was the first. The list is long. Alligator Liberation Party

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Well, he made it back in time for dinner. Alligator dinner, that is!

#Monsterdon #Alligator

KELLY NOW OFFICIALLY FUCKED OFF, SIR!

#monsterdon #alligator1980

RIP (again)

#monsterdon

snack time #monsterdon

@SRLevine

De gustibus non disputandum est!

#Monsterdon

I thought for a second that the bullets were coming out of its mouth. Gator gun lol #monsterdon #alligator1980

I honestly did not expect the alligator to do MMA on him. #monsterdon

@pngwen Pets Eating Tasty Americans

#Monsterdon

Go go giant gator prop! Faster gator! Kill! Kill!
#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Okay but did they START in Cleveland?

#Monsterdon

Sometimes I stop watching the movie and read everyone's comments, and laugh and laugh.
#Monsterdon

Gators 2, Scumbags 0

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon🐊 🐊 🐊 💩 🩸 😱

gator tail whapparoo!

This is why you never volunteer.

#Monsterdon

"Awww no, I lost another one!"

wah waa

#Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie Yeah, he's too perky, he's gotta die. #Monsterdon

I mean, it's not like they'd do the first big gator-murder off-screen
#monsterdon #alligator1980

Did the bullets bounce of its tongue?

#monsterdon #alligator

Gonna be pissed if Kelly doesn't die soon

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980 oh hey gator buddy's back

yeah that is twilight zone music

#monsterdon

Haha Deputy Twink Kelly what a bastard but a funny one #Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie Senior cop was supposed to give junior a wedgie.
#monsterdon

Well, at least his freshly polished shoes didn't get ruined

#Monsterdon

AZIZ, LIGHT! #Monsterdon

You're standing in a sewer, WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT EATING DINNER

#Monsterdon

Oh, the Himbo is straight :/

#Monsterdon

Was that an ass grab jumpscare?
#Monsterdon #Aligator1980

While I have never been and never intend to be inside a sewer system, I'm finding this one particularly clean and organized #monsterdon #alligator1980

Don't go down after Kelly or anything!

#monsterdon

How many interminable sewer levels in video games did this movie spawn?
#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

@cocaine_owlbear Wait for it #monsterdon #alligator1980

V'ger sting?! #Monsterdon

Btw, none of this is water, it's all Malört #Monsterdon

"We're gonna need a bigger rookie!"

#Monsterdon

Oh wait, nevermind, Kelly lives to asshole another day

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

You wandered an awful long way from the last place you saw Kelly

#Monsterdon #Aligator1980

"...just playing some sewer grab ass, as you do"

#Monsterdon #Alligator

Blaster Beam used for alligator jaws-ripoff sound? #monsterdon

@amyfou And eating gator food #Monsterdon

@ottaross 😆
#Monsterdon

Wow, wrist-deep, huh. #monsterdon

Uh oh it's the piano again #Monsterdon

KELLY DIDN'T FUCK OFF ENOUGH, SIR!

#monsterdon #alligator1980

I stepped away to grab another drink, and I came back, and he’s still yelling for Kelly.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon🐊 🐊 🐊 💩 🩸 😱

gatorcam!

Sneaking up on an armed cop is never a good idea, but it'll take another 30-40 years before people actually accept that. #monsterdon

"I'm gettin' a little tired of this sewer!"

"I'm gettin' a little tired of these motherfuckin' alligators in this motherfuckin' sewer!" -- what he WANTED to say...but couldn't in 1980

#monsterdon

"Tubi® or not Tubi®, that is the question.'

#monsterdon
#HashTagGames
#EggCornFamousSayings

Now imagine if the lead actor were, say, Doug McClure or... anyone not as dry and reality-based as Forster. This'd be just another chunk of B-movie cheese #monsterdon

@cocaine_owlbear Wait for it #monsterdon #alligator1980

kelly was about to answer a question about a ballpark without the express written consent of major league baseball #monsterdon

@Taweret Sewer octopus that reaches up through the pipes. #monsterdon

Kelly's fate remains unknown, but it is very much the name of a cop who dies in the first act of a horror film. #monsterdon

Wait, #Monsterdon is "Alligator"?

Classic monster movie cheese. That wedding scene makes no sense!

I get the feeling Kelly's the redshirt in this episode.

#monsterdon #alligator

I like the synth atmosphere music when it's not ripping off the Jaws theme.
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon🐊 🐊 🐊 💩 🩸 😱

eeeiiuuuw

ah yes, the grabass joke (pronounced grah-bass)

#monsterdon

KELLY FUCKED OFF, SIR!

#monsterdon #alligator1980

@bstacey Oh man, you're doing #monsterdon properly!

@Taweret

Ah, but have you ever sat on a toilet atop a sewer?

#Monsterdon

Checkov's bald spot

#monsterdon
#Alligator

G'bye Kelly #Monsterdon

Ramone would like to tell you about PETA. (Pets for the Ethical Treatment of Alligators) #Monsterdon

I picked up this streetwise New York City accent on the streets of Saint Louis. #monsterdon

Poor Kelly.

#Monsterdon

You see kids back in the day you had maps on paper *is shot* #Monsterdon

"Don't light any matches." Aww, but that'd be a quick way to get rid of the methane.

Fun fact, London used to use sewer methane for fuel for its street lamps. I think there's still one lamp doing that for historical reasons!

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

@ramsey
Yeah, Forster helped Sayles think of other times to mention his hairline 😆

#Monsterdon

I can't believe they never made a CHUDs vs Alligator crossover. #Monsterdon #Alligator

Methane is explosive. Everybody got that? #Monsterdon #Alligator