Alligator on wheels!

#monsterdon

Go go giant gator prop! Faster gator! Kill! Kill!
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Okay but did they START in Cleveland?

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Sometimes I stop watching the movie and read everyone's comments, and laugh and laugh.
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Gators 2, Scumbags 0

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gator tail whapparoo!

This is why you never volunteer.

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"Awww no, I lost another one!"

wah waa

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@davesdogmaggie Yeah, he's too perky, he's gotta die. #Monsterdon

I mean, it's not like they'd do the first big gator-murder off-screen
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Did the bullets bounce of its tongue?

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Gonna be pissed if Kelly doesn't die soon

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#Monsterdon #Alligator1980 oh hey gator buddy's back

yeah that is twilight zone music

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Haha Deputy Twink Kelly what a bastard but a funny one #Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie Senior cop was supposed to give junior a wedgie.
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Well, at least his freshly polished shoes didn't get ruined

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AZIZ, LIGHT! #Monsterdon

You're standing in a sewer, WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT EATING DINNER

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Oh, the Himbo is straight :/

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Fatberg dead ahead!

#alligator1980 #monsterdon

Was that an ass grab jumpscare?
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While I have never been and never intend to be inside a sewer system, I'm finding this one particularly clean and organized #monsterdon #alligator1980

Don't go down after Kelly or anything!

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How many interminable sewer levels in video games did this movie spawn?
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@cocaine_owlbear Wait for it #monsterdon #alligator1980

V'ger sting?! #Monsterdon

Btw, none of this is water, it's all Malört #Monsterdon

Oh wait, nevermind, Kelly lives to asshole another day

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"We're gonna need a bigger rookie!"

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You wandered an awful long way from the last place you saw Kelly

#Monsterdon #Aligator1980

"...just playing some sewer grab ass, as you do"

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Blaster Beam used for alligator jaws-ripoff sound? #monsterdon

@amyfou And eating gator food #Monsterdon

@ottaross 😆
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Wow, wrist-deep, huh. #monsterdon

Uh oh it's the piano again #Monsterdon

KELLY DIDN'T FUCK OFF ENOUGH, SIR!

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I stepped away to grab another drink, and I came back, and he’s still yelling for Kelly.

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gatorcam!

Sneaking up on an armed cop is never a good idea, but it'll take another 30-40 years before people actually accept that. #monsterdon

"I'm gettin' a little tired of this sewer!"

"I'm gettin' a little tired of these motherfuckin' alligators in this motherfuckin' sewer!" -- what he WANTED to say...but couldn't in 1980

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"Tubi® or not Tubi®, that is the question.'

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#HashTagGames
#EggCornFamousSayings

Now imagine if the lead actor were, say, Doug McClure or... anyone not as dry and reality-based as Forster. This'd be just another chunk of B-movie cheese #monsterdon

@cocaine_owlbear Wait for it #monsterdon #alligator1980

kelly was about to answer a question about a ballpark without the express written consent of major league baseball #monsterdon

@Taweret Sewer octopus that reaches up through the pipes. #monsterdon

Wait, #Monsterdon is "Alligator"?

Classic monster movie cheese. That wedding scene makes no sense!

Kelly's fate remains unknown, but it is very much the name of a cop who dies in the first act of a horror film. #monsterdon

I get the feeling Kelly's the redshirt in this episode.

#monsterdon #alligator

#Monsterdon Oh wow, Kelly got taken out before we could even get meaningfully attached to him…

Return of the Son of Legally Distinct Music

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I like the synth atmosphere music when it's not ripping off the Jaws theme.
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eeeiiuuuw

ah yes, the grabass joke (pronounced grah-bass)

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KELLY FUCKED OFF, SIR!

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@bstacey Oh man, you're doing #monsterdon properly!

C.H.U.D. Cop-Hunting Underwater Dragons

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@Taweret

Ah, but have you ever sat on a toilet atop a sewer?

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Checkov's bald spot

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G'bye Kelly #Monsterdon

Ramone would like to tell you about PETA. (Pets for the Ethical Treatment of Alligators) #Monsterdon

I picked up this streetwise New York City accent on the streets of Saint Louis. #monsterdon

Poor Kelly.

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Whenever I see the gator, I say, "My hero!"..

You see kids back in the day you had maps on paper *is shot* #Monsterdon

He-man's haircut won't save you now, Kelley

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"Don't light any matches." Aww, but that'd be a quick way to get rid of the methane.

Fun fact, London used to use sewer methane for fuel for its street lamps. I think there's still one lamp doing that for historical reasons!

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Okay, but when Killer Croc gets your ass I don't want to hear shit.

No, I'm NOT talking about Ramon!

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@ramsey
Yeah, Forster helped Sayles think of other times to mention his hairline 😆

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I can't believe they never made a CHUDs vs Alligator crossover. #Monsterdon #Alligator

Oh noes, and Kelly was only 40 years from retirement

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I think the reason sewer monsters don't work for me is I have no plans to ever go into a sewer so if there's monsters there I don't really care

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Methane is explosive. Everybody got that? #Monsterdon #Alligator

the alligator is the king of the sewer. its farts are its method of marking territory, so never wear a mask when hunting alligators in the sewer

i guess

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@paco Sounds right. #Monsterdon

Chekhov's "I can take care of myself" machismo.

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@amyfou gator chomps
gator rolls
gator flips
gator naps
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lol, rookie cop is so dead....

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Now is an excellent time for that late 70's flashlight to fail.

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*holding map upside down*

"We're lost, chief"

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So that was a fun moment with the radio bomber dude but what was the point? Just to show how sharp the twinky cop was? #Monsterdon

It seems like it's shoehorned in, but I like the scene with the fake bomb. The matter-of-factness is like a dash of Homicide: Life on the Street. #monsterdon

@JoeWynne Is that how that line happened?! 🤣

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That was some serious jynxing there, kid #Monsterdon

That kid cop doing chew?

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I am honor bound to defend the honor of my native St. Louis, now...
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Is Blondie gonna get et? Is hero cop gonna lose _another_ partner? #Monsterdon #Alligator

alright, i might let Mr Young Buck live a little, i guess.

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I heard it's unhealthy to work with you.

Then why'd you volunteer?

I can 'Take care of myself'.

(Suicide mention?) #monsterdon

These guys are defusing a bomb while one is holding a loaded gun that wavers?!
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honestly I just want footage of the gator swimming around, having fun, meeting other gators, doing gator things.

It's a great song! #monsterdon

“We cut the larynx — keeps the noise down” really painting an evil picture here. #Monsterdon #Alligator #alligator1980

Getting hair styling advice from another cop in the precinct…turns out he’s telling him how to hide his thinning hair. Wow.

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@cocaine_owlbear Checkov's Gun? #monsterdon #alligator1980

@klu9 I missed that. Never seen alligator shows in Chicago

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Nice, realistic bluelines as a prop.

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To make sure folks know exactly how much time is left. #Monsterdon

@jivens Next time try Laurence Welk.

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